#I was like girl

[renn-aissance]

So I work fulfillment at a store (getting orders for people who order online) and I picked a batch for someone named Crowley. They must really be going through it because they ordered a lot of items for facials, cherry blossom body spray, tums, jellybeans, and under eye masks.

#good omens #go #I’m not even kidding #I was like girl #Crowley #self care after the divorce #I was bagging the order and was like CROWLEY? #it’s a sign y’all #aziracrow #aziraphel #shitpost #literally almost shit my pants #and the weird thing is normally the names on the labels are in lowercase #this one was in all caps #like hello lol

[4ngel-inc]

you guys i had a dream last night that i quit my grad program and moved out of my beautiful apartment it was literally the worst dream ever !! i'm not kidding i woke up in a cold sweat ( ﾟｏ⌒)

#— misc ୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ #i was like GIRL #WHAT ARE YOU DOING !! #i have this dream every once in a while & i think it's b/c i used to be SUPER impulsive #like before i was on meds i never thought about things i just DID THEM #and i'm so comfy and happy with my life now !! #but i think it's like a warning from my brain like DO NOT go back to that lifestyle you will RUIN IT ALL #for the record i'll never do either of those things :')) #but it's super interesting how our brains work sometimes :x

[femmesandhoney]

To my friend who when i stopped to chat w her when we saw each other on the street, immediately greeted me w "don't look at my hair, if you comment on my hair you're homophobic" i laughed so much and kept laughing the whole way to class 😭

#i was like GIRL #it was so windy out btw thats why

[paladudette]

HELLO everyone my 77 year old coworker nicely demanded to see my sketchbook and she said everything was super cute and very vintage looking and that i was talented. she saw so many boobs.

#she said you shouldn’t be embarrassed i think these drawings look like pinups and are cute…. #i was like GIRL

[jackfuckingtwist]

today my endocrinologist asked me why i had top surgery scars and i didn’t know how to answer i was just like ???? because i had a double mastectomy in august????? and she was like why???? and i was like ??????????

#i was like girl #i know that it says i’m trans in my chart #me.txt

[ktarsims]

Candace felt her anger melt in the face of this utter lack of defiance. “I... it really has been a very stressful few days. Four days ago I never imagined I’d be coming here or even knew that this school existed. Everyone I speak to, practically, has been ‘informing’ me all day about things I don’t know or missed because I wasn’t present for the morning gathering at the school today and I only arrived in town yesterday.”

Olive nodded, “I do think it’s perfectly natural. And please, don’t be offended at my random Edgar Allan Poe quotes. They just slip out sometimes. He’s my favorite author, and I think you bring him to mind because you’re just so lovely. It’s like he said, ‘That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.’ “ Olive gave a slight smile, “Also it IS pretty late and it sounds like you’ve had a lot of stress in the past few days.”

While the compliment was touching, the sympathetic tone threatened to raise Candace’s ire again. ‘I do NOT need your sympathy. I am more than equal to these circumstances.’ She fought to keep her glare from returning, “Oh, that was a quote? I’ve read some Poe, but I’m not intimately familiar with all his works. That’s... thank you. That’s a rare compliment.” She glanced at the window and noticed that it was now full dark outside. “I suppose I should be going soon. Heather mentioned a curfew.” Olive rolled her eyes, “Yes, I think it’s rather silly, but they do seem keen on enforcing it ‘for our own good’. You should get some rest. I’ll see you at school tomorrow?”

Candace nodded as she looked back at Olive, who was holding the door open for her, “Yes. And this time, I’ll be there ON TIME.” Olive smiled, “Toodleoo then! See you in the morning!”

#ts3 #sims3 #screenshots #starrybeginnings #moonlightfalls #candacemiranae #candaceteen #ts3 witch #ts3 supernatural #olivewithers #sim by treasonandplot #candace almost went into accusing her of a diva again #I was like GIRL #and sent her home #I was shocked Olive wasn't mad at her the first time #I think this might be Candace's new bestie #She even responded positively to Candace's bragging

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on. #double shot

[sweaty-confetti]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT” #I guarantee she’d hate it nontheless #just saying that the way some of y’all treat fat guys is seriously disgusting #and a lot of em end up falling down the incel and rightwing pipelines because of it #fatphobia #antimasculism #fatphobes #male fatphobia #transandrophobia #anti transmasculinity

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc) #also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[pierog]

#i want a girl version of grindr more than anything #why dont we do messages like this #HSHDH #this is an opening msg my flatmate received #grindr #lgbt #gay #elden ring #soulsborne

[werewolf-transgenderism]

terfs celebrating that the international chess federation has banned trans women from competing in women's FIDE competitions, because it's sooooooo feminist to argue that women are so biologically inferior and nowhere near as smart as men and thus can't play chess on the same level. girl that's not feminism that's literally just misogyny

#this.... jeopardy.... like girl you are arguing that you are biologically not as smart as someone assigned male at birth..... #terfs are like 'feminism is when I say women are stupid and weak but in a trans exclusionary way' #it's CHESS you only use your BRAIN it's a STRATEGY GAME

[nooling]

LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality

EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #karlach #bg3 #Karlach 'I could kiss his pointy little face' cliffgate #karlach cliffgate #karlach bg3 #bg3 fanart #my art #I discovered CSP is a lot better than PS for animating #consistent artsyle? I don't know her #I just like their vibes #they seem like they'd be there for each other #maybe karlach just wanted someone to talk at her about absolute nonsense while she processes her own mortality bc that girl needs some help #I JUST REALLY LIKE THESE TWO

[stuckinapril]

i don't think people really understand what's happening in gaza. with each passing day that sees more and more palestinians dead, it's becoming easier and easier for those in the west to perceive them as nothing more than a statistic. they might engage w the occasional palestine post, sure, but it's just as easy to scroll right past that moments later w no real outrage for the genocide retained.

it's vital to stay reminded that palestinians who are with us today won't be with us tomorrow. it's happening every second of every minute of every hour, and it's relentless. somewhere in gaza a little girl is losing her mother, a little boy is watching his siblings bleed to death, elderly people are infirm with starvation and illness, palestinian women and girls are being sexually assaulted and kept in cages, fathers are leaving tents to find food for their families and not coming back. this is all happening right now, and it's a direct result of the west's complacency. it's a direct result of their not seeing arabs as people worth saving.

it might be hard to compute as a westerner, but this is real. don't let your privilege blind you to your humanity.

#palestine #gaza #israel #it really dawned on me that westerners do struggle w the basic feeling of caring. and this is coming from an arab girl who's also american #i see it firsthand all the time. and i'm like how. how could you. but they could

[variksel]

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

#sorry but genuinely sometimes i feel like we live in a fucking dystopia #i get ads of chat bots designed to look like cute girls who will listen to your problems and it. god #its so unbelievably strange in some indescribable way #how am i supposed to explain that the word unalive makes me want to tear my hair out #vent #rant #idk

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell