#I took the bus instead

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Seeing eldritch abomination Danny is funny, but half the time I just think of the time that Danny, half ghost, with all the creepy powers he could want, LOST a haunted house competition.

#danny phantom #I mean he sorta won but he had to place Lancer in a dimension of his worst fears and releasing the spirit of Halloween to do it #but the actually haunted house was bad and Lancer took back the win and gave it to dash instead #he tried! he did! but uh #yeah no Danny’s a dork lol #what IS horrifying is his usually accidental body horror #cue Danny attempting to learn duplication. hnnnn. #also hilarious is that while Danny PHANTOM is very strong and somewhat athletic #Danny FENTON actually is failing gym class. boy couldn’t even do a pull-up #he can do flips #it improves over time iirc? but yeah no Fenton can have absolutely no muscle mass while Phantom lifts a BUS

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

Me after watching Betty and Simon’s love story: Aww they’re so cute together! I love them so much omg

Goes on tumblr: “Simon is selfish for not going on the bus with her! And their relationship is toxic.”

Me: I’m uh… going to. Pretend I didn’t see this .

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #not gonna lie that was a jarring experience #I took Fionna’s comment about the bus to be because of her naivety #like ‘oh so obviously you went on the bus and had a happily ever after adventuring #but he obviously couldn’t go on the bus #that’s not how life works. #like he doesn’t have anything on him he’s not equipped to go on that trip RIGHT THEN #Instead they took a moment to enjoy the skyline and the mundane and existed in each other’s presence because they make each other happy #so like. idk

[jewishcissiekj]

Took me two hours to get home today because of the fuckass buses and the damn traffic jams... T4T Anidala I made yesterday

#unreal bc i went out of the school at 4 got to my first bus #then waited more than an hour for the second bus #bc even tho i made it in time for it it just did not come #then it finally arrived and i got on it #but it took like another fucking hour+ for a drive that's usually 30 minutes #so i got home at 6 pm when instead of fucking 5 or even 4:40 #man #sw #star wars #anakin skywalker #padmé amidala #anakin and padme #padmé naberrie #anidala #i love this fucking promo picture of them they're soooo #transgender #this is like my fav padme outfit i think #padme amidala #padme naberrie #anakin #star wars prequels

[restinpeacesensei]

traditional style 💖

#akoya gero #gero akoya #cute high earth defense club love #binan koukou chikyuu bouei bu love! #boueibu #my art #my akoya wanted to join in the vintage dress-up party too!! \;;w;;/ #ognvuhgh i wanted to have this done earlier bc other people were doing art so fast for the new outfits but it got dragged out #it was Mostly done a few days ago and i made final edits and was going to post it just before i rushed out to work #i put it up then i was like '??? wait there's a color blob in the wrong place i thought i fixed that???' #i was down to my last minute and didn't have time to do it so i was like auuuughhgh and took the whole thing down #on the Next day i opened the file again to see what was wrong and the color blob was NOT THERE #so im like ??? why did it suddenly appear again in the png. so i looked and i made an error in naming my files #i accidentally named one of the versions 30 instead of 03 so it sorted into the last place instead of the actual most recent version (07) #so that is the reason i ended up being 1 minute late to work. and the lesson to me is i should not try to post at the absolute last minute #(i say this but if i don't get smth done i can't stop thinking about it. it bothers me constantly to have something almost finished but not #(and then it's difficult for me to focus on other tasks so this is why i feel like i have to just get it done before i switch tasks) #anyway i wasn't totally sure what era the traditional outfits are supposed to be from. im not knowledgeable about fashion actually T.T #i googled 'when were suspenders popular' and ended up just looking at old photos and clothing patterns from the 30s-40s #photos from back then were black-and-white can you believe it.. you have to actually look at drawings and paintings to find color #everyone who left me messages elsewhere: THANK YOU SO MUCH!! \>/////</ i will reply soon!! \;;W;;/

[laczki]

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#its stupid but i need to vent or i explode #so i wanted to leave my class early so my parents wrote to my teacher in the morning so she would let me go and i said that it should be #in her messages (i checked it was send before lesson) but she said theres nothing like that so naturally i was a little confused #and instead of asking her if shes sure i like a fucking idiot took my phone out and wanted to ask my parents if they send it even tho i kne #i knew they did and oh my god the look she gave #i cloudnt check anything and i missed my fucking bus and after i left school i almost cloudnt even breath or like speak properly like a ful #meltdown over nothing really but i made myslef look so dumb in front of everyone and then acted like some brat its so embarrassing and she #probably will be mad at me cause she thinks i wanted to lie to her when thats just not true #but like why would i say anything if there were no message? #so now im an idiot liar and i humiliated myself when i tried so hard to do everything right for the past 3 years #great fuking day :)

[totopopopo]

Okay I made this to represent a specific event but then I thought about it and realized that more generally soeaking this actually sums the exact dynamic I have with my fourth grade girls.

#like you guys don’t understand this is LITERALLY me and my girls #like. the example this was originally made to represent. I road the bus with [name redacted for privacy reasons] who is the apple of my eye #my incredible little girl who I have known for a year who I just adore. #I was taking the bus with her and she saw there was a security camera and asked about it. and it was like a 30 minute bus ride we had time #and I often will teach her about things I’m interested in even if they’re like. advanced right #so I was like alright have you ever heard of a man named Foucault? #i took the next 15 minutes to explain to her about who Foucault was and his essay about the panopticon and what that meant #described was a panopticon was described why he was talking about it talked about how that applies to us now #about how the police state is increasingly harnessing more and more technology to create an era of surveillance hitherto unknown of #and how this helps enforce the status quo etc. #she listened intently. nodding along thoughtfully. she quietly thought about it longer. #the whole time. GLOWERING. which is her response to everything. #I’m like. it’s interesting right? trying to prompt her to say what she was thinking. #instead of responding she just turns to the security camera at the front of the bus and very carefully puts up her middle finger #and then mouths ‘fuck. you.’ #I could not be prouder of her but this is also just how all our conversations go #no matter if it’s about tattoos or Ancient Greek tragedy or Taylor swift.

[ughmiyans]

ok but the latest haikyuu buu chapter has me thinking about sakuatsu as That Couple that hosts all the get togethers among their friends with atsumu being the one to cook up all the savory dishes (with cooking skills picked up since childhood but also mostly from osamu) and omi the one to make the yummiest desserts that would put pastries from high end bakeries to shame because he’s perfected all the recipes of every single pastry there is (he doesn’t do things half assed after all)

msby movie nights? not complete without tsumu’s signature chili. teammate’s birthday? best to show up at sakuatsu’s apartment on time to see sakusa’s two-tier chiffon cake (with a design that’s always in theme with the party!) before it gets completely devoured. inarizaki vbc reunion? it’s a shabu-shabu party along with atsumu’s yakitori, karaage, gyoza, and okonomiyaki. there are no leftovers, but there’s always room for the funfetti cupcakes sakusa brings out after everything’s devoured. btw all their food is made by sakusa-approved sanitary checks and quality control (he has since then convinced atsumu to start wearing a fox-printed bandana like his own weasel-printed one while cooking)

actually, it’s not even limited to events anymore. if bokuto is looking to bring sweet treats with him when he visits akaashi in tokyo but is wary of his aversion to overly sweet things, omi will bake him a batch of cookies made with dark cocoa chunks instead of the usual milk chocolate. atsumu whips up a bento at least twice a week for his brother (complete with those rice balls made to look like tiny pandas with nori) because the scrub gets too hands-on with his business and forgets to eat (he won’t admit it’s to repay osamu for all those times he made bento boxes for atsumu who wasn’t yet quite used to his new living conditions in the msby dorms back then). suna will request for sakusa’s lemon squares his mom and sister love so much whenever he visits them in aichi, and meian will stop by every so often to pick up atsumu’s smoked salmon carbonara his wife has become obsessed with ever since he brought home leftovers from their last msby hangout

i just love thinking about sakuatsu with food as their love language to all their friends, because it’s what they grew up with. little omi with his parents who always make his favorite dishes when they come home from overseas business trips because nothing can quite compare to their cooking. little atsumu who grew up with weekends spent in their grandma’s bustling house back in hyogo where there was always something cooking, and a lot of food going around for him and osamu and their cousins and aunts and uncles

they joke about quitting professional volleyball to put up their own restaurant. their restaurant locations will all be in the vicinity of onigiri miya branches and will serve their own version of homemade onigiri. to make up for becoming competition, osamu (and all their friends and family) will be entitled to lifetime discounts in sakuatsu’s establishment. they’ll hang their msby and jnt jerseys even if it doesn’t go with the interior design to pay homage to the sport that’s brought them together. and they seriously consider delving into the industry upon officially retiring from the pros once they hit their late 30s, but not before they tie the knot. it’s not their own food served at the wedding (which they think is superior compared to the fancy catering) but it’s fine because they’ll have a lifetime ahead of them to keep cooking for themselves and their loved ones 🤍

#haikyuu #haikyuu bu #sakuatsu #haikyuu sakusa #hq atsumu #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #i really took this one chapter and ran with it #i wrote this instead of going to sleep #its 1am #the sakuatsu brainrot is real #the chokehold they have on me man

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s that time of week again…

#and M A N today’s getsuyoubi was extra yuuutsu #first i dropped 2 cup things filled with water. cool. a mess was made. nice. #t h e n my workstation shook by itself and one of the cup things toppled down again. only it was filled with (diluted) acid this time!!!! #i wish it fell onto me bc at l e a s t my bad day would’ve ended with just an acid burn instead of getting worse #bc *then* we found out that we were near-out of [insert reagent here] that we need to run blanks for [test thing] yay!!!!! joy!!!!!!!!! #so we had to use a substitute solvent (sadge) #if only it ended there aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i left work on time -> waited forever for the delayed bus -> decided to get some coffee or sth as a pick me up t h e n… #the coffee place happened to run out of single bags so i decided to put it into my bag instead (mistake)… #…a n d dropped my phone while trying to prop the stupid drink upright so it wouldn’t spill. #unfortunately for me though... some rando picked up my phone some time within the 30s-1 min wherein i realised that my phone was gone… #…and took it home with him instead of handing it to the customer service counter at the nearby train stations. ha. #called my phone a couple of times with the phone from a customer service counter but he~~ didn’t~~ pick up~~~~~~~~~ #and so. long story short. i had to leave the house an extra time to go to this guy’s place to pick up my bb (read: my phone) #bc the dude~~~ can’t~~~~ speak~~~ english~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so he didn’t understand me when i told him my location~~~~~~~ #and now it’s almost 8.30 in the pm. im waiting for the delayed bus to go home from wherever tf i am now. and i haven’t eaten all day :)))) #(aside from a small cake thing but it’s negligible tbh) #aND HOLY FK I HATE THIS I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS BUT IT SKIPPED THE STOP HELP ME I JUST WANNA GO HOME #.am i allowed to cry yet. i. just. i just wanna eat my dinner. #…come to think of it my drink ended up spilling in my bag while i was hunting for my phone. so. there’s that to clean up ig. #ughhhhhhhhh i wish that guy had just left my phone where he found it. s o b s #so yeah. if you read this i hope you had a good monday at least… #this truly is my ✨t r a g i c c o m e d y✨

[aroacehanzawa]

wednesday thursday and friday this summer truly the worst three consecutive days of the week. we have bsd and jjk and link click back to back with no time to recover

#new link click episode will have to wait tonight because i am going to see barbie in the cinema #actually it was a flop moment yesterday because my sister and i took the bus all the way to the city center yesterday #but we couldn't book the tickets online so we tried buying at the cinema but there weren't any seats next to each other left #so we got tickets for today instead #hyped but also. the bus ticket alone costs 10€ per person round-trip 💀 #so the movie better be worth it

[fishthegenderwitch-deactivated]

The winter we all expect to start in November:

November:

December:

January 4th: FUCK GUYS SORRY I'M LATE I GOTTA CATCH UP OH MAN HERE YOU GO! -dumps 2 months of freezing upon the land-

#it is freaking BITTER out there #and today i had to run to my second bus stop instead of catch the first bus #bc I forgot it was on a detour and didn't go past my house due to roadwork atm #i feel like i took a shower then put on my clothes without using a towel first #ugh #damp #and cold #makes bad feelings #at least the sun's out

[destiny-moonforge]

they really decided to throw in a bunch of arbitrary letters just to make it 'different' for their reference huh

#novus spoilers #novusposting #TOUPH??? *TOUPH??* #ki why dont you just commit to writing a place with actual respect for the cultures youre basing it on instead of butchering things for #“haha funny reference for kids” #how many kids are realistically making it to level 160 #i understand the game has to be kid Friendly to maintain its rating i'm not expecting them to make moo bu drop an f bomb #but do we really have to dumb things down. i feel like the new wizard city rewrite as well took out a lot of the previous nuance #even the side quests there

[sonjabysonjamorgan]

two yr old nephews bedtime playlist…

#he normally does shake it off but was DEVASTATED when i put it on so we went with ‘girl’ (shania twain) instead #i also took a few tries to get the right wheels on the bus

[cahootings]

the way just getting to, doing, and then getting home from my physical therapy eval has completely sucked the life and any optimism I had out of me and has put me in bed with my feet elevated and ice on both ankles for the past hour. can’t wait to do this three times a week for the next 6 weeks

#I got cocky and tried taking the bus home instead of ubering (PT office is half a mile away) #it took me 17 minutes to walk the normally four-minute walk from my bus stop to my apartment. 😐 #i need to gain horizontal speed soon I really cannot deal with this much longer shskfkgjahksf

[sugaroto]

The true islander going to university in land experience is finding out bus tickets are more expensive than boat tickets

#okay to be fair its a different distance #but like #with 7€ i can go to a whole different island in 40 minutes #but 2 hour bus drive is 17€? #like #im still on the same land yknow #(ok kinda kidding- but its fun to see the difference) #to be fair a 3 hour boat distance is like ... 25€ if i remember correctly #how much would a 3 hour bus be?? #*also im not making up distance tickets on the spot #i have in mind specific islands in mind that are 3 hours/ 40 minutes away #.... actually. #it was still 25€ when it was 8 hours... #we had to stop at different islands instead of going directly at it #so it took 8(or maybe 6?) hours #it was still 25€ #its not about the hours #obviously #i just dont know the distance #can i Google it? #i will #sugarenia talks #sugarenia thoughts #sugar uni life #edit* apparently the island (3hour one) is 138 kilometers away but the bus (2hour distance) is 190 kilometers away #im not good at math idk which is winning at tickets

[luobingmeis]

how’s everyone’s night going i’m thinking so hard about how two of the rawest moments we have with each individual jade (xuanwu cave + the mama lan sequence) happen in the sole presence of wei wuxian, and wei wuxian not only let’s each of them just be but does not judge either of them. other than that my night’s going great.

(contenders for second rawest moment is when jiang cheng hurts lan wangji’s feelings so badly and lan xichen has to beg to be able to have his own judgement)

#thinking abt wwx learning lwj’s boundaries and the lines he cannot cross #thinking abt lxc’s embarrassment in front of wwx and wwx assuring him that this moment will not leave the two of them #anyways unexplored dynamic lxc and wwx #i still firmly believe that wwx is a good bridge between the jades like. he doesn’t hold them to /being/ the jades #like. 1) that’s lan zhan! #from the very start wwx has greeted lwj with familiarity and just. just! #2) obviously the use of lxc’s titles out of respect but that does not stop wwx from being honest with lxc- #and seeing that lxc wants evidence of everything and working with that instead of against him #insert my thesis abt how i think if lxc wants to get out of seclusion lwj will have to be there to help him #but it’s through wwx that the two realize that they don’t always have to be the twin jades #and in fact only maintaining those specific roles would just be harmful to them and their brotherhood #like. let lan xichen and lan wangji be brothers and most of all be human not figureheads #anyways ch14 is hitting me with a fucking bus abt how much the jades were not allowed to be kids #and how they suffered the consequences of the actions of their parents #‘but the two children had clearly done nothing wrong’ is my new discord status #also i should state that like. the post is just my opinion bc xuanwu cave and the mama lan sequence both took me out back and killed me

[eyefocusing]

saw some floating birds today :3c

#i usually just take the bus back from the docks but the weather took a nice turn so i walked to the streetcar instead #it makes my commute way longer but its not like im in any rush lol #i always like goin by the seaplane dock!! its just neat to look at! #i mean i can see them take off from the dock i work at but its a different kind of neat u know!! #my things