this tweet is making me choke to death
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
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I've been crying laughing from this for the last 5 minutes
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
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(fandombrained person trying to express their observation that a female character has more than one personality trait) she's like a girlboss but she's also a girlfailure sometimes
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