#I was overwhelmed by the options so I cheated jskhgdf

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

So, top 5 Can quotes, if you want to.

NOOOO THIS IS TOO HARD. He’s too quotable and too funny for me to narrow down, so I’m just gonna pick 5 random scenes of his that I love cause I personally find every single one of his scenes just precious 

#5. His two-way conversation about Tin liking him 

I can’t pick a single line, this entire bit is just GOLD. Can just has a full ass conversation with himself, going back and forth (with himself???) about how Tin has feelings for him fjghdfk comedy gold honestly 

#4. The entire bit where he thinks Pond was going to lend him Iron Man 

He’s baby 

#3. I’m Alert! 

This is like the closest thing he has to a catchphrase and I love it dhjfgjkd 

#2. Can’s 'Don’t Get Feelings’ Monologue 

I just LOVE this bit where he yells at himself not to get feelings for Tin djhffg it’s the CUTEST 

#1. Staring Contest 

This scene/line is the exact moment I fell in love and decided Can would be my adopted son, so ofc this line gets #1 placement  

#I was overwhelmed by the options so I cheated jskhgdf #I seriously love like... 90% of his scenes #it's a problem #I'm such a Can stan ugh #love by chance #lbc #lbc can #thaibl #merlination #TCTop5