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#I want my dad to play the game at some point but I think he'll be too busy to play anytime soon
ivystoryweaver · 6 months
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im so interested in what u think the moon boys would be like as dads???
Ohhhhh, this is gonna hurt my heart. In a good way. I have a lot of feelings about Moon Dads and I've not yet written fics about it so yeah...
I'm gonna jump right in with Marc.
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I think if Marc had a child, he would be all in: attentive, tender, affectionate.
I don't actually believe Marc would be afraid of parenting. I know that can be a popular hc/fic plot and I totally understand why, and love reading those.
But I think Marc would be one of those people that would try to do the opposite of what was done to him. Example: his parents were married and that went well... (sarcasm)
Yet Marc got married. He and Layla were together for years and, according to her, had "adventures together", meaning they worked as a (likely successful) team. Marc bailed on Layla once his mom passed and he could no longer control or hide his disassociations (plus Khonshu's threats for Layla to be his next avatar).
Point being: Marc did get married and seemed pretty successful at it, for the most part.
Marc is in charge of bath time. This includes little toy boats, fish that squirt water, bubbles. He's going to wash their hair, or whatever hair needs they have, depending on race and hair types. If it is a hair type he isn't as familiar with, he is going to be talking to his partner, looking up vids, whatever it takes. Touch is going to be so important to him. He is the dad who will know how to do french braids or styles for textured hair.
He's never going to react in anger. If he is angry, he's going to hand the reins to Steven or sometimes Jake (if he is able, it's obviously not a parlor trick), or he will just say to his little one, "Daddy is going to take a time out. I'll be back in a minute and we can have a talk." The idea of putting himself in time out is so endearing to his child that they end up calming from whatever misbehavior they were attempting, wanting to join him in the corner for time out, touching a plushie or reading a book in his lap.
They learn very young that their father's expressions can be stern but his hands are safe. They will not want to disappoint him.
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Steven can converse naturally with children, this we see in the first episode. Steven's open, engaging nature is great for children. His own childlike wonder will shine in fatherhood. He was also able to quickly redirect the behavior of the girl who was littering at the museum. So a spunky child in a doctor's office waiting room will be easily wrangled by a distracting toy, quick game or wonderful story.
Steven is your go-to guy for bedtime stories. With a young child, Steven will share how wondrous the world around them is. He'll always have a anecdote or a fun fact for tweens or teens.
He will offer choices. "Do you want to put on 'jammies now or after a story?" "Do you want to help Dad set the table or feed the cat?" Steven has lacked agency in his life, so he is going to give it to his child. He will teach them to speak up for their needs.
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Jake is going to be such a little shit as a dad. I'm sorry but there is no nicer way to say it lol. Jake's used to operating in the background and he's a night owl. He's the fun dad. He's the "don't tell mom" dad (or don't tell dad, dad). Kid wants stay up 15 extra minutes? It's Jake that's gonna sneak them some of the popcorn he popped after they were supposed to be asleep. As a partner, you'd find your little one on Jake's knee in the most comfy chair, watching the Yankees play baseball.
You give them The Look™ and they know they are busted. They exchange guilty glances and then Jake starts repeating words in Spanish. Baseball, Popcorn, very good! If you are already all Spanish speakers then Jake pretends to be practicing in both Spanish and English.
Either way, he and his little twin, with their adorable curls, give you shit eating grins.
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l0v3tast3 · 1 year
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More young!reader and 141 maybeeee? I feel like I just need more headcanons and drabbles
Also maybe like, 141 reacting to reader randomly dropping information like "well, my mum's an alcoholic and she used to beat me"
And this is me speaking from experience cause I do that and like 🥲
✎ i think i got this request like almost a month ago now i am. so sorry lmao but i'm actually getting to it and that's what counts right? right. i pumped this out in like 2 hours which if you knew how i write you would be very impressed 😎
✎ tags: young!reader, military!reader, not proofread im too cool for that, just general fluff like one mention of simon being angsty about u dying ig?
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♡ so soap and the reader are definitely really good friends. i don't really think he's like super "mushy"? i guess? like some people make him out to be (not that there's anything wrong with that i love that trope) because like, look at him. i love him but some of the stuff he says in the games is like super fucking #militaryman if that makes sense lmao
♡ you're friends in a sibling kind of way. you make fun of each other all of the time and play pranks with (and on) each other. he goes rough on you when you're sparring but always makes sure you're okay afterwards. a lot of the time he talks to you like you're a little kid in an annoying tone just to piss you off.
♡ simon definitely didn't really want to like you at first, partly because he didn't want to get close to you in case you died or got seriously injured or captured or whatever else could possibly happen. but you literally weaseled your way in as his friend.
♡ after a few weeks of being with the team, you picked up on their likes and dislikes. in particular, you learned which foods simon liked at the cafeteria, you learned what kind of books he read, etc. etc. and so ensued you doing nice things for him.
♡ you would grab him the protein bar he liked from the vending machine when you went to grab yourself or someone else something. if you went somewhere with cheap books, you would grab him one that was similar to what you saw him reading last. you always made it a point to get him cheap things so you could refuse if he tried to pay you back.
♡ most of the time, though, he would say he didn't want it when you handed it to him. you would just shrug and tell him to give it to someone else (you see him with whatever you got him not long after). other times, you'll just sit down next to him and talk to him out of nowhere. towards the beginning, it was more of you talking at him, but that was okay with you. it took longer than the others, but you wormed your way into his cold heart.
♡ price is your new father. he gives you advice on literally everything, whether or not you ask for it (you almost never do). he does the dad thing of the hands on the hips and legs kinda spread while he explains the topic in depth. he has a very vast wealth of knowledge, you come to learn.
♡ i feel like one time you would comment on price's outfit, saying it looked good and matched well one day and he would kind of take it to heart. from then on he'll occasionally ask you how his outfit is that day. he'll play it off as if he's joking, but deep down he's actually curious. you always make fun of him for the hat that's seemingly glued to his head, though.
♡ gaz fully leans into becoming your older brother. he doesn't deny it, he just laughs when someone says anything. also i feel like he'll literally do anything you want to do. he'll go shopping with you, he'll go to bookstores or antique stores or crystal places, literally anywhere. it's gotten to the point where you just tell him to go with you and he just grabs his coat.
♡ he also will play any video game with you and he always beats you at it. it literally does not matter if he's never even heard of this random game you just pulled out of some alternate dimension, he'll be better than you at it. he's also absolutely clueless about his natural talent; if you ask him what the hell he's doing right, he's just like "huh? 🤨🤨"
♡ yeah in regards to randomly dropping trauma like it's nothing, it's definitely a smack in the face to all of them. they talk about the time they almost died in a firefight or when they got shot several times over, but they don't talk about the "deep" stuff.
♡ so it's like, you say some shit like "yeah my [super close person] died when i was really young that was #rough lol" and they all just slowly turn their heads to you like "what the actual fuck did you just say" and you're just like "what's going on why did we stop talking 🧐"
♡ they either move on to a new conversation after several long moments of silence or you just don't notice and continue talking like you didn't just give them mental whiplash.
♡ also so like i'm the type of person that loves clutter and just wants to decorate the hell out of my apartment n shit right? so like if you're also that kind of person and you just amass all this stuff in your room and put in shelves and lamps and posters and pictures covering every wall (even though it's probably against some military code or rules or whatever) and they got a peek they're just like "what the fuck"
♡ every time price sees it he tells you to clean it up but it's half-hearted at best. you tell him he's just jealous of all of your cool stuff, and he secretly is (if you're a mini-fridge kind of person he would definitely want to steal it from you).
♡ if you don't really decorate your room that much or just don't have a lot of stuff, they all get you little things to clutter up your space with. kyle and you come up with a system of buying each other a gift whenever you go shopping together, and he's good at remembering what you like.
♡ i think simon likes carving wood in his spare time, and you'll see him doing this and say that's really cool and good, and he's always just like "ya want it?" and tosses it at you. you don't bother asking if he's sure he wants to give it to you because he already pulled out another block of wood to carve into.
♡ they all also will fight literally anyone for you once you all get closer. you're probably one of, if not the youngest person working in the entire compound and they know how people talk, and if they hear anyone saying anything bad about you for any reason they shut that shit down immediately. you are good, in every aspect, and they all will let everyone know that.
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finniestoncrane · 24 days
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Gotta be honest with you, I need to hear every single Digger headcanon you have because they 2 you've shared are just so good.
General Headcanons
KTJL!Boomer Headcanons yippee!!! woohoo!!! someone wants to listen to my bullshit!! i am so happy to write down more of my headcanons by the way, but for anyone wanting any make sure to let me know what you want the 💙 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: mentions of nsfw things, it's fuckin boomer so of course, there's a whole load of nsfw headcanons and i mention piss because duh
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this is a sort of universal belief i suppose but i do think he lives in his van and i will live and die by my faith. he likes having everything he needs with him at all times. he will spout some bullshit rhetoric about living a "buddhist" existence with few material goods. and he's half right in that he has two pairs of underwear, and a collection of empty (or maybe not completely empty) beer cans rattling around back there
he's passed out twice while getting tattoos and he will yell and scream and argue that it was because his blood sugar was super low and not because he's a total wuss
he smells amazing. not like... good, don't get me wrong i don't think he smells nice. BUT he smells fuckin great. he has a natural deep musk that just hits the receptors nicely, the kind of smell that's laden with all the right pheromones to engage your caveman brain and have you swooning over him
bad habits (which i count as a bonus tbh) include: picking things: ears, skin, nose, anything. drinking to excess and then never learning a single lesson. masking all of his emotions until he's certain you won't make fun of him for having feelings. pretending to hate people that he loves because he can't be seen getting hurt. leaving his clothes lying around and relying on the smell test to get him through the process of getting dressed. kissing you in the morning before he has brushed his teeth. having no concept of personal space: he will steal blankets, he will curl around you in bed, he will sit too close to you on the sofa, he will hang off your body, he will hug you from behind and not let go, he will stand beside you all the time. refusing to take things seriously until he really has no other option. bad temper, and then defusing the situation by kicking something
yes, he has great tits and strong arms, but in my heart of hearts i know his stomach is not flat and in my head he has the sweetest lil beer gut to ever exist. it gets worse once he's just finished eating or drinking, and he cradles it and makes jokes about it being a girl or a boy. and while they might not have added it into the game, they did add in his sweet lovehandles on those hips, and he likes being grabbed by them and pulled into a hug. reminds him that when he's no longer big buff boomer, you'll still be super into his hot body
i think he's 45 years old fuck you. i think youngest he's 40, there's no way he's near me in age. we can consider sun damage to an extent but he has wrinkles, he's a dad, he's got big ol bags under his eyes and a slightly receding hairline
he's competitive, but not in an aggressive way, more in an annoying way. like you play a board game with him, and he'll do everything in his power to distract you, or use the rules against you. and if he loses, he doesn't go in a big strop, maybe a tiny huff with a few whines. who can refuse him a pity win when he's looking up at you all sad with those big green eyes and batting those silly eyelashes?
if there is something about you that he can mercilessly tease you for (without making you cry) he will harp on about it constantly. it's his way of showing that he's comfortable around you, enough that he can make you want to punch him in the throat. he can give but he can't take though, so remember that before you point out that he is in fact ginger, or that his freckles make him look so cutie-patootie, or that his tattoos are kinda dumb
you have to laugh at his jokes and puns, it's a requirement and he'd be tempted to make you sign a contract saying you will adhere to this rule. it gives him a boost, makes him feel proud. plus he is genuinely very funny, and the dorky nature behind his silly jokes is so endearing
Relationship Headcanons
when he falls for someone, he falls first and he falls hard. he also falls pretty easily, and he's no stranger to heartbreak, but he has his terrible coping methods to keep him going
he finds it easy to find something about everyone that he likes, because he's just prone to liking people. he thinks everything and anything is sexy, and he can find your good traits like a pig sniffing out truffles
he regularly brings home gifts for his partner, stolen or otherwise. no one needs to know how you aquired such an expensive piece of jewellery or that really nice original looking bit of art. maybe you just happen to save a lot of money by living in the back of his van with him!!
gifts are just one of the ways he is surprisingly thoughtful for a boy with no thoughts behind his eyes! dates are another thing he's fuckin stellar at!! wherever you're going and whatever you're doing you are guaranteed to have fun, that's just how he is. he makes everything tolerable, and he can turn a shit day into a great one
he's desperate for friendship, far more than he is for anything romantic or sexual, although if the two could go hand in hand that'd be an ideal scenario. he might claim to be chill and looking for a quick root, but he's far more interested in finding a partner who can be his buddy as well as his lover
there's never going to be a moment when he's not touching his partner by the way, like that is just something you are going to have to put up with
hand on your shoulder, hand in your hand, hand on your waist, hand on your thigh, hand on your back, hands around you as he hugs you from behind, hands around you as he hugs you from the front, hands around you as he hugs you from the side, hand on your butt, hand on your chest, hand on your stomach, hand on your cheek. the man has borderline separation anxiety
holding hands is his favourite though, especially when paired with his habit of loudly announcing your status to anyone within earshot. "oh this is my partner!" "yeah i'm their boyfriend!" "i'm fucking that beautiful bit of arse over there, thanks for asking!" like thank you, digger
he's surprisingly emotional, and surprisingly open once you get past his protective exterior layer. he's still always joking around and trying not to take things seriously, but the minute you or he needs some serious feeling time he is down for it
i don't think he would ever choose a sexuality. personally, i feel like he's bisexual or pansexual, but digger would say he's just sexual. he'll go for anything with a pulse who was happy to see him. there's a bit of digger for anyone (or anything...)
he'd be quick to take things to the next level with a partner he really loved. like he comes to pick you up one day in the boomer-van and he's like "tah-dah" and in the bacl there's a plastic storage box duct taped to the wall with your name written on it. this is how he would ask you to move in with him. you might need to get rid of a lot of your posessions but he wouldn't be adverse to you cleaning up the van or making it your own though!! i bet he'd love to have fairylights on the ceiling and some rugs on the floor
NSFW Headcanons
he has a piss kink. i know that is not a thing for most people, but i have evidence backing this up. it's barely a headcanon at this point, it's just straight up fuckin canonical fact lmao!! anyway i don't think it's a goes both ways thing most of the time. he likes to be the one pissing, it's where he refuses to be a switch and will only be the dominant one, usually
speaking of being the dominant one, it's what he's most comfortable with since he's a loud, brash, bold and heroic villainous boy, but he really doesn't mind switching things up. he can be a gentle dom, a bratty sub, and any combination in between. really, he is up for literally any activity or kink or fetish or position you can throw at him
he gets very vocal during sex. he spouts all kind of filth at you, confirming what he's doing, what he wants to do, and what he's going to do to you. his preferred terms are surprisingly gentle though, calling you kitten or pup, princess or prince, love, babe, baby. a combination of them all. aside from that, he is loud. volume is not something he can control when he's deep in the heat of the moment and he is the literal definition of animalistic. he growls while he fucks you, and he howls when he cums, and he has referred to himself as a dingo before...
of course, if you're getting particualrly nasty, or he's in a far more feral mood, he'll be growling low into your ear, calling you a dirty, nasty little cunt while he grabs your body and keeps you close
he's into any kink, sort of believing in trying anything once (or twice... or three times...) but there's a few he just LOVES. ones that if you mention them, you run the risk of having him cumming in his pants or rutting up against your leg like a desperate, badly behaved puppy
obviously, previously mentioned piss kink, but specifically if it involves some level of servitude or worship. like you on your knees holding his cock for him while he goes to the toilet, you offering to lick him clean, or letting him piss on you because you're so beneath him and he's yours to mark and claim. begging for a taste of him or pleading for him to use you gets him going too when you combine it with this
body worship or worship in general gets him going too. he's so desperate to be loved and wanted and adored and needed, so having someone beg for him, tell him they want him, they need his cock, his fingers, his hands, his saliva, his drool, his cum, anything he's willing to give them. top that off by calling him captain and he'll melt into a sticky little puddle
he's also way behind on comfort, so a little bit of gentle love mixed with kink is a great way to help him relax. feed him a tit or a hard cock, let him suck until he's soothed himself. hold him on your lap and stroke his hair while you tell him he's amazing, and so good at everything he does
cowboy digger is reporting for duty at the breeding ranch! get you some horns, a teeny tiny cowprint outfit, a tail and a bell and he'll either milk you dry until you're crying from overstimulation, or he'll ride you until he's pumped every last bit of cum into you, making sure you're ready for him to be the daddy
he'll fuck with the hat on. he's a socks on kinda guy too. he just gets way too into it way too quickly and forgets anything else but rutting and grunting
this could have been soft, if it wasn't george, but he loves when you fall asleep on him, like your head resting on his chest or his stomach or his lap or his shoulder. he'll be sweet, of course, and place a little kiss on the top of your head. but then he will try and sneak a look down your top or at your ass or to see if you have a visible bulge he can ogle
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Playing roblox with Skz
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i keep on seeing this on my fyp
this idea just seems right to me
Bangchan
He's so old 😭,he would be a bit confused on how the controls work but then get used to it,you guys would play hide and seek and when he's the seeker he would pretend he's not then start chasing you.He would start laughing uncontrollably because of how much your screaming that's when you realise he's the seeker.When your the seeker you would show no mercy on him (as you should)
Lee know
He would 100% bully children on roblox,you can not tell me otherwise.I said this in my Dating skz headcanons pt2,he would bully the other members by accident and then pretend to know nothing about it.He would call their outfits ugly and he would 100% say "I don't speak tags"when someone tries to say something mean so they look like a fool and if someone says something like,"My dad is the owner if roblox",you guys would just burst into laughter
Changbin
He would play royal high,he would have girls come up to him and ask him to roleplay as his gf or something,he would obviously say no and walk away but they would follow him everywhere and try to convince him,what can i say he has game.You guys would have matching outfits in royal high,if you say no he tells you he'll trade you something but then never ends up doing it.He would do his daily log in,daily spin on the wheel gotta get those diamonds because how else would he look snacktastic
Hyunjin
he would play speed draw games,yk those games where you have to draw something and they guess what it is,or those games where you have to draw something and vote which one is the best.He would draw something good then people would say he's hacking and report him even though it does nothing😭.he would force you to vote for him and if you don't he would isolate himself from you for a few minutes
Han
Han would have some ugly avatar and think he's slaying,you just have to go along with it so he doesn't get hurt,everyone thinks he's a troll so when someone brings it up he would get all offended and be like"No,my avatar looks swag",He would play tycoons and obbys,he would be that person who goes into your tycoon and steals your speed coil and weapons then attack you with your own weapons.But when he leaves the tycoon they would put the lazer thing on so that he dies
Felix
he would lowkey have a cute avatar,he's the one who convinced Chan to get roblox.He would play those cooking games,he's just here for the fun.He would also play adopt me and get scammed all the time,someone would be like,"Trade me your Legendary,then i'll trade you back"then he does what they say then they leave the game,he would be so confused 😭,he would start crying in your shoulder because he lost his favourite pet
Seungmin
He would download it,not play it for like 5 months but then starts playing the games,he would play total roblox drama then leave the game until he get the character he wants,not realising he could just buy it.Once he finally,gets the character he wants he causes mayhem,he would win the marshmallow by completing the obbys but if he doesn't he would just say,"I'm seungmin from skz"some people won't believe him but then he'll go on live just to prove his point
Jeongin
he would play fashion famous,play by the rules for once(do you get it?)then get so aggravated when someone who didn't even follow the rule and just wore a big skirt wins,(me too tbh it's so annoying),he would tell you to vote him 5 stars and will watch you vote him five stars because if you don't he'll start complaining.He would try do the same thing and not follow the theme and just wear a big skirt but then lose.He would get frustrated and rage quit
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The moment Evgeni Malkin became a dad, with son Nikita arriving between Games 1 and 2 of the 2016 Stanley Cup Final and weighing in at seven pounds, one ounce, his already-huge heart grew even bigger.
"I remember those first hours after Nikita was born, and it's kind of like someone flipped a switch," said George Birman, a longtime Penguins employee who's a good family friend of the Malkins. "He completely changed and he became such a guardian, a caring person. He's a great dad, he's a crazy dad (laughs), protective dad. He loves Nikita so much, it's unbelievable."
It's been wonderful for Birman - and for all of us! - to watch Geno embrace fatherhood with Nikita, who turned 7 on May 31. With Malkin still a big kid himself in so many ways, it's clear he has a blast being Nikita's dad, posting about some of their adventures to his Instagram account, @emalkin71geno. My personal favorite was the two of them posing in blazers on Nikita's last day of school, captioned, "We are smart and fun."
During hockey season, Nikita loves going to his dad's games, wearing a Penguins jersey and screaming "Let's Go Pens!" with the rest of the crowd. Then, during the summers, Evgeni enjoys taking his little boy to other sporting events, including basketball games, tennis tournaments and, most importantly, soccer matches, as 'fútbol is life' for Nikita.
Last year, Geno gifted Nikita with a Lionel Messi jersey - which he'll surely be wearing even more now that the Argentinian superstar signed with Inter Miami of Major League Soccer, as Evgeni and his wife Anna have a residence in Florida.
"Geno fully supports him, but somewhere pretty deep down it's like damn, Nikita loves soccer more," Birman laughed. "Right now, he's so serious, and he's doing so good, so I don't think it's killing Geno that he plays soccer. He's a great skater. He's unbelievable playing hockey. But at some point, because he was doing hockey in the winter and soccer in the summer, he completely switched to soccer."
Nikita hasn't just inherited Evgeni's athleticism - he inherited his looks. "He looks just like you. It's uncanny, as if you were the same person," Evgeni's parents Vladimir and Natalia wrote in a letter to their son when he reached 1,000 points. "Anna says, there is nothing of mine here!'"
And personality-wise, Birman says that Nikita is competitive like his dad, which comes out whenever father and son play chess.
"When they are playing chess, it gers to the ridiculous point when they both start fighting," Birman laughed. "I'm like, dude, Geno, let him go, or let him win! But no. None of them wants to lose. When they are playing together, it's the funniest thing to watch them. One is like, you're not gonna beat me, you're my kid. And the other one is like, you're not gonna beat me, you're my dad. I'm like, all right, I'm just gonna watch and enjoy."
Well, maybe today, just this once, Nikita will let Geno win. Happy Father's Day to all of our hockey dads!
this was way too cute
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thebigoblin · 2 months
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play stupid games
tags: Established Relationship, Alpha Derek Hale, Attempt at Humor, Cheesy, Fluff, Derek Hale is a Softie, Implied Sexual Content
a/n: inspired by a reel on instagram. and the title is from Taylor's song "Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince."
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The tabs opened on his chrome browser make no sense. Not one bit. But he supposes that's just a representation of his own mind, and his morbid curiosity, and whose fault is that, really? No one's. Perhaps his mom's — but no more than it's his dad's to have given him his obsession with everything non-sensical. His dad just has to find patterns, and really, maybe his entire problem is that he is the combination of two very weirdly specific people.
What was he working on, again?
He squints at the tabs. There's too many of them, the edges stuck together so close it's like one long continuous tab instead, but he can see the lines between them, even if deciphering which tab is what is proving difficult. He could have used separate windows, but oh no, all sane ideas come to him after things are said and done.
Seriously, what was he working on?
"What are you working on?"
"What the fuck!"
The sound of another person in the room, so close to his ear, hot breath on the left side of his neck, has him jumping and flailing on his desk chair.
Rough and familiar hands grab him so that he doesn't brain himself against the floor by falling right off the chair, and he curses, because this is his life.
Once he's sitting straight, he glares up at the smirking asshole beside him. "Fuck you," he says, with feeling. "I'm giving you a bell for Christmas!"
Derek's lips tick upwards, like ha ha, that's funny. Funny that Stiles thinks he could get away with that. "My birthday gift has to be something good, then."
"I'll show a good gift!"
"That's what I am saying, Stiles."
"Ugh, you're fucking annoying." He's still glaring up at Derek, the angle not kind to his neck, so he looks back down at the screen. Derek just moves closer, a line of heat against his side that has Stiles' anger nearly melting off, but no! He'll persist.
Distraction. Yes. That is what he needs, so he clicks his mouse rather aggressively and moves the arrow to one of the tabs randomly. The title of it hovers over the tab as he does so, and Stiles wonders what could have prompted him to look at a YouTube video of making a DIY skirt from old clothes.
"You would look good in a short red skirt." Derek says this right into his left ear, his lips moving along his skin, from the top of his ear to the bottom of it, and because he's obnoxious, Derek bites his earlobe, too.
"Go away!" He slaps at Derek's chest, but his boyfriend only laughs at his half-hearted attempts. "Nuh uh, you're distracting me and I- I have work!"
"What work?"
Stiles doesn't really remember.
"You forgot, didn't you?" Derek just laughs some more, his hands wrapping around Stiles' shoulders, and Stiles pouts. "Search something for me."
"You have your own smartphone and internet, Distractingwolf!"
"But I also have you," Derek states this, a smile in his voice, and hey, it's true.
Stiles rolls his eyes and mutters, "Sap," before asking, "What?"
"I want to check something, but there's a condition."
Stiles cocks his eyebrow, just like Derek does. He's been spending too much time with Derek, and it's because of shit like this: Derek likes to climb the side of the Sheriff's house, get inside the Sheriff's barely-legal son's bedroom, and spend time either glaring at Stiles, pushing him onto surfaces like the door and walls and the bed and kissing him, or making him do random internet searches that 99% of the time happens to be information of a new supernatural creature they have to deal with.
Point is, Stiles has been spending too much time with Derek, and he loves it a fucking lot.
"Condition, huh? You getting kinky on me, Sourwolf?"
Derek moves around his chair so that his bulging biceps and sexy, veiny arms — that he knows are there below the leather jacket and the henley because he's seen his boyfriend shirtless, even if unfortunately they haven't wandered down to pantless situations — brackets him between the desk and the chair. The movement also pushes his chair further towards the desk, just a little, and Derek's chin rests on top of Stiles' hair.
"Maybe." Stiles' whole body shivers at the thought of it. They haven't had sex, but Stiles yaps about it, thinks about it often. Wants to take Derek in his mouth, wants Derek to have his way with him. He wants, and wishes, for Derek to be inside him — pound him so hard he forgets what life is, just for a moment or two or more. He's seen the alpha strength, and it's too much. Perfect. "Stiles."
"You can't blame a guy for wanting to have sex with his hot werewolf boyfriend," he retorts, huffing at the reprimand. "I can wait until you are ready, and I will, but I can think about it, can't I?"
Derek doesn't answer him, just puts his hand over Stiles' on the mouse and moves it the way he likes it. Stiles wants to be that, a ragdoll under Derek's ministrations, and nope, he can't pop a boner right now. He wants sex, but he respects Derek. But he's also a healthy ninetenn-year-old young man, and there goes his dick in his sweatpants, chubbing up like a balloon being filled with air.
Derek opens up a new window and goes to Google, his free hand coming to rest on Stiles' thigh. Stiles' breath hitches.
"Stiles," Derek's voice is low, his sex-voice. They've never done handjobs, or blowjobs, or any real dick-on-dick or hand-on-dick or mouth-on-dick action, but they have done phone sex, and about 50% of Stiles' brain, at this point, is filled with how Derek sounds when he's turned on, commanding. Close to coming, post-pleasure. Stiles knows this voice, too.
"You don't have to do anything you're not ready to," Stiles says, and he means it. Derek's head dips down and he kisses Stiles on the neck, a silent acknowledgement — Derek knows Stiles won't force him. It's okay.
"You always say 'hot werewolf boyfriend.' Not just 'hot boyfriend.' Why."
"Inflection, alpha, that's a thing." Derek pinches his thigh, and Stiles lets out a small sound at the sudden action, then grins. "You are a hot werewolf." He turns his head, pulls with his own free hand, his left hand, the one not trapped beneath Derek's on the mouse, and has Derek's head turn towards him. He kisses him, sure once, sure twice, and third time just because. Derek's eyes are intense on him as he pulls back. "I like all of you. I'd shout it out of the rooftops of all the buildings in the town if I was allowed to, Derek."
Derek smiles, and Stiles' heart beats triple time in his chest, which suddenly feels too small for everything Derek makes him feel.
They stare at one another for one more moment, and then they turn towards the screen, the cursor having moved on the screen, evidently because of their absent grip on the mouse. Derek takes his hand back and Stiles misses the warmth, but he dutifully leans forward to type in Derek's enquiry of the evening.
"Stiles, kiss me if I'm wrong, but Dinosaurs still exist, right?"
Stiles' hand spams on top of the keyboard.
He waits for the punchline to come.
When it doesn't, he gets up, turns, flails at his dork of a boyfriend, who is grinning at him, cocky and full of shit, and punches him in the chest.
"I take it back. I don't want anybody to know you belong to me. Fuck you, Derek Hale."
"Actually, I asked for a kiss, and only on the condition that I'm wrong."
"Oh, you're so, so wrong, you jerk, and you're gonna pay for it."
Stiles has now pulled the uno reverse card and boxed in Derek against his bed. Derek cocks his eyebrow at him. "Oh?"
"Yeah, oh. You're gonna kiss me, like, a 1000 times! That was the worst pick up line ever, what the fuck, who is teaching you these things?!"
Stiles pushes Derek onto his bed and starts peppering kisses on Derek's forehead, his cheeks, his nose, his chin, and of course, his lips. After a while, Derek flips them over, and they cuddle, and then they lazily make-out until their lips are swollen and red.
Derek is asleep after that, and thank god for his dad's out of town police conference, and Stiles falls asleep, too.
And that's how Stiles completely forgets about his presentation due on Monday, which is a day after.
(Derek helps him with it, and they spend the whole of Sunday making out, cuddling, and trying to out-do each other with worse and worse pick-up lines. Derek wins, because apparently he is the king of those, and Stiles just falls in deeper, his chest feels even smaller, and his feelings for Derek just seem like something he can't possibly have, too precious and important and so, so much).
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strawbs-screaming · 8 months
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☆ WVBA Sleepover ☆
This is what i imagine if all the boxers had a sleepover, i had so much fun doing this, imagine the ref as your dad telling you and your friends to shut up at 4 AM in the morning during your sleepover
Glass Joe
- actually trying to sleep
- enjoyed watching movies
- keeps picking truth while playing truth and dare and pissing off everyone
- "guys shut up my moms calling i gotta take this"
- sore loser of any pillow fights that take place
Von Kaiser
- cant sleep because they keep annoying him
- "guys let Joe speak to his mom"
- screamed while watching a horror movie and keeps getting made fun of for it
- if you pick dare while playing truth and dare with him, hes gonna be so evil and cruel
- keeps getting pillows thrown at him by Macho Man
Disco Kid
- wont sleep, at all
- "Tell her i said hi, Joe"
- laughed at a character getting decapitated while watching a horror movie and freaked everyone out
- came up with the brilliant idea of playing "she's/he's a ten but.."
- tries to protect kaiser from the pillow strikes
- had the very great idea of doing karaoke at 3 am in the morning, Got told to shut up by the ref
- keeps picking dare while playing truth and dare, if you choose dare while playing with him, he'll make you dance or sing
Piston Hondo
- really sleepy but doesnt want to sleep because he knows that he'll get pranked (let my boy sleep, hes tired, hes a little eepy)
- trying to help joe ve able to speak to his mom, doing his best
- made a pillow fort to hide from the pillow fight
- if you choose dare while playing truth and dare with him, he'll say something dumb like "scream from the balcony" if you pick truth he'll ask really unhinged questions like "have you ever wanted to kill someone"
- completely silent during the movie,either enjoying it or traumatized
King Hippo
- runmaging through the kitchen, Just hungry
- screaming behind Joe as he tries to talk to his mom
- "hi mom i-"
- "HUAAGGHHHHHGGGHHHHHHH"
- aran ryan thinks its hilarious
- ref chased him with a chair at some point from the screaming
- pretended to be watching the movie but he watched the back of his eyelids instead
Great Tiger
- doing his best not to fall asleep
- "say hi to her for me joe!!"
- winner of the pillow fight thanks to his clones
- keeps asking personal stuff during truth and dare
- "kaiser, what is your deepest, darkest fear?"
- "questions like these"
- keeps yelling at the characters in the horror movie
- "WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THE BASEMENT THE DOOR IS COVERED İN BLOOD!!-"
- tamest dares ever, the fuck is "i dare you to roll on the floor" about
Don Flamenco
- passed out for a while, got his wig (i know its not a wig but its funny to say he got his wig stolen, come on) stolen & had a game of tic tac toe played on his humoungus forehead
- annoying Joe as he tries to speak to his mom by imitating a womans voice while saying really concerning stuff
- kept getting his wig (its funny to say that shut up) knocked off during the pillow fight
- traumatized by the horror movie, 1000 yard stare during it
- played "she's/he's a ten but.." And ended up finding out everyones type
- so much gossip oh my god
-keeps pulling the classic "who do you have a crush on?" during truth and dare
Bear Hugger
- someone keeps whispering dumb stuff in his ear while hes trying to sleep and he keeps laughing at it, mind you it isnt just a little "teehee" either its a entire ass tornado siren, keeps scaring everyone with his laugh
- whacked most during the pillow fight, may he rest in peace
- keeps asking dumb stuff during truth and dare, bear what do you mean by "i dare you to tapdance"
- also yelling at the actors during the horror movie
-" YOU HAVE A HAMMER BEAT HIM WITH IT- NO DONT THROW IT AT HIM"
- also gossiping
Soda Popinski
- pretends to be awake, didnt get noticed sleeping somehow
- saying dumb stuff while Joe tries to talk to his mom
-" sorry for the noise m-"
-" WE ARE DOING DRUGS."
- keeps laughing at the horror movie
- keeps picking dare while playing truth and dare, got dared to beat the ref into the ground by aran ryan, got sad because he got stopped
- wrecking everyone during the pillow fight
Bald Bull
-trying to not fall asleep, struggling clearly, refuses to admit it
- "bull you look like a raccoon please get some sleep"
- "im fine dont worry"
- zoned out during the movie so he didnt have much of a reaction
- keeps picking truth while playing, hates the personal questions
- physically there, mentally not
- 5th to pass out suprisingly
-Just hiding behind hondos fort while watching the pillow fight
Super Macho Man
- keeps whispering dumb stuff while everyones trying to sleep
- saying even more concerning stuff while Joe tries to talk to his mom
- "mom theyre just-"
-"STEAL HIS COCK, BOYS."
- got beaten half to death during the pillow fight
- also traumatized by the horror movie
- gossiping (as he should, PURR)
Aran Ryan
- this fucking menace. Said sleep is for the weak & proceeded to pass out, before that he just kept whispering "penis." while everyone was trying to sleep
- got duct taped to the ceiling by sandman & fell asleep there
- put rocks in his pillow during the pillow fight, still got his shit ROCKED
- kept talking during the movie
- "oh my god i swear if she doesnt push him down the stairs-"
-"shut up"
- the only person he didnt bother was bull, this was only because he was concerned
- did some prank calls but got caught during the 4th call
Mr Sandman
- didnt bother anyone
- "LET JOE SPEAK TO HIS MOM FUCKING DAMN IT"
- really quiet
- was out for blood during the pillow fight
- taped aran ryan to the ceiling
- listened to the gossip
Extra
King hippo fell asleep last on the kitchen floor
Aran ryan fell on top of glass joe when the tape broke while he was asleep, you havent known true fear until a irishman on your ceiling falls on you, both of them broke some bones
Ref got a headache after all this
King hippo kept running around the house until 6 AM
The idea of taping aran ryan to the ceiling came from von kaiser since his dad did that once
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headlessjest · 6 months
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Y'all thought I was only a artist? Nuh uh!!! I got some dadness combat Hc stuff for y'all!!!! (Sorry if my grammar and writing is bad. I do write a lot but rarely post it and mainly keep it to myself.)
(All of this is platonic!!!)
Hank:
・To be honest, he's not gonna be the best father/parent figure in the world. He's a murderer for Christ sake! But he sometimes do set aside his responsibilities for you. Not all the time though.
・He sometimes forgets to feed you and when he does remember, they'll just give you a hot dog. Hope you don't choke on it.
・They'll play with you when he has the time to, but he's often busy 24/7.
・You one time threw up in bed and since he was too tired to clean your bed up, they just took you into his bed and let you sleep with him for the night. (Your room smelled awful in the the morning though..)
・Ya know how toddlers/little kids squirm away from their parents when it's feeding time or running away before going to bed? That's you both but 10 times more rougher and violent with it. He threw you once and you almost tore off their finger once.
Deimos:
・Smoker dad. He's a smoker dad, but he tries not to smoke around you, even if you don't mind it. Doesn't want you coughing a lot around him, almost sounding like you're dying.
・He also sometimes forgets to feed you, but he doesn't just give you a hot dog like Hank. He actually finds food that you don't choke on and feeds you it.
・I think some of y'all know my child! Reader design where reader has a harness right? Well, Deimos is the only one where he doesn't have to use it a shit ton. Because he always carries you by your feet.
・I think Deimos would try to rock you to bed no matter what age, both lovingly or just to tease you.
・Deimos always loves it when you watch him play games. He even loves it when you point out obvious things he didn't notice in the game.
Sanford:
・Probably the best dad out of all of them. He's such a loving guy and a massive sweetheart. Most likely got it from his mom.
・Would go nuts when you get an injury. He would flail around trying to find bandades, bandages, etc whilst comforting you at the same time.
・He loves to relax with you on the couch. When both of you are just really tired, you'll just relax on the couch and most likely fall asleep.
・He never forgets to feed you. He gets the right stuff and always has a timer for breakfast, lunch, pre dinner, and dinner.
・Whenever you get sick, he puts all his plans aside just to take care of you. He doesn't want to see his kid in pain.
Jebediah:
・Honestly, he's a neutral dad. He can be kinda strict but only due to his trust issues around Nevada, but he does care for you and wants you to have fun.
・He's always busy so he has a schedule that he always runs by to you when he heads out. He does write it down just incase you do forget though.
・His voice is genuinely comforting to me, so if you can't sleep or something, he'll read you a bedtime story or even sing you a lullaby.
・He never forgets to feed you, but when he's out for something, he has premade food and extra snacks just incase.
・You one time followed him and accidently got yourself dragged into the project nexus shit. He wasn't happy about that.
Tricky:
・Jesus Christ he's not a great parent. He a immortal demon clown and you expect him to be a good dad?
・He does feed you but not the right stuff...
・He one time took you on a high speeded ride throughout Nevada and he somewhat regrets it. You became temporarily deaf for awhile.
・Whenever you're tired but you can't sleep, he always, like always starts a pillow fight with you, hoping for it to tire you down.
・Honestly doesn't care if you get fed to much candy. He'll just let you rob a candy store and then eat it.
Sheriff:
・He's also a pretty great dad, but his cowardly ways can sometimes get in the way of being a parent in general.
・Don't be fooled by his cowardly ways, he will not hesitate to fight just for you. Except for Hank. You both will run away.
・Always loves it when you wake him up first thing in the morning just to eat breakfast. You're like an alarm for him.
・He one time showed you around Merc and you gotten pretty close with Church and Jorge. Y'all are like siblings pretty much.
・He one time let you wear his hat and you didn't give it back to him after. He genuinely had to find a new hat.
2BDamned:
・So he's not a good dad but he's also not a bad dad. He's also a little bit more stricter than Jeb.
・When you don't really work with him by eating or going to bed, he sometimes puts you in timeout.
・He also is way more better at fixing you up when you got hurt or sick.
・He never let's you have sweets. He always gets those vegan snacks that you thought were bad but are actually pretty good.
・Some of y'all would probably get this, but you know when you're working with your dad with something like the car, and you freak out when your dad asks for a certain tool and he gets upset from you not getting it quickly, yeah that's you two.
Phobos:
・Phobos is not a good dad. Final answer.
・The only few things that're sweet is that he always keeps the drawings you give to him. He'll look at them once in awhile when he's working.
・He always have his workers babysit you, the only times he's around you is when it's bed time or when all the workers can't babysit you.
・When he first saw that you were one of the cloning failures, he was gonna kill you, before you accidentally touched his heart by doing literally nothing.
・He watches over you on the cameras when you're hanging out with the workers and sometimes laughs a bit to himself when he sees you mess with them.
Auditor:
・They're not a really great dad. They always care about their work and gets a little upset they're not there for you.
・One time, you wandered into their office and just casually sat on their lap and slept there. They didn't move a single inch during that.
・You sometimes remind them of a cat, so they sometimes even carry you like a cat.
・Despite not having any lips, they try to give something that resembles a forehead kiss. Like a headbump or something.
・They hate that you grow up faster than them. (I Hc auditor that they're like 1000 years old or smth) They don't like that they'll see you grow right in front of their eyes and them not age a single bit.
Omg that last one was sad, uh.. Hope y'all like this..? Like I said before, sorry for any grammatical errors, writing errors, etc.
-Jester
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darlingbabyboo · 8 months
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(He's beautiful 😍) love my boy so much, I needed to make this post about him because he exists rent free in my head ❤️‍🔥
Warning: overwhelming love and me inserting some ship opinions (but actually, I mention suicide briefly
First off, let me say that I wholeheartedly choose to believe that Hanma has heterochromia. The only reason that the anime doesn't show it because they're cowards
Anyways,
Starting with the entirety of his life
Because the manga severely deprived us of a backstory, I'll never forgive you Wakui it is up to me to conjure up something that makes sense
I'm saying it with all the love in my heart, Hanma has such strong fatherless and motherless energy
It's probably from neglect, I don't think he was physically abused, I just think he didn't have a lot of love in his life
He probably got his tattoos when he was insanely young because his family just, like didn't care
Also, I don't remember where, but there's a headcanon saying that Hanma's dad is a police chief and I'm deeply obsessed with that idea and I think that it actually makes a lot of sense
Like his dad pushed him away even further because he didn't want his rep ruined because of his delinquent son
Also makes sense that Hanma wasn't caught when he was a fugitive (I don't believe that he could have run from the law for that long, I mean, have you seen this man??? This clown attracts attention everywhere he goes)
It would also add up if Hanma gets bored so easily because he's a rich kid and his life's so predictable. He wants something: he'll just get it. It's absolutely horrible
If I had to guess what his mom was, I would say she either left him when he was young or she was an actress/singer (I don't know why it feels like it would fit)
Hanma probably didn't have a lot of friends growing up (pretty sure that's canonical) and the reason that he's so strange and weird is because he had a wild imagination to occupy himself when he was growing up
Got into fights because he was very possessive as a kid (he probably didn't drop that trait when growing up, let's be honest), so when he saw some other kids try to play on the playground, he immediately went into fight mode
He was born really strong, so other kids kinda stopped messing with him and they treated him really well (where he got his dream of wanting to be treated like a king and having 100 servants)
He got bored so he moved on to seeking out fights, lo and behold
He got his Reaper title
Was of course really bored until some light came into life
He met Kisaki!
I think he loved Kisaki so much because 1) Kisaki was nefarious and he couldn't really guess what he was going to do next and 2) he's literally never had a friend before in his entire life and Kisaki quickly became his best one
Like, y'all can talk as much as you want about Kisaki, but he and Hanma had something
Their sleepovers might have consisted of Hanma playing video games while Kisaki's playing with people's lives but if that'snot friendship then what is
If y'all aren't planning the downfall of your enemies with your bestie then can you even consider yourself friends???
100% believe that Hanma has called Kisaki the light of his life
Or something weird like, you're the torch in my circus act or some shit
Kisaki probably hated the nicknames but it probably just fueled Hanma even more
Lives to annoy people
Completely random but I have to insert because I will forever ship Hanmai but I choose to believe that Hanma fell more Mikey after he tried to kick his ass and then when Mikey actually did kick his ass
It just seems so Hanma to fall for someone who hates him and has beaten the crap out of him
Kisaki would make fun of him for it, I know he would
On how much Hanma knows about Kisaki's plan, I think he chooses to know very little because he enjoys being shocked
I think that Kisaki would probably tell Hanma if he asked, who would Hanma tell?
Og Timeline:
Honestly, at this point what does that even mean?
But anyways, I honestly think that Hanma would have committed suicide
He doesn't really have anyone in his life and he's going to get bored one day
It's either that or jail
Just very depressing for me to think about
Bad Toman timeline:
Hanma probably uses his connections to the police, has a lot of fun because he has a friend and can do whatever he wants, breaks lots of teeth and enjoys everyone else's suffering
Bonten timeline:
Probably just trying to survive right? Like, Kisaki was dead in this timeline (god, there are so many timelines that I might be losing track or getting them confused with each other) so it's not like he had anyone to care about him
He was also on the run
Maybe he would have gotten recruited in another gang
I think he would have gone on living in order to keep Kisaki's legacy going on like wearing some of his old clothes, wearing his glasses, stuff like that
I don't know, this one is also pretty depressing
Final timeline:
He's actually very good at photography but I think the troll in him chose to take shoddy pictures of Takemichi's wedding
It's just so him
He either overcharges or undercharges, he's just that great
I don't remember if there are any other timelines so moving on
Random stuff (will be inserting ship opinions, lol)
Probably copied Takemichi's hatred of Kisaki, doesn't know why they hate him, but okay best bud!
Will obliterate anyone who bad talks Kisaki
Low empathy and sympathy for people and he enjoys other people in pain but that's more because the world is cruel and he decided to be crueler
Shameless flirt
Would flirt with someone in a relationship, if you destroy your relationship, that's not his problem
It's not his fault that he's so irresistible
I don't think that he has trust issues because he's very perceptive (way more then people give him credit for)
Don't need trust issues when you already know what everyone has planned
Makes his birthday a really big deal (if you're with him, be prepared to get him an extravagant present because he has no filter and will tell you when he thinks a present is ass)
But also, I think he forgets if his birthday is, like, the next day
Knows that Ran and Kakucho don't like/trust him but he literally could not give a fuck
He has also grown up with people not really liking him so he doesn't care
Spends as much time as he can with them because he adores pissing people off
He would probably try to sleep with them tbh to make them hate themselves (I don't know but my baby lowkey gives off whore vibes and he already likes fucking with people so two birds one stone)
Cares very little for people's opinions
Unless those people like him, then his opinions flip completely
Him and Draken would lowkey make a lot of sense guys, like forgetting the fact that in one of the timelines he aided in killing Emma, the love of Draken's life
Think about the fact that Draken sees the best in people and Hanma definitely appreciates Draken if you know what I mean
All Hanma needs is a little love and he's good guys (don't wanna call him easy, I mean, look at him, but throughout the manga he only has one person and that breaks my heart)
Mitsuya is also in a similar position as Draken
I will not let go of Hanma having a crush on Hanma and a relationship Hanma and Mikey could be possible!!!
I'm not delusional, please guys
I think Hanma would enjoy Mikey when he's good or bad because he pretty much subverts expectations
He's small but he gives off such intense vibes
He's a serious person when he needs to be but he's also incredibly childish
He's super strong but you wouldn't expect it from someone of Mikey's build
The darkness that lies underneath those blonde locks would appeal to Hanma soo much
And I think Mikey would like someone like Hanma who's carefree, silly, and strong and has also done some crappy things and won't judge Mikey for his darker thoughts (though he may encourage him to indulge in them, but every relationship has flaws! )
I mean, c'mon guys, join me, ship them!!!!
They both crave unconditional love and I think they would give it to each other
Would do shit like name a snake cat and ask people if they want to see his pet cat (can you imagine him doing that to Chifuyu, it's gold)
Was probably an only child but if he had siblings they were probably like golden children who are 20 years older then him
Hanma gives off accident baby vibes
Judgmentally unjudgmental
If you killed someone, he wouldn't judge you for killing someone, would probably have a few comments on how bad you are at killing people and ask if you need tips
One things that's stated with his character is that he likes/admires seniors and I'm going two ways with that
He either respects that they've lived for so long
Or he had a grandpa or some other old person treat him well when he was younger (probably a teacher or something)
Fan of cartoons and childish sorta shows/movies
Finds all the murders and bloody in adult stuff unrealistic (and he would know)
Can't cook but can bake
Unlike Chifuyu, who I think can cook not bake
You guys could be a power couple, all you need to do is accept the fact that he manipulated your friend into killing your other friend
Everyone makes mistakes
That's actually so sad, these headcanons make me wish that I could be his childhood friend or something and shower him with all the love he deserves
Kazutora probably forgave Hanma because of self-hatred stuff idk
They would make each other the worst friendship bracelets ever and unironically never take them off
Then they would kiss softly on the lips
This could be a thing. Someone please make it a thing.
Second friend Hanma makes in his entire life
Hates reading but has read an astonishing number of classic books (like guys, he gets bored quickly, I wholeheartedly believe that he has tried everything)
Athletic
Has lots of domestic thoughts because he craves for that familial connection
Would not advertise that though
Probably would openly mock it
Good with kids (because he had the mind of one)
Can also see him using his free time to scare kids at the playground
Loves being spoiled, not because he likes things but because he likes the care and love received from someone
Randomly spoils those he loves with things
Horribly touch starved
Would actually be so good in a relationship because he's very devout and loyal to the people he cares about
Conclusion:
Hanma deserves good things, and I need to give it to him
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arielstruggles · 6 months
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Mr. Miller Says
Pairing: no outbreak au!Joel Miller x fem reader
w.c: 1.4k
warning: slight smut (mdni), sext, dirty talk, implied masturbation, no use of y/n, age gap (reader in her early twenties, but she still lives with her parents because duh economy!. joel is in his late thirties), idk i think that's all.
a/n: I'm in my Joel Miller thirst era so i can't think of anyone except for him. And for this one i specifically thought game Joel but there is not much character description so it's all good.. Also, any feedback is appreciated! Enjoy!!!
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"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..." you almost scream while walking up and down in your room. "This must be a nightmare!" you hiss to yourself. Then you decide to take the phone, your phone, that you threw across the room once you realized you accidentally sent the picture to your neighbor, Joel Miller. You feel as if embarrassment takes over your whole body, blood runs cold in your veins. You were supposed to send a picture to your friend. Instead, you sent it to Joel Miller. Another curse leaves your lips when you hear your mom knocks on your door. "Are you coming to dinner?" your mom asks "no". You hear her sigh but tonight she decides to not to force you. The notification sound from your phone jerks you awake from your thoughts. You are so stressed that you can hear your heartbeats loud and clear. But it was just a random text from a local store, informing you about upcoming sales as if you care at the moment. When you checked his house, it seemed as if nobody's home so maybe he did not even see it because he was busy. But he will eventually, maybe he won’t… Your thoughts don’t give you a break. You send him an explanation text, saying you were sending it to your friend and it was a mistake. He should believe you, but it was a picture of you in a pretty, lacey bra that you just bought. "He is a nice guy and he also has a daughter. I'm sure he would not mind." you think, trying to calm yourself down.
Every ten minutes you go to the window that shows you a view of Joel Miller's garage and you check out if his truck is in there. The panic you're going through is so unbearable at this point. You decide to check your phone to see if he responded or blocked you, he does nothing… You feel like a creep. Then you hear the sound of a car and run towards your window, to sneakily get a glimpse of him. He parks his car and gets off the car. He is so handsome with his greying dark hair, his greying beard and his hazel eyes... You realize he checks out his phone and a part of you wants a response. You realize, you're anxious not because you accidentally sent him a picture of you in a bra, but because you're not sure if he'll like you or not. He enters his house and closes the door; you feel like you caught a smirk on his lips but you're not sure since it’s dark outside. He does not reply your picture. That feels worse than him seeing the picture. You clearly want his attention now.
He always caught your eye with his broad and handsome figure. Especially playing his guitar in the yard or carving wooden figures in his garage, muscles all flexed in his arms... You feel like a pervert. Is this count as stalking? Nah, you did not mean any harm. He just caught your eye. You sleep with the thoughts in your head. He sees the picture the moment you sent and then the apology text. At first, he wants to say it’s alright shit happens. But he's busy and he forgets it until he comes back home and sees you peeking a glance at him through the window. He decides to have some fun instead. You are a hot young woman and he is a single, lonely dad after all.
The next morning your parents leave the house since they have their jobs and you are a freshly graduated, unemployed daughter of them. When you walk to kitchen you sneakily throw a glance at his house and catch a glimpse of him in his yard. You decide to wear a nice tennis skirt you bought; you never had a chance to wear it since it was really short with a matching underwear to the bra that you sent a picture to him. Unfortunately, everything you need at that moment is in your garage and Joel Miller has to see you bouncing here and there with your mini tennis skirt and your bra. It is risky what you're doing. He may find this little show you're performing inappropriate and tell your parents what you did. Or another neighbor of yours could see you. But for once you want to act careless and stupid. He sees you very well. And he likes this little show, watching you getting all desperate for his attention. But when you bend over to take your earphones which you accidentally dropped and give him a quite a view of your thong he chokes on his coffee. You giggle quietly and decide to stop there, for now. He has to fuck his fist because of you, but you don't know it. Yet.
When your parents come back you put your mask that is specially carved for them. Involuntarily ask them about their days, in return they ask whether you plan to find a job or not which fucks up your mood. Their accusatory tone is unbearable. You want to get the hell away from this house the moment you have the chance but for now you have to answer their questions and smile kindly.
When you are finally able to go back to your room you decide to have fun with your neighbor. You take off your short and t-shirt and take a couple of pictures to send him. This time you decide to ask his opinion. "What do you think of my new lingerie, Mr. Miller?" You wait nervously, you are not even sure if he’ll respond. Then your phone buzz with notification sound "You look so pretty sweetheart. Would like to see what's underneath though." His directness excites you, that is all you need for you to send pictures of yourself to him. You immediately get rid of your underwear and take a couple of more pictures and send press without thinking too much of it. If you think, you will back down. "Oh, sweetheart. I always liked you but didn't know you are such a hidden gem." he texts back. "I'm glad you liked Mr. Miller. Maybe you can send me something in return?" you text, it surprises you how fast things goes. You're not sure if he'd do that, in your opinion it was a bold move. But he sends. A good picture of his cock in his hands. "I'd take it like a good girl Mr. miller." you press send before cringing in your words. You know for a fact you would never say those words out loud. "I know sweetheart. Your pretty, wet cunt would suffocate my cock, ain't that right?" "Yes." you never sexted before it seemed so ridiculous. But now you realize it is not, you feel you’re getting wet with each text. "Good girl." nobody ever called you a good girl before, it almost spins your head. "Mr. Miller, I want you to fuck me." you press send again, catching your flushed reflection in the mirror. "I'd love to darlin', but not now." "When?" "You'll know it." "I want to kiss you Mr. Miller." you press send again. Maybe because you feel so lonely in these days or crave attention, you push for more and more. “Me to darlin' I want to feel your plump lips on mine."  “I would like to wrap my lips around your fat cock, Mr. miller.” “Darlin’ you’re getting me all riled up. I will fuck your sweet hole at the first chance I have.” “Please do.” “Gonna make you beg.” “Give you the best head you ever had Mr. miller.”  “I need your cock Mr. Miller.” “You have to take care of yourself today darlin’” he replies and you do… You text back and forth for hours. You feel genuinely happy after such a long time. Until he texts "Sweetheart, i have to go to sleep now. We will talk later." you involuntarily pout but you can't force him to stay awake just because you feel lonely. "Good night, Joel :)" you text and he replies with a good night text. You also want to sleep, wondering whether he will text you in the morning or not but you feel your throbbing core. You reach for your drawer and take your toy and take care of yourself thinking just like Mr. Miller says.
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Top 10 reasons why you SHOULD love and simp over Drake Mallard/Darkwing Duck!!
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Number 10: His Durabiity 💪
This dude literally survived a point blank explosion of TMT, a large piano dropped on his body, and a LARGE amount of electricity set at the highest level CONCURRENTLY, and can STILL throw down with Jim Sterling afterwards! If that isn't badass than I don't know what is!!
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Number 9: His Revamped Costume... 🥵🔥 🦹‍♂️
Two words. Skin. Tight. For those chiseled muscles of his... Besides that, his costume is one of the coolest designs for a super duck ever! He really knows how to fight crime in style!!
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Number 8: His Casual Fashion Sense
Pretty much everything I said on number 9 and then some!! THIS MAN PULLS OFF PURPLE/PINK-ISH CLOTHES VERY WELL!! AND THOSE SUNGLASSES JUST SHOWS HOW HANDSOME HE REALLY IS!!
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Number 7: He's A Great and Supportive Friend
Despite his lack of awareness that Fenton is Gizmoduck, Drake is still a great friend to him, supporting him all the way through thick and thin, even calling him buddy in the Let's Get Dangerous special!!
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He'll be there to help support his friends and family in any way possible, no matter the cost!!
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Number 6: He's a Kid at Heart!
Drake is devoted fan through and through, and it goes to show that even the most manly of men can be kids at the end of the day!! His naivety is also a rare treat that is very rarely seen in heros and adds to his cuteness!!
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Number 5: He's Great with Kids!!
Drake's dreams were all about inspiring kids everywhere by becoming Darkwing, and that clearly shows with how he acts around Gos! He does everything he can to make sure that she gets the best in life, even to the point of extreme exhaustion just to make her happy. Kids are his life, and Drake really is a great dad...
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Number 4: He is STACKED... 🥵
No need to explain myself. This boi's muscle game is on point! Especially those pecs... No wonder he can survive the amount of stuff that is thrown his way!! 💪😎
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Number 3: HIS SUPER PINCHABLE CHEEK FEATHERS!!!🤗
He may be a strong and built boi, but those cheek feathers must feel like heaven!! THE WAY IT FLOPS AROUND IS SOOOOOO ENTICING!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT TO SQUEEZE!!!
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Number 2: He's both Handsome and adorable... 🥺🥰
JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE!!! LOOK AT HIS PRECIOUS PRECIOUS FACE!!! HE'S SUCH A HANDSOME, DREAMY, ADORABLE, INNOCENT BOI!! HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO A FACE LIKE THAT?!?!
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Number 1: He is literally the sweetest person in the world... 😇🥰🥰🥰🥰
You would think that an actor like Drake would be as stuck-up as his protege Jim Starling, but that couldn't be further from the truth!! Drake is literally the most caring and infectiously lovable duck ever!! He always wants to make things better for everyone and always goes above and beyond to love and protect the people he cares about whether it be Launchpad, Gosalyn, Fenton, or the entire world!! And while his ego could be fixed up a bit, his personality more than makes up for his faults. Besides, Darkwing was always egotistical. You could say he's just playing his character down to a tee!!
Those are my reasons for why Drake is my favorite DT17 character of all time and why you should love and respect him!!
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My Proposal For A Generic Sports Show RWBY AU
Yes, I know it's a weird direction for a RWBY AU, just go with it.
I don't know what sport it would be, but here's my cast.
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Qrow: The elite former player turned alcoholic failure after his career was ruined by... something. Forced to coach the Crap But Nice Protag Team with some sort of penalty if he doesn't. Starts off not really caring and being very frustrated by the poor state of the team. Starts to loosen up, probably stops drinking too, around the midpoint of the story. Probably has a relapse at the end of the 2nd act, maybe a love interest too.
Taiyang: Assistant coach who's mostly there to keep Qrow in line and cheer on Ruby and Yang. He also handles the morale, team cohesion, and physical conditioning stuff. Doesn't have the "eye for strategy" to be the head coach, at least at the start.
Summer: Still dead.
Raven: Still getting milk.
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Ruby: Still the protagonist and the youngest of the main characters. Has a lot of talent, isn't the most skilled, and has a few areas she's really strong in. But one area she's terrible in, which just so happens to be Yang's specialty. Will make some mistakes that the more experienced players wouldn't. Some think she's really only on the team because her dad's a coach.
Weiss: Was supposed to be on the Elite But Assholes rival team, but left the team when they wanted to move Weiss to a different position, or something like that. With her being blacklisted from most of the other teams for that. She's pretty good, but not much of a team player, which causes some friction on the team.
Blake: Don't really know what to do with Blake honestly. Might have Adam play for the elite team and dump her. So basically she's just playing to spite Adam? Going to have to work on this one.
Yang: Good overall player, but amazing in one area. Definitely a lot of smack talk from her. Tends to make short sighted decisions when she's angry. Which is definitely going to screw the team over at some point.
Jaune: A last minute addition to the team who really doesn't know the sport and is mostly there to be a benchwarmer. Does terribly whenever he does play, at first, but gets better over the story. He'll still be the worst on the team, but better. Gets really good at the strategic side of the sport, kind of becomes a player coach. Definitely coming up with some awesome strategy during The Big Game.
Nora: Nora's just there for fun. She's also pretty good, but I don't really have any big plotline for her yet.
Pyrrha: Amazing player who decided not to play for the upstart team instead of the rivals. The best player on the team by a wide margin. Doesnt really connect with the rest of the team at first though, but she does eventually. 100% getting injured before The Big Game.
Ren: Nora dragged him along.
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I spent way too long on this.
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Can you do the mob boys reacting to their teenage daughter sneaking out the house/ rebelling?
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Mob! Leo
He knows a little about rebelling so he's not totally surprised when he catches his teen daughter sneaking out
but he appreciates guts more than anything
and it was a pretty ballsy move for his kid to defy him like this
she thinks she's being so slick as well, waiting for him to go to bed and creeping out
"And what plans do you have at this time of night? He better be worth the grounding you're about to get"
aannddd she knows she's done for
but she's gotta try, y'know?
with the most innocent look and a sweet as pie voice she turns to him like:
"Daddy, I'm just going out to see a movie with Claire. You remember her, right? No boys or alcohol, just a movie"
he's not fooled
"Oh really, open your bag then?"
time to drop the act
"fine. How long am I grounded for? "
he tells her it's forever but she knows it'll be like a week as per usual
stomps back up the stairs muttering about how she can't wait to move out at 18
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Mob! Raph
ok but he's such a big softy
like his daughter could get away with murder, both figuratively and literally.
but he doesn't like her doing anything that could her hurt, like walking around the streets of New York late at night....
he catches her shimmying down a drainpipe out her bedroom window
she's super slow at it so he just goes downstairs and waits for her
"I told you no"
she half jumps out of her skin
she really didn't think he'd know she was doing this
"But dad!"
"I said no, it's 11:30 at night, I don't want you out at this time"
"I'm just going to a friend's house, please? Her dad's picking me up and everything, he'll drop me back too!"
puppy dog eyes galore
he thinks about it for a minute
"I'll drop you off. And pick you up. And if you aren't there, I'm sending your body guards out for you and they will embarrass you in front of your friends. I'll make sure of that"
"Thank you, daddy!"
big hugs
he makes the guards embarrass her anyways as punishment
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Mob! Mikey
Oh god he's such a wild card as a parent
but also such a massive push over as a parent
like his kids really aren't used to being told "no"
but when he says "no" he fucking means it
so when he catches his daughter with a bottle of raspberry vodka in one hand and his car keys in the other... shit is about to hit the fan
she hears it before she even realises what's happened
the bottle of vodka smashing on the floor
then there's what he says
because Mikey doesn't yell, he actually gets real quiet when he's angry
"Is this what I fucking get? for raising you, caring for you, protecting you? this blatant disregard for my rules and wishes? Who are you sneaking out to see? Because I fucking swear that if it's the boy you've been making eyes at all semester, he won't make it to school on Monday or ever again. Do you understand?"
he sort of realises he fucked up once she starts balling her eyes out and shaking
after that he clams down and they go back inside for some daddy/daughter rebuilding trust.
she's fine the next day but never sneaks out again
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Mob! Donnie
one dad you do not want to fuck with
he plays the long game
he see's her sneak out, and follows
obvs he's super discreet and she thinks she's gotten away with it
until her and her friends are drinking and partying and dancing, until they feel comfortable...
then he strikes
armed guards knock down the door, guns pointed in everyone's faces
there's a bit of a scuffle (drunk "hero" teenage boy trying to show he's a big shot) but he gets knocked out pretty quickly
then Donnie appears
he grabs her by the hair, pulling her face close to his and hissing that it's time for them to leave
in the car on the way back, he's eerily calm
she's trying to do damage control, lot's of "i'm sorry" and "it'll never happen again"
"Oh, I know it won't"
she's confused
"I don't want bad influences on my daughter. so you're going to a private school and I've been assured, it's very strict. Your friends are all going to fail their classes and get kicked out of school and they will be made to know it's your fault and I expect a 5000 word essay on why this was such a bad idea in my hand by Wednesday"
she just sobs
after the essay is handed to him, he "forgives her" and doesn't continue with his plan.
but she never does shit like that again.
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Oops Chapter Eight: Oh My God They Were Roommates
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Pairing: ex!rooster x afab!reader, best friend!jake x afab!reader
TW: pregnancy, angst, I think that’s it
Summary: Bradley continues to make you swoon and Jake crosses a line.
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You stretch as your eyes flutter open and the events of last night come rushing back. So much for not giving the wrong idea. Your hand comes to rest on your bump and you slowly sit up, staring ahead at the wall. Maybe you should be treading lightly with Bradley, but last night was the best sleep you've gotten in weeks and you have a feeling it won't be a one-time thing. 
Your feet touch the ground and you stand up slowly, careful not to lose your balance. You rub the sleep out of your eyes and yawn as you pad down the hallway and into the kitchen. You're met with a smirking Phoenix and roll your eyes. 
"I don't want to hear it." You mumble before she has the chance to speak. 
"What is with you and Rooster jumping the gun? I didn't even say anything!" She exclaims and you shoot her a look.
"You were going to." You point out and she shrugs. "I was just going to say you look well-rested."
You snort loudly and make your way to the sink to fill a glass with water. "Something tells me my sleep habits aren't the most pressing thing you have on your mind."
She nods with a look that tells you she knows she's been caught and you sigh. "You're playing a dangerous game, Y/N. He's going to want more." She reasons and you lean back on the counter while taking a sip of water. 
"I know. It was nice though, pretending for a while. It was like a glimpse of what it could be like." You explain and she nods. 
"I can't say I blame you. If a man showed up with gifts based on a comment I made in passing, I'd fold immediately." She chuckles and you give her a small smile. "Do you think you'll try to work it out?" She asks and you move to sit at the table. 
She sets a plate of pancakes down in front of you and you mutter a quick thank you before taking a large bite.
"I don't know. At first, this was going to be strictly co-parenting, but if this is how he's going to continue acting, then maybe. It's not like I ever really got over him and it'd be nice for our kids to grow up with parents that love each other." You say in between bites and she hums in agreement. 
"The two of you were always great together, and he's amazing with kids. Regardless of what's happening with the two of you, he'll be a great dad."
You nod in agreement and Phoenix laughs at the way your cheeks resemble a chipmunk with the large bite of food you just inhaled. You finish chewing and stand to place your plate in the sink before turning back to her. 
"I know what Bradley is capable of. Right now it's just a matter of seeing if he'll do it consistently."
Right as you finish your sentence, the doorbell rings and you frown at Phoenix. She gives you a look to say 'I don't know' and you shuffle to the front door. You crack it open just enough to see who it is and your heart swells. 
You pull it open the rest of the way and are met with a smiling Bradley. He steps inside and you close the door behind him, leaning up against it. His hands are hidden behind his back and your eyebrow quirks. 
"What are you doing here at 8 am on a Saturday?" You question and his smile only grows. Your eyes widen when he shows you what he's holding and you stare up at him. He's got the prettiest bouquet of flowers you've ever seen in one hand and a Starbucks cup in the other. 
"I saw these and they made me think of you so I bought them." He says holding the flowers out and you take them tentatively before smelling them. "I also stopped to get your favorite coffee on the way." 
You frown slightly and stare at the cup. "I don't think I can have that." You tell him and he shakes his head. 
"Google said it's okay for pregnant women to have 100 mg of caffeine a day and I did some digging to make sure this has less than that. You're safe, I promise." He explains and Phoenix shoots you a look with raised brows behind his back.
You take it with a grateful smile and go back to the kitchen to look for a vase. Before you can get too far into your search you feel large hands on your waist and turn around. 
"Go sit and relax. I'll take care of the flowers. They're a gift, not a task." He orders and you raise your hands in surrender before moving to the living room to plop on the couch. 
You look over at a smiling Phoenix and she places a hand over her heart while pretending to swoon. 'Marry him' she mouths dramatically and you laugh out loud at her theatrics,
"It's just coffee and flowers, Phe." You whisper and she crosses her arms over her chest. 
"Is it?" She chides in a hushed voice, but before you can respond Bradley is back with the beautiful arrangement. He sets it on the coffee table and sits next to you, reaching down to give your belly another fist bump. 
He looks up at you with a smile so bright it could chase away the darkest night and you clear your throat. 
"Is there another reason you're here?" You ask and he looks at you like it's the most obvious answer in the world. 
"I just wanted to hang out with my two best girls and little dude. Is that okay, mama?" He responds and you try desperately to fight off the heat creeping up your neck at the sentiment and nickname. 
"No, that's fine. It's just pretty boring and I figured you'd have better things to do with your weekend." You tell him softly, a hint of insecurity creeping into your voice. Being five months pregnant with twins isn't exactly thrilling.
His features softens and he reaches out to brush your tangled hair out of your face.
"Hey, there is nothing in the world I’d rather be doing. I promise. I know I was a Grade A asshole in the beginning but I'm going to spend the rest of my life making it up to the three of you, okay?" He tells you gently, and there's so much conviction in the statement you can't help but know he's telling the truth. 
"Okay." You concede with a nod and he kisses your forehead. The three of you watch old re-runs for a while and eventually, Bradley breaks the comfortable silence. 
"I thought since we know the genders we could go shopping today. If you're feeling up to it." He offers and you glance over at him with a shocked expression. 
"Um, yeah. Sure." You agree and he nods with a smile before turning back to the TV.
You hang out for a while longer and around 11 you decide to get ready for the day. Bradley watches as you waddle off and Phoenix kicks him in the shin. 
"Ow!" He exclaims with a scowl. "What the hell was that for?"
Phoenix rolls her eyes and leans forward, staring the man down. "You know she's going to fall back in love with you, right? I mean, she's always loved you. That much is obvious. I'm talking about in love. Like, marriage and a house and probably a couple dogs." She states and Bradley nods slowly. 
"Yeah, that's the goal." He admits and Phoenix smiles. "Good. I miss the two of you together." She nods and Bradley grins back at her. 
In your room, you're busy trying to decide on a dress to wear. None of your old clothes fit anymore and you make a mental note to buy some maternity jeans. You set the dress down on your bed when your phone rings and smile down at the picture of you and Jake. 
Your finger swipes to answer and you bring the speaker up to your ear. 
"Hello?" You greet and you're immediately met with a distressed Jake. 
"Are you and Bradshaw getting back together?" He rushes out and you frown. 
"What?" You ask, genuinely baffled and you can almost hear him pacing back and forth. 
"Phoenix said that he came over last night with all this stuff and stayed until you fell asleep. Are the two of you a thing again?" He elaborates and you close your eyes in annoyance. 
"No, Jake. We're not getting back together. Not right now at least." You assure him and he practically whines on the other end. 
"Not right now? What the hell does that mean? Are you planning on it? You do remember the way he was tre-" He starts to ramble and you cut him off. 
"Yes, Jacob. I remember. I also remember that he was a great boyfriend and that he's the father of my children. I know you're protective, and I appreciate it, but I need you to realize I'm a big girl that can make my own decisions. You need to trust my judgment." You sigh and Jake scoffs. 
"It's kind of hard to trust your judgment when it comes to him considering that's how you got yourself in this situation to begin with." He snaps and anger floods your nervous system. 
You know he doesn't mean it like that and it's coming from a place of concern, but it still pisses you off. Your grip on the phone tightens and your eyes squint, even though he can't see you. 
"You know what? Fuck you, Jake. You're not my dad, I don't need you judging my choices or trying to control them. Mind your own business." You snap before hanging up on him.
Jake wishes he could take the words back the second they leave his mouth. He knows he's overstepping, but you're like his little sister and he hates seeing you struggle. 
You finish getting ready and Bradley's eyes light up when you come back to the living room. 
"You look beautiful." He breathes and you give him a blinding smile. 
"Thanks, Roos. You ready to go?" You ask and he nods while standing. The two of you make your way out to the bronco and he helps you up into the passenger seat. The ride to the store is comfortable and before you know it, he's parking and helping you out of the truck. 
The second you step into the store, Bradley's eyes go wide. You can practically feel the excitement radiating off of him as he grabs a cart and you raise your eyebrows at him. 
"We need a cart?" You tease and he looks at you like you're crazy. 
"Um, yeah. How else are we supposed to buy everything?" He retorts and you laugh loudly. 
"How much are you planning on buying?" 
He shrugs his shoulders and starts towards the clothing section. "If you like it, it goes in the cart. We can buy the whole store for all I care."
You shake your head and catch up with him, falling in step with his strides. "Our kids are going to be so spoiled." You sigh and Bradley stops to look at you. "What?" You ask suspiciously and he just grins. 
"You've never called them ours before. I like it." He replies and your heart melts. If he carries on like this, what's left of your resolve is going to come crashing down. You reach out and squeeze his hand before walking again.
The two of you spend at least an hour just looking at clothes and by the time you move on, the cart is already half full. You watch as Bradley throws a baby Hawaiin shirt on top of the pile and sigh dramatically. 
"Do we really need all of this, Roo?" You ask exasperated and he glances over at you.
"Yes." He answers simply before crossing over to the bath section. He starts throwing bath toys in and you watch helplessly, well aware that you can't say anything to stop him. He gasps dramatically and whips around holding a rubber duck.
"It's dressed like a pilot!" He half shouts and you laugh. 
"Okay, we have to get that." You agree and he grabs another one before tossing them in the basket. "We need two?"
He looks at the cart and then at you before nodding. "They each need one." He decides and you don't bother arguing. 
You make your way through the rest of the store, filling up the basket as you go. You're looking at cribs and trying to figure out where the hell you're going to fit two of them when Bradley comes running up to you. 
"What'd you find?" You jest and he holds up a box. 
"These are like headphones that stick to your belly so you can play them music." He informs you while throwing them on the giant collection of baby items you've acquired. 
"And we need those why?" You ponder. 
"Because they need to have good music taste. I'm gonna introduce them to all the classics." He reasons and you nod slowly. 
"Classics like Great Balls of Fire?" 
Bradley breaks out into a shit-eating grin and kisses your forehead. "Exactly."
By the time you reach the register, you have half the store in your cart and Bradley doesn't even seem phased by the $400 total. He swipes his card with a smile and hauls everything out to the truck, refusing to let you touch a single bag. 
After helping you back into your seat, he climbs in and starts the engine. 
"Are you hungry?" He asks and you're suddenly aware of the rumbling in your stomach. 
"Starving." You groan and he grins as he pulls out of the parking space. 
"What do the three of you want?"
You mull over it for a second before perking up. "Wendys!" You exclaim and he laughs. 
"Okay, Wendys it is." 
He drives the two of you there and you make your way inside to order. Once you're sitting with a chocolate frosty, twenty nuggets, and a large fry, you finally seem content. Your happy go lucky mood quickly sours when you look at your phone to see 10 texts and 5 missed calls from Jake. 
Bradley notices your sudden shift in demeanor and stops eating. "What's wrong?"
You glance up at him and shake your head, debating on whether or not you should tell him. You finally decide that if this is going to work in any sense of the word, you have to be honest. 
"Jake was grilling me earlier about if we were going to get back together. I told him he needs to trust my judgment and he said that's hard considering I got myself in my current predicament." You mutter and Bradley tenses. 
"What did you say?" He inquires and you stare back at him across the table. 
"I said fuck you and told him to mind his own business." You reply casually and Bradley's eyebrows shoot up.
"Really? It's Jake." He frowns and you swallow your food before sighing. 
"I know. And I know he didn't mean it to come across as harsh but I don't need him micromanaging my life. What I decide to do has nothing to do with him." 
Bradley looks deep in thought for a minute before nodding in agreement. "Let's talk about something else. Take your mind off of it. Stress can't be good for the babies." He decides and you happily agree. 
"I was looking at the cribs at the store. I'm already halfway through, we should probably start figuring out what the living situation is going to look like before I get too far along." You suggest and Bradley blinks a few times before nodding. 
"Well, what do you want?" He asks cautiously and you shrug while shoving a few fries in your mouth. 
"I don't really know. What were you thinking?" 
Bradley looks nervous for a second like he isn't sure he should say something, before deciding to say it anyway. "I was thinking we could find a house and move in together." He tells you slowly, trying to test the waters. 
"Move in together?" You confirm and he nods. You think about it for a few seconds and you have to admit, you don't hate the idea. "What would that look like?" 
He leans back in his chair and crosses his arms before elaborating. "It can look like whatever you want it to. We can have a roommate situation if you want. Or we could live together like a couple. I just want to be there for you." He says and you stare blankly as you digest the words. 
"Plus," He continues. "I don't want to miss anything. I want to be there when they start kicking and when you need help getting out of bed. I really want to be there every step of the way when you go into labor and it'd kill me if I miss bringing them home and being a hands-on dad."
You swallow thickly as you mull over the idea. "It would be nice to have the help." You say quietly and Bradley smiles. "I think a roommate situation would be best. For now at least. Who knows what the future holds, but I don't want to rush anything." 
Bradley's smile only grows and he leans forward to take your hand. "It's all on your terms remember? Whatever you want or need." He reminds you and you nod. 
"Okay. We should start looking now. The process could take a while and I don't want to move 9 months pregnant." 
His hand squeezes yours and you smile back at him. "We can start looking when we get back to your place if you want." He offers and you agree. 
The two of you finish up eating and finally head back. Phoenix's mouth drops open when she sees the haul and she shakes her head. 
"You two are ridiculous!" She exclaims while waving her hands around and you throw your hand over your heart in mock offense. 
"This was not me!" You tell her and she plops down on the couch. 
"Whatever. Show me everything." She yells while clapping and Bradley starts dragging everything out.
Once she's seen it all, you pull out your laptop and start looking for houses. Bradley sits down and throws his arm around your shoulder while looking at your screen. 
The two of you browse for a while before you start to doze off and he smiles at the sight. He slowly takes your laptop from you and stands before scooping you up. You don't protest, too tired from the long day of walking around. 
He carries you to your room and tucks you into bed, kissing your head before quietly turning to leave. "Come back tonight?" You yawn and Bradley's heart skips a beat. 
"If you want me to." He offers and you nod before sleep overtakes you. He closes the door silently and tiptoes into the kitchen. Phoenix is already in there and she looks up from her phone when her friend walks in. 
"So, a successful day of winning her over?" She asks and Bradley shrugs while grabbing a bottle of water. 
"I think so. She agreed to move in together." 
Phoenix chokes on the chip she's eating and her eyes nearly bulge out of her skull. "What?!" She yells and he quickly shushes her. 
"Neither of us has room for two babies and I want to be there for everything. It's just as roommates." He explains and she rolls her eyes. 
"Yeah, that's how it always starts. The two of you are so getting back together." She insists and Bradley sits in the chair across from her. 
"At least someone supports the idea." He grumbles and Phoenix's forehead wrinkles with confusion. 
"What does that mean?" She implores and Bradley explains the situation with Jake. By the end of it, she's fuming and practically stomping around the kitchen. 
"Who does he think he is?" She hisses and he knows it's a rhetorical question but answers anyway. 
"He's always been protective. He drove two hours away to cuss me out when we broke up. He's just trying to watch out for her, but he's pushing his luck." He points out and she sits back down with a huff. 
"You need to talk to him." She declares and Bradley actually doesn't think it's the worst idea. 
"Yeah, I think you're right. I'll be back in a couple hours. If she wakes up find out what she wants for dinner and I'll grab it on my way back."
She nods in understanding and Bradley stands to leave. The drive to Jakes is filled with nerves. It's not that he's afraid of Jake, but he knows how important he is to you. He also knows that if you're forced to choose, you'll choose the father of your children and it would break your heart. 
He parks in the driveway and takes his time walking up to the front door. By the time he gets there, Jake is already aware of his arrival and the door swings open frantically. The blonde pilot sticks his head out and looks around with wild eyes. 
"Is she here? I've been trying to get ahold of her." He sputters and his shoulders drop when he realizes Bradley is alone. 
"Can I come in?" He asks and Jake gives him an incredulous look before slowly moving to the side. 
"Is she okay?" Jake immediately asks and Bradley turns to face him with his hands in his pockets. 
"She's fine. We were out shopping for the babies all day. She's taking a nap." He divulges and Jake sighs in relief. 
"She told you what I said, didn't she?" 
Bradley nods and Jake runs a hand down his face. "I didn't mean it. It's just... I hate seeing her hurt and the first breakup nearly wrecked her." He stresses and Bradley takes a seat on the couch. 
"I don't like seeing her in pain either, Jake. But right now the only one hurting her is you. I'm trying to redeem myself. She needs you, and she also needs me. There's no reason that there needs to be an issue with that." 
Jake sits on the loveseat across from him with a scowl. "How do I know you're serious?" 
Bradley refrains from rolling his eyes and leans forward with his elbows on his knees. "You know it's not your job to act like her parent right? Her old man is already an asshole that she's cut out of the picture. She doesn't need that shit from you too." He reminds the blonde pilot. 
It doesn't seem to do much so Bradley runs a hand through his hair and decides to just get everything out in the open. "We're moving in together. Is that serious enough for you?" He snarks and Jake's eyes shoot up to look at him. 
"Wait, when did that happen?" He wonders out loud and his teammate swallows before answering. 
"Today. Look, me and Y/N are in this together. If it happens the way I want, we're going to get back together eventually. We deserve to be a family. She deserves to have a happy family. Get on board or don't, it's not going to change the end result. However, it will affect her life and happiness and I don't want that." He lectures and Jake visibly deflates. 
"You can take a rest, Jake. You've been watching out for her and I appreciate it. But I'm back, and it's not your job anymore. Don't make yourself someone she needs to be protected from. If you want to be in these babies' lives, you need to chill." He warns and Jake seems to finally understand the reality of the situation. 
"Yeah, okay. Just tell her I'm sorry and to call me okay? I'll make it up to her." He relents and Bradley nods while standing. He walks over to Jake and shakes the man's hand, a silent truce between them. 
Nothing else is said as Bradley turns on his heel to leave and Jake watches as he goes. Bradley checks his phone to see Phoenix texted him what you want and he calls to place an order before starting in that direction. 
Everything is finally falling into place, and with Jake on board he can breathe a little easier. Bradley wants a future with you, and nothing and no one is going to stand in his way.
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A love letter to the football plotline
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So … I admit I was pretty condescending of the line in the pilot trailer where Kang asks Sailom to help him become a professional football player. I thought it was stupid. I thought I had no interest to see it on my screen.
I was INCORRECT.
The way Dangerous Romance has been setting this up the entire show is brilliant. And the potential payoff is so beautiful.
We’ve been shown over and over that Kang likes football. But he’s never once actually admitted this out loud. It’s very possible he didn’t realize how much he cared about it, he’s been that thoroughly screwed up in the head by his dad. All the hints we’ve seen include—
His precious little usb that he takes everywhere
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Him playing FIFA for fun
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The gift of the jersey, although none of us are certain if it’s for a team or player he actually likes
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The fact that he’ll kick around with his friends after school
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Kang is also very good at it. Quite naturally talented for someone who doesn’t seem to have ever participated as part of a formal team. He’s fast and he seems to have an innate sense for where to put the ball.
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Episode 5 was in part about Kang panicking because he has to start figuring out what he wants to do in the future. Well, then Episode 6 starts off by forcing him to do something he does not want. Kang is vehemently not interested in cheerleading.
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Wanting to avoid Pimfah aside, I don’t think it’s something he would have liked regardless. He gets too concerned with looking cool in public to enjoy something like that. And our boy is not really a “hoo! Rah! Ray!” kind of guy.
When he storms away from cheerleading practice and winds up playing in the pickup football game, he wipes the floor with the seniors — many of whom have been practicing more than him, ostensibly in preparation for Sports Day. And then something amazing happens — one of them acknowledges his talent; and he ASKS Kang if he would want to be on their team.
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This actually really gets me. How often has Kang been praised for something he is genuinely good at? And when has he ever — besides with his inner circle of Sailom and now grandma — been encouraged to do something like this? We know Kang has been taught — has been conditioned to never try for anything that would be difficult or taxing.
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And look at Kang's face. He has to really think about this. Does he want to play football on a team? This takes him so much more effort to work through than it would someone else.
Here, the flashback (yes, I know) is so revealing!! Kang thinks specifically about telling Sailom in the library that he doesn’t have a life dream. This is one of two instances this episode (the second time being when he tells Sailom he doesn’t have feelings for him) where the flashbacks are being used to show us an instance where Kang isn't truthful (although in this case it’s an interesting flip — we’re now finding out he lied in the past, vs later in the art room when the flashbacks are used to show us he is lying in the present).
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At some point, maybe before his mom died, Kang dreamed of being a football player. Then over years and years of his dad’s treatment, he buried it deeply inside. He didn’t try out for teams. He stopped openly talking about how much he likes the sport.
All until this key moment — when someone besides Sailom looked at him and believed in him. In this moment, asked directly, Kang has to decide to for himself. He has to be the one to make up his mind to say yes. And he says I’M IN.
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And here’s why I love this:
1. To be a fully realized person, Kang needed an interest that’s fully his; that exists almost entirely outside of Sailom; that he CHOSE for himself (Sailom is still welcome to come to his games and be the Troy to his Gabriella -- even if/when Kang achieves success on his own merits and through hard work, he'll still perform better knowing that Sailom is there to support his dreams!).
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2. However naturally good he is, he has a long way to go. He has to learn to be part of a team; how to pass; how to share; that sometimes giving is better than taking. And all of these are lessons he’s going to need to carry with him more broadly in life. As much as wanting to be a professional soccer player is kind of an elite goal, it’s also humbling.
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3. This goal is going to be HARD. It’s going to mean practices in terrible weather. It’s going to be injuries. He’s going to have to work harder than he ever has in his life. And he’s going to have to learn how to fight for something he wants, despite all obstacles
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I’m sorry I doubted you, Kang playing football plotline. You’re perfect, in every single way.
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i was reading through your blog and omg musicals!!!! a theater kid, myself, i'd love if you'd write some headcanons about a broadway/musical star mc, if its not too close to your famous mc headcanons! also, i'd love to hear if you think the ol1 boys can sing and who would help mc practice (both lines and singing)! also who would sing along with mc while they're doing chores/housework/etc or if they'd just listen/hum/etc! you can just assume theyre poly with mc for this, if it makes it easier! :)
Listen. Listen. I love this so much. I am also a theatre kid (so much that I am forced to spell it with the "re" at the end) and I have many thoughts.
Also, Bobby from Company is Baxter after he reconnects with MC and friends, with an MC that ends up with Cove or Derek and this is just a fact. Evidence:
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This is a video of single Baxter with his ten friends in five couples: Cove and MC, Derek and Tamarack, Terry and Miranda, Jude and Scott, and Qiu and OLNF MC.
ANYWAY.
-- Cove is such a fanboy. He's there to see your shows literally every time he can make it and will be disappointed if he can't come. He knows all the words to all the songs and a lot of the dialogue too. He is so proud.
-- Did you get to make a recording of your show? Try to get Cove to play something else in the car, I dare you.
-- Derek is also a big big fan, he is telling anyone who will listen about how he's your friend/boyfriend/husband. Jorge might have to tell him to chill a little bit but he's just so EXCITED.
-- He will make a point to pick you up after your evening shows. The crew knows him, so he just comes backstage after and will walk with you out the stage door. It's late and people are unpredictable, and he wants to keep you safe.
-- Baxter, surprise, also a big fan! If you started Broadway after the breakup in Step 3 then he may not figure it out, Broadway stars aren't as mainstream as movie or pop stars, for example. But he'll obviously find out when you're brought back together in Step 4 and he'll have some much research to do on you during those lost years!
-- He'll be streaming your recordings and just feeling so many things.
-- But maybe in Step 3 you've decided to pursue your theatrical dreams! A last summer at home before you move to New York, perhaps. Let Baxter take your headshots for you! He will be so good at it. He will also style you.
-- If this is the case, that you move after Step 3, I don't think Cove will move too. He could! But I can't picture him leaving the California coast. Long distance love. He and Cliff come in to see your big shows.
-- Cliff cries. Cove does too, he got it from his dad.
-- Maybe Derek will blow off a big game because it's his only chance to come see you. He feels bad about it, but he's not going to miss your big moment.
-- I haven't thought about this too much shut up
-- Boys at the Tonys! Baxter is going to KILL IT. I've talked about this with the general famous MC stuff lol, the awards show stuff, but he's going to dress to impress. So will Derek, this is very important and the boy who wore a polka dot bowtie at 13 isn't going to pull out any stops.
-- You're going to have to tell Cove to button all his buttons though, it's not the time for your cleavage baby
-- I think Baxter is the only one who could carry a tune, but he wouldn't try to get technically good. Cove is bearable with his singing. Derek really is not, but he has so much fun with it that no one would ever tell him to stop.
-- They'll all help you with your lines. Derek might actually learn lines instead of reading them from a script so he can help you practice while he's driving or something. And yeah, that's a lot, but that's just who he is.
-- If you're just having fun singing, in the car or doing chores or whatever, then they'll all sing with you. But if they catch you really going for it in the shower or something, they will all just stop and listen because oh my GOD
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