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bangtansfavwriter · 4 years

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💘bangtan as boyfriends: hobi💘

- you had the typical image of him when you first met, he was more j-hope than jung hoseok to you

-he was obviously friendly but you knew deep-down that he was still kinda wary of you, so you tried to get to know jung hoseok a bit better

-which he noticed and appreciated deeply bc I think of all the members, hobi is actually the one who's very closed off to others

-you think you know him but it turns out there's a complete different side to him

-and trying to get behind that wall was the sign that he needed to know that he could trust you

-and after that, you became a focal point of his life tbh, you two share an extremely deep bond with each other and he trusts you so much, the only time he ever questioned it was when you pranked him with a pennywise mask on and he had the closest thing to a heart attack

-you're lovers and best friends who support each other wherever and whenever they can

-lots and looots of inside jokes

-you never ever stress him bc of his schedule which he's very thankful for but also apologetic bc there are times where you can't even meet

-loves laying his head on your lap and you playing with his hair, scratch his head a lil and he'll moan , that's how much he likes you touching him 😏

- you two are very sensual and touchy with each other but definitely when it's only you two, which u don't really mind

-you're like his not-so-secret hideaway from everyone and everything

-and you guys could talk about everythinggg, you honestly never run out of topics, that's another reason why he adores you so much, bc you're also stimulating him mentally

- watching him dance is an out of body experience tbh, you died when he finally gave in to your wish and danced to boy meets evil (for ur eyes only)

hobi: -does THE flip-

you: -screams-

hobi: 👀?

you: 👀👀👀❣❣❣

hobi: 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

- from 0 - 100 very fast, both of you

- he teases you a lot and could probably charm your pants off within 2 mins

-your personal hypeman at whatever you do, your sunshine & shoulder to cry to cry on whenever u need to

-melts when u play with old man mickey

-will dance with you spontaneously, it can happen everywhere tbh, mostly twirls you around when he's at ur place, once slow-danced with you while you were waiting for the kettle to boil your water

-you're the biggest hope world enthusiast on earth and whenever you start singing/rapping to it, his heart swells so much he feels like he's gonna burst

-also, he gets shy when u praise him 😭😭 and it's the most precious thing bc he shows you new moves or a new track he's working on and asks u for ur opinion and goes "i mean it's not finished and I still gotta work a lot on it and that's why it's still kinda meh" and ur like "I have no idea what you're talking about", him: 🥺🥺???, you: "this is amazingggg hobi~~" and he's like "noooo stop it" but has the BIGGEST smile on his face

and you proceed to kiss his blushed cheeks and hobi.exe shuts down entirely

- your happiness is his upmost priority and makes sure you always leave with a smile on your face

-which is was not possible when he left for tour the first time in your relationship

-you couldn't hide the fact that you were sad bc you obviously would be apart for so long, as much as you tried, you couldn't hide it from him, you shot him a smile when he was about to leave but he turned around one last time to make sure you're ok and he saw you wiping away a tear and he froze on the spot

-namjoon and jin had to drag him along bc they knew he would've ran back to you in a heartbeat and it would be yoongi's baseball bat vs dispatch cameras

- hobi was so upset about it he didn't spoke to anyone for 4 hours during the flight and spammed you with messages when they arrived

-you video-chatted when he arrived at the hotel, you were sleepy af bc it was the middle of the night and he was jet lagged af but even these 15 minutes of seeing your face on his screen and listening to your reassuring words were enough for him to feel better

- believe it or not, he's still emo about it

- "remember when u left me behind for the first time"- "y/n do you want me to cry" - jimin: "are your tear ducts even able to do that anymore"

- anyway, the guys know that hobi has a total soft spot for you and they use it for their advantage sometimes

- bts during dance practice

hobi: ba-bA-ba-Ba-BAA- bAa (demonstrates the moves along)

the guys, on the floor: uh-huh

hobi: c'mon it's not that difficult

jin: i didn't cherish the small things in life

jk: like what?

jin: like feeling my toes... or legs in general. good times.

(hobi continues ba-ba-ba-ing, stamina didn't waver 1 bit)

-you received two messages by yoongi that day, 1 was his location (bighit), the other was a file and you were like "huh, weird" and you opened it and laughed your ass off bc "save_me.mp4"

- you visited dance practice after and knew what all the misery was, but anyway hobi ran over to you as soon as he saw you and the guys finally took a long break and recharged while hobi and you ate some snacks and cuddled

-you glanced at yoongi when u proposed taking a break to hobi , yoongi and you had a mental conversation this second which went along these lines

-anyway, hobi and you have karaoke dates quite often and go for walks a lot. he takes you to his favourite spots in the city, most of ur dates are pretty spontaneous tbh... he always looks forward to make new experiences with you, that's why u guys travel a lot together

-buys small pieces of accessories in each country you visit, in pairs, bc he wears them too or pins some of them to his bags and creates some sort of couple item, bc you pin some on your jackets

-btw u raid his closet quite often bc let's be honest here, jung hoseok, dance god and fashion icon.... you take what u can get lmao

-but you also have chill nights at home, where he plays some nice tunes and you just relax together

-very charming and sweet and always has ur back

-holds your hands like they're the most precious things on earth

-give him his independence when he needs it and all the love at any other given time and you'll probably gonna get married tbh bc he wouldn't mind slow-dancing with you even in 50 years

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anyway-i-love-vanderwood · 7 years

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RFA + Minor Trio react to MC being kidnapped? And how would they go about saying them?

✿ im sorry if you wanted a serious answer to this because this got goofy.

Yoosung

Everyone expects him to cry, but no - no, this little chick of a man has hatched into a full-fletched chicken, and if the Legend of Zelda has taught anyone anything, it’s that our favorite egg-producing feathered friends ought to be respected and feared.

He gets cold. Quiet. And though he doesn’t look much like an action hero, he has learned how to be an unstoppable, unrelenting force of destruction via his mother. When you’re taken, Yoosung will not be denied in his quest to get you back.

Yoosung hires a private investigator and pours over documents, photos, and red-string connected diagrams in the interests of finding out who took you, where you’re being held, and how to get you back.

When storming the warehouse where you’re being kept, he doesn’t go in through the front door, but uses his LOLOL raid-planning skills to engineer a rescue operation. His co-conspirators are said private investigator and his gaming buddies, who Aren’t Going To Leave a Bro Hanging, Dangit.

For once, Yoosung gets to be the shining paladin of his dreams as he rushes in to rescue you with a bunch of other nerds.

Zen

Zen gets sulky, angsty, and in typical Zen fashion, he lone wolfs it.

He really looks the part of a brooding boyfriend set on getting the love of his life back. He puts on his leather jacket! He gets on his motorcycle! And he starts pursuing your captors with a dogged vengeance.

He uses his army of fans to track down details about where you are, because even though his armada of pining, lovestruck teenagers doesn’t entirely appreciate your existence, the thought of Zen being a loyal badass who goes to the ends of the earth for his loved one is so D~R~E~A~M~Y that they help out. With thousands of eyes combing the entirety of Korea, he gets some leads about your location within short order.

Once he knows where you are, he gets on his motorcycle and CRASHES THAT PARTY.

LITERALLY.

CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW.

then throws a chair at someone because Zen’s planning abilities are poor, but his heart is in the right place, ok?

Jaehee

jaehee karate chops a motherfucker.

Like - there’s no stopping her. There’s no halting her for a fraction of a second. Once she hears the news, she stands up, adjusts her glasses, walks out of work… and goes on the warpath.

like, Turn Down for What is blaring in the background as she walks into the camera, explosions firing behind her while she’s dressed in her pencil skirt and fashionable suitjacket.

she buries one of her heels into a man’s stomach.

IT’S PRETTY SCARY.

She rescues you and carries you off into the sunset, while on a yacht, without having sustained a scratch. Everything is sparkling. There’s a dolphin jumping superimposed over a rainbow.

…i will admit this might be wish fulfillment here

please jaehee. come for me.

please.

i’ll do anything.

[The others are under the Read-more!]

Jumin

Solves his problems with money, and not by “paying the ransom” like his staff is suggesting. No. Jumin can’t be that complacent. Jumin can’t reward the person who would dare touch his angel.

Jumin basically hires a small army to get you back.

It’s like one of those action movies, except Jumin is the president who is managing everything from the command room while the Cool Guys are running around dodging explosions or whatever.

Honestly, he’s pretty scary. Like, James-bond “petting a cat while plotting” scary.

When you’re rescued, he wants to be the first to talk to you. Like, none of his agents are allowed to speak to you and explain anything, it has to come from him directly.

he also doesn’t slip, because lmao, there’s no way he’s going to rest while you’re in danger. what the hell does anyone take him for???

Seven

basically has an emotional breakdown where he shoves everyone out of his life, which is honestly business as usual for Seven.

He doesn’t eat. He doesn’t sleep. He doesn’t do anything except work his hacking magic and go to the bathroom, which he only does because he knows he can use his cell-phone to continue searching while he’s on the toilet.

it’s. kinda gross. seven gets pretty smelly. at some point, Vanderwood forces their way in and begins aiding him, but that’s only after three days of stale air is allowed to accumulate in Seven’s awful Hacking Den.

Once he locates you, he just wants to drive out IMMEDIATELY, because WHO CARES ABOUT PREPARATION AND SAFETY MEASURES, YOU’RE IN TROUBLE AND EVERY SECOND HE DELAYS COULD MEAN YOU GET HURT EVEN MORE!!

vanderwood is the only voice of sanity in this miserable endeavor, and is the one that hauls a duffel-bag full of weapons and Seven’s weird robo-dog along for the ride.

The resulting debacle is kind of like an episode of Charlie’s Angels, if Charlie’s Angels were actually just two loser secret-agents with weird fashion senses and who are really hyped up on caffeine.

As soon as Seven gets you back, he passes out, and Vanderwood has to grab the wheel because Seven is a moron who won’t let anyone else drive his car even when he’s ODing on energy drinks and needs to go to the hospital.

vanderwood tells you not to pity him, but you do, because he’s your Hero.

please tell me honestly, do you think this man is going to save you?

no.

he’s not

he just bursts into tears and has a panic attack, sobbing about how if he was a better boyfriend this wouldn’t have happened and it’s ALL HIS FAULT.

(jumin takes pity on his stupid best friend and throws money at the problem for him.)

Look, V tries to be cool. Really. He wants to save you, but he’s blind as a bat and probably was shoved into lockers when he was in high-school. seriously, he’s a photographer. nothing in his skillset prepared him for this!

His only real contribution is giving photo-editing advice to help improve the resolution on some security camera footage, which Jumin later hypes up to you as having been a key contribution to Operation: Save MC.

it wasn’t.

jumin is just the ultimate wingman and doesn’t want you to know that V had to drink some hot cocoa to calm down.

Unknown (Saeran)

Saeran seems to take the news pretty well, in that he doesn’t punch any walls or yell at anyone. no, he just grabs a baseball bat out of the closet, procures a length of rope, and calmly walks out the door.

this is Bad.

I cannot emphasize how Bad this is.

Saeran doesn’t want help. Not only does he not trust anyone with the job, but it would also damage his pride. He won’t even let Seven help him, though it’s fair to say that Seven isn’t about people letting him do things and he helps out anyway.

So, Seven is running around trying to low-key keep Saeran from getting killed while Saeran just launches himself into danger with a comet-like velocity.

seriously, once he finds the location where you’re being kept, he DROPS IN THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT WITH ONLY SOME ROPE AND A BASEBALL BAT TO HELP HIM.

saeran and vanderwood are there in the shadows, shooting guys and trying to keep him from dying.

When you’re freed, you hug him and tell him he was SO COOL. You do not see Vanderwood and Seven high-tailing it out of there, exhausted and miserable.

They don’t mind that they don’t get any credit, but they wish Saeran would stop BRAGGING about it.

Vanderwood

ok this loser is an ex-secret agent, do you REALLY think they weren’t prepared for this eventuality?

do you really think that they didn’t expect that this might happen?

do you really think they didn’t already have a pre-planned response strategy to handle you getting kidnapped?

Well, they do.

And they follow it to the letter.

They are so organized about this. They even had VACATION TIME built up which they’d saved for precisely this purpose.

Seven Owes Them, so Vandy makes him help, and they’re totally calm as they tell him what they need him to do, where they need him to go, and what they need him to bring.

They’re criticizing the kidnapper’s technique, for christ’s sake (though tbh that might also be a coping mechanism.)

This is such a boring, mechanical rescue that Seven feels he has to spice it up by incorporating robots.

This goes badly, and in the end, Vanderwood has to jump with you out of a warehouse window into the bay and pray that neither of you are implicated in arson charges.

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perplexedhedgehog · 7 years

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Some stuff about today

i should be doing my homework, but I just had to write this all out.

today was a really loaded day.

it wasn’t a bad day, overall, though I woke up feeling shitty and had to deal with some bullshit from some people, but whatever. Anyway.

So my friend knows this friend who works for this organization to help refugees. And they’re trying to get this family settled in, a family who came here with nothing but the clothes on their backs, apparently. So my friend posted on Facebook that this family needed anything anyone could spare for their new apartment. Worried about the winter, I asked if they needed warm stuff and was told yes, anything, they came here with nothing. So I volunteered to buy some stuff and to raid my house for old winter clothes.

As expected, my mother wasn’t happy when she heard I was doing this. She’s so anxious over money and thinks that I should be putting all my effort into my schoolwork at this time, and she told me that you can’t help everyone. Which I know, but like...I can make the difference to a few peoples’ lives? I do not have enough money to help every cause I’d like to help, but I can spare a few bucks and some of my own clothes and I feel like in times like these you can never forget what you have, you should always help where you can, you know? So I was pissed, because I felt like I wanted to do a good thing and she was just shitting on it.

But I slowly brought her around, actually. I was talking about how this woman has a baby on the way and I wanted to get her supplies, like diapers for newborns and stuff, and she got on board. She actually helped me go through our closet to find all the little mittens and hats from when my brother and I were kids, and when we went shopping she helped me find all the right baby clothes and she was talking about how much she missed having little kids. She was making jokes about how she’d like to have another baby and pushing one out at this point would be no trouble at all, and tbh I’m not sure she was entirely joking. But anyway...idk, I just came out of the trip feeling a little closer to my mother, I guess. But that’s also because of what happened next.

I’d just been heading to get some pepto-bismol (because no household with kids should be without pepto-bismol, total lifesaver) when we ran into the mom of an old friend. The mom’s always been a bit...like, hyper-conservative Christian. I used to do Bible study with her and holy HELL is she intense.

I used to be friends with her son - formerly known as a daughter - but lost touch when I went to college. The mom kept misgendering the son and refused to accept his gender identity, and she was going on and on about all this stuff about how it’s an insult to God if you try to alter your body. (I didn’t ask her ‘what about necessary alterations’ like a mastectomy for cancer or whatever - the woman was nearly in tears. Didn’t seem like a good time for a fight.) She kept going on and on about all this religious stuff - it didn’t make ANY sense to me, but I just kept nodding. I think she really needed to talk.

My mom didn’t want to be talking to her AT ALL. Which I understand - I’ve had a LOT of arguments with my mom, but I’ll say this for her - she’s left behind a good deal of her own conservative Christian upbringing to accept a lot of the inclusivity now going on. She even tried to bring up inclusivity in the conversation, but this woman just. Could not. Kept going on and on about how that was allowing sin into what should be a place ‘standing strong in Christ’. She also seemed intent on saying that mental illness was causing my friend’s gender transition and that she has now been excluded from her child’s life for refusing to support it and refer to her son with ‘he’ pronouns.

My mom was very shaken by this, that allowance of her religious beliefs to let her become estranged from her own child. And part of me is in agreement with that - it sounds like he really could use support right now, and of course he told his mother she couldn’t be part of his life if she’s going to keep misgendering him and otherwise hurting him. But she was so upset and I couldn’t say that to her. I just told her that I’d keep her family in my prayers and to know that this might not be the end of the story. And she told me she was grateful for the sincerity in my voice - she sounded like she’d been having a rough time.

And you know, I’m not always good at seeing a point of view that I don’t agree with. Because I don’t agree with it, at all. Her family was torn apart because her husband supported the son, and I feel sorry for her even though I think what she’s doing is wrong. My mom and I were talking about it all the way back, and it was funny - in parent-child arguments, my mom almost always supports the parent and can’t see the child’s point of view, whereas I see the child as under the control of the parent and so the parent needs to be considerate of that so they don’t use that control to hurt the child. I cannot stand parents who cannot see beyond their own wants and hurt their children.

And then here we were in the same car, each of us seeing the other side of the story like we’re both so very bad at doing. And that doesn’t mean I agree with what the mother has done to her son, I just - can’t hate her. I really, really do wish I could talk to her and have her listen. I could tell her about the importance of respecting peoples’ pronouns, and about my inclusive church that welcomes LGBTQ+ members, and to ask her to please at least try to understand her child’s point of view. But she 100% believes that would be faltering in her faith and allowing Satan into her life, so she wouldn’t listen.

I hope her son manages to find the help and support he needs, and I hope he has a good community that supports him through his gender transition. That he has broken free of the toxic fundamentalist people he grew up with.

And I hope that she can find a way to accept and support it, and that she can practice her religion in a more inclusive way.

This is far from my best writing, but I couldn’t stop thinking about it and I just had to write it all down.

#sara.txt #transphobia #refugees #rambling #long post

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