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kpoptrashxo · 5 years

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They think their girlfriend is pregnant but she isn’t

Genre: fluff

A/n: I say this about every post but I did really enjoy this one! Thanks to the anon that requested it!

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Disclaimer: this story is purely fictional and not based off of real life events

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Jin/Kim Seokjin:

Jin paced around all afternoon waiting for you to get home. As you walked through the door he immediately greeted you. “Oh wow someone’s eager to see me” you laughed. He didn’t even give you the chance to hug or kiss him. He pulled you over the sofa and you sat down. “Jinnie what’s all this for?” You we’re confused as to why he was acting strange.

“Okay listen (y/n)”. He got down on one knee. In front of you. Your face was beyond the point of confusion now. You tried to speak up to ask what was going on but he just silenced you. “I want to do what’s best for both you and our child...” his hand placed on your belly.

“Woah hold up there solider” you removed his hand off your belly. “What child?” You questioned.

“Wait what?” His face was just as confused as yours.

“You were going to propose to me because you thought I was pregnant?” You laughed. “I’m not pregnant what made you think that?”

“Oh well... you’ve been walking around holding your belly, and you look like you’ve got a little bump”. He furrowed his brows in confusion. You couldn’t help but laugh.

“Jin no. I’ve had awful bloating this week. I’m due my period next week”. Your laughing got even louder and Jin’s fave grew red with embarrassment.

“Oh god” Jin simply joined in laughing his own mistake.

Suga/Min Yoongi:

“Hi handsome” you shouted as you walked through the door closing it behind you. No answer. “Yoongi??” You shouted again. Even if he was asleep he would’ve heard you, woken up and sleepily wondered through to the living room to greet you. As you walked into the kitchen you saw a note on the counter top.

It read, ‘sorry for being such a coward’. You were utterly confused as to why Yoongi had left this for you and what he meant by it. You quickly got your phone out and dialled his number. No answer. You tried again, and again and again. He finally picked up after calling him for the fifth time.

“What’s this note here for? Get your ass back home and explain this to me” you hung up not giving him a chance to answer or even argue with you.

Half an hour later he came walking through.

“Hi” his voice quietly echoed through the hallway.

“What’s going on?” You questioned as he sat down on the sofa next to you.

“(Y/n).. I know you’re pregnant”. Your eyes widened.

“Well I’d like to know how you know this information because I can tell you for a fact I’m not” Yoongi’s face was more confused than you’d ever seen it.

“But I found a pregnancy test in the trash”. His voice of full of confusion, and fear. You sighed.

“Oh my god that’s my sisters. She did the test here because she wants to surprise her fiancé”. Yoongi let out a huge sigh as you gently laughed.

“Oh thank fuck. I was not ready for that responsibility just yet”.

J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:

“(Y/n)?” Hobi gently said your name walking into the room and sitting on the bed next to you. You simply looked up at him feeling too sick to say anything. He sighed. “I’m not ready to be a dad”. Despite the horrible feeling in your stomach you bolted up and looked at him with wide eyes.

“What? Do you think I’m pregnant?” You asked in shock.

“Well... yes” Hoseok paused for a second. “You’ve been puking a lot these past couple of days, and we didn’t use a condom a month or so ago and I sort of assumed that you were?” There was a look of fear and confusion in his eyes. You laughed.

“Baby you’ve got nothing to worry about, I’ve got food poisoning. Simple as. I went to a restaurant that has a lot of mixed reviews with (y/bf/n) the other day, and the food wa-...” you couldn’t even get the rest of the sentence out as even the thought of how horrible the food was made you want to vomit.

“Oh I’m so stupid” Hobi sighed and flopped down on the bed next to you his cheeks turning pink from embarrassment. A small laugh escaped your mouth. You laid back down and cuddled into him.

“I don’t have any plans on getting pregnant any time soon. Don’t worry”. Hobi smiled and planted a kiss on the top of your head.

RM/Kim Namjoon:

Namjoon knew that you always kept a box of tampons on top of the toilet tank, so when he’d noticed that the empty box hadn’t been replaced he started to panic. He was too young to be a dad and he definitely wasn’t ready due to being away so often. He spent the whole day trying to figure out what to do.

He was sat on the sofa next to you tapping his hand on his leg repeatedly. “Joonie can you stop tapping it’s annoying as hell”. You asked focused on the TV.

“Are you pregnant?” He blurted out. You choked on your own breath.

“No? What made you think that”. You rested your hand on his knee.

“Well... the box of tampons in the bathroom hadn’t been replaced and I just sort of jumped to conclusions”. He looked you in the eye. You let a sigh and smiled.

“I’ve started new birth control and I don’t get periods anymore. I told you this babe”. You laughed. His head fell into his hands and he began laughing.

“Oh my god I forgot”. You both went into hysterics at just how forgetful Namjoon was.

Jimin/Park Jimin:

A sigh came escaped Jimin’s lips as you and him were sat cuddling first thing in the morning. “What’s up handsome?” You asked cuddling even closer to him.

“I don’t know how to say this” you pulled away a little and looked up at him. A small sense of panic flowed through you. “How long have you known?”

“Known what?” The panicked feeling grew stronger. Jimin looked down at you.

“That you’re pregnant. You don’t have to hide it anymore”. He gently smiled at you.

“Jimin I’m not pregnant. Why would you think that?”

“Well for the past couple of days you were really moody and I remember seeing a pregnancy test box in the trash can in the bathroom”. Jimin looked up at the ceiling. “I think Jungkook was with me at the time”.

“Babe, I was moody because my boss dumped loads of work on me again, Jungkook didn’t come over the other and I’ve never brought a pregnancy test in my life”. You were so confused as to where all this had come from. Jimin suddenly bursted out laughing. “What’s so funny?” You laughed along with him.

“It was a dream I had the other night”. Jimin’s laughter was now uncontrollable and you couldn’t help but laugh along with him.

“Park Jimin you complete fool”.

V/Kim Taehyung:

You’d walk into the bedroom to see Tae sat on his laptop. You sat down on the bed next to him, and snuggled into the side of him. After a quick glance at his laptop you’d look see him looking at baby furniture. “Who’s pregnant?” You’d ask looking closer at the screen.

“Good one babe” Tae chuckled continuing to scroll through the website.

“No seriously. Who’s pregnant?” You looked up at Tae.

“You?” He looked at you, slightly confused.

“I’m not. Where did you get that idea from?” You sat up straight and looked at Tae. He shot you a confused look.

“I used your laptop earlier as mine was dead and you were looking at baby clothes. Did I jump to conclusions?”

“A little bit yes” you giggled. “I’m not pregnant Tae. My cousin is. She found out a few weeks ago”.

“Oh god. I think I got a bit excited. I just can’t wait to start a family with you” Tae started to blush, and your heart skipped a beat.

“Tae you’re such a sweetie, but we’re not even married. We’d not be ready for a baby yet” you smiled at him.

“I suppose. I just love you lots and can’t imagine life without you now” his boxy grin made an appearance, and you couldn’t help my smile back at him.

Jeon Jungkook/Jungkook:

You’d walked in from a night with your best friend too see Jungkook sat on the sofa staring into space. “Hi Kookie”. You sat down on the sofa next to him. He didn’t even flinch. “Jungkook?” You questioned tapping him on the shoulder. He didn’t look at you but he spoke up.

“The pregnancy test”. His voice had never been so monotone.

“What are you talking about?” You asked. A confused look growing on your face. Jungkook quickly turned his head to look at you. His eyes still wide.

“I saw a pregnancy test in the shopping bag when getting the juice earlier and I assumed it was yours. Are you pregnant? Are we gonna have a baby? Am I the dad? I’m too young to be a dad. I’m only 21” Jungkook stumbled on his words. He had so many questions.

“Guess I’ve got to be honest with you” you sighed. Jungkooks eye’s got even wider. “I thought I was pregnant. My period was late, so I went a got a pregnancy test. I was going to take it to find out if I was or not, but my period came”. You looked down at your feet. Jungkook let out a huge sigh and his face relaxed

“Oh my god. I was not ready for the responsibility of a baby”.

“Neither was I, but I’m sure we would’ve worked something out” you assured him.

“I love you (y/n)” he stated taking you in his arms.

“I love you too Jeon Jungkook”.

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trashy-bowtie · 2 years

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Y'all if I may, I'm gonna rant about something real quick. So one of my coworkers got tested for covid and came back positive on Monday. (She had been out on Thursday and we had Friday thru Sunday off) and then one of my other coworkers whose usually up front with the other coworker called out sick today. No prob. Sounded more like food poisoning or a stomach bug. No problem, I was sent to be up front and so I wore a mask, gloves, disinfected everything like doorknobs, toilet seat handles, sink handles, countertype, phones, computers, chairs, filing cabinets, even the money I disinfected. Well I work full time so about halfway through my shift (maybe a little over halfway) I go to the bathroom and check my phone.

My roommate had texted our friends group chat (me, him, my bf who also lives with us, and like 4 or 5 of our other friends) saying he tested covid positive and was showing symptoms last night. Now you see, I was mad because he didn't send a text or call me personally to tell me that I might be covid exposed (thus putting my coworkers and the customers in danger. For reference I'm the youngest person at my job so most of them are considered high risk one way or another) and so I read the group chat message an hour after he sent it.

Got sent home after disinfecting everything I touched and the phones again (cuz we had just had lunch so I had my mask off for that and hadn't put new gloves on yet plus would pull down my mask to talk via phone). Called my dad, told him the situation, which I was worried cuz I had taken a hit off my roommates vape on like Monday and we think he got exposed on Sunday.

Mention he should've given me a courtesy call since he hadn't really been around the friends in the group chat anyway, and then went through the days where he might've been exposed. My boyfriend was busy getting rapid tested. I asked how he was feeling and you know what he said?

That he was mad he was gonna be missing a party tonight cuz he hates missing parties cuz he made the commitment and it makes him feel left out and lonely. Are you fucking kidding me? Mans has covid and is salty about being left out at a party?!

Also for reference he goes to college online, doesn't have a job cuz his dad pays for the rent and gives him an allowance basically, he's like 6 years older than me, and so he doesn't have to worry about missing work (like me and my bf has to), doesn't have student loans to be paid right this second (like me), and who also doesn't have to recover from his mental illness ruining his life for like 3 months (like me who went into financial ruin that I'm just now recovering from cuz yay bipolar, depression, anxiety, and 3 personality disorders plus my cat of 15 years unexpectedly needing to be put down because of cancer exactly a year after my other cat of like 9 years died). So I can't afford to miss work right now and he didn't give me a courtesy text/call and then is unconcerned about everything except a party and being left out. What the fuck? Like I don't care if anyone is irresponsible, but it messes with me hella plus I have severe anxiety when it comes to getting illness (I have trauma from when I was 6 and got an illness and almost died. Not high risk cuz it was strep but it was in my ankle and I could've died if I waited longer to go to the hospital) cuz I get scared I'm gonna have an illness and die so I'm having even more stress put on me now. (I have chronic stress, I'm always at like a 9 resting on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest and most people being at a 2 or 3 resting so my level is like detrimental aka not functioning for most people)

I feel entitled for bitching about this, but I don't have anyone to vent to. Especially since I'm housebound. On the bright side my boyfriend tested Negative, so I'll just have to wait it out and see.

Also my roommate and I and all my coworkers are fully vaccinated but no boosters for most of us yet, my boyfriend is not which he had covid back in may/June. Also my roommate doesn't really wear masks when out and we think he got it when he did karaoke at a bar on Sunday, but he's been out every day this week except Monday so we dunno yet. He also doesn't wash his hands 😒

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