#I will ducking die

[cephalonheadquarters]

Im going to disappear off the face of the earth someday unannounced

#CAN THEY DIE. #I ALMOST PRESSED POST BEFORE TYPIJG EVERYTHING I HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK GOODBYE. #Err uhhh uhh #hmm #daffy duck #bugs bunny #vocaloid #😭😐 #LET ME HAVE FUN #looney tunes #my art #baffy

[dungeons-and-dictions]

Fallen Snake

Risen Snake

Cinnamon roll snakes

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #Lucifer #sir pentious #Hazbin Lucifer #hazbin sir pentious #cuteee #cinnamon roll #I just want to hug them #i would die for them #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel spoilers #short duck daddy

[dhmis-autism]

listened to The Bradys and thought about duck again you all know what that means

#dhmis #dhmis duck #me art #it MEANS i start thinking about duck and forced domesticity and we are a family arent we and sheer delusion #and 1950s wife getups and mixing all that shiny plasticity with the gore and wet felt of the dhmis world #AND i make a reference to Pearl ( the movie) :] #it just KEEPS HAPPENING... I JUST KEEP THINKING OF THAT DAMN BIRD #Anyways. putting this on Art That Makes No Fucking Sense unless you Know Me #and if this makes no sense to u well guess u dont know me :p #[SCREAMING AND CLENCHING MY FISTS] I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR LADY!!!!! YOUR PERFECT MISS BRADY!!!!!!!! #my duck art is just gonna keep getting nicher and nicher until i die

[frownyalfred]

hello. I’m going to say it because apparently a lot of DC creators on TikTok won’t.

You’re a valid fan even if you don’t read the comics. 100%.

And you don’t owe anyone an explanation on what you choose and don’t choose to read from canon/fanon.

#that’s the sound of me grinding my teeth if you can’t tell #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #tiktok #I will die on this hill #fans deserve to enjoy canon and fanon #no one is superior #they’re different #also DC canon is so ducked and unwelcoming to new readers so take a chill pill #if you think getting into comics makes you a better dc fan you’re wrong #it’s not better or worse #it’s just different perspectives #and everyone deserves to belong in this fandom!!!!

[melonsap]

Google is getting progressively, frustratingly more useless.

#it's the ai. you cannot use ai on such a grand scale. humans can't moderate it and iron out the problems #i search 'do feathers protect birds from heat' hoping my ducks are not wearing fluffy parkas in 90+ degree weather #and all i get are 'feathers help protect them from the cold by making a pocket of air!' #i know this. i do not care. will my ducks get heat stroke. #'they're cold hardy!' die #negative salt

[adobe-outdesign]

I’ve heard a bunch of people say that Duck should get a “revelation” of his own, seeing as Red Guy got his in the original short films and Yellow Guy got his in the TV series. However, this tends to overlook the fact that he actually already had his realization at the end of DHMIS 5—he just happened to die before anything could actually come of it. And the entire reason he has that moment of clarity

is because Red Guy was gone. and he missed him

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #duck guy #bird guy #red guy #dont hug me im scared #dhmis series #outdesign posts things #for the record I'm totally up for him getting to shatter reality at least once and not die immediately I just thought I'd toss this out #shipping aside messing around with their little family unit really upsets him a lot #greatest hits

[catilinas]

if i could be bothered. a fucked up horses of antiquity bracket contest would be funny

#that one king’s horses that are human flesh? #bucephalus probably. horse of seius. caesar’s Toe horse. caligula’s horse #various ducked up horses from the alexander romance. the horses at the end of the world. the robot horses that breathe fire or whatever #THE TROJAN HORSE. #achilles’ horse that speaks Once to tell him he’s totally going to die #the horse sacrifice from the lefkandi burial #maybe more!!!!!! #i’m not a horse girl (gn) btw i promise. i used to have nightmares about horses with human hands #all over their bodies instead of hair. the fingers constantly moving. augh #evil ancient horse #beeps

[bumblingbabooshka]

St Voyager Memes: New Year Same Guys

#I will die on the hill that Tuvok is not a dad or father figure to like any of the crew except for Kes #because they're all adults - if he had to parent them I think he'd be irritated by it. #But kids??? Tuvok is scooping them up. #he had four of them he was mama ducking it around for who knows how long <3 #st voyager memes #st voyager #Maybe B'Elanna's the bad boy with a heart of gold and also the nerdy girl who hunkymcdreamy would NEVER ask to the dance

[bonefall]

speaking of. would cats like Blackclaw and Greenflower and other members TigerClan fandom be sent to Dark Forest? or have a trial? or would they somehow repent enough in life during Mistystar's regin (im pressing x to doubt that though)?

i want Stonefur, Primrosepaw and Pikepaw to personally roundhouse kick Blackclaw, but i can understand if they would want to stay away from him too (at least the kids. Stonefur should be the first to throw.. a stone.)

A lot of them are going to get recruited, even if they may have won a trial. Those who die in the WindClan Civil War willl get damned immediately; StarClan is FURIOUS that trecherous rebels in other Clans tried to take advantage of the political situation.

Mudclaw the Hypocrite, who accuses Onestar of being a puppet of outside influences, promised power to a RiverClan warrior in exchange for mercenaries to brutalize his own Clanmates. HELL! Hell for ALL of them!

Those that survive probably don't have enough time to make up for it. They would also have been supportive of TigerClan, so they're earmarked already. Even those who didn't throw their weight behind the Civil War have quite the tally of sins to manage.

(And... at least one of them, I'm unsure of who, were involved in the "disappearences" of Primrosepaw and Pikepaw. Whoever they are, StarClan will not hold a trial nor send a fetcher. They can find their own way to the Dark Forest, without even a Sharing of Stars to fix their mortal wounds.)

Also for the record let me just clarify something; StarClan judges based on if you are "worthy" of joining them. They do rule in neutral-favor for an unremarkable warrior, but if your life is enough of a question to trigger a Trial at all, you are guilty until proven innocent.

More specifically, "unworthy" until proven worthy. StarClan Trials are not held with "fairness" as a value.

#Duckfur is probably going to be fine though #Xey're persuasive and live the rest of xeir life in 'repentance'. #(Not really repentance but the political tide changes and it's no longer the most convenient option to support Thistle Law) #(But xey sure can make a good enough case to pass it off as such) #I like Ducky lmao. #Though I can absolutely see xem being tempted to join the civil war... #Not as readily as xeir sister Green though. Green is just waiting for an excuse to stab kill murder #Duck meanwhile is thinking about how fuckint awful life under Tiger was and calculating what the best way to Not Die Horribly is #Better bones au #BB!TNP

[surreal-duck]

good midoyuzu morning i guess ?!???

#this cannot continue. #duck scribbles #doodles #enstars #ive been listening to nothing but relax paradise for the past hour or so it gives me so much serotonin #never been more glad i dont play jpstars and im not about to start i would die #midoyuzu #yuzumido #midori takamine #yuzuru fushimi

[embers-archive]

What are they fighting? Idk but they win obviously

#qsmp #quesadilla island #qsmp tallulah #qsmp chayanne #tallulah #chayanne #tallulah fanart #chayanne fanart #no idea what tags to use agsgduhffk #art #chayannes design is unfinished im still playing with it #i wanna add smth with ducks for him without just straight up adding the floaty #maybe make his shirt duck patterned hmmmm #tallulah has wilburs jacket btw #ahhhhh qsmp makes me so ill that nightmare fucked me up so bad #these eggs better not die ill start a war path #qsmp fanart

[prettycoolducks]

just finished playing portal revolution. I like evil science lady and her rabid vacuum cleaner

#my art #portal revolution #very well put together portal mod #puts in on the shelf with stories mel of good portal mods i have played that connect gaps in the story or add to it in some way #i think i shall put this in the portal tag as well. apologies if it does not belong there #portal #portal 2 #this mod was well written and well voice acted. only thing i didnt like so much was the ending. them being sent to the moon was funnny tho #i mean the after credits scene made me feel better but at first i was just like. huh? so they just all die in the end? #it was a bit fast paced like riiiight at the end. the very very end #also while im talking ive noticed a lot of portal mods struggle with 'boss fights' and making them puzzles but still fast paced. #which is fair because its hard to make fast paced puzzles while still being challenging while still being easy etc etc #the puzzles in the last chamber were a bit confusing to figure out at first and i got stuck a lot #which led me to just standing there trying to figure out where to go at times which slowed down the pacing #the rest of the puzzles were great tho. maybe a bit easy but still great #also i spent like 5 hours in the game! so far! thats a good 5 hours of extra portal content! woohoo! #art of duck

[duckprintspress]

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#duck prints press #yes i'm at time to try begging point #and a HUGE thank you to the people who've helped share so far #ya'll who follow dpp aren't the problem we do fine on that first tier of boosting #it's the point AFTER that when our posts tend to die #and sometimes i don't know how to get people to care beyond going PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SUPPORT A SMALL PRESS

[justaboot]

And a Sixpence in Your Shoe, (justaboot) Chapter 11???

#HI #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #Scrooge McDuck #Donald Duck #my art #young donald I would die for you

[natureismynature]

I will never be able to get over Foolish and Leo's bond. You can clearly see how they influenced a lot of each other's personalities and habits. They love each other so so much and they take care of each other and they make each other happy and they hype each other up and they. Are. Best. FRIENDS. BESTIE BESTIES. I just KNOW that it will break me so bad if they get separated...

#qsmp #liveblogging #foolish gamers #qsmp leonarda #foolish is hyping up leo during the lucky ducks thingy #its so sweet and wholesome #(i have a similar bond with my dad that Foolish has with leo and its making me so fucking emotional) #pls don't separate them i will DIE

[buggerrr]

everytime someone demonizes della a fairy dies

#dt17 #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #della duck #della does no wrong #even if she did wrong it would still be right #because its her #but but but she left the kids and went to space!!!! #she was TESTING THE ROCKET SO IT WOULDBE SAFE FOR THEM #della defender till i die