#I would be a mess

[leisi-lilacdreams]

so how are we tonight?

BECAUSE I'M NOT FLIPPING OK!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

FIRST WE GET TAPA'S ANIMATIC??!?!?!? AMAZING! A MASTERPIECE!! HAS ACTUALLY ALTERED THE CHEMICALS IN MY BRAIN!!!!! I WILL BE WATCHING THIS EVERYTIME I WANT INSPIRATION! I WILL BE STUDYING IT AS I TRY TO MAKE MY OWN ANIMATIC!!!! TAPA SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF THEMSELVES! I WISH ALL GOOD THINGS FOR TAPA AND THAT THEIR SCHOOLING IS GOING WELL!!!

AND! AND THEN!!!!!

WE GET A CAS UPDATE!!!

dead

i'm just so dead

double whammy

you know in zombieland you double shot to kill?

this is my double shot

i could have survived with one or the other

but not both within the same hour

what a wonderful way to spend a sunday evening =v=

i hope cass eats nothing but tasty things and gets the best sleep

i wish to bless both cass and tapa

may you both find money in a coat pocket and may a stray cat let you pet them

#text #tmnt #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #cass apocalyptic series #tapakah0 #tapas community #cass fanart tag #somerandomdudelmao #ok i need to go back to drawing to expend my energy somewhere productive #i'm so glad this happened today and not while i was at work #i would be a mess

[rocketqueen48]

The way he just falls to the floor…. 😂

#i would pay to see that #i think I would cry if I heard the good life live #always hits me #mostly the and i don't even know how I got off the track i wanna go back i wanna go back #i would be a mess #rivers cuomo #but the first one o.o #look at me like that and i’d faint!!!! #my gifs #the denim jacket

[mumblesplash]

(teaching my art class)

me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?

a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-

me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald

gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-

me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa

#mumbling #don’t worry i’m not actually an art teacher i would never #no one deserves that #the art class is a metaphor #man when i was in high school i did NOT fully register how messed up it was that teachers could just do that #like the gym teacher at my school would give straight-A 4.0 students bad grades as some kind of power trip #for underperforming on athletic tests she didn't even pretend to prepare us for

[golswia]

divorcee meetup

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #golswia #golswia art #s3au #messing with conceptsss and designss #archangel aziraphale #my best santa beard-man #crowley loosing colors and becoming divorced icon with femme fatale vibes #yes. #if i would do draw their s3 looks how i REALLY think... #crowley would be bald and have long merlin beard #cuz he is drama he is life #smooch that egg #make a scraf with that beard #u go #ohh #and protect the egg with beanie

[thunderon]

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

#real talk i would use the time loop to fix the 100 times a day that i mess up easy small talk conversations #y’all would not believe how badly i butchered this convo #not the locked tomb #op

[braisedhoney]

okay but can you imagine—

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #danny fenton #dan phantom #dark danny #tucker foley #sam manson #a glitch in time #a glitch in time spoilers #agit #agit spoilers #danny phantom spoilers #i know i KNOW we saw dan just as phantom with red eyes #but it makes me laugh to think abt a world where he can change back into his future form at will #maybe he can do both and he just uses it to mess with danny lmao #if he changes the logo that's one secret identity people just. would not guess #tried to make this one more chill and agit helped a lot :P simpler expressions #also loving how we all just slapped a ponytail on the danny clone #i gave him a dress shirt to emphasize the half-vlad thing #but tbh i do like the trend of giving him edgy t-shirts and hoodies lmao #ney's comics #ney's art #also *collapses from exhaustion* #why do i KEEP MAKING COMICS #WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT

[mo-mode]

Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.

#like that must have been so insulting #I have a dietary restriction myself and if someone was like yeah I got all these massive entrees that you can’t have but oh! we got … #you a plate of fries cuz I know you probably haven’t eaten in like an entire day? I would be PISSED #yeah Grover get his ass #Grover probably sat in silence for thirty minutes staring at that massive plate of burgers then thought yeah I’m gonna mess this bitch up #and psychological warfare Grover was born #grover underwood #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series #ares #ares pjo

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

I dreamt of a character that would be obsessed with keys and who could open doors wherever he was as long as there was a wall... Thought I might draw him!

#artists on tumblr #illustration #character design #original #keys #actually i was playing a video game in that dream and that was the character I played #and he would jingle everytime he walked because of all the keys #he is actually always smiling #might have messed up that part lmaoo he looks like he is screaming

[lunarwednesday]

be mine.

#alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh #alhaitham x kaveh #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact fanart #so uh...sorry? #idk i think they're pretty cute #kaveh is a slight mess but that's why i love him more #he's a lovely man #although i think canonically kaveh would have learned not to be overly altruistic #i hope

[connorsok]

before I played Disco Elysium, I thought Harry du Bois was a co-worker in the precinct you work at and, reading about him being such a fucked up guy, I was literally planning on avoiding him as much as possible in my playthrough... colour me surprised when I found the badge and found out the main character's name

#literally playing the game dreading when this fabled du bois character would pop up #then i find the badge.... see Harrier du Bois on screen #and i just go.... oh fuck... its me... im the problem guy #disco elysium #harry du bois #i love getting facts about media so incredibly messed up #it adds to the fun so much #1k #soy yo #disco elysium spoilers #rbs turned off cause im tired of seeing this in notes

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

#zosan #sanji #zoro #strawhats #op #one piece #this post brought to you by my burning shoulders #i love bread but damn #also i have made whipped cream by hand before #yes it was a complete pain. #would not recommend #i think im gonna start tagging these posts #maybe..... #anime posting #? #good as anything for now i guess #...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands #also #rereading this #beating meat #stiff #sticky mess #good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here #obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan

[gunk-ice-tea]

questionable influence..

personal opinion: just like with everything else, ram and zen complement each other, including internet humor

the balance is preserved

#if you wanna know where ram knows it from #i think its safe to assume he would research every way of bullying ppl #online trolling included #i need to stop making high effort gags about fps game #but i dont want to #overwatch #overwatch 2 #zenyatta #ramattra #genji #ow #ow2 #sorry for the 1000 edits my tired brain keeps finding mistakes in this mess

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.

like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid

#wouldn't roll my eyes or check my phone or get bored or nothing #I'd just listen to that little dork & smile & encourage them & let them explain how their favorite gameboy games worked #i was the kind of kid my adult self would find annoying & uninteresting but like #most of the actual adults in my childhood felt that way too. including my dang parents. #and ya know sometimes they showed it. a lot of times without realizing it. and that messes a kid up #if you don't make an effort kids WILL recognize your disinterest and lack of attention. #kids deserve to have caregivers who show interest and engagement #even when it's over stuff that adults find boring. especially then maybe #your kid doesn't have to be fun or interesting or easy or well behaved to deserve positive attention #they deserve positive attention because they are YOUR KID #if love is unconditional then DISPLAYS of LOVE and AFFECTION must also be unconditional #not something that must be earned #telling your kid that you love them is not enough. that is step one out of like a thousand #if you just tell your kid you love them but you don't demonstrate affection and interest and patience and warmth and etcetera #your kid isn't gonna feel loved! I Love You will just become a trite phrase that they regard with mistrust! #bitch you gotta FOLLOW THROUGH

[whilomm]

i like to think that the tentacles in dungeon meshi are kinda like mushrooms or perhaps even lichens in that they are very confusing to identifty and have 200 completely different species that look very similar ("delicious brown tentacle vs BROWN DEATH TENDRIL") and you need to be an Expert to determine the difference between some of the more confusing species and some of them have like 300 different sexes and some of them are actually composite creatures composed of several different species and somehow yeast is involved and also no one really knows half of whats going on with them and in like 50 years someones gonna figure out that uhm actually these are two completely different types of tentacle creatures that arent related like at All they jusf happen to look similar and oh btw that one common house mold is actually a tentacle

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #i dont know enough about lichens to go into detail they confuse the fuck outta me #i love how the wikipedia page uses the words #'was UNDERSTOOD to be...' #'in 2016 research revealed a NEW PARTNER a yeast' #they sound like fucked up little guys #(looking at tentacle porn) huh i wonder about the scientific research on these guys #like it would explain how theres just So Many Types and its just a fucking mess every time they appear onscreen #oh sorry you thought this was a common docile soecies of tentacle that happens to be delicious but its ACTUALLY the voracious Sex Tenta

[hornyjail23]

Another dirty thought:

You be bratty and the dom just stops. Leaves you tied up or in whatever position they had you in, sits across from you, and just waits until you start begging for any sensation at all

That one is high on my list. Specially if dom had a remote to a vibe to the can watch you squarm. I wouldn't be about to talk pretty quickly with that.

#naughty asks #being dommed sounds so nice #especially if they edge first #i would be a mess

[chloesimaginationthings]

Spider ham is a Pikmin fan

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider ham #peni parker #spiderman noir #spider man #barbie movie #oppenheimer #pikmin 4 #barbenheimer #barbminheimer #I felt bad for not adding Ham sooner #he would play pikmin 4 #sorry to noir too Oppenheimer must of messed you up