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seakicker · 1 year
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HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE MY BELOVED MY BELOVED MY BELOVED
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jazz-kitty · 5 months
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a mister quark doodle as i figure out how to draw him
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mwagneto · 4 months
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something something. rose using the fact that the doctor never mentioned sarah jane as 1) a way to insult her 2) something to get insecure about wrt her own relevance to him vs donna using the fact that he never mentioned mel to highlight how he never shares anything and never stops even though he desperately needs to just Talk About His Shit
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sluckythewizard · 8 days
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BUT IM NOT A WRITER. something strange possessed me to write my first proper fanfic in maybe a decade. be niceys to me but also grill me so i can get stronger. this one is a stupidly self indulgent bit between Soda and Emizel, a day or so after emizel was sired. CW for gore descriptions, but thats about it i think. image below is a snippet of the start. the rest of the whole dang thing will be under the cut. ive never posted fanfic ever in my life. read my tags for secret behind da scenes commentary
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"Oh shit… I think hes dead…" It was another night, another patrol, another fight, and another win, for Emizel and Soda.
Under moonlight, under street light, under interwoven wires above, the two stood here in a quiet and damp alleyway. The air was drenched with the smell of a previous rain, and the puddles of said storm remain huddled in corners and pot holes.
One splashed as soda found himself stepping forwards into one. The residual adrenaline of the fight had left his body shaking, his heart still pounding, his wounds still throbbing. They had still won; or more-so, Emizel had won. A particularly nasty blow to the side had Soda reduced to the side lines for most of the fight, left to watch as his newly vampiric comrade had absolutely eviscerated the competition.
Emizel had only been turned a day ago, but it was impossible not to notice how it had changed him. He already acted so goddamn confident, so on top of the world, and this newfound power, newfound speed and strength, only built upon his insane ego.
The Fangs that they encountered here on this night stood no fucking chance. Emizel was too quick, too strong, and he easily chased off the rivals. It was only now, as the final unfortunate opponent had turned to flee, a clean clock in the jaw sent the human tumbling to the ground with a dull thump, and it did not move afterward.
Soda shifts his shoe out of the puddle, the cold seeping into his sock being one of the few things keeping his mind in his body in the moment. Is the guy breathing?
A low laugh bleeds from Emizel as he stretches his arms, licking his sharpened teeth as he stares off in the direction the remaining Fangs went. Soda knew that look on his face, the look of a tiger pondering on its next kill, he knew well that Emizel wanted to chase them.
But the guy on the ground.. It was one punch to the face, and the wicked crack sound that came from it had planted a seeding dread within Sodas chest.
As he steps forward, around the puddle, the resulting sound made Emizels attention click back over to Soda, the snap of his gaze making Soda flinch.
The two lock eyes, and Soda weakly gestures to the limp body on the floor. "The uh.. I think.. Is that guy dead?" He finally asks, having a hard time keeping contact with Emizels intensely red eyes.
Emizel turns his attention to said body, tilting his head as he goes to kick at the thing, turning it over. "Man no way hes dead, I punched him once." He mutters.
"Well, yeah, but his head almost twisted all the way around when you did.." Soda steps up to stand beside Emizel, the two boys standing with their hands in their pockets, down at this unfortunate, limp body.
"Should we hide it?" Soda asks, glancing back over at Emizel, who had.. An odd look on his face. He was clearly pondering something, but Soda could only guess whatever was going on in that brilliant head of his. He knew and trusted that Emizel was smart. If anyone could figure out what to do about this, it would be him.
But the lack of an answer had anxiety chewing at the back of Sodas rib cage, and after a second, he speaks up again, compelled to fill what he perceived as a tense silence. "Like.. I dunno, I've never uh... killed a guy..." He shrugs, prompting Emizel to let out a big sigh.
"He's not dead man, just out fuckin cold." Emizel kneels down next to the body, putting an ear up to its chest, and pondering on that for a moment. An uncertainty twists his expression, as he decides to instead place a hand on the victims throat, checking for a pulse. A moment passes, and seemingly finding nothing, he pulls back.
"Uh... Okay, so he might be dead."
Something about the confirmation from Emizel made a shiver run up Sodas spine. That, or maybe it was just the breeze agitating the cold water in his shoe.
"Huh… Damn.." Was all that Soda could really get to leave his mouth. Which was hardly a splash compared to the torrent that was slowly churning in his head. They just killed a guy. Or, Emizel just killed a guy. And it was so easy. They had to hide the body now, right? That was the usual progression here? Getting caught for murder was way more extreme than getting caught for breaking mailboxes with soda cans. It was so, so disturbingly easy. It really was just one punch. It's not like the Fangs are weak by any means, so just one punch? And this guy is dead? Forever?
Or, perhaps by human means, their rivals were fairly tough. But Emizel was on a whole other level. No mortal could stand up to him now...
"Hey, are you okay?"
The question had pulled Soda back from his head, his gaze flicking back over to Emizel, who was looking up at him with those eerie, piercing red eyes. Soda felt another shiver.
"Uh, ieah man, I'm all good." Soda nods, swallowing down whatever anxiety was bubbling up in his throat.
But Emizel didn't seem satisfied by his answer, standing back up and staring down his human comrade. Soda couldn't meet his eyes, his gaze instead traveling downward, and pausing on Emizels red, cut-up shirt. There was something off about the color, the way it seemed darker in some spots, brighter in others.. Wait, wasn't Emizel wearing a white shirt before all this?
The vampire boy seems to pick up on Sodas expression, following his eyes down to his shirt. "Oh, yeah! While you were on the floor, the knife guy got me a little" He says, a stupidly simple smile on his face. Soda was about to let out a laugh at how unbothered his friend seemed by it, but it gets caught in his throat when Emizel goes to pull his shirt up.
The sound of the bloodied fabric peeling away from skin made Sodas own skin crawl, but that wasn't nearly as bad as the sight of the intense gash running from his collar bone, down to his stomach.
"Oh, fuck dude!" Soda gasps, but Emizel laughs it off. Even despite knowing Emizel well, Soda was still surprised by just how much Emizel could shrug off. "Shit, doesn't that hurt, dude?"
"Oh yeah this fucking hurts!" he says with a laugh, his smile big and toothy and proud as he presents this egregious wound. Swollen and angry, pulsing with a slow heartbeat, and still oozing with thick, dark blood.
The sight of the split flesh, and the glints of bone beneath the dark, dark red all tugged at Sodas gag reflex, and yet he couldn't pull his eyes away. So Emizel's just been walking and talking so normally this whole time with his chest just cleaved wide open? Soda felt just as impressed as he felt horrified.
It wasn't until Emizel reaches down to poke at the abhorrent wound that Soda snaps out of it. Watching his friend press his fingers into the bloodied flesh, and slowly pulling it apart, allowing more ichor to seep from the gash, it was too much to watch at this point.
Soda reaches up to put a hand on Emizels wrist, the vampire boy stopping, and looking up at his friend.
Soda found himself freezing again when he locks eyes with Emizel. He was going to say something now, right? "U-uhm.." Is all he really chokes out, giving Emizels wrist a gentle tug. "D-do you. Uh. I suppose a hospital Isn't a place you can go anymore..?"
Emizel just smirks at that, letting Soda pull his hand away from the wound. "Oh, yeah no, but it's fine. I mean, I don't think it's gonna kill me" He shrugs. It was so, so impressive just how unphased Emizel was by all this. Fuck he's actually so cool.
"Well yeah man but it's like, still a bleeding hole. Like you're soaked in blood dude, I'm pretty sure that even a vampire needs that stuff on like, the inside." Soda rubs the back of his head, still unnerved by the sight of it all. "Vampires have like, super healing, don't they?"
"Oh yeah like, regeneration powers. I know I heal faster sometimes but I dunno how to just, activate it on command.." Emizel hums, his eyes narrowing down at his own injury, as if trying to will it into mending. Soda looks away, unable to watch that vile gash ooze any longer.
"I dunno man, how do they do it in like, video games?" Soda tosses the question out, trying to click together some sort of solution in his own head.
"Uhhh.. Huh, video games.." Emizel repeats to himself, chewing on the thought while idly poking at the laceration; until an idea audibly flickers to life in his head. "Oh, I just gotta refill my blood meter. Or whatever."
"Oooh yeah, blood meter!" Soda perks up, "Of course, see this is why you're the brains, man" Soda smiles, glancing back over to his cool friend, but immediately needing to look away again when the sight of that egregious gash tugs bile back into his throat.
While Soda averts his eyes, Emizels eyes wander back over to the body, and that classic 'Emizel has a bad idea' smile creeps across his face.
"Well, if this guys dead, I'm sure he's not gonna need all that blood.." He grins, kneeling down next to the body again.
The word 'wait' had hardly gotten the chance to crawl from Sodas mouth, before Emizel lifts up the arm of the unfortunate body, pulling the sleeve back, and immediately sinking his teeth into the exposed wrist.
The sound and the sight of blood gushing around Emizels teeth made Soda cringe, his hand impulsively coming up to aide his own wrist. An empathetic phantom pain made his wrist ache, his imagination simulating the feeling of shark teeth cutting into skin, sinking deep into the flesh, and clacking against bone. That was a lot of blood, that was streaming down the arm of this fodder.
A low growl bleeds from Emizel as he adjusts his teeth, cutting into more flesh, opening the wound further, and allowing a pulsing torrent of red to stream down his chin, onto his coat. It was an annoying thing, to clean blood out of clothing. Most of the Demons deemed it easier to just let the stains remain. But the night that Emizels throat was torn open, and liters upon liters were granted freedom from his human form, the unbelievable mess had practically changed half the color of Emizels iconic coat.
That was the first time Soda had ever seen that much blood from one person. And well. This would probably be the second.
The sight was unnerving, but it was impossible to look away. The alley was quiet, save for the distant bustle of a distant city, which made the noisy squish and squelch of teeth gnawing on flesh all the more apparent and nauseating.
Emizel had become a monster for sure, and watching it feed on something was… thrilling, in a way. It reminded Soda of feeding a pet spider, or lizard. A mouse for a snake.
It's a heavy thing to witness, the end of a human life. The fear of death is a primal thing, and Soda was no different from any other living thing. He figured everyone else feared death just as much as he does. Well, maybe except for Emizel, of course.
It made sense. Emizel was such a cocky and noisy kind of guy, but hes always had the power to back it up. Even when he lost, or seemed at his lowest, Soda still saw this sort of fire in him, one that Soda admired.
Of course Emizel would be the one to become something like a vampire. Something that Soda had always figured was just a fantasy creature thing. He wondered; if vampires were real, what else was real? Werewolves? Zombies? Unicorns? Are there real demons? Like from hell? Is hell real? Is he going to hell?
The sudden ttteeeeaaaaarrrr of flesh rips soda from his wandering thoughts. Emizel was tugging his head away from the arm of his kill, his teeth clamped down into the chewed meat, and pulling it apart. Soda had seldom seen so much of the inside of a human arm, and the sight of spilling threads and squirming veins was hardly something he ever wanted to stomach again.
"Oh fuck, dude, hey-" Soda steps forward, raising a hand, but the way Emizel snaps his head back over to him, twisting to an unnatural degree, Soda cant help jolting back.
Reddened teeth glint menacingly in the low light, a threatening growl thundering from its clenched, dripping jaws. Emizels eyes were focused, yet wild, glowing with whatever light they could reflect.
Sodas eyes were wide, and his body was frozen in the thick, electric tension within the air. It was like staring down an angry dog.. Suddenly a light bulb in his head flickers to life. It was kind of like an angry dog, right? One hunched over a meal it didn't want to give up. Memories of old encounters and unfortunate dog bites resurface in Sodas head, and with that experience, and with those lessons learned, he gathers the courage to react.
He shuts his eyes, keeping them closed for a few seconds, as he slowly pulls back his arm, and slowly steps back. It was an eye contact thing, wasn't it? Eye contact makes dogs angry, right? That was how you dealt with an angry dog? As he pulls back, and takes in a breath for composure, he finally dares to peek at the angry vampire before him again.
Its snarling had died down, but its eyes were still trained intently on Soda. After a tense, and agonizingly, slow pause... It blinks back, lowering its head back down to its meal, but keeping its anxious stare on this potential threat.
A relieved sigh falls from soda as the tension finally melts. He didnt realize he was holding in so much of his breath. "O-okay, man.. It's yours, you uh.. Earned it.." Soda mutters, stepping back further, until he was standing in a sufficiently dry enough space to sit down in. Now that he wasn't standing, he was finally taking into mind just how much his hands were shaking.
It's odd. Soda couldn't really describe this feeling thrumming in his chest as something like fear.. Nausea? For sure. Disturbed and rattled? Oh absolutely. This was certainly a sight he would have a hard time scrubbing from his eyelids when he sleeps tonight. But he wasn't scared. The memory of the night that Emizel was sired still coated the inside of his mind like an unwashable film. Even in that moment, when the unnatural teeth from the unnatural maw of an unnatural thing hovered over his throat, he couldn't say with confidence that he was scared.
Emizel really is his best friend in the world. And he knows with his whole heart that Emizel feels the same. He knew and trusted that his best friend would never hurt him. Not too badly at least. He loves Emizel, and would give anything to support him.
Like a mouse to a snake.
This really is an incredible power that his comrade had come across, and Soda especially felt a sort of pride in his friend. He felt it was worth it to help him feed it.
The bile in his throat had made its point, and Soda agreed, that watching someone die, and get torn apart and drained might be too much for him. Despite how much he hated the Fangs, the end of any human life seemed like such a jarring thing. To have such an intense fear finally get confronted. Would he go to hell?
Maybe he couldn't just feed people to his friend. So an alternative could be donated blood, right? Soda wouldn't mind giving up something like blood. His body makes it for free, after all. Maybe some other Demons would agree to give up some blood too. But they shouldn't have to take on such a burden. Soda wouldn't mind being the only one. The only one. The only one.
His hand comes up to rub at his neck, as his imagination conjures up what it might feel like to have teeth sink into his flesh. He's been stabbed before, is that sort of what it would feel like? Would he have to get stitches? He didn't really want to get stitches, so maybe there could be a more effective way to get the blood out of him. And there was so much vital stuff in his neck too. There's' a vein that's safe to cut into somewhere, right? He would have to look that up later.
A STARTLING RINGING;
Splits the moment,
Prompting both Soda and Emizel to jolt in shock,
As the phone in Emizels pocket rings away.
Acting as if nothing abnormal had taken place, Emizel pulls out his phone, and answers it.
"Heyy, Johnny! Yeah we chased em off, I don't think those bastards will be infesting this street again anytime soon. Yeah, ieah we'll be heading back soon. Oh fuck yeah dude, save us some!"
Emizel covers the speaker of his Nokia, turning back to Soda with a big smile on his violently bloodied face. "They got some pizza waiting for us back home, dude!" he whispers out to him.
Soda does his best to crack a smile, and to suppress the look of unease that probably stained his face, as he stares at the literal murder scene that's been splattered about in front of him.
"Oh, yeah, hell yeah man.." He swallows down the bile again. "What kind of uh.. Soda did they get?"
Emizel ponders that, before turning back to the phone to ask Sodas question.
"Sprite and a big pack of that one strawberry mountain dew" Emizel tosses the answer back over to Soda, who gives a nod, and thumbs up.
Mountain dew is so neat, Soda really liked all the wacky flavors those guys come up with. The thought of going home and opening a can of soda was certainly a comfort. After witnessing all this blood and gore and viscera, Soda absolutely needed to get back home and get a nice cold glass of something bright red .
As Sodas mind wanders off to soda, Emizel wraps up the conversation on the phone, before hanging up, and standing up.
The movement had pulled Sodas mind back into the moment, enough for him to timidly voice a concern he's had since the start of this debacle.
"Uh, hey, so.. The body, should we… Uh.." He gestures vaguely to it, and Emizel grants it a nonchalant glance.
"Eh, I can toss it into a dumpster or something, I dunno. I'm sure its fine. I'll handle it."
The vampire boy goes to pick up the corpse, the wound in its mangled arm no longer even dripping with blood, the flesh pale from the absolute absence of red in its veins.
"Go ahead and meet me by that one mailbox, the one with the bullet hole in it." Emizel casually instructs, tossing the drained body over his shoulder. "I'll catch up."
"Uh, yeah, okay.." Soda musters up a nod, and the strength to rise back up to his feet, wincing as that bruise on his side makes itself loudly known again. He still felt anxious, but even despite it all, he knew he could trust Emizel to take care of things. He always does. "Just stay safe man, I'll see you there." Soda assures with a smile, and Emizel matches it, tossing him a wink. And then suddenly- -He's gone! If Soda had blinked he would've missed it, but he was fortunate enough to just barely catch the glimpse of Emizel darting off at an inhuman speed, probably looking for a place to dump the body. Right, he would take care of it. Emizel always makes sure his crew is taken care of. Well... Guess all that's left for Soda is for him to walk back to that meeting spot. He looks around the alley for a moment, taking in the sight of that enormous pool of blood in the middle of the concrete. Or whatever the floor of this alley is made from. He ponders on the present moment a little longer than he meant to, the shock of it all leaving him aimless for just a few, soothing moments of just, decompression. The night is quiet, vast, and cold, but the stresses of just the past 5 hours had left his body radiating with fiery aches and pains, so the chill of the occasional clawing breeze was welcomed. Except for when said breeze agitated the cold water still soaked into his sock. He should step in another puddle on his way back to even it out. The smell of rain still rested heavy in the air, heralding another storm on the horizon. There was that, and then, well, there was also the blood. The stench of it felt far too intense to just ignore it, the metallic miasma making itself maliciously unmistakable. Maybe the impending storm will wash this mess away... He looked forward to putting this unfortunate night behind him. With one last rattled, but deep breath, he stuffs his hands in his pockets, and turns away, strolling back over to the mailbox that Emizel had described.
He couldn't wait to get home and drink some soda with his friends.
#NO TAGS ON THIS ONE BC WELL. IM SHY. IM TAKING A BIG LEAP JUST BY ALLOWING U TO REBLOG THIS. IF IT BREAKS CONTAINMENT THATS UR FAULT.#i unfortunately suffer from the disease of 'i hate everything i write the day after i write it' BUT IM GETTING TREATED#I WILL NOT BE HAUNTED BY THIS WEAKNESS FOREVER. AND HEY LOOK THIS IS THE FIRST ACTUAL FIC BIT IVE EVER FINISHED..#ITS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!! AND BY JOBE I WILL BE PROUD EVEN IF I HATE IT.#i dont always need to be the one who likes my art bc i know Someone out there will always enjoy it.#and to that someone i say: omg thankyou i LOOOOVEE YOUUUUUU!!!!!#JUST DELETED A WHOLE RAMBLE I JUST HAD ABT NERVOUS DISCLAIMERS FOR MY ART BUT I DONT NEED EM!!#GET CONFIDENT GET CONFIDENT GET CONFIDENT. ANYWAY. so emizel and soda huh#THEYRE SO CUTE TOGEEHTERRRR TEEHEHEHEHEEEE they are the homies that kiss eachother goodnight like CMON#but uhh so hey your bestest friend in da world just got turned into a freaky creature thing that eats ppl#ieah yknowthe guy that u care about alot that u had to watch get bled out by another freaky creature thing in an alleyway#yeaaah and you were super hurt and weak and stupid and u couldnt do jack nor shit to help him#what was i talking about again. RIGHT so hes even cooler now bc he cant die n hes super strong n his arms can be knives. sometimes.#but also he can eat people now. and sometimes he cant stop himself from eating people. and thats kinda scary. but in a cool way.#but also in a disturbing way. but also in an interesting way?but also in a freaky way.the feelings ARE MIXED!!!ATLEAST I THINK THEY WOULD B#okay again i havnt listened to the suckening ina bit. so its been a minute since i absorbed their personalities. i could be misreading or#misremembering or misconstruing or mischaracterizing or WHATEVER. i think the confusion carries its intended effect#LOSING MY TRAIN O THOUGHT. anyway i love soda n emizel i hope they get locked in a saw trap together or somethign. for enrichment.#TALOS GRANT ME THE STRENGHT TO POST MY CREATIONS ON LINE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHH!!!!!!!
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br1ghtestlight · 19 days
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has anybody talked about how mepad was created specifically to be steve cob's personal servant which is why he's programmed that way towards mephone/others. that something that everybody is aware of right he's sooo important to me
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necra-loid · 3 months
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oh my god WOMEN. GIRLS
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imnotinlovemp3 · 7 months
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sydney the bear has guided my entire chicago trip and i could not be happier
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snickerdoodlles · 7 months
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#12 for the book asks? <3
😘.
12. a book/book series u wish u could read for the first time ever again?
i have a specific story for this, because i distinctly remember my total shock and delight and "oH myY gOD" reaction when reading it, but i cannot for the absolute life of me remember what the title is. i'm posting this hoping the shame will spark something in my brain, because this is really annoying and i desperately want to read it again actually. this is going to bug me so much 😂
i don't really know if i have anything else for this one. i'm just not overly enamored with first readings? maybe something by Stephen King, a fresh scare is always fun.
[[ book asks ❣ ]]
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please I love your work with Alejandro
If you can/want to (I beg you), can you do something where he says the Gomez Addams line "Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her." The second part of the line is "Either day, what a bliss."
again i love your work so much and I should be doing my grad school homework but I can't focus... <33 thank youuuuuu
A/n: *SCREAMS* I LOVE THIS, i also wrote this at work.
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Alejandro loved you, adored you, he would honestly do anything for you. Placing his hand on Johnny’s shoulder he gave a nod to where you were standing, discussing something with Simon. Clearing adoration in his eyes.
Johnny chuckled under his breath, he never thought he could see so much love between the two of you. While he may never admit it out loud the man would say that he was rather jealous, it was something that he wanted.
Squeezing his shoulder he gave Johnny a rather bright smile. “Look at her. I would die for her, I would kill for her. “ closing his eyes a lazy then formed on his lips. “Either way what bliss”
Shaking his head, Johnny dropped his shoulders. “It's like you two have the perfect marriage." He couldn't believe that he was about to say this, admit it when he wasn't going to in the first place. "I gotta admit it, I'm a bit jealous of you two."
Laughing, Alejandro squeezed the mans shoulder. "She is wonderful isn't she....but do not fret Johnny, someday you will find someone that will make you want to capture the sun and the moon just to see a smile."
Blinking, he stood stunned for a moment, Taking what the man said in. He stood quietly watching as Alejandro walk towards you then lift you in the air. It might be wishful thinking but Johnny wished that someday he would have a love like that.
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trips2saturn · 1 month
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towl spoilers below!!!!!!!!!
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late briefing but it’s here and that’s what matters!!!!! let’s get into this episode! ❤️‍🔥
this episode was amazing. no notes. angst fuels me, so keep it coming in episode four along with some loving intimacy! 🤝
michonne is the most clever, headstrong, charismatic, fearless powerhouse of a woman in the entirety of twdu. there is no situation nor circumstance that she cannot handle. no matter the time, skill, or hardship that woman is going to do whatever she fucking wants. she’s such an admirable character, and yes this is just a fictional show but she means so much to me. tv mom forever and ever and ever. my lovebug!!!! 🫶🏼
rick… my og lovebug. his selfless, tender hearted yet courageous and dangerous personality is sooo missed recently because of these losers who love to keep playing hide the donkey. he’s been so beaten down and forced into the caged mindset, also known as stockholm syndrome. it hurts so much to see it affect him so deeply, especially in this episode. we truly get to understand just how horrified he is of losing michonne, losing judith, losing their home. it’s so layered that he’s come to the conclusion that he has to do whatever it takes to protect his wife and their children (judith for now until further notice). even going as far as pretending to break michonne’s heart just to get her to go back home for the sake of a safe and secured future. and as much as it rips his entire psyche into shreds, this man is a family man. his priority in life is to protect the ones that he loves by all means necessary.
and thank fucking HEAVENS that despite their years apart, michonne knows her husband like the back of her palm and can read him like a book!!! every word that poured out of his mouth was utter bullshit merely for safety purposes and i’m soooo glad that she understood that without even having to retaliate verbally.
she retaliated by throwing them out of a moving chopper LMAOOO 😭 MY GIRL, MY LEADING LADY!!!!!! CAN WE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE CRAZIEST CHARACTER IN THE ROOM. thank youuuuuu! i digress.
“we needed a timeout” shdjshdhsjdjs well yes! please knock some sense into your traumatized husband. he needs his wife!!!
moving forward. the phones!!!! “believe a little bit longer”!!!!! CARL MENTION!!!!!!??????!!!!! 😨🫨🥺☹️😖 rick not mentioning any names for three years and never liking any drawings of his son because they could never be depicted perfectly 😣😣😣 try not to cry challenge [FAILED]. punching me in the gut would hurt less. still hoping for a random chandler cameo too :D
i know that what rick said was absolutely fake and futile but as a fierce michonne lover… HER FACE AS HE SPOKE??? if we don’t see him loving on her endlessly in episode four… i might throw myself out of a moving helicopter.
one hundred percent positive that they’ll be pouring bisquick and making pancakes next episode. i’m sat.
thorne is a D. not an A. she’s a piece of shit and will be dealt with eventually. michonne will handle any light work. i rest my case.
jadis is a sexual predator and a grade-A loser with a shit haircut. i almost pissed myself laughing when rick said that. he’s been waiting and so have i!!!! 😁 but yeah she sucks. die asap.
RICHONNE KISS IN THE WOODS AFTER BEING A POWERHOUSE COUPLE. 🥹 reminded me so much of when they took those cars and drove into that herd of walkers. ugh. please put their entire love story into the louvre.
last but not least because i’m tired — unsure what beale is up to. he’s so sketchy, and also SO CONFUSED about rick supposedly having a briefing with him about being promoted?! NO. no thanks we didn’t ask for him to ever be a leader nor get kidnapped in the first place!!!! scared to see what lies ahead for the next three episodes :(((((
in conclusion, michonne is the most beautiful angel to walk the earth. she looked so hot in every single scene. episode three is hands down my favorite episode yet, despite the hardship. again, angst fuels me. so excited to see what’s in store next week, and every other week after that!!!! it’s only up from here. ❤️‍🔥⬆️
okay that’s it. hope everyone enjoyed the episode!!!! this is such a wild ride, and i’m happy to have my television parents back on my screen, making things happen again. 🌟🔥
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louloulemons-posts · 3 months
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The Criminal And The Princess II
Grumpy!College!Eddie X Sunshine!Skater!Reader
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Summary : Edens dad is pushing her to breaking point, but when Steve Harrington suggests going to a gig, they stumble upon who she never thought she’d see.
Word Count : 2k
Warnings : not much eddie (i’m sorry), shitty parents, once again talk of eating, girlhood, nancy is sad, swearing, billy hargrove.
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“Again!”
“Dad I have to go I have class,” I sighed, skating towards him. “Regionals are coming up how are you expecting to win if you’re still so sloppy?” he snapped at me.
“Maybe I don’t want to win! Maybe I don’t even wanna go to fucking regionals!”
“Don’t you dare talk to me like that!”
“I’m telling you the truth!”
“Your mother-“ I didn’t give him the chance to finish, “I’m not mom!”
With a deep breath, i spoke calmly, “I know you miss her, god dad I do too, but me skating, won’t bring her back.” The man who I love so dearly didn’t say a word, his dark eyes stern. “Just go Eden.”
“Dad-“
“And don’t worry about dinner on Friday.”
“Dad come on-“
“You need to lose the weight anyways.” I sucked in a breath, but said nothing more as I watched the greying man walk up the stairs and slamming the door to his office.
Rubbing my hand to my face I sat down on the cold plastic bench, taking off my skates and replacing them with my trainers. Throwing my oversized hoodie on, I headed out of the rink and to my car.
“E!” a voice called out.
“Harrington,” I replied, as the brunette jogged over the parking lot to me. “Hey- woah you look like shit!”
“Yeah 4:30 starts will do that to a girl,” I shrugged, throwing my bag in the back.
“Sorry that was rude of me,” he said, but I brushed him off with a smile. “What can I do for you Stevie boy?”
“So my friend has gig after the match on Friday, I was wondering if you wanted to come? Obviously I’ve invited the rest of the gang.”
“Did you really just say gang?”
“Yeah, I regret it, shut up. Do you wanna come?”
“I have training the next-“ my brows furrowed, dad’s words echoing in my head, “You know what, yeah it sounds fun.
“Great, I’m gonna text Robin all the details so, I’ll see you around.”
“See you.”
Well that was something to look forward too.
~ / / / * \ \ \ ~
Sat in class the professor droned on and on, Vickie was almost asleep besides me. I felt my phone buzz in pocket, taking it out I saw a message from Robin.
Robs : soooo a little dingus said you’re coming to a certain gig this friday? 👀
E : figured it was time i had some fun
E : lets be honest its a rare occasion
Robs : im actually so excited for this!!!!!
E : yeah me too, and you’re gonna be extra excited when i tell you who else is coming 😚
Putting my phone down on my notebook I nudged Vickie. “Hm,” she said rubbing her eyes, then brushed an auburn curl from her face.
“Sorry did I fall asleep?” I huffed a laugh,
“A little, but that’s not why I’m waking you. Are you free Friday?”
“I think so yeah, what’s up?”
“Wanna come to a gig?”
“Who’s gig?”
“Not sure yet, but me and a few friends are going, Nancy, Steve, oh and you know Robin right?”
“R-robin?” she stuttered.
“Yeah! I could text you the details, it’d be nice to hang out when we’re not studying.”
She nodded, cheeks flushed slightly, “Yeah cool, just text me.” I returned the nod, picking my phone back up.
Robs : who???
Robs : ????
Robs : did you die???
E : lmao no very much alive
Robs : who’s coming???
E : Vickie
Robs : …
E : love youuuuuu 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Robs : EDEN I SWEAR TOENDJSKSJSKSJJDJD
With a laugh I put my phone away and attempted to focus on this mind numbing lecture.
~ / / / * \ \ \ ~
Friday rolled around really quickly, people were so ready for the weekend already. Who knew summer break would be missed already.
“I’m still not over the fact your dad said that to you?” Nancy said, whilst taming her curls.
“It’s fine, it’s not like it’s out of the ordinary.”
“Are you sure I can’t kick him in the throat?”
“I really don’t wanna have to bail you out of jail Robs.”
She hummed, “Yeah that’s true, would not look good for my future.”
“Dads are so shit!” Nancy exclaimed out of nowhere. “Nance-“ I began.
“No! I Robins dad walked out, your dad bullies you and my dad acts like I don’t fucking exist. Why do these men have kids and then treat them like trash?”
The girl was flinging her arms around like crazy, huffing angrily. “Nance, but the hairbrush down you’ll hurt yourself,” Robin said. The girl placed it to the floor, kneeling down behind her, I met her gaze in the mirror.
“What happened?” I asked. She looked at me with glassy eyes. “Mom called, yesterday she was going out to that meal, you know the one for her friends birthday?”
Me and Robin both gave her affirming nods, “Well Mike was working a shift at the record store and dad was picking Holly up from school,” she let out a shaky breath.
“It’s okay,” I said, hugging her from behind, resting my chin on her shoulder. “He forgot her, was sat at home watching a game. She was there for hours, when Mike came home he found him passed out on the couch.”
“Is Holly okay?” Robin asked, sliding off Nancys bed and down next to us. The brunette nodded, “Yeah, a teacher stayed with her and Mike went to get her. Mom got so mad and then you know what he said?”
I rubbed her shoulder, and Robin squeezed her hand. “He said, ‘Oh Nancy was supposed to get her,’” she choked on a sob, “He didn’t even know I was gone!”
“Oh Nance,” I said, pulling her back to hug me, Robin went to her front, wrapping her arms around us both. “Dads are the worst,” Robs said. “They really are!” I agreed.
“I swear Jonathan, Will and El are the only ones who got a decent one!” Robin laughed. “H-Hoppers a good man,” Nancy sniffled.
“You know what we’re gonna do tonight?” I asked pulling away from the hug, going to face Nancy, I wiped the tears from her face.
“What?” she asked.
“We’re gonna go to that game and cheer on our guy Harrington! And then, we’re gonna go to that gig and drink and dance and celebrate the badass women who raised us!”
“That sounds like the best plan,” Robin smiled, “You up for it Nance?”
“Yeah! Let’s go celebrate our moms.”
“And also get Robin a girlfriend!”
Me and Nancy laughed as Robin fell back, groaning into her hands. “What about you? You got your eye on anyone?” Nancy asked, cleaning up her tear stained face.
“Nah.”
“Oh come on E!”
“Seriously there’s nobody,” I laughed. “Plus I’m happy enough being wingwoman, I mean you and Johnny are getting to 2 years now?”
“Yeah,” the girl couldn’t hide her smile, “Speaking of, he’ll be here soon so, get ready!” She shooed us out of her room with a laugh.
~ / / / * \ \ \ ~
“Come on Harrington!” I cheered, jumping up and down. The game was almost over and our guys were down 6 points. Jonathans friend Argyle let out a loud whoop as the puck hit the back of the net.
“Let’s go dingus!” Robin shouted. I looked up from the ice briefly, my eyes meeting my fathers. His face looked like its normal stern self, but he looked sad?
I know I shouldn’t have yelled at him, specially not about mom, but god he shouldn’t have said the things he did either.
Suddenly I felt arms wrapped around me and the siren went, signalling the game was over. “We won!” Robin screamed. I looked at the score board, we were up by 2 points.
With a smile, I put my arms around the girl, giving her a squeeze. Leaning over the side of the seats, Steve walked past, “Go on Harrington!” we all cheered for him, making him smile bashfully.
“I’ll meet you guys after,” he said walking away. “No cheers for me Eden?” a vile voice came. “In your dreams Hargrove.”
“Oh they’re more than cheers in the dreams gorgeous.”
“Gross, “Robin said from behind me.
“You okay Benny?” Jonathan asked. Benny was a nickname he’d decided on when we were in kindergarten, apparently Eden was a weird name, but I thought Johnathan was too old so,” All good Johnny.”
The rink soon cleared out and we decided to wait by our cars for Steve. “Eden,” a deep voice called from behind. Dad was stood at the end of the hallway, Robin held my hand, Nancy appearing on the other side.
“It’s okay, I’ll catch up,” I said, walking towards the man. “What’s up?” I asked.
“I … I just wanted to apolo-“ he was cut off when the team of hollering boys ran by, Steve being one of them.
“Coach Bennett,” the boy smiled, swinging his arm over my shoulder. “Steve, good match,” the man offered him a smile, I hadn’t had one of those in a long time.
“Sorry I interrupted,” Steve spoke.
“It’s okay, what did you want to say dad?”
“Take a break this weekend, no training, but I expect you to do a morning and evening practice on Monday. Yrene is back from maternity leave so she’ll be training you.”
I sighed, but spoke through gritted teeth, “Great, thanks dad.” I turned to Steve, “Let’s go,” almost dragging the boy down the hall.
“We could get lunch on Sunday?” My dad called after me.
“What?”
“Lunch. I know dinner isn’t an option tonight, go have fun. Let me know if you’re free Sunday.” I gave him a nod, before I did drag Steve down the hall.
“That was weird,” he said when we got out into the fresh hair, you could feel that autumn was rolling around fast. “I know, who knew that Ethan Bennett wasn’t always an ass,” I said.
“Everything okay?” Nancy asked as we headed to the car. “Yeah all good, now let’s go!”
“What’s the name of the band your friends in again?” Jonathan asked.
“Corroded Coffin, and I gave you the address right?” Jonathan nodded, consuming, “The hideout right?”
“Yeah that’s the one, E does that friend of yours need a ride?”
I felt Robin go stiff beside me, “Vickie? Nah she’s being dropped off by her brother.”
“Cool, let’s go then!”
“I swear I’m gonna kill you,” Robin muttered. “What was that?” She gave me a sickly sweet smile, linking our arms, “Nothing!”
~ / / / * \ \ \ ~
The bar known as The Hideout was packed, I recognised some faces from college, everyone was here to have a good time. Onto your second drink, I smiled as I saw a familiar redhead.
“Vickie!” I called out.
“Hey,” she smiled, making her way through a crowd of people. “Come and meet the guys.” Taking her hand I led her over to my friends.
“Everyone!” I shouted to get their attention, “This is Vickie, we’re in history together.”
She raised a hand, offering a smile to them. “Vickie this is Steve, Nancy, Jonathan,” he cringed when I said his name,” Argyle and you know Robin.”
“Yeah, hi,” she smiled.
“Hey um … can I get you a drink?”
“Uh yeah sure, cool.” Oh my god they were so cute. When the pair walked away me and Nancy squealed.
“Alright folks we have our next act of the evening for you, give it up for Indianas own, Corroded Coffin!” A man shouted into the mic.
The five of us walked into the crowd getting to the front, standing by the stage, I was excited to see Steve’s buddy.
Out walked 3 boys, one sitting behind the drum set and the others picking up guitars. Taking a sip of my drink, I regretted it right away, almost choking when I saw the final member walk out on stage.
“Holy shit!” I exclaimed.
“Good evening Indiana!” he shouted. He looked so different, so alive, his curls falling down his back, freely allowed to do so. His dark eyes shining with mischief and joy.
“We’re Corroded Coffin and we’re here to rock your world for the next hour or so! Are! You! Ready!”
~ / / / * \ \ \ ~
They meet again 👀
This part was mainly me healing the parental issues in stranger things with friendship lmao.
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serickswrites · 8 months
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Did I miss a part 2 to antidote? 🥵🥵❤️❤️
You did not! I have been falling so behind on keeping up with things (low spoon time for me due to a multitude of reasons). I didn't realize it would be so popular, lol. I have no idea where this is going, so please enjoy!
Part 1
Warnings: captivity, torture, restraints, forced to watch, poisoning, unconsciousness
Caretaker breathed a sigh of relief as Whumpee blinked their eyes open. Whumpee was ok. That was all that mattered.
"Wh-Wh-Whatttt di-di-did youuuuuu d-d-d-oooo?" Whumpee slurred as they blinked up at Whumper.
"Only what Caretaker asked of me," Whumper said sweetly as they grinned down at Whumpee. "We are going to have so much fun, you and I, all thanks to Caretaker."
"No!" Caretaker shouted as Whumper pulled another vial from their pocket. "You promised! I promised! WHUMPER!"
Whumpee began to struggle weakly in their restraints, but Whumper easily overpowered them and squeezed their jaw open. "I did promise. I gave Whumpee the antidote. They are alive. And will live for now. And you gave me what I asked for."
"NO WHUMPER!" Caretaker shouted as Whumper dumped the contents of the vial into Whumpee's mouth and held Whumpee's mouth closed.
Whumpee thrashed in Whumper's arms. Whumper pinched Whumpee's mouth closed. "I would swallow if I were you. Otherwise I'll let you pass out and you'll still swallow it. Don't you want to be awake to see what Caretaker gave away to save your pitiful existence?"
Whumpee growled around Whumper's hand, refusing to swallow. Caretaker looked on in horror as slowly Whumpee's struggles became weaker and weaker. "They need to breathe, Whumper! PLEASE!"
Whumper shook their head. "I'm not going to let them die. But I am making good on what you promised. I will have my prize." They smiled down at Whumpee as Whumpee's eyes rolled into the back of their head, slowly going limp in their restraints. "Besides, we'll have plenty of time for them to be awake for this part." Whumper massaged Whumpee's throat, ensuring the liquid was swallowed completely before they removed their fingers.
Caretaker couldn't shake the feeling of terror that gripped them when they began to realize they had no idea what they had promised Whumper and what the cost was and would continue to be for Whumpee. They could only look on in horror as Whumper looked around the table next to Whumpee for something.
"This should do nicely," Whumper said as they selected something out of Caretaker's sight. Whumper looked over their shoulder, "Buckle up, Caretaker, this is going to be a fun ride!"
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ijwrsmff · 11 months
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Omg I’m a slut for yandere Vi or Sevika
Here are some headcanons for youuuuuu thank you for being the first to request yandere arcane things X3
Headcanons for Vi and Sevika (Separate) under the cut!
Vi:
She’s very much a protective yandere
If you’re in Piltover, she’d sneak up every day to come see you
At first, she wouldn’t want you to be aware of her
She prefers you stay out of her life, seeing as it can be dangerous
But then…she wouldn’t be able to resist
Sneaking into your work, and pretending she intended to buy your products
She would show up everywhere in your life
Flirting relentlessly, and always bringing you your favorite things
If you were from the lanes?
She would never leave your side
Screw heists and scrounging for money, she would be there to make sure you were always safe
She would have Vander watch over you, and give you a job at the bar
Vander would know of her love, and protect you with his life
He knew he could take Vi in a fight, but that doesn’t mean he’d want to
If anyone started to cause trouble in his bar, he’d send you to the back room where you could stay far away from the trouble he’d both cause and or resolve
If anyone hurt you…even a scratch? She’d be even more protective than usual
She wouldn’t want you to be mad at her in any regard, but if you got hurt even once she’d confine you to her room
You’d never be able to leave
And she would wear you down, until you wouldn’t WANT to leave
No matter what, she would kill, live, and die for you if she had to
Powder would grow to love you too, as that would be very important to Vi
Vi would look at the two of you working on Powder’s newest “weapon” and see that you wanted to help her. Genuinely
You would look over to Vi, as she watched you and Powder, and tilt your head
“What’s…wrong?” You’d ask
“Nothing…nothing at all. In fact, everything’s perfect. You two are safe, and that’s what matters.” 
Sevika:
Sevika on the other hand, is a sadistic yandere
She didn’t care if you cried, begging to go home
She would just sit there and smirk
Once she had her eye on you, she’d kidnap you without thinking twice about it
Hell, her boss is Silco. In her eyes, that meant she could do anything she wanted if it didn’t hinder his plans in any way
She wouldn’t even have to restrain you
She was strong enough it didn’t matter
If you tried to escape? She wasn’t above tossing you around the room or throwing you against a wall
You were HERS
She saw you as property, and in her mind, she could treat her property however she damn well pleased
Eventually she could grow feelings, but you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
The only thing that would really change is her violence towards anyone who even got near your cell
And she would think about you constantly
Seeing her acts of violence towards other people as “one less person that can hurt my little toy” 
She would ask you, however, every day 
“Do you want to leave?” You learned not to say no, but even when you said yes she knew if you were lying
But one day, after seeing her defend you over some creep who thought he could even do so much as look at you flirtatiously, she asked you again
“Do you want to leave” 
You said…”No. I don’t.” And this time? You really did mean it
For the first time…you saw a smile on her face
Not a smirk, or sarcastic look, but a smile
If you weren’t hers before…you definitely were now
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nattinatalia · 1 year
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Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU
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Liked by urbanwyatt, yourbestiename, dojacat, beckyg, claybornharlow, and 7,667,346 others
yourusername You don’t need no wifi to hit my hot spot.
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dojacat 🥵 Bitchhhhhh let em titties out
yourusername Only for you 🤭🤪
claybornharlow PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!!!!!
jackharlow I SECOND THIS!!!!! I’m telling mom
yourusername I’m about to block you both!!!! And umm mom helped me put this fit together, so mind your business.
mamamaggie I sure did 😊 and my babygirl looks sexy.
jackharlow MOM!!!!!!!! Wth
claybornharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️ I’m telling dad then.
user How are you related to Jack and Clay?
yourusername Those bitches are my sons.
mamamaggie Y/N!!!!!!!!
jackharlow See what we’ve had to deal with??? Should’ve left her ass in the trash bin.
mamamaggie JACKMAN THOMAS HARLOW!
yourusername This is why I’m the favorite 😇 I’m adopted and I’m still everyone’s favorite.
claybornharlow 🙄
urbanwyatt My favorite Harlow!
yourusername 😝😝😝😝
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urbanwyatt I just want to throw 1s on some ass
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yourusername Come throw them on this ass 🤭🤪
cozane Ay yoooo 😳
claybornharlow 🤨
jackharlow Say what now?
urbanwyatt I didn’t do anything
yourusername 🙄 YET…….
jackharlow Y/N
urbanwyatt 🧍🏼🧍🏼🧍🏼🧍🏼
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theshaderoom Looks like actress Y/N Harlow was spotted traveling with her new mystery guy. Sources say they were full on pda once they landed in Las Vegas.
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user Mystery guy? 💀 that’s Urban
user I SHIP THEM HARD!!!!!!!
user ohhhhh I wonder what Jack and Clay will think about this.
yourusername 😝😝😝 My man my man my man.
jackharlow Stop 🤦🏼‍♂️
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urbanwyatt If we locked in, ain't no switchin' up. Weekend gateway with my girl 🤪🥵
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neelamthadhani That’s my girl
taylorrooks She’s a hottie 🥵
cozane 🫣 I see nothing
selenosunni I see nothing, I know nothing!!!
nemoachida Oh you wanna die die
user I’m pretty sure Jack is totally fine with it. It’s his best friend and “sister”
claybornharlow That’s our sister, point blank period!!!!
claybornharlow & NO WE ARE NOT COOL WITH THIS!!!!
jackharlow 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
yourusername I love youuuuuu, an amazing gateway with you baby 😘
urbanwyatt I love you ❤️😘
jackharlow April fools was last week so this better be you two trying to pull a prank
mamamaggie Finally ❤️
jackharlow EXCUSE ME?
claybornharlow Mom???? 🤔
mamamaggie Its not my fault you two are too blind to see your sister has been in love with Urban since the moment she laid eyes on him. Now hush and leave them alone!!!!
yourusername 🤪 See? I’m the favorite, so listen to mom and mind y’all’s business.
druski2funnny Not Urb being mighty quiet now!!! Come and stand up for your girl
urbanwyatt 🖕🏻 my girl can handle her big brothers
jackharlow You two better come home now!!!!!!!
claybornharlow Or we will go to you
yourusername You’re not going to do shit!!!! Now bye ✌🏼
druski2funnny If I knew y/n would be down to date jacks friends, I’d shoot my shot sooner!
urbanwyatt Stay out of her dms annoying ass
claybornharlow I still can’t believe that you’re dating Urb
yourusername 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 believe it
user The fact that we all knew they were dating but her brothers are barely finding out
yourusername My big brothers may be talented, but they’re slow sometimes!!!! It’s ok, they’ll come around!!!!
jackharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️ We’re going to have a serious conversation about this.
claybornharlow Urb I’m fighting you the moment I see you for taking my innocent sister from us.
yourusername There’s not a damn innocent thing about me left 🤪🤪🤪
jackharlow 🤮 🤢 MOM COLLECT YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!
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tosahobi-if · 4 months
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I love Murim stories so much I'm super excited for the IF! How would the Ros react if a MC who kisses them every morning, one day forgot?
jinwol isn't a morning person so though he would feel something was off, he wouldn't realize it until the afternoon at which point he's doing the NO WAIT WAIT WAIT (insert jon bernthal punisher meme). spends the rest of the day freaking out. mc returns home to find him acting super-duper affectionate. would rather die than bring up the fact not getting one (1) kiss left him in shambles so he figures if he can end the day by giving the mc 10x the amount it'll all work out.
yul is a "has a routine of bringing you breakfast in bed" partner in the first place so if the mc miraculously manages to forget even in that situation they're just going to pull the back cling with their head over the mc's shoulder and refuse to let them leave. probably throws in the "can you give me two today because you forgot 🥹?" ends up steering it into an entire Makeout Session.
iseul would absolutely not notice until she walks five steps out of the house before she's like "wait a minute!" runs back in, grabs the mc, dips them into an intense kiss and then immediately runs back out yelling things like LOVE YOUUUUUU LIGHT OF MY LIFE MY FAVORITE PERSON HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER loud enough for everyone else to hear.
??? will remember that. (every slight shall be returned tenfold – have fun not sleeping tonight!)
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nadjaandlaszlo · 2 years
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ofmd lines I quote on the daily:
~~Edward Teach, born on a beach~~
my fucking resignation, you absolute TW A T.
you can stab me in the face now
THERE’S A SOCK ON THE DOOR.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin’!
still here. morning.
thisisfartoofastthisisfartoofastthisisfartoofastthisisfartoofast—
FUCKING. NATURE. FUCK YOUUUUUU.
I would love to be stabbed by Jim
oooooh daddy… daddy…
don’t kill one another, you guys!
oh my god, this is happening.
a dollop of milk and seven sugars :)
man for sale! someone buy my booty!
Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that… because they’re witches and they’ve got knives in their feet.
hanging on. by a thread. hanging on. then it goes - shouldn’t let go, if I let go, all will fall. fingers bleeding. down to the bone now. can’t let go. nothing makes sense. hold on. hold on. hold. on.
I’m not a F U C K I N G mermaid
now that’s a fuckery :)
Coming, Nana! I’m coming for some cake!
m’NOses!
ohhh, the light-skins >:(
some of us are trying to BASK in MOON-GLOW.
sorry… pissed on your boots.
I’m in the blanket fort. the door’s the blue cushion.
DO THE WOODEN BOY VOICE
you’re very cool. and you wear leather. so you might not understand this.
I’m no prostitute, mate!
I’m gonna go mug a guy for a dinghy :D
look at that… you wear fine things well.
have you ever been sketched? ;)
you mean curl up into a ball and die..?
oh hello, I’m a little wooden boy and me- me legs are sticks
Izzy. They’ve Got A Bird Guy.
just put some fucking imagination into it, man.
you don’t belong in doggy heaven :’(
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