#I want cereal

[ar0matique]

So like how does tumblr work?

I haven't been on this site for like years but the way posts can be made here have always been enjoyable to me. Like I can write so much stuff. but i also do feel like im screaming into the void of the ever expanding internet, like an astronaut lost in space desperately fiddling with their comms system hoping a passing spaceship finds them before their oxygen supply runs out... maybe not that intense but like yeah. am lonely.

#new to blogging #new to tumblr #i don't know what i'm doing #please send help #i'm actually an artist #and a writer #but we don't talk about that #because i'm too shy to release them #writing is hard #i'm losing my sanity #i want cereal

[mistletien]

tbh lately I've felt like something tied to the back of a truck and dragged along the highway but whatever

#ark whines #I want cereal

[egberts]

#food #cereal #idk why im tagging cereal #felt right #I wanted the url cereal so bad a long time ago #i also almost included oatmeal but decided it wasnt quite the same

[majimasleftasscheek]

at da dentist

from this

#domesticity my beloved #I like to think him and kiryu argue about coupons at the store even tho majima can afford it for sure #cuz he's picky + wants to argue for the sake of arguing #kiryu just wants his googoo ass cereal that no one else likes #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #my art

[candyheartedchy]

Tippy Tap Tallulah!!!

#sorry this blog ended up being about cereal mascots and my puppy rn lol #but I wanted to share her tapping her paws 😭 #god why do I sound like a cartoon character at that part?!?! lmao #💬 chy chatter 💬 #video

[eggwishing]

yeah mr president shes pretty fucking awesome tbh probably the coolest guy ever to have an iq in the single digits

#davesprite #mr president aka obama the salamander #homestuck #the way i drew davesprite on the righ . he looks like a cereal mascot 💀💀💀 #wait actually #i want mr president to be like a bmo situation #everyone used diff pronouns for them

[cerealmonster15]

every time I see this meme I think of Them

#twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #twst #cereal tries to draw #they’re friends TO ME. beloved trio. frenemies rivals whatever #riddle and Jamil WHEN will you team up with your anti fish feelings PLEASE #and azuls kind of obsessed w/them both #it’s so so so funny when they interact I want to trap them In a jar together like grasshoppers #there’s like one time at the end of masquerade event where the three talk to each other #I rotate it in my mind forever

[hauntedhotel]

You know that one tweet where it's like "in college my roommate was like I'm gonna have so many girls and maybe some guys over here and if you don't like it, grow up" but then he brings one girl home the entire time they're at college together and they end up married?

That, but steddie.

Cause I always imagine Steve figuring out he's bisexual and being super chill about it, because generally he is quite a chill guy and he knows about Robin so he's experienced at loving a queer person and doesn't see why he can't do the same for himself and like, there's an active hell dimension right under us Robin, don't you think we have more important things to stress about than me wanting to kiss guys as well as girls?

So his initial reaction is basically "oh, I guess I'm bi then. Huh. Hey sweet, double the potential dating pool! Robin, get rid of the you suck board immediately cause I'm about to woo so many guys!"

But then he meets Eddie and all that shit goes down (and Eddie doesn't die cause obviously he doesn't, why would he? That's ridiculous). And Steve kisses one (1) boy one (1) time and thinks "actually, you know, I'm good, I think I'll just keep this one"

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #i just like the idea of steve thinking he's going to seamlessly switch #from being a suave charmer with the ladies #to being a suave charmer with the fellas #and robin thinking oh god he mught actually make this work #he's going to have his pick of all the guys in this stupid town cause they all used to worship him #and then steve sees eddie the feral raccoon boy eating dry cereal in a shack #and is just like #that one #i want him #hes perfect

[je11ybe4r]

teeth

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #je11ybe4r screenshots #my screenshots #astarion #astarion bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #i want to eat his teeth like cereal please #GAHGHHH

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

no okay i found 3-14 and??? did Howdy just sell fucking SOAP to Sally and tell her it's instant mashed potatoes??? oh my god someone stop him lmfao

#('why does this have a speculation tag' Speculating Is In My Tags For Now Thank You) #(i want to easily find this later i think) #im never gonna be over this #that MOTHERFUCKER AHAHA #plain evil. everybodys all like 'oh wallys secretly evil home is secretly evil' #HOWDY IS RIGHT THERE!!! TRICKING HIS NEIGHBORS INTO EATING SOAP!!! HES THE REAL VILLAIN HERE #and then sally asking for a 'loaf of bouncy yellow bread' #and howdy muttering 'one sponge....' #and then her asking for that 'sunshine cereal' #and him saying 'woodchips and sawdust' #SIR???? ARE THEY OUT HERE EATING WOODCHIPS AND SPONGES AND SOAP??? #i mean they're puppets so maybe its entirely within the realm of possibility for them #BUT HUH??? #welcome home spoilers #homebogging #wh spoilers #wh speculation #(aaaaand here's the minor speculating) #id say that howdy is just giving his products weird non-food names for a personal naming system #but the soap.... is Soap. #and howdy Obviously knows he is Selling Her Soap To Eat #my next guess is that he just... somehow Knows that maybe none of their food is real food? #cause none of it rots right? and if theyre puppets on a show the food should all be props? #like using shaving cream for whipped cream commercials yk yk #okay i might be on to something here.... maybe #is howdy more aware than i thought he'd be....? #i should make an actual post about this cause damn. #as i kept adding tags my brain kept going 'wait a minute. Wait A Damn Minute' #but ive said i before and ill say it again - love howdy as a character. i would not be able to stand him as a person <3

[unboundbnha]

Okay I’m gonna post something controversial

#I KNOW THERES A TYPO LEAVE ME ALONE #anti tim drake #god I finally get to use that tag #listen. I don’t want to piss in anyone’s cereal. but I’ve seen polls that got flooded by t*m fans #oooooohooooooo the poor baby ooohoohogogooogkdjf shut up #if there are 1000 Tim drake haters I am one of them. if there are five Tim drake haters I am one of them. if there are no Tim drake haters? #I’m dead. #I’m so tired of both him and his fans #HE AINT THAT GREAT #also god. I’m a jason fan and I can’t imagine being a duke fan or a cass fan #watching them get erased for any of the ‘’main’’ bat boys #that shit would be infuriating #as a Jason fan I apologize :( I also love your special little guys and gals #they! deserve! better!

[chipthekeeper]

fuck it, Andor characters as shirts that go hard:

#i am so deeply deeply sorry for both the nemik and the cereal karn ones #but for VERY different reasons #i have no idea why i did this other than it's monday and i didn't want to do real work #long post #sorry about that also #andor #andor spoilers #star wars andor #brasso #blevin #cassian andor #kleya marki #bix caleen #syril karn #lonni jung #xanwan #xaul #nemik #saw gerrera #vel sartha #cinta kaz #arvel skeen #mon mothma #luthen rael #again i'm sorry #this was too many for one post but i hope not to do another one #my posts #andor shitpost of the day?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I also will say I cannot believe I did not remember that good looking detective is, the same episode. Because I remember every single moment of your B storyline Will every single one of it still. And I remember it being my favorite Eric thing that had ever happened. And so obviously yeah, you would think that I would go, well of course he's got this great storyline and it's the same week I get my big hair cutting storyline. But no, I also so remembered all of the details about dating the Townie and yet didn't remember that the townie episode is the same episode as good looking detective. -Danielle

You just hit everything I said too, to the point where when I turned it on last night, I'm watching it with Sue and I came up with the bathrobe and the Coca Puffs. I'm like, oh, this is the same episode. How is this the same episode? I had no idea.... -Will

This is literally perfect television. -Danielle

Yep It is. I agree. It was an incredi... This might be my favorite overall episode of the entire series. -Will

#I had the exact same reaction #I always forget iconic will is in this episode too #pod meets world #bmw #bmwedit #bmwedits #boy meets world #iconic #legends only #will friedle #perfection #eric matthews #good looking guy #mood #relatable #i want cereal now #haha #love it so dang much #4x2

[bodycountgame]

Hiiiii I was thinking about some of the drabbles from before and everyone has History and Some Issues, but I’m curious so,, what would the ROs younger selves think about who they grew up to be? Or what would the ROs tell their younger self?

anon i am obsessed with this question... in terms of meeting their younger selves:

adegoke: his child self would be confused and probably a bit scared. his teenage self would be a little disappointed. there is a lot that adegoke had to work through to get to where he is now. 

arthur: i keep going back and forth on what young arthur would think of his older self, because i’m not sure that he would really know what to think. i don’t think he would be pleased. i think the closest emotion would probably be disgust, because what a sad little life. 

atticus: i think young atticus would be so pumped at how he turned out and i think that would make present day atticus very sad indeed. 

avery: would be angry before any other emotion, i think, because she wants more for herself and she must have done something wrong somewhere along the way to fall so short of what she is capable of. i think that she and present day avery could have a very long talk about that, but she would need to make all of the same mistakes for herself anyway. 

charlie: i guess just bewildered? i think that of everyone, charlie might be the most surprised by where he ended up. 

ellis: before the start of the show? i think young ellis would be pleased that they had achieved so many of the things that they weren’t sure they would be capable of doing, and perhaps a little sad that they hadn’t done some of the other things that they thought would come easily. as of episode 3? crushingly, excruciatingly heartbroken. 

florrie: thrilled, delighted, absolutely jazzed! after always being told that growing up would mean giving up a lot of the things she finds fun, little florrie would be so thrilled to learn that isn’t true. 

griffin: i’m not sure how much thought griffin has ever really given to the future or who he will be or where he’ll end up, so i’m not sure he’d have strong feelings either way? he’d be like oh okay and then go back to playing hahaha 

imogen: really proud of herself. imogen has had to do a lot of hard things to get to where she is and i think young her would be grateful to know that she does have it in herself to do them, actually. 

nyra: would be encouraged by some parts and disheartened by others, but in general i think it would be extremely emotionally charged. they’d have a big hug, there would definitely be tears.   

rowan: teenage rowan would probably be like omg cringe hahaha - she had a real Not Like Other Girls phase and adult rowan kind of prides herself on being like other girls actually because girls are sick!  

syd: would be fuckin psyched, i think? syd more than anyone has really exceeded their childhood expectations. 

vinh: would just absolutely break down in tears of relief. they made it, they're doing it, they're okay. their life isn’t perfect, but it’s theirs and they are living it on their own terms. also they get to make art all the time, and isn’t that just the dream.

#aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #this is brain worm food for days thank u anon #anon did you wake up this morning and think hm i want to ruin nells day #really just destroy them emotionally #and then maybe have some cereal #is that how your morning went

[nyxofdemons]

“one day im going to have to make like a three hour long video essay that's just called In Defense of Helluva Boss” Please do. I see more anti videos than I do with defense ones. Like the ones that say season 2 is terrible even though it’s barely completed and the ones that say Stolitz is a bad despite them barely having a relationship.

no literally i am sick of seeing more anti content than actual appreciation videos but the anti talking point i see most that drives me up the fucking walls is that it's "bAd RePrEsEnTaTiOn," as if that is all that queer people are allowed to have; just the vague nebulous concept of "Rep(TM)." the fact that if a straight character is a bad person then it's just that This Character is a bad person, but if a queer character is a bad person then This Is Bad Representation Of The Community And Is Homophobic. can we not just HAVE characters?? vehicles to tell a story??? tools to craft a compelling narrative??? this is part of why Helluva/Hazbin being adult shows is such a THING because i see this get shut down a lot under the guise of "uhh well just because it's an adult show doesn't mean that it can handle whatever topic it wants however it wants" and like. yeah buddy! that's true! and that's not what this is fucking about!! when people say "it's an adult show" what they mean is that it's made to be engaged with under the assumption that you would know better than to take information to shape your worldview and perception of other real life people from a fucking cartoon! the show doesn't NEED to tell you that Um Hey Guys Just So You Know This Isn't Actually Meant To Reflect How All Real Life Gay Relationships Are because you are an adult who should already be able to discern this.

"bad rep" doesn't mean "characters that are nuanced, morally gray, or just bad people." "bad rep" would be if helluva boss was a show that said "the REASON these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people is BECAUSE they are queer, or at least directly correlated to that fact." which is. you know. very fucking different than "these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people because they 1) live in a classist society that actively encourages them to be their worst selves and 2) are extremely traumatized."

#btw when i say toxic i DO mean stolitz but not in like. a 'this is romanticizing abuse !!!!1!!!!1!1!!' kind of way #which is. the second stupidest criticism of this show #like babe did you really watch blitz break down sobbing on his couch and see stolas drowning in his depression cereal and absinthe #and some how come to the conclusion that the lesson you are meant to take away from this is that This Is A Good Thing To Aspire To ?????? #their dynamic IS toxic rn!! neither of them are communicating properly and neither of them are getting what they TRULY want #and the whole point of watching this situation (this shituation; if you will) play out #is to be entertained first of all BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY #because you are supposed to go Man This Relationship Status Sucks For Them Right Now I Sure Hope They Can Make It Better #you are supposed to recognize that it is Bad for them right now. because you are a fucking adult who should have a CRUMB of media literacy #god. sorry this is so long #video essay is gonna be four hours at this rate istfg #mine #ask #helluva boss #stolitz #analysis #long post

[safyresky]

Cinnamon is STILL doing numbers from the cat blazeathon two weeks ago so HERE! TAKE SOME FRESH CINNAPICS

#cats #caturday #catblr #cinnamon #hey look it's my cat!!! #he was looking v cute last night hanging in the cubby on the cat tower #today he is yelling bc he can't go outside #i am presently having a bowl of cereal and he is throwing around his dry food to show his distatse in not being outside #I'M SORRY I DON'T WANT YOU COMMITING MURDER CINNAMON