#I will go down with this ship I swear

[ayakapartx]

they are meditating ok

#shadowzel #shadowheart #laezel #lae’zel #bg3 #bg3 fanart #gonna go down with this ship i swear #wip #maybe ill finish it #maybe #or just make another wip tbh #thats easier #i just need to make more of them PLEASE #ayakapartx

[beanghostprincess]

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

#i love winry and edward because they're the shoujo type of romance i love and it's childhood bffs and also angsty #but ling and edward are just the type of gay people you only find on shonens i swear #i am also not complaining about greed in ling's body because he's really funny but if you don't give me back my silly prince i am going to- #also winry and ling are so down bad and i understand they like failguys #riza understands too have you seen her husband roy mustang that man is the definition of a failguy #ling and ed have something so gay going on AND NOBODY TOLD ME WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS #i am really enjoying the show btw not only the ships it's just that i don't want to give my opinions on the plot yet until i finish this #bc if somebody spoils me this i am going to kill my- #fmab #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #edwin #edling #edward elric #ling yao #winry rockbell

[bisexy-legend]

I love how excited Ava is in this scene over getting Beatrice drunk for the first time, since she was paralyzed for over ten years it would be no surprise that Bea was the one who taught Ava how to swim, how to cook, how to do little things around the house and the basic stuff you need to know to be a functional adult besides the fact that Bea is constantly teaching and training her for combat, so Ava is always the one who learns but the prospect of her being able to teach Beatrice something? To be the first girl person to see her drunk? It makes her so happy she even forgets the point of the conversation they were having, she's so freaking excited about it.

#warrior nun #warrior nun s2 #avatrice #sister beatrice #ava silva #i seriously will go down with this ship i swear

[katierosefun]

not to be like “ugh aos crew” again but ugh aos crew again spock really got accepted into the most prestigious university on vulcan and was like “haha fuck you <3″ bc they insulted the fact that he’s mixed-race jim banged his forehead in the shuttle within the first 30 seconds he was on board leonard was hiding in the bathroom of said shuttle because he hates flying sulu couldn’t get the ship to warp for the first 3 minutes of his first-ever flight on the enterprise uhura is mostly okay still except she’s also got a thing going with her former professor so maybe that raises some eyebrows (ha) scotty is literally in a butt-fuck middle of nowhere outpost on a death ice planet chekov is. seventeen. i don’t really have much more to add to that except guys your ensign is seventeen years old

#caroline talks #star trek #THEY'RE ALL SO. in their own varying levels. unhinged #me: ah yes. the best of the best. starfleet's best and brightest #[immediately cuts to spock being a sassy little bitch + leonard swearing up and down the ship + jim running around #because his hands have SWELLED TO THE SIZE OF BALLOONS BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN DOCTOR + sulu looking like he wants to die #because spock was said sassy bitch + scotty just being like 'do u know what i've been eating. it sucks' #+ uhura being mostly fine except girlie i know spock's attractive and i know u are both adults but GIRL + chekov just cheerfully going #'seventeen sir :)' and leonard going 'OH GOOD HE'S SEVENTEEN'] #they are so. like. #frankly for all the hate that the reboot movies get i fuckign adore them bc it's like 'you know what. they're all like. young. #they can be stupid.' #like. some of them are in their twenties. do u know what that does to a person #jim kirk is in his twenties and that's the only reason why i'm like ' .. . . . . listen he might be a little bit chaotic but i love him'

[fischiee]

rvb dnd game where wash is the dm and just gets increasingly angry as the game goes on bc every time church meets one of his npcs he just says “i cast brain damage” and then the whole table yells that it’s a valid spell and wash just screams internally

#church’s favorite hobby is giving wash brain damage and that’s just a fact babes #tucker and grif have a bet going on to see how long it takes before wash has an actual aneurism #lina is busy therapizing herself with her self-insert barbarian character with daddy issues #that she swears up and down has nothing to do with her own personal issues #donut keeps cosplaying as his character - a sexy tiefling - and literally no one else will join him #i know nothing abt dnd actually so sorry for any inconsistencies i just love these boys and have had the phrase ‘i cast brain damage’ #rattling around my mind for like 2 weeks #rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #rvb church #washilon #also wash/alpha but idk that ship name #wach??? #churchwash?? #i feel like i know it but i simply cannot remember

[thenineofus]

Which could mean nothing

#i swear its every day with these two #ben affleck #matt damon #fucking hell this post already got out of the bubble enough for people to think this is rpf #this is a recurring joke #there is a very funny headline about matt damon going to visit ben afflek without his wedding ring which could mean nothing #that ia what i'm refferencing #i dont care enough about celebrities to ship them calm down

[dylanconrique]

me when i see comments on chenford fanvids/tiktoks like, "omg i ship them in real life too! 😍"

#*carly catalogs #..... like #PLEASE FUCKING DON'T THAT IS SO. FUCKING. WEIRD!!!!!! #YOU GUYS #YOU GUUUUYYYSSS!!!!!!!! #I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU #DON'T BE SO FUCKING WEIRD ABOUT IT #it's cool to ship chenford but if you can't draw a line in the sand there then you need to take a step back #THEY'RE NEVER GONNA DATE IRL #PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES #eric is HAPPILY MARRIED!!!!!! #(i mean yeah i'm sure him and his wife have their ups and downs....) #(but overall from what i see they're very much in love and are such a cute couple) #it's just so weird to see these comments on nearly every single chenford video edit #and to see people really go the extra mile to make romantic meleric edits like that's so gross ew 🤢 #they will never be in love thanks for coming to my tedtalk #eric winter #melissa o'neil #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #some people in this fandom... i swear....

[singaroundelay]

I’m going back on my bullshit — but the soft smile is 5000% Trent walking out of their bedroom before they head to Nelson Road for the day.

That is all.

BONUS:

The smile at Trent as he’s bringing his daughter to meet Ted and Henry.

#ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso spoiler #ted/trent #trent crimm independent #ted lasso season 3 #tedependent #ted lasso/trent crimm #I will find a way to make this ship canon I swear to god #i will go down with this ship #Trent Crimm gay icon #Ted lasso bi icon

[pieflavoredartz]

YALL KNOW THE DRILL, CLICK FOR DAT SWEET QUALITY MHM‼️

happy knew year! YALL GET.. old art.. PFFFTT

the new years post was ment ta be kiraboss but.. i wanted ta post anakiel ‼️ sooo ANAKIEL‼️ n a rykiel waffe :]

#THESE R OLD I LOVE EM BUT.. OLLLDDD HEHE #stil still #im drawin for this ship i swear #yall should hop on tbh #like… diver down… sky high… 😳😳😳 #its almost like anotha ship w their stands.. that go togetha… 😼😈 #BWHAHAHA #yeaa anywelps HOW YALL BEEN LOVES #well i hope :] #jjba #jojo kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #stone ocean #anasui narciso #narciso anasui #rikiel #rykiel #rikiel jojo #I LIKE RYKIEL BETTER TBH #what yall thank #anakyel #anakiel #anasui x rikiel #but YEA! new art soon homies i swearrr #okok BYE BYE #art #jjba fanart #blacktober #(do nut.. ask) #call me back

[toasty-self-shipping]

new draw your f/os like this challenge just drop

#I SWEAR IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY DOES THIS I WILL SCREAM POS/ oh I already know my mutuals are going to hunt me down for this #spooky shitpost #f/o meme #self shipping #self shipping community

[mugentakeda]

Hey queen just to lyk ur luten and fuhua are real in my mind like they were fr in the show u just gotta squint a little

right like you just gotta squint and tilt your head to the left and do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around and theyre literally right there

#lu ten actually is there hes just haunting the narrative #the only thing about him that ive made up is Literally Everything but thats okay. #im glad you guys like my pet freaks btw it means a lot to me #i get nervous whenever i oc post or lu ten (who is also my oc atp if we're being real) post #because im like how far can i go before my followers hunt me for sport and put me down like a dog #for only posting niche atla content #aside from like. zuko and iroh along with ship stuff #but its all in my head i swear cus you guys are so nice and sweet to me i really appreciate it #more than words can express.......... #asks

[hiorintruther]

Oml not me forgetting that the entire try-outs match exists coz it’s chock full of Hiori x Rin food oh my fucking god-

I’ve gathered literally every screenshot of them interacting in that match

From this we can glean that:

Hiori can keep up with Rin like it’s a regular day

This, for Rin, translates to “Hiori is reliable”

Rin can trust Hiori to definitely get the ball to where it needs to be if they cooperate, even though they’ve never played together before

What did I say about them ‘just gelling well’ hmm???

Rin doesn’t look down on Hiori like his does Isagi or Shidou, probably because he doesn’t see Hiori as a threat or insulting

God I’m going to become insufferable scraping the bottom of the barrel for see two. I SWEAR I’M NOT REACHING GUYS PLZ

#blue lock #bllk #blue lock hiori #blue lock rin #hiori yo #itoshi rin #hiorin #please guys I swear I’m onto smth #the brainrot is incredibly real #I’ll go down with this ship if it kills me

[waitmyturtles]

I’m going to be binging Step By Step after I wrap up Make It Right 2 tonight. I’m so here for it. I really thought I couldn’t do it with work and life commitments, but I’ll make it work. In the words of @shortpplfedup​, I’m ready to watch a show made by adults, for adults, about adult topics. 

But also -- today’s Big Commentary about BL fans complaining hard enough about their fake ships to get an actual show edited is just....

Some of them need to go back to school for art comprehension lessons. Learn to read between the lines. Lemme just leave this here.

#i'm in a mood. #my old gmmtv challenge is exposing me to shows and performers that have gotten cancelled for not playing the ship game #and i'm seeing it play out today on twitter and tumblr #misinformation and rumors literally sinking careers #for what #the sake of fans needing fanservice? #it's fake. #it's performative. #it's called....acting. #let the mens do their jobs and go home and eat dinner and pet their cats and be at peace #i swear i think it was reading the insistence that first and khao were bringing their off-screen relationship into our skyy 2 that -- #left a bitter taste in my mouth for those eclipse eps #but i will transcend and watch them again freshly #without the influence of the girlies on my mind #i wish all the fangirls a very get out of your house and get some fresh air #put your phones down #set twitter on a limit #and go interact with real human beings #i'm so mad #step by step #step by step the series #oh also go watch the perth nakhun video about making BLs #and the ohm and perth video about mental health #because we are actually talking about the lives of real human beings who deserve privacy and respect. #people have forgotten about nietzsche and voltaire #get back into the books girlies and learn about art interpretation and power

[cursed-coat-of-homosexuality]

*clenching my fists, teeth and ass* Iwillnotchamgemypfpiwillnotchangemypfpiwillnotchangemypfpiwillnotchangemypfpiwillnotchangemypfp I will not-

#if my blog theme didn't fuck so hard I would have changed it months ago #but THE COLORS #THE COLORS ARE SO PRETTY #The yellow and the deep blue go so well with bitchy posh stede plus the fire of the ship burning down #if i change it I'll have to re-do the whole thing! #we can't have that #i mean #we can #but I don't have the time #this new season is ending me i swear to god #random stuff #ofmd #ofmd s2

[emile-hides]

Hello Romantic Killer tag I am back I finished the show Riri’s still on Thin Fucking Ice but I will concede it was worth the watch and I am looking forward to a season two if it gets one

#Now everyone go watch Mushi-shi on Crunchyroll #Still squeezing Riri like a stress ball with the kinda strength that makes you worry I'm going to pop it #Love when a RomCom does something more serious personally I like a dark anime and I'm punting Riri in to the sun still #But now it's in more a Blorbo way like how everyone treats Spamton G. Spamton #And also in a full of rage way still #Pull their cheeks noogie their head push them down the stairs #I do not like them I do not like them I will not think about liking them #Junta is perfection the most perfect character and I love him #Am I going to track down if there's a manga and read it if I can find it? #no. #I am going to rewatch Mushi-Shi on Crunchyroll because it has all but the Movie and one OVA and be abnormal about that instead #Before I love hate my way into self shipping with Riri INSTEAD OF JUNTA WHO IS THE CORRECT CHOICE #BRAIN. #Anyway I apologize for my previous post making it into main tags normally when I swear in tags Tumblr hides the post #Apparently we don't do that anymore #I liked the show I promise it was stupid and funny I want to punt Riri and I Do Not Like Them #Romantic Killer #I actually forgot the fucking fandom tag there's no way this ends up in the main tag now fkjgkdfjgkfjkgdfjk I'm so dumb

[leatherbookmark]

oh god okay i understand that maybe not everyone is as indecisive/comfortable with saying "it depends!" as me, but like, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, but i just can't take people who call izzy a villain seriously

#he's a little annoying dude. i swear to fuck #'the real villain in the show is the system and izzy is siding with the system' babygirl he's a pirate 😭 he really isn't 😭 #he could NOT more clearly be -- he literally IS -- that kind of gay man who wears his leathers and anger as an armor because being scary ha #been his way of fighting The System => being consumed and destroyed by it; and who looks down and feels disgusted by flamboyant #and effeminate soft-handed gays because if they're this soft then they clearly haven't experienced this kind of abuse that would make them #harden up. ....you know what i mean. #like idk this show in general like... doesn't have a 'villain'? it's about stede (and ed's) journey and their development. not necessarily #about their Conflict With Someone/Something. i guess it might change in s2 but idk. there are just Situations in which they find themselves #and because of/md is a comedy no one really... holds things against other characters in a long-term way? izzy stabs stede and sells him #out to the english and ed punches him for the latter (which he says 'ok fair' about!!! like!!!) but does he go 'and for all the shit you've #done i'm Firing you as my first mate? no! he slams him against the wall and feeds him his toe but he's like. ok get up and back to work #and he doesn't seem particularly disgusted or upset with him in that final blackbeard's flag 2.0 moment. (nor manipulated; inb4) #like. it's a workplace romcom. the workplace is a pirate ship but it's a workplace and izzy is that annoying coworker who's a bitch and #often ruins everyone's fun but no one like... Seriously ostracizes him. more like applies some light bullying BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. #COMEDY. do we remember that? #and like. it seems he's going to have a bit of a larger (?) role in s2... it really doesn't seem like the show sees him as a 'villain' or #even an active 'antagonist' either. like ok let's agree 2 disagree and may both sides block each others' asses into oblivion because god #knows both sides have some annoying people but mannnn sometimes... insisting that things Can be divided into Good and Bad... is worse? #shrimp thoughts #once again i wrote a tag novel about an incredibly silly thing. welcome to leatherbookmark