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h2bakugou · 4 years

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Hawks with a sassy s/o but soft in private

a/n: hawks time!! my sister got the new animal crossing game and it is so much fun omg.

headcanon: them with a sassy s/o who’s soft in private

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: swearing, fluff

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Hawks can be quite sassy himself. So it’s no surprise when you send him a witty remark or sarcastic comment.

But he’s totally turned around when you’re soft in private. He was confused at first because whenever the two of you are out doing patrols, pr saving the day doing hero work, you’re almost always sassy.

If you’re not making witty remarks, then you’re focused. While you can still be serious and sassy, you’d rather make remarks after you’re done with your mission.

So when Hawks returns form his shower, dressed in some comfy pj’s for the first time, he’s surprised to see you curled up on his couch, a soft smile on your lips as you flipped through channels on the tv.

“Hey, babe.” You acknowledge his presence, moving your ‘nest’ of blankets for him to come and cuddle.

Hawks doesn’t expect you to want to cuddle. But love is full of surprises isn’t it.

“Are you just gonna stand there?” You question, pulling Hawks from his thoughts. There was your usual snarky tone. But it was still different. It was softer and calm.

Hawks doesn’t hesitate any longer, joining you under the pile of blankets, cuddling closer to you, resting his head on your shoulder.

From then on out, he’s a little more used to you. It’s funny to see you go from telling villains to eat shit to begging him for cuddles because he’s quote “warmer than you are.”

Your sassy personality has proven to be extremely useful when it comes to interrogating villains or criminals. And Hawks always loves to see you in action.

“You did amazing out there today babe.” Hawks pressed a kiss to your lips, his hands resting on your hips.

“You really think so?” You tilt your head to the side.

If he were to have told you that in public your response would’ve been along the lines of “yeah no shit sherlock.” or “of course I did.”

But you were so relaxed in private. And Hawks didn’t mind. He was sort of the same.

The only time Hawks ever saw you act as soft as you did in public as you did in private was when you dealt with young fans. Hawks was surprised yet again.

“Hi!!” The little girl smiled up at you, holding her arms out.

“Hi, there!” You smiled, bending down to pick her up. You held her in your arms, listening to her talk.

“You’re so cool! I love you so much!” She was excited, and you could tell her mother was happy that they’d run into you.

“I bet you’re pretty cool too. Here.” You decided to give her a little something to hold onto.

“Do you think you could hold onto this for me?” You set her back down on the ground and hand her a bracelet.

It was something you’d made the other day, and you hadn’t taken it off. You liked giving things to fans, especially young ones like these. It was nice to see them chasing their dreams as you had done.

Hawks was admiring from the side, a huge smile on his lips. You were so sweet.

“R-really?!” The girl asked, her hand out, holding the bracelet in her palm.

“Yup! You’ve got to take really good care of it. Think you can do that?” You fold her fingers down around the bracelet.

“Yes! I’ll take real good care of it, I promise!” She eagerly puts the bracelet on her wrist, smiling at it.

“Thank you.” Her mother thanks you. You nod and stand back up, shaking the woman’s hand, waving bye to the little girl.

“Look at you being a good role model.” Hawks retorts.

“Oh shut up.” You retort, rolling your eyes.

Hawks pinches your cheek and you quickly grab his wrist, twisting it around.

“Ass!” You laugh, watching as he lifts off the ground, you holding onto his wrist being the only form of holding on. Hawks moves his arm, so his hand is now holding onto your wrist.

“Put me down you chicken!” You call out to him.

“That wasn’t very nice!” He calls back, his wings lifting the two of you higher and higher. He readjusts so that you’re resting against him now, your arms slung over his shoulders and the two of you flew through the sky.

“Eat a dick!” You cry out, squeezing your eyes shut.

“Oh hush, we’ll be back on land in a few seconds.”

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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years

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Survey #454

“last thing i remember, i was running for the door / i had to find the passage back to the place i was before”

Last thing you bought online? Did you like it? I have no clue. Could you date someone who didn’t drive (and didn’t show an interest in ever getting their license, either)? I don't know. Public transportation isn't a big thing here at all, and even whenever I get my license, my partner needing to get somewhere while I'm needed elsewhere could be problematic. I think it would also depend on why they don't want their license. Like if they had a traumatic wreck, I couldn't blame them. How would you react if your artwork became famous? That'd be fucking amazing. Would you get your nipples pierced? I've briefly considered it. I ultimately wouldn't, though. How many people know your birthday? Without the assistance of Facebook, a few, I guess. My immediate family, Sara, uhhhh... Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in? Yes, and it worked. For the better, though. He had a bad reputation. Have you ever watched a whole hour long infomercial? Ha, yes, this one time with Girt. It was a vacuum infomercial. We were just really bored at my place and... okay, I have no justification for watching that whole thing lmao. What is your current MySpace song? I still remember it was "Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Beddingfield lmaooo. What is your favorite kind of meat to put on your sandwich? Ham. Which one of your exes do you feel like you have the most chemistry with? Sara or Jason, idk. How do you feel about people who make Facebook profiles for their pets? I don't care. Have you ever personally known a pair of conjoined twins? No. What was the most disturbing thing you have ever heard your mother say? Mom and my older sister got in a fight once and Mom yelled that she was a slut. I don't know why, but... it never left me, and I GUARANTEE it never left Ashley (who is not a "slut," by the way). This was when she was a teenager, so it's been many years and I can absolutely promise you Mom regrets it, big time. I don't even have to ask. Is there something in particular you like to look at photos of? What is it? Mark and meerkats, ha ha. Chewy chocolate-chip cookies: like or dislike? Chewy is the way to GO. If your boyfriend/girlfriend wanted to dress only in the opposite sex’s clothing, would you support that? If not, would you leave them? I wouldn't care. I'm pansexual, anyway. Anyone can be attractive to either gender's clothes to me. I think assigning clothes to a specific gender is dumb, anyway. Do you think your grandmother is/was beautiful? I only remember how my maternal grandmother looked, and yeah, she was a pretty lady. Which of your fields of interest are you a total expert on? Mark, ha ha. I know way too much on a person I've never met. When was the last time you got all dolled up? Not since last October when I did a witchy Halloween shoot with friends. Do you ever name objects? (i.e. mp3 players, guitars, cars, etc.) No. Do you have a criminal record? No. Last person you took a nap with? Sara, years ago. Well, unless you count my cat. He always comes running when he hears me getting comfy in bed, ha ha. Does seeing your mother cry automatically make you feel sad as well? Yes, and angry because I want to stop whatever it is making her cry, but I usually can't. Do you think someone likes the same person you like? I have no idea. Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever? God no. Have you ever been to craigslist.com? Yes; I've adopted and rehomed pets from there. What about eBay? Mom's bought stuff from there. Have you ever used Nair? Yes, on my legs. It's just as exhausting as shaving with how thick my hair is. Are you medicated? I think I'm on too much medication, personally. I want to try weaning off my OCD prescription, because I haven't had problems in a long time, but my psychiatrist doesn't want to? Which is odd to me because when I came to him, he was stunned by how many different meds I was on. He's concerned that the symptoms will just re-emerge, but like... I've beaten OCD before, for many years. I can do it again. I trust him with my life though, because he saved it, so I just go with what he says, honestly. Do you shape/fill in your eyebrows? No. Have you ever stolen/borrowed clothes from an ex? I've worn Jason's pajama pants before because I found men's pj pants more comfortable, and besides, sometimes I spent the night when I didn't plan to and needed something more comfortable than jeans. Could you make a statement about anything political? Texas' new "heartbeat bill" is fucking bullshit and is going to get so many women killed from DIY abortions. Do you think you’ve already met your soulmate? I don't believe in soulmates, but I do believe I met the person I loved more than I could ever possibly love somebody else again. Do you get the feeling something good will happen in your life soon? Fuck if I know. Do you enjoy romantic movies, even when they’re cliche? Yes. Have you been to McDonald’s in the past month? Yes. Have you ever slept over at your best friend’s house? I have. How often do you go bowling? Very, very rarely. I haven't been since I was on a date at the end of 2017, I wanna say??? Or was it '18??? Last time you were in an apartment? Not since Colleen still lived in one and I was visiting her. Have you ever seen a live seahorse? Yeah, in aquariums. Would you like to have your own yacht? I mean I wouldn't say no if you offered it to me for free, but I'm not exactly interested in one. I'd probably just give it to my dad. He'd be on Cloud 9. Winnie the Pooh or Tigger? Pooh! :^) What’s the unhealthiest thing you’ve eaten today? A brownie with caramel drizzle. Mom bought a box of them to split between Ash and her family and us, so I had one. :x Thankfully though she gave more to Ash, because I don't like having treats in the house for my weight's sake, but a little something sweet occasionally keeps you sane when you're trying to lose weight. Has a stranger ever offered to buy you a drink? Ew, no. What is something you’d be happy to receive as a gift, that doesn’t cost a lot? I'd really appreciate something hand-made, like a drawing or something. What kind of music does your significant other/crush like to listen to? He likes mostly the same stuff as me, but also more indie-ish stuff than me. Who did you have your first kiss with? Do you remember what colour his/her eyes were? Jason. His eyes are brown. Are there any themes from TV shows that you like to sing along to? Supernatural. It's inevitable that I'll sing, ha ha. Do you eat dessert after dinner? Very, very rarely. Have you ever had too much to drink and felt embarrassed about your behavior the next day? No. When you go out drinking, what do you prefer to drink? I don't go out drinking, but if I was to order a drink right now, I'd go for a sangria. That sounds soooo good rn. What was the last animal that you saw? My cat. Venus is in her hide as I'm answering this, so I can't see her. What was the last thing that you said to one of your siblings? I told Nicole bye when she was leaving the other day. What is the most expensive thing that you’ve purchased that you paid for: My snake. What is your favorite messaging program? Discord, nowadays. Do you eat fast food more than 5 times a week? Yikes, no. Have you ever almost drowned? No. Have you ever learned something shocking about someone through Facebook? It wasn't shocking in a bad way, just very unexpected. One of my friends has been an egg donor twice, I wanna say? What’s the scariest living animal that you’ve petted? I have no clue. Nothing that dangerous. Well wait, I shared the story of holding a tarantula before, and I was still kinda nervous to do so when I did. She was a total sweetie, though. Do you remember the first conversation you ever had with the person you currently have feelings for? I actually don't. Other than he got my attention with "lip ring girl," lmao. Do you dread certain days of the week? If yes, what day/s and why? No, because they're all the same to me. If you eat oatmeal, do you have it plain or do you have certain toppings that you like to add to it? I add a bit of sugar. What is the funniest or strangest thing you’ve ever heard somebody say in their sleep? *shrug* Choose one - Butterfinger, Milky Way, Snickers: Milky Way, 100%. Do you use Mozilla Firefox? No, I use Chrome. Who is your favorite person to hug? Sara. Have you ever had to have a mug shot? No. What was the last thing you carried to your room? Water. When was the last time you had a late night phone call? Damn dude, I couldn't possibly tell ya.

#survey #surveys #random questions #lyrics: ''hotel california'' by the eagles

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buckeroonie323 · 4 years

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This is for @findingbuck 's request of what Our boy Bucky would be like in quarantine. I present to you the well thought out titled two part fic.

Bucky in Quarantine!

Word count: 1.7k

Warning: SMUT kind of. Bossy Bucky.

Paring:Quarantine!Bucky x Working!reader

So turns out this fic wanted to be a two parter. Sorry to make you wait for the fun stuff but I gave you a little. #sorrynotsorry

"BABY! HELP MEEEE!" Bucky calls to you from the living room. "I'M DYING HELLPPPPP!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED!" He continues to wail. You jog to the living room. "What's wrong Buck? Who is attacking you?" You see that Alpine is sitting in a cat loaf on Bucky's chest. The cat is unfazed by the screaming because it happens all the time.

Bucky beams at you as you walk into the room. His hair is in a cute bun on the top of his head. He has little baby hairs floating in a halo.

"Hi sweetheart! I missed you so so much." You roll your eyes at him and sit down putting his legs over your thighs. You grab Alpine holding him to your chest.

"James, what did we talk about yelling in the house? Especially when I am only a room away." You fake scold. Now it's his turn to roll his eyes.

"I was in danger, baby. I could have died. I'm lucky you came to save me." He sits up to put a kiss on your cheek. He takes his legs off of your thighs. "You're my hero."

You giggle at his comment. "Yes, you are lucky that your untrained civilian girlfriend came to your rescue. An extremely well trained assassin and soldier for over 70 years. You totally couldn't have handled the situation yourself."

Bucky takes Alpine from you setting him on the floor. The cat prances away. Bucky pulls you into his lap so you're straddling him. He pulls you right into a hug.

His right hand doing warm passes over your back. You melt into him. Bucky puts a lingering kiss on your neck. "I love you. Just so you know. Do you want to go cuddle?" You feel more than hear him say.

"Is that not what we're doing?" You murmur into his neck. "I want you to come lay on top of me so I can hold you and never let go." By this point his hand had stopped running on your back. He has brought it up to stroke your hair.

"I don't know honey. I have a conference call in 15 minutes." You lean back reluctantly to look him in the eyes.

"I was getting ready before your call of distress bubba." You motion to your half disheveled appearance.

You're in silk pj bottoms and a button up work shirt. Your eye makeup is done but nothing else is.

"I'm sorry sugar. But why do you have to wear the makeup? I'm not saying you shouldn't. I love when you express yourself. BUT it's quarantine. They can suck my ass if they think you need to be super professional." He starts ranting.

"On another note, what makes them think makeup is the female equivalent to professionalism? They need to step the fuck off." You silence him by giving him a kiss.

"I agree. Just so you know I'm the only one allowed near your ass. But I do my makeup because it makes me feel a little more normal Buck. I'm bored out of my mind in the house." You say as you reluctantly pull away.

"Doll, I have plenty of ways I can keep you busy." He wiggles his eyebrows at you with a smirk. "Okay, smooth criminal. I need to get ready. Let me up."

"No. You're mine." He says tightening his grip and nuzzling into your chest. "If you let me go get ready and set up my laptop out here I'll play with your hair during my meeting."

Bucky immediately perks up. "Okay baby. I'll do that for you. Go get ready Princess." As you get off of his lap, you roll your eyes at the nickname. He gives your ass a cute lil slap.

As you walk away you jokingly say "I am a queen and you know that bubba." He scoffs. "You are my queen. Love you." You hear as you turn the corner. "I love you more baby." You call over your shoulder.

WARNING: SMUT AHEAD

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You come back into the living room and all of your equipment is set up for your conference call. Bucky took his hair out of his bun and it's flowing down to his shoulders. You admire him from the door for a moment.

"Everything all set honey?" You ask him with a smile because he's wandering around the living room aimlessly.

He nods and motions you to sit. There's a glass of water, some orange juice and a small cheese, cracker, and fruit plate beside your laptop.

"Awe thank you honey. Remind me to suck your dick later." You smirk at him sitting down and grabbing a sliced strawberry.

Bucky gapes at you for a second. He reals himself in. He lays out on the couch resting his head on your thigh. "Text me if you need anything Bubba. Are you comfortable?"

He nuzzles into your thigh a little bit, throwing a blanket over himself. "Yes baby I'm comfy." You start running your hands through his hair. Bucky's eyes start to close. You smile fondly down at him.

"I'm ready when you are sugar." You feel so much love towards this man. He has full control over your heart and he doesn't even know it. Before you can dwell on that thought for too long your conference call has started. You put on your noise cancelling headphones that Bucky got for you for your birthday.

Before long your hands have grown still in his hair. Your plate of delicious food is gone, your water has been drained, and your orange juice is half full.

His snores are soft and can't really be heard by the call. It's been almost 3 hours. What more can Ronald from the pseudoscience branch of your company have to say about how microdosing shrooms could be beneficial? All he is doing is repeating the same words over and over and over.

It's ridiculously redundant and you're tired. You feel Bucky starting to stir. Hopefully he can keep you company better than Ronald Karen Cheryl and Tom.

You start to feel one warm hand kneading your thigh. You look down at Bucky to give him a strange questioning look. He puts his finger up to his lips and tells you to shush.

He's pushing himself up to his elbows still out of sight but definitely there. For the most part you ignore it. He's probably just stretching anyway.

"So back to what we need to accomplish during this next quarter. Put together what we can to find out how we as a team can be successful."

You feel his hand inch further up. You look down at his smirking face and it almost seems like he's asking for permission so you give him a small nod as you look back to your screen. It looks as though that's all he needed.

He massages your thigh a little more. He starts to untie the silk bow on your pajama shorts that you hadn't changed out of if you weren't on call he might just might have just ripped them open.

Once he's opened the tie in the shorts he dips his hand in and slightly over your underwear just rubbing softly on your clothed core. You let out a soft breath of air. Could have been mistaken for breathing. But he knows exactly what it was.

"Okay, how about we take a five-minute break, pause the call whatever we have to do. Go get some water, get some snacks, use the bathroom because I have a feeling we're going to be here for a while. I'll see you all in about 5 minutes?" After your confirmation from your coworkers you leave the call.

"Bucky what the hell do you think you're doing?" You asked in a hushed tone.

"Baby I'm doing whatever the hell I want. Now, I'm going to go get you some more water and some more snacks. I want your shorts off by the time I get back. You better keep those panties on. I want you to turn so your legs are on the couch leaving room for me to lay there." He pauses in thought.

"If I come back and I don't see what I want to see. I will make you come over and over and over again. I won't stop until you're begging me to stop. Even then little girl, I will not stop until I'm satisfied with you. Am I understood?" You blink and surprise a couple times. Kind of collect your thoughts. Although you love when he talks to you like that.

You're a little confused as to when this side of Bucky came to the surface. He was so sweet earlier. Either way you know you're in for a treat. So, you reply in the way you know how. Luckily you're not feeling bratty today. Even if it would be very very entertaining.

You don't think your co-workers would much appreciate you begging your boyfriend to stop making you come. "Yes, sir." You say to him while batting your eyelashes.

"Good girl." he kisses your thigh and heads to the kitchen. Quickly you get up and rid yourself of the shorts. You readjust yourself on the couch so that you still look presentable.

You also make sure Bucky has room to lay on the couch and between your thighs. He comes back with another plate of food and some more water.

"Oh, look at you honey. You're such a good girl. I'm glad that you did what I asked you to do." He picks an ice cube out of your water and puts it in his mouth.

He lays in between your thighs. He puts both of his hands on either side of your core. Thumbs rubbing up and down your labia through your damp pink cotton panties.

"What am I going to do with you baby? Guess we'll find out. I don't think I need to tell you that you're going to have to be quiet baby doll. You're going to talk to your coworkers. Tell them what to do in that sexy bossy voice I like, while I destroy you and take you apart."

He's putting kisses all around your pelvis, your hip and your stomach purposely skirting around the place you want him the most.

"If you're close, tap on my hand. You'll be a good girl and rejoin the call." If you weren't wet before you certainly are now. You put on your headphones and rejoin the call

Tag list I guess? @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @that-damn-girl @kitkatd7 @moteldwelling @m-c-who

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peaky-shelby · 5 years

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When he sees me

Prologue

Pairing: Chris Evans x oc

Summary: Delilah is a simple girl. She wants to find love but at the same time she’s too shy to put herself out there in the world. What will happen when famous actor, Chris Evans sees her? Will she hide, will she run again? Will he make her come out of hiding instead?

Inspired by the song When he sees me by Sara Bareilles.

Note: this one is actually very personal which I Why I didn’t write in a ‘you’ kind of style and created an oc, I still hope it will leave a bittersweet taste and that many people will relate to it. My goal with this one is to leave a message to shy girls like me and I hope that it will speak to them. Enjoy xx

“I stick with real things.

Usually facts and figures„

Maybe it was the third one— no it’s the second- or third? Maybe the fourth— the truth is that she had lost count of how many ice creams she had eaten today. Delilah had a very specific plan for the days she was off work: Wake up, eat, open Netflix, eat, watch Netflix, eat and you basically get the pattern, don’t you?

She was watching friends for the 20th time when she heard the door opening. She didn’t mind to look who it was, she knew it was her roommate, Laura, so she didn’t even move her eyes from the tv until she felt her ice cream being snatched by her hands.

“HEY—„ she shouted in complaint, looking up she met Laura’s eyes who didn’t look very happy.

“You’re going out tonight!„ she said in a demanding way, earning a confused look by Delilah. “It’s Friday night! I’m not letting you watch friends again while eating your misery away— get up!„

“No! It’s comfy!„

“Delilah, get up or I’m throwing away all the ice cream we have on the fridge! You live in the city of parties—„

“No one calls LA the city of parties.„

“I do! And we have a party tonight and you are coming! Important people will be there, singer, musicians, you can give them your lyrics„

“Oh god no! Every time I try that the same exact thing happens! They say they’ll call, I get my hopes up, they never do and I’m left broken. So no thanks„

“Well then maybe you’ll find boyfriend instead! That will be a win too!„

Delilah groaned and hid her head in the pillows. She knew her friend was only trying to help but she was bored of having this argument again and again. “I don’t want a boyfriend!„ she shouted against the pillow.

“I don’t care if you want a boyfriend, I need you to get a boyfriend because the thing between your legs needs you to get boyfriend— your hormones need you to get a boyfriend. Now get up! You have 30 minutes to get ready!„

“When did you get so bossy?„ asked Delilah, looking up just a bit. Laura shrugged and tilted her head.

“My hormones want me to get a boyfriend too.„

“Ugh Laura please. You know I’m not good with parties or flirting—„

Laura sighed and left the bowl of ice cream on the table, sitting next to her friend “hun, Chandler Bing is not about to come out that television, ok? I just know there’s someone in that party who is right for you—„

“What if I meet someone that looks cute at first but then turns out to be an asshole? What if he is criminal and crazy? How can you know someone is good the first time you see them? What if he eats oreos, but he doesn’t ear the cream first?„

Laura has hidden her face in her hands. She had heard the same questions over and over again, all the reasons why she didn’t like flirting and dating and usually she’d give up by now and let Delilah win and stay home but not this time “30 minutes or I’ll drag you there in your pjs.„

Delilah gulped “thats a threat„

Laura stood up, grabing the ice cream with her and went in the kitchen “for every ten minutes you’re not ready, I’m throwing a box of ice cream away.„

Delilah stood up and ran in the kitchen. “You wouldn’t.„

“You really wanna try me?„ she asked, raising her eyebrow. Delilah crossed her arms, like a stubborn kid. “If you hate it, I promise we will leave!„ said Laura, trying to make a deal. Delilah looked like she was actually considering it. “Your promise?„ she asked.

“I just said I promise! Now go get ready!„

“I’m only coming so you won’t kill my ice creams!„

This was a prologue to get you in the story, Chapter 1, is coming tomorrow and it’s gonna be a rollercoaster.

#chris evans #chris evans x reader #chris evans imagine #marvel #mcu #actors #imagines #cute #love #waitress #broadway

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pies-writes-and-more · 5 years

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GET TO KNOW ME TAG GAME

I was tagged by @angryteapot THANK YOU SO MUCH DARLINGGGG <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

How tall are you? somewhere around 5′6 and 5′7 i think but yo girl is learning to walk in heels. I wanna wear those crazy ass platforms one day xD

What style and color is your hair? I’ve got southeast asian hair so it’s BEYOND STRAIGHT, cannot hold ANYTHING. It’s black and cut just under my shoulders. I used to grow it out and it used to be down to like the small of my back but I chopped it all off into the bisexual cut and now im tempted to do it again LOL #mybiass

What color are your eyes? Practically black lol or a really really REALLY dark brown

Do you wear glasses? yep yep yep! Have since i was a kid sooooo

Do you have braces? Nah I was supposed to for a bit but luckily i didnt end up needing them

What is your fashion sense? so i have two split fashion senses living in me LOL first, the comfy girl who literally wants to walk around in sweatpants and leggings and will not take any shit about how its not professional or good looking like stfu im comfy. (This is my usual wear, like i go to class in my pjs if i can). The other side of me is the kind that shows up for work LOL i like to wear nice clothes, ive been getting more into dresses and skirts when I can. Plus walking in some runways (amateur ones cause yo girl can barely walk regularly, let alone in heels and all dressed up), ive been really enjoying being all done up :)

When were you born? October 15!

Where are you from and where do you live? I’m from Canada, still living in Canada lol no im not from toronto xD

What school do you go to? I go to a uni that’s like an hour away from Toronto - decided i didnt wanna tell yall which xD just in case

What kind of student are you? I used to be super duper smart, or at least i thought i was, because the middle/elementary and high school i went to were pretty easy. but when i came to uni i had to work a lot harder and actually learn shit LOL im in the faculty of arts which means no science or math for me mwahaha. I study hard but tbh i could probably do better

Do you like school? Eh sometimes. really depends on the prof and study material

Favorite subject? I really like learning about psych in the legal system, i enjoy classical mythology, policing stuff weird shit like that LOL

How many languages do you speak? Come on i can barely speak english LOL i could probably attempt to get by at french but that’s like a very small 1% probably

Favorite show/s? UHHHHHH at the moment??? I’m a forever lover of Leverage and Ouran High School Host Club. I really like Doctor Who though I’m behind like crazy. I used to be really into Criminal Minds but everyone kept leaving :( I used to binge watch House MD LOL. I watched supernatural for a while, BBC’s Merlin, Sherlock, etc etc

Favorite book/s? OMG MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE IS THE OCTOBER LIST i cant remember who its by but omggggg

Do you have any regrets? uhhh i have a ton from my highschool years. I wish i learned to say ‘no’ and stick to it a lot earlier in life. i also which i hadnt just gone to uni like everyone told me to LOL

Dream job? if someone could pay me to just hang out with some cool animals that’d be awesome

Do you want to get married? depends on the person LOL

Do you want to have children? DOGGOS AND FURRY FRIENDS ONLY

If so, how many? at least 2

Do you like going shopping? indeeeedddd. I love buying things i shouldnt LOL

What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? i used to have these recurring nightmares when i was a kid but i can’t really explain it well LOL most of my nightmares include fighting with my mom and family and stuff like that but every now and then ill have one with a fucking serial killer and its terrifying

What countries have you visited? NO WHERE :’(

Do you believe in miracles? id definitely like to believe they’re real

How are you? BORED. work is so fucking boring rn im dead

TAGGING: @kaytizzle @steveeology @lil-stark @mybabyboytony @evanstudies @kahlanmars @littlemarvelfics AND EVERYONE ELSE :D

#thisisme #learn about me #getting to know me #get to know me #get to know the writer #tadahhhh #tag yourself

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datdeathqueen · 7 years

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Question tag

Thxx @literally-just-yoongi-trash for tagging me!! :D Rules: Answer all the questions, add one of your own and tag as many people as there are questions 1. coke or pepsi? Coke 2. disney or dreamworks? Disney 3. coffee or tea? Tea, i dont drink coffee 4. books or movies? Books! But i love movies too lmao 5. windows or mac? Windows 6. dc or marvel? Marvel! 7. xbox or playstation? PSP lmao so Playstation 8. dragon age or mass effect? I have no idea what both are but there is the word dragon so dragon age? Looks like role play games tho? 9. night owl or early riser? Night owl..if u ever see me up early...nah u wont 10. cards or chess? Im bad at chess (I only know the basics like i can t really play lol) so cards 11. chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate!! 12. vans or converse? Converse, i ve never had vans but they look nice lol 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar? It looks like knights names lmao but idk what it is 14. fluff or angst? BOTH!!!(depending on my mood haha) 15. beach or forest? Both!! But rn i would love to go on a walk in a forest 16. dogs or cats? *Clear throat* PUPPIESSS!!! (But i love cats too lol) 17. clear skies or rain? Clear skies 18. cooking or eating out? Man..i dont cook that often and im not even sure that im good at it but cooking lmao at least i know what i put in there. 19. spicy food or mild food? Mild.. i dont like too spicy food 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? New year (im a rebel deal with it xD) 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? Even if i hate being cold i d rather be a bit too cold than too hot forever lmao 22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be? Flying...do i really need to explain? 23. animation or live action? Live action 24. paragon or renegade? Sorry i may be dumb but idk what are those (maybe video games cause i think i saw paragon on something video game related somewhere at some point?)(i could search...but nah) 25. baths or showers? Showers 26. team cap or team ironman? Team Ironman! 27. fantasy or sci-fi? Fantasy 28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so, what are they? I have WAAYY more than 3 or 4 gOSh its gonna be hard to choose (Does it have to be from books? Or from a known person? Anyways...) "What doesn't kill you make you stronger" -Stronger, Kelly Clarkson "Don't take life so seriously, it's not like you're going to get out alive" -Smart random person somewhere at some point "Those who don't belive in magic will never find it" - Roald Dahl "Sick of crying Tired of trying Yeah i'm smiling But inside i'm dying" - Unknown "Nous naissons tous fous. Quelques-uns le demeurent." - Samuel Beckett (Its in french but it means "We are all born crazy. Some remain so.") Alright enough (BuT I HAVE SO MANY QUOTES THAT I LOVE FROM HARRY POTTER AND MORE AAHHH (stupid lil indesicive hoe that i am) .... "The stories we love best do live in us forever, so whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." - J.K. Rowling (Ok that was the last one!!) 29. youtube or netflix? Youtube.. i used to have netflix...but i prefer youtube and illegality...wait what? 30. harry potter or percy jackson? Harry Potter!!! But i loved PJ too!! 31. when do you feel accomplished? Didnt unlock that level yet, probably never will...not even probably lmao never will... i actually never wanted to start that game that is life...where do i sign off?? 32. star wars or star trek? Meh, star wars but not a huge fan 33. paperback or hardback books? Paperback most of the time 34. horror or rom-com? Rom-com, i HATE horrors 35. tv shows or movies? Movies 36. favourite animal? Unicorns! 37. favourite genres of music? Kpop/HipHop/Pop 38. least favourite book? I dont remember the title (and too lazy to search) but a book i had to read for school eeww 39. favourite season? Summer..tbh all beside winter lmao (unless i could hibernate...) 40. song that’s currently stuck in your head? ...Barbie Girl...dont...dont even ask... 41. what kind of pyjama’s do you wear? A nightgown with a cute penguin on it (dont judge me its so pretty and comfy xD) 42. how many existential crises do you have on an average day? My whole life is an existential crisis my bros...actually it s a joke, my life is a huge ass joke ok good haha i laughed enough now let me die 43. if you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be? Actually i have my whole (well almost all) funerals planned lmao but for the song: The beginning of the cercle of life from Lion King (The BAAASOOWWWEGGNNAAA BABADIBOUSHIBAA...) then a swag transition to AgustD (there is more but lets leave it here im not sure u are ready lol) 44. favourite theme song to a TV show? Hannah Montana? Or Victorious they were catchy lmao 45. harry potter movies or books? BOOKS HOW DARE U EVEN ASK?!?!? 46. you can make your OTP become canon but you’ll forget that tumblr exists. will you do it? It was all fun and games until this. Ugh...wellllll if I forgot tumblr exists my friends wont so they ll remind me... lmaoo then MY OTP (how to cheat on the system 101) 47. do you play an instrument and if so, what is it? I can like....play some BASIC songs on piano.... i aint even good nvm lol i ve been well educated into being an idiot 48. what is the worst way to die? Painfully i guess (im shit i know thx) BUT if u want an example (u asked for it (!!dont read if ur sensitive!!))*Clear throat* *Take a deep breath* By getting ur skin peeled slowly then pouring lemon juice and alcohol on it while cutting ur toes and fingers with a plastic knife. Then, getting ur eyes extracted with bare hands and getting ur vital organs removed one by one from the least vital to the heart. Finally crush it just cause why not :) Also called TORTURE but I had to exemplify it cause you asked :) (please dont be scared of me tho!! Im a nice hoe and NO FREAKING ONE DESERVES THAT!!! Not even the worst criminal!! ) 49. if you could be entirely invisible for a day, what would you do? A lot of things....like walking in underwear outside (i dont like being naked dont judge me) and no one sees me SO HELL YEAH NO SOCIALIZING!! (Im an antisocial lil hoe and hate most humans (not u reading this, i love you lil ball of perfectness :D) 50. What are you planning on doing with your life? What life? Need to have one first which is not gonna happen lmao 51. Favorite Disney movie? Ohh Boiii im a hoe for movies AND Disney...Welll...In the classics i d say Fantasia, Cinderella and Peter Pan (Im still waiting for him to take me to Neverland tho :(). And in the more recent ones i ll go with Tangled, Brave, Frozen, Big Hero 6 and Moana (i only choosed from the animated ones, it s already hard enough like that lol) 52. (My question) Do you believe in aliens? OF COURSE! I mean the earth is a grain of sand on a beach that is the universe lmaoo we cant be alone you lil selfish (jk haha) LMAOO!! I cant tag 52 people...so yea... know what? Im too lazy to tag anyone...just do it if ya want :)

#tag #tagged #question tag #it was funny lol #i love those shits even tho i m freaking indecisive haha #if u ever see this #u re perfect and i love you :)#have a wonderful day #or night #blop

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nostalgiaispeace · 7 years

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On Saturdays, I like to… chilllllll

Where would you like to be a missionary to? somewhere out of the country.

What’s better — toilet paper rolled over top or underneath? over the top.

Which Scooby-Doo character are you most like (Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Velma, the monster, Scrappy?) i don’t know. i never watched it.

If you had to endure one natural disaster (i.e. hurricane, tornado, etc), what would you pick and why? hurricane, because i’ve already been through many so i know what it’s like.

What movie or TV show do you take guilty pleasure in watching? Teen Mom

If you had to describe your day as a traffic sign, what would it be? RED

What traditional stereotype would you classify yourself as? people call me emo so i’ll go with that.

What “group” did you belong to in high school? i was a loner.

If you wrote a book about yourself…what would it be about? probably my struggle with mental illness. If your house were burning down, what would you take and why? my stuffed frog - because it’s the only thing i have left from my Nanny and I can’t sleep without it; Scarlet’s urn - because she’s my baby. RIP

Describe your favorite pair of PJ’s. my grandpa’s PJ pants.

How many handbags do you own? one.

If this were your last day alive, what would you say to your friends? “see yah”

What is your very favorite part of your day? going to bed.

What is your best scar? Tell the story of how you got it. lol best scar?

You win a million dollars, but you have to give half to a charity. Which charity do you pick, and what do you do with the rest of the money? child abuse related charity.

Describe your dream wedding where money is no option. old hollywood

What kind of deodorant do you use? Secret.

If you were a spy what would your alias be? I don’t even know.

Do you have a birth mark? Where? Does it look like anything? yeah, on my ass, i’m not sure because I can’t see it.

You are planning the most awesome dinner party of your life. Which 3 celebrities/historical figures (past or present) would you add to your guest list to keep the dinner talk interesting? Marilyn Monroe, Lana Del Rey, Leonardo DiCaprio

What is your favorite sport, and which team of that sport do you cheer for? gymnastics

Which would you rather have a kiss or a hug? Why? both are nice from Matt because i love him

If you could be a pair of jeans what style would you be? Why? jeggings because they are comfy

You have multiple personalities, describe some of them. that’s really rude.

What is the best thing you have done in your life? i wish i knew.

If you were blind for the rest of your life… what would you miss seeing the most? films and books; the faces of my favorite people.

What household chore do you hate the most? dishes

What is your most disappointing moment in life? none of your business

When have you laughed the hardest? Cried? i don’t know....it’s happened alot?

If you had a “theme song” that played whenever you walk into a room full of people, what would it be? Antivist by Bring Me the Horizon

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? their face?

What time period from the past would you most have liked to live in and why? 1950s. I want to be a house wife and see all of Marilyn’s movies in Theatres and meet her.

What is the best reward anyone can give you? love and support.

If you had a band what would you name it? Screaming Redemption

Do you like fruit? Vegetables? yes; no

What can someone do to encourage you? just say i can do it and it’ll be okay.

If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why? um i dont know.

What was the best thing that happened to you this weekend? the golden globes will be the best thing.

What is your favorite animal? List three adjectives to explain your choice. kitties. fluffy, cute, meows

What is your favorite color? List three adjectives to explain your choice. orange; no

It’s a very hot and muggy day. You desperately want something very cool and refreshing to quench your thirst and revitalize your body. What would you drink — either make your own or store-bought. mtn dew or water.

You discover that the person you’re head-over-heels interested in loves a good homemade & handmade dessert. What will you concoct when you have this person over? brownies and vanilla ice cream.

What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most? my harry potter stuff.

What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own: when you were a child/teenager/now? my stuffed frog

What’s the kindest act you have ever seen done? helping the homeless i guess

If you could have any job in the world, which one would you want? in a band or a criminal psychologist.

What are your best/worst subjects in school and what subjects would you want to learn now? science - worst; psychology - best

What are you most talented at? singing

What is your worst nightmare today? this headache i have

How often do you clean between your toes? every time i shower.

What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught? going pee.

If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick? Inception

If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do? i don’t wanna do that. If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom so that you never had to do it again, what would it be? makeup

You were just given a yacht. What would you name it? Ashley’s Yacht

If you could have been told one thing that you weren’t told when you were a teenager, what would you like to have heard? “it’ll be okay”

You’ve just been hired to a promotions position at Kellog Co. What would you put in a new breakfast cereal box as a gimmick? um...i don’t fucking know.

Just like “Everybody Wang Chung tonight!”, what action would your name be if it were a verb? ..........

Name your favorite song. since i’ve been loving you - zeppelin If you were to get a tattoo, what would it say or what would the graphic be? i want a marilyn portrait eventually and her autograph

If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be and why? If you already play an instrument(s), what do you play and why? piano; it’s pretty

When trick-or-treating as a kid, was there any kind of candy that you didn’t like to get? no. all candy is great.

Why do you live in the Washington DC area? i dont..

What is your favorite memory of Christmases past? dunno

What is the most outrageous thing you’ve done for God? nothing...

If a movie was being made of your life and you could choose the actor/actress to play you, who would you choose and why? Shailene Woodley because apparently we look alike and she’s talented.

Paper or plastic? Paper. What was the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten? unno. squid?

What do you keep in the trunk of your car? junk

When you were in grade school, what did you want to be when you grew up? Why? singer; because i wanted to be

If you owned a CB radio what would your “handle” be? unno

If you were given 24 hrs to live, what would you do? sleep

If you were in the “Miss America” talent competition, what would your talent be? (Note: both guys & gals have to answer this question) singing

What do you think the most ultimate gift of the world is? love

What is your earliest childhood memory? my dad leaving i guess

What was your favorite TV show when you were growing up? i didn’t have one.

If you had one extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it? read.

What CD is in your CD player right now? I don’t have a CD player.

The great theologian Andy Warhol stated that everyone gets 15 minutes of fame. What happened during your 15 minutes? lol myspace

Name the most famous person you’ve had a face to face encounter with. the harry potter cast - mainly Tom Felton

Name your favorite children’s story. don’t have one.

If you could spend 15 minutes with any living person, who would it be and why? Lana Del Rey

What person in the Bible do you most closely identify with? Judas probably.

What article of clothing most closely describes your personality? i’m not sure.

If you were to write a book what would it be about? a memoir

How many rings before you answer the phone? i don’t really answer my phone

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning? "i wanna go back to sleep”

If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it? buy a bookshelf, have a wedding, and move

If you had to, what part of your body would you get pierced? lip

Who was your favorite teacher and why? my first and 4th grade teacher, my criminal psychology professor

What makes you feel the most secure? my apartment

Who do you admire the most? my mom

Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? What was it? yeah; the end of the world.

What was your nickname growing up? Muffins

Who was your hero when you were a child, and what did you do to be like them? Emma Watson. I just dressed like her

Peanut or plain? ummmm

What is your favorite cartoon character & why? Simba; cause

How did you learn to ride a bicycle? my mom taught me i think

Based on something you’ve already done, how might you make it into the Guinness Book of World Records? nothing..

What’s the closest you’ve come to becoming a pop star/winning an Oscar? not close...lol i mean i’ve acted in indi films, student films, and a discovery channel show.

When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it? don’t know

What is your concept of a fruitful day? chilling

What was your favorite thing to play with as a child? Why? my lion king action figures.

If you could be any animal in the world for 24 hours, which animal would you be? Why? hmm a cat or an orca.

Have you ever jumped out of a plane? NO

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be? ignorance

What is your best personal characteristic? dunno

What is your favorite quote? "i am fucking crazy, but I am free”

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? i don’t even know tbh

What is your favorite weird food combination? i dont know?

If you had to be a flower, which one would you like to be and why? Lillies because they are my fav

If you were stranded on a desert island, what three books and three people would you take with you? 3 harry potter books; my mom, matt, amber

My biggest pet peeve is… ignorance

What is your favorite commercial? What commercial annoys you the most? i don’t watch commericals

What’s the most interesting “Ice Breaker” Question you have ever been asked? I dont know

If you could be an ice cream flavor, what would it be? Why? dunno

Name a turning point in your life that makes you smile/cry. moving into my own apartment

If there were a holiday in your honor what would it celebrate? my birth

What clubs were you a member of in High School? Are you still interested in any of the same things? theatre

If you were to be on a reality TV show which one would you be on and why? none.

If you could be anything in the world, what would you be and why? singer.

If someone rented a billboard for you, what would you put on it? my website.

If you had to enter a competition for the “Most Uselessly Unique Talent,” what would your talent be? screaming

If you were a Smurf, what would your name be? -

What is your worst personality characteristic? everything

If you had to be a teacher of something, what would you teach? Psychology

How would you like to be remembered? i don’t care

What is one thing that you constantly think about (other than material things)? bills

What do you like best about your hometown? my mom is there.

Something interesting you might not know about me is… um...i dont really know

#me #survey

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