#I would too

[mediumtires]

well that was a handful of arse right there

#we’re back etc #THATS HARASSMENT #sir be serious that’s your husband #toto fumbling for words after his husband grabs his arse live on camera #so real #i would too #toto wolff #christian horner #christian/toto #belgian gp 2023

[darlingod]

Cardan was so real for giving up on life for a moment after confessing his feelings to Jude in tcp. He was like yeah, actually, maybe you should shoot me. Knife? Okay, whichever method you prefer. I respect your decision.

#I would too #he was so brave #he would not die looking like a lil bitch in front of his crush even if she was the one to kill him #Cardan when Jude kissed him instead: oh ok I REALLY respect this decision #Cardan respected it so much that he was willing to be under her command with the littlest hesitation 😭😭 #Cardan: oh now that we’ve kissed you want me under your control? bet #Cardan: great minds lol #the cruel prince #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jurdan #me exaggerating but not #but am

[tanked-up]

(Ghost entering the office with some bagged pants and a white tank top)

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Price: Someone check on Soap

Gaz: I don’t see him…?

Alejandro: I bet you’d think I’d look good on that, Rudy…

Price: Where’s Rudy…?

Gaz: … and Soap?

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(Rudy and Soap outside the office)

Soap: I think I forgot how to breath

Rudy: I think I need AC

Soap: Good thinking on coming out here

Rudy: Ale will skin me if he found out

Soap: We can’t enter the office looking like this… what are we gonna do

Price opening the door to talk: You know these are glass windows, right?

Gaz: We can see you two idiots hyperventilating

Alejandro: RUDY COME BACK HERE, AHORA!

Rudy muttering while dragging Soap back inside: This is all your fault, Soap! You couldn’t have freaked out internally!?

Soap: YOU ALSO DID

#I would too #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #john price #gaz mw2 #alejandro mw2 #rudy mw2 #alejandro x rodolfo #alerudy #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quote #cod meme #tank top

[snorzyy]

autism looks so good on him <33

#when his special interest is pirates and he leaves his family to persue it #so real king #i would too #ofmd #our flag means death #rhys darby #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #autism

[aleksanderscult]

It's no wonder he killed himself after that.

#the darkling #rule of wolves #LMAO #i would too #the Darkling: “Fuck this shit I'm out🎶” #he literally left them for five minutes alone and everything went to Hell #antis: “THANK GOD THE DARKLING'S DEAD” #the world after the Darkling died: #grishaverse #shadow and bone #king of scars #nikolai duology #pro darkling #aleksander morozova #pro aleksander morozova #meme #grishaverse meme #shadow and bone meme #rule of wolves meme

[lvnesart]

So I know this may be poor timing considering your recent anons but I am so forgetful so I want to go ahead and ask: what is the reason you ship zhongchi/tartali? Like, as a genuine question. Unless I missed an event, I just don't see any chemistry between them. I'm just curious as to how it became such a big ship, I guess.

I guess in the same way you don't see chemistry, I do??? To me theyre each others dearest friend, who truly know who the other is, and the only other person who Gets it and who ISNT the traveler.

I think people got so stuck on fanon Childe who begs everyone for fights and comes in swinging every other nation, but like??? He's well-mannered and very polite, especially towards "normal" people. And I like how polite and accommodating he was to civilian Zhongli, whilst Zhongli was 100% aware of Childe's status and still entertained him, even having that fond little touch when Childe showed up anytime.

I like to think even with the reveal, hes an little more feisty and up in Zhongli's business, but he'll still accommodate Zhongli because who wouldn't lol AND I Love Zhonglis voiceline about him sfshs that annoyed fondness is very endearing to me

#asks #genuinely i cannot actually picture any other person fit for a zhongli experiencing retirement #than childe a guy who is very strong and clear reminder of zhonglis archonhood he gave up #if said guy also rails him silly then who am i to complain #i would too

[ratsonfire]

Basically Reed900

(Reference under break)

#detroit become human #dbh #dbh fanart #gavin reed #dbh gavin #dbh nines #dbh rk900 #hank anderson #reed900 #gavin reed x rk900 #Hank hates them #i would too #they would be the most obnoxious couple ever #i want them. #pretend I’m not late for Valentine’s Day

[youre-only-gay-once]

Dean winchester will be in a room full of chairs and choose to sit on the staircase instead of using any of them

#i would too #spn #dean winchester

[hischierschain]

he’s suppressing the eye roll

#nj devils #nico hischier #i would too #i don’t think he’s lindy’s favorite fan rn

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "I thought she wasn't interested in Ajax that way"

Yoko: "She's not!"

Wednesday: "Then why did she agree?"

#oh no #wednesday #is spiralling #i mean #i would too #i get it #i relate #BUT YOU DON'T #HAVE TIME FOR THIS #GO #FIND ENID #AHHHH #YOKO #TELL HER #yoko tanaka #wednesday addams #wenclair #wenclair cult

[wellthebardsdead]

Friendly reminder that baldurs gate now has jiggle physics for all the freaks who enjoy making Halsin walk around naked.

@pearsaregrossfightme I’m looking at you.

#putting that poor old man in boots and a cowboy hat in the middle of the city with his ding dong out like that #ya nasty #I would too #baldurs gate 3 #halsin baldur's gate 3

[daisukes-diary]

I get him

#lupin iii #lupin the third #jigen daisuke #ルパン三世 #I would too

[vettely]

imagine being nyck de vries and trading the excellence that is fe for this

#i bet he misses it #i would too #nyck de vries #fe #f1 #miami gp 2023 #formula 1

[feelingthedisaster]

if i had nickel everytime neil mentioned how uncomfortable was throat protection of his exy gear, i had too many nickels cuz he complained about it every game

#i would too #sounds uncomfortable as fuck #currently in my aftg reread #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #exy

[lets-try-some-writing]

can you write something where optimus is in a car crash

my brain needs something like that lol

Oh this should be good. I have wanted to write something like this for months.

Optimus's First Car Crash

Optimus has always taken every precaution when on the road with human drivers. Driving laws on Cybertron were seen as guidelines at best. No one could really stop a bot from driving or flying where they wanted, it would have been like herding cats (although by primus the cops did certainly try). As such Optimus and his team were used to having to push their way through just about everything, not caring about speed limits or traffic laws. Of course arriving on earth changed that for them and Optimus spent an enormous amount of time boggling over the many many rules regarding driving around the world.

Ratchet and the team ended up seeing the earth driving laws as a suggestion more than anything else. The Autobot medic has been forbidden from driving in city landscapes due to his blatant disregard for anything resembling a traffic light or a stop sign. The rest of the team are barely permitted and only because Agent Fowler forced them to go through rigorous driving lessons. This left Optimus, ever the gentle giant, as the only member of the team who actually gave a frag about driving properly. He has always taken driving among the humans very seriously and with extreme caution, never daring to stray from any laws. One wrong move on his part could lead to a crash, one that he would walk out of unscathed but would likely kill whoever he crashed into.

He has always been paranoid about driving among the humans, and so when his biggest fear regarding the roads became reality, he very nearly broke down. It wasn't his fault in the slightest, but being in the middle of the busy highway, one human driver got a little too eager to get ahead and ended up skidding directly into Optimus before he could even register what was happening properly. His first instinct was to try and blast the driver into oblivion, assuming it was an attacker. He was only barely able to stop himself and come to a steady stop on the edge of the highway alongside the car that had hit him.

The human driver got out immediately and started swearing up a storm and screaming at Optimus to "get out and talk". While Optimus had learned what he was supposed to do in such a situation, he still ended up freezing for a hot minute as the human driver continued to swear and call up police. It took around fifteen minutes of the driver demanding that Optimus get out before the police arrived, leaving Optimus in a bit of a panic. As the officers spoke with the driver who was exclaiming something about Optimus's unwillingness to exit his vehicle, Optimus hastily began creating a holoform. Having never done it before on such short notice, Optimus hurriedly threw together the only holoform he could conceive at the time and stay as calm as possible as he rolled down his window and spoke.

The officers heard and came over, only to immediately scream in terror and hold up their weapons. Poor Optimus being far too stressed to understand what the issue was, panicked at the possibility of being attacked and took off down the highway. It did not take long for the police to begin tailing him, lights and sirens blaring as they chased him. This only prompted Optimus to panic even more as humans are WAY out of the realm of his expertise. And assuming they had somehow figured out that he wasn't human, he drove for his life while hastily calling Ratchet.

Optimus: *in a panic* I need a ground bridge, quickly!

Ratchet: *looking a little shocked at Optimus's tone* I am locking onto your coordinates. What is going on over there?

Optimus: I got into a collision and now human police officers are in hot pursuit!

Ratchet: Alright, hold on.

Thankfully Optimus managed to turn around a corner and drove straight through the ground bridge before the cops could catch up to him. But upon entering base, he was met with many confused stares and an incredibly displeased agent Folwer who muttered something along the lines of "now we need to change your license plates". Once Optimus calmed and was asked about the situation and just what triggered the violent reaction from the police, everything became clear. It took him a moment, but as he winced as reproduced his holoform, there was no denying that any normal human being would have found the abomination terrifying.

In his panicked state Optimus had thrown together the most uncanny valley looking thing known to mankind. It was a strange mess of male and female proportions, it had blotchy discolored skin, an extra limb, and a terrifying smile. Not to mention the thing was huge compared to the average human due to just how unsettled Optimus was at the time. It was no surprise the humans were terrified. Even the team looked at the holoform with mild horror.

Fowler: *chocking on his coffee* What the hell is that!

Miko: *looking at the holoform in mixed fear and awe* It looks like a zombie!

Jack: *trying not to gag* How is that even supposed to be human?!

Rafael: *taking off his glasses and cleaning them again just to be sure that he is seeing correctly* How did you even make something like that?!

The Team: *looks at Optimus judgmentally*

Optimus: ...

Optimus: I may have panicked.

Optimus didn't go driving in any cities or highways for a while after that, too paranoid of dealing with the same situation again. He was also given a very stern lesson by June on what human anatomy should look like. And since then he has a prepared holoform ready to go and several scripts to read from in case he ever gets pulled over again. Still, he can't help the slight nervousness that pokes at his mind every time a cop passes by.

#maccadam #transformers #transformers prime #optimus prime #my dude panicked alright #I would too #he may be a powerhouse but cops make anyone nervous #i hope this turned out alright

[scrimblyscrorblo]

POOKIE I HAVE BEEN WONDERING.... DO GENYA EVEN WEARS SHOES? ON THE OFFICIAL ARTS WE SEE GENYA HAS SANDAL BUT IN THE ANIME? I ONLY SEE HIM WITH SOCKS IN THE MANGA? I CAN'T SEE...

Pookie pls tell me, he wars shoes or no? 😭

Omg I have no idea tbh

I did just google it and it only shows him socks god I pray that kid has shoes, Gyomei totally bought him shoes so if he doesn’t it is 100% a concious choice. Certainly A choice but go off king ig

@sarcastic-kaz you’re like the biggest Genya fan I know please….please tell me this kid wears shoes 🥺

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #shinazugawa genya #genya shinazugawa #kny genya #answered asks #answered anon #it’s really funny if it’s a choice though #I hope it’s not #for his sake #and Sanemi #I just know the first time he saw Genya soar without shoes #he was sweating bullets in order to not go over and scold him #I would too #get that child his shoes back