#I was trying to twerk

[yuzusern]

Tune in to BL TV’s newest show featuring your favorite soccer players twerking for a day out of Blue Lock!

Releases mid September! Don’t miss it!

#merchandise news #isagi yoichi #bachira meguru #kunigami rensuke #chigiri hyoma #barou shouei #nagi seishiro #Mikage Reo #itoshi rin #blue lock #when merch department took fan service to 120 percent #actual merch #Lavinho had something to do with this #Bachira too #Otoya side eyes but internally dies laughing #I want to see Ego and Noa try and watch them actually succeed #Sae recording Rin twerking and making fun of him even when they’re 80

[sweetest-honeybee]

I am a professional artist

#I’m trying to do some fucking dance moves for scar don’t ask why but oh my GOD I was wheezing for a few minutes #twerks in how bad can I be #my art #wip #art wip

[xhanisai]

🪐🍬🌿

Why hello there bby <3333

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

I discovered how delicious biscoff spread is in coffee and have been a huge fan since then.

I realised I'm quite decent at drawing lace so I'm excited to incorporate that in future drawings.

I've made some progress in my ML horror fic.

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

Ahhhh this is gonna piss off a lot of ML fans BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

Kagami is NOT a good friend to Marinette imho. The fandom severely overlooks her actions and attitude from the end of s4 to the whole of s5 and it leaves a bad taste in my mouth because they were waiting for Alya to do all that instead 💀. I will leave it at that cos I've already ranted all about it last year LOL.

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

I NEED ADVICE COS I'M CONSTANTLY STRUGGLING WITH IT LOLOLOL.

But if I were to think of some tips, doing other creative things like drawing or playing music can help with writer's block.

Also, when writing you should first get the main parts written down. It doesn't matter if it's messy, full of terrible grammar and spelling, etc. Get it down. You can neaten it all up during the editing stage.

Oooh- I like to write on Discord first and have my friends read it. It can be really encouraging and give you dopamine at the same time!

Thank you for the ask MWAH MWAH <33

#my asks #i do try to keep my unpopular opinions regarding beloved characters in the fandom to myself #but unpopular opinions about unpopular characters? I WILL BE INSUFFERABLE AF #if it werent for adhd i'd have already animated buff gabriel twerking

[crozaqe]

why don't clothes fit me the way they do on a skinny cis guy (<- isn't a skinny cis guy)

#being trans masc is so frustrating because i forget i got the level 1000 gyatt #go forth and find a beautiful trans woman bodily curves of mine #i have so many cool pants that would give away im kweer if i wore them not because they're from alt fashion subcultures #but because my ass and thighs and hips are too femme apparently?!?!? #when will people stop associating allat with women or something #my cis male friends have the biggest fucking asses for some reason AND THEY KEEP ON TWERKING INFRONT OF ME WHEN IM MINDING MY BUSINESS #no but *im* the female and a girl apparently #i wanna go out in tight fitting clothes until i realise i actually have a female body like whatttt #ain't that crazy #im not saying those bodily attributes are inherently femme or indicators of being a girl or a female cause just. no #im just saying that many people think that way #and it's hard trying to be perceived as masc while trying to dress the way i want to #'why do you care about how others perceive you?' because being perceived as a girl makes me feel bad like what #its different from your personality being perceived differently #im aware my gender is something i define but i can also want others to perceive me as a guy too #i cant change the minds of everybody but in the end i still am a masc identifying person and i want people to easily identify me as one #transphobes and people who blatantly refuse to perceive me as one is something else entirely #and if adhering to the binary gender norms is how i can be validated in my gender then so be it #because gender is a social construct and mine is affirmed and solidified through social interaction #other trans people wont do what i do. others do. that's fine. gnc trans people are fucking sick /pos #but unfortunately i do not have it in me to NOT care about how others perceive my gender #because it matters a lot to me and being perceived as a girl hurts

[cannibalismyuri]

the irony of the asexual being the most sexy to the sexyback dance competition. bro why can i twerk well this is 😭😭

#never Tried so. first time twerking and like apparently im a pro #also asexuality aside sexyback is such a bop the sheer Nostalgia ooh #'i'll let u whip me if i misbehave' i Won't but i'll make u believe it by the way i was dancing holy shit #'it's just that no one makes me feel this way' yeah so true. nobody does <3 #it was a try not to dance challenge and i was doing So Good until single ladies sexyback and anaconda came on. #and that's so funny 2 me bc everything described in those songs is nothing i want . Gurl Help #sara says

[lovedazai]

https://pin.it/2mb0bg122

:3

AAH POOR SIGMA T^T

#valentines #btw dazai does not have the butt to twerk like that #i speak from personal experience #(broke my hand trying to smack his butt)

[hibiscuswolverine]

Pop music would really benefit by becoming dance-pop and electronic-pop type pop songs again. You can barely dance to any of these pop songs now, you can only sit and visualize because they’re slower and more generic sounding.

#like pls I cannot dance in the club to the shit we have now. #who wants to try and twerk to Taylor swift or drivers license

[hazelelel]

hi please tell me about your OCs or I guess your favorite pretty please ok thanks bye

I actually don't have many active ocs atm.

-I do have this Harry Potter oc named Jackson that, long story short, was a chaos gremlin muggle that accidentally found Hogwarts and his only power was being immune to the obliviate spell (having his mind wiped) so all the magical folk were forced to keep him around and he eventually becomes a teacher. He does shit like wander into the forest and come back covered in pink glittery hair and someone is like "Is that highly valuable, highly rare unicorn hair???" and he'll be like "Oh you mean that weird horse I found in the woods? yeah idk maybe." He introduces Dumbledore to Kdramas and phonk and Snape to fancy light up ballpoint pens and MCR.

-I had another oc named Gray that was really odd because they ended up being named the Creature of Limbo, not quite human or magical or anything, just unsettlingly connected to this sort of liminal space forest and had some other weird horror stuff happen with a string of fate and abomination flowers which symbolized their soul and yada yada...

-Had an oc pair named Goose and Lynx. Lynx was a shapeshifter and a bastard. Goose was their sister and like secretly a teeny weeny bit evil. I really enjoyed writing her because one of her lines is "Arguably the most Slytherin thing a Slytherin can do is to not be in Slytherin..."

(A little extra lore) Lynx creates a new spell that can be cast from anywhere in the body and invents a move called ✨The Claps of Magic✨ where both Lynx and Goose stand back to back, handspring backwards, and land with both their feet on one another in handstands so that they can both wall twerk off of one another.

^^ here is an crappy sketch so i look less insane

they do this when they are threatened with the consequences of their actions

ummm...

-Had a Criminal Minds oc who was Spencer Reids cousin named Flute and he was an amputee (had his leg lobbed off by a serial killer who he ends up killing later). He helps the team for a bit. His leg lights up so like, "Hey Flute, mind turning off the leg?" "Why?" "I can't see the blood splatters when your leg is making everything look like a gay rave." He sometimes hits people with it and when he does, it plays the Seinfeld theme (and other rage inducing fight appropriate songs).

-Another oc named Foil that was in love with this guy, basically an unrequited love story, but then throw in some magic and it centers around this Cult of the White Shadow. They are a group of people trying to live forever through time magic (they believe that erasing parts of your own past tricks the time continuum into making you live longer. It doesn't). Foil finds out if they go through with this ritual that basically time will collapse which is NOT GREAT and she tries to stop them. She arrives on the scene and as a last resort throws herself into the time sigil to stop it and gets mega cursed™. The cult is stopped but she is screwed as she is wiped from history and forgotten (damn time magic). Forgotten Foil would be her nickname lol. She is my angst oc because she's always like "WhY shOuld i livE iF nOOne KnOwS WhO I Am wAhH-" ~~(🎶they call me mr forgettable 😩🫠🎶)~~

anyways imma stop there because that's a lot already even if I have a few more tucked away. most of these are not in active use and are pretty fluid because I can't make a concrete decision for shit

Thanks for the ask :)

#word vomit #my ocs #harry potter #criminal minds #just my ramblings #they are chaos #do not try to wall twerk off of your friend in real life you will kick them in the groin trust me #i regret this being so long i apologize

[createacamillahect]

camilla hect that can twerk (what the fuck!)

#don't ask me if i can twerk the answer is no i've been trying to since 2019 #tlt #cam #camilla hect

[mudstoneabyss]

Carlos is smart and hot and cool but it's very important to recognize that he's also incredibly cringe fail. if your Carlos is suupperrr smart&hot&cool I recommend taking a step back and making him lamer. I also recommend making him moreso if you already make him him lame

#its why i think he uses reddit and blows money on game microtransactions #Carlos T Scientist is out there trying and failing to twerk in front of his screen showing his #number one victory royale in a tiktok #and hes still so sexually irresistible doing it. hope this helps #wtnv #joyousposting

[leatherbookmark]

ootd features the words "black dress" in its lyrics and people are like oh! this is a reference to another group's song, "black dress"!

i'm unwell.

#shrimp thoughts #also 'you people just Don't Understand' part 2: apparently there will be Part Two. just like with gee idle's allergy and queen/card #which. lol. apparently 'when allergy came out people were shocked because the it was basically 'if you're ugly tough shit just get a #surgery' but once queen/card came out everything was clear!' and like. how was it clear. what was clear. #one song is 'boo hoo i'm so ugly i hate looking at myself in the mirror and no one likes me i should get plastic surgery' #and the other is like 'ya hoo i'm so hot and sexy i'm like these two western celebrities!!!! i'm so cool i'm twerking on the runway' #kp/op kinda sucks balls in that it's like.... musical equivalent of tjlc crossed with marvel. it's basic ass pop made to sell except with a #faux deep garnish. and sometimes the garnish stands on its own! like if you take guerrilla it's clear that there's actually no deeper or #more detailed philosophy behind it. it's not really n.o where the 'rebellion' was actually supposed to be against something concrete #it's like. we want to feel! we don't want... not to feel! but the sound and visuals are strong enough that you don't mind it #like fuck yeah the lads are staging a revolution now! and now they're outlaws in a western! sort of! and now it's alice in wonderland! #but v often the companies actively make use of the fact that kp/op stans will obsessively look for Depth and Serious Themes in their #cultural reset slaying sotys. a girl looks at a butterfly? oh the song is about having an identity crisis like in that one poem about a guy #dreaming about being a butterfly. it's actually very deep and you can see it was all planned because there was a little butterfly icon #above the tracklist. and the fans get so attached to their headcanons theories and interpretations that they don't stop for a second #to check if there was anything in the 'text' in the first place #remember that one magritte post? this is also how kp/op stans interpret things. she wears a blue dress here and blue is the color of summer #and summer is when you have holidays and don't have to go to school! so by this blue dress she's trying to say that you should love #yourself and strive to be the best version of yourself by embracing your hobbies and extracurricular interests. this is so genius 😭

[ineffabledorkshipper]

Prequel dropped and honestly I have no energy to watch it... But did they seriously have to put in the shot where we met him in season 4?

#look I get it youre desperate for money #so you try and bait us fans #ahem #again #to watch it hoping to see him again #when we all know he's in super mega hell sadly twerking his ass off into the void #like Im all for fishing for clowns and all but this time we can see the damn bait #but this is just a pathetic way to save your streaming service and in making profit #destiel #spn #supernatural #jensen ackles #misha collins #dean winchester #castiel #dean x castiel #castiel x dean #casdean #deancas

[kyuala]

sometimes im like.. super anxious posting stuff abt my faith bc of the way i live but at the same time... if u cant accept that part of me u cant accept me period

#like that is such an important part of who i am like God really is everything to me #and no amount of 'unconventional stuff for Christians' will ever change that #yes i smoke yes i drink yes i swear yes i party yes i twerk yes i hook up w strangers regularly including women #and that has literally nothing to do w anybody else thats between me and God #and we're good and where we're not i'll work on that #sorry just had to rant a lil bit bc im tired of being put in this box by both my fellow believers n my non-religious peers #it gets TIRING. its exhausting being a stereotype. try being nice and treating other ppl like actual complex human beings maybe #mari.txt #couple disclaimers i do not condone doing any of those things in excess im not crazy #also i personally do not believe same-sex relationships are a sin this is just an example of stuff ppl say are not for Christians #ive heard it from both sides that u cant be a person of faith and lgbtq+ and its fucking exhausting #i got so much guilt you'd think im Catholic #religion tw #ig? let me know

[enchanting-violet]

NOOO WHY DID ICE SPICE THINK THAT HAVING A MINOR TWERKING IN HER VIDEO IN FRONT OF LIQUOR STORES AND GROWN MEN AND WOMEN WAS OKAY

Huuuhhh i really need a moment to think abt this (I just need an explanation bc I actually really liked ice spice)

Update: apparently anyone could come to the music video, but also why didn’t her team check the age??? Idk but the people defending it are still delusional bc what do you mean “y’all are jealous” jealous of a minor sexualizing herself, girl bye!

#enchanting chats ❥ #the way ppl were trying to defend it tho #“oh i did way worse when I was younger #shut yo old ass up and face the facts #like you are not outside you are 16 #go twerk when there ain’t cameras and grown men

[biolums]

everytime i go to use a reaction pic. i scroll through my folder of them and see him everytime,,,, have yet to. somehow. use him as a reaction pic but i just.! hes there!!!!

#if anyone knows the creator of this pic. i need them to know they changed my life… #for the better…. #anyways gonna try and find the changbin one where hes like . twerking on a minecraft pig #jace.txt #minho

[seriouslyseresin]

i would pay so much money to see the dagger squad and their dance moves when super freak by nicki minaj comes on

#rooster would try to twerk and you cannot tell me otherwise #phoenix would break out the sprinkler #and then proceed to teach rooster how to actually twerk #hangman would already know how to twerk bc mans has a fatty #payback and fanboy would have a duo routine already choreographed #bob would just vibe it out like it would start as just him bobbing his head #and then the next thing you know he’s doing the mf running man #anyways i think this song cured my depression #the dagger squad #top gun maverick #g talks