#I‘m bored

[sharenadraculea]

Dungeon Meshi Evolutionary tree!

Quick note at the beginning: this is just me speculating, mostly based on how the diffrent species look as well as the bit of other info we get in the manga. I can‘t DNA-test them.

Evolutinary tree Number one:

Evolutionary Tree Number Two:

I think Orcs are the species who branched off first and is thus the most distantly related to everyone else. This is mostly based on the fact that they still have fur and very large canines, both traits that got lost very early on in human evolution, leading me to assume that they split off before those traits got lost in other humanoids. Orcs also have a noticably diffrent nose from all the others, so I assume that developed only after they split off. Them splitting off early would have allowed for more time for that to happen, as it only happend in their branch.

Now comes the point I‘m the least certain about: Did Dwarves and Gnomes split off, leaving Elves closer related to Tall-men, Ogres and Half-Foots (Evolutionary Tree Number 1), or did Dwarves, Gnomes and Elves split off together, meaning Elves are closer related to Dwarves and Gnomes (Evolutionary Tree Number 2)? Number one is pretty much just based on looks, as Elves look very similar to Tall-men, Ogres and Half-foots, suggesting that they may be quite closely related, while Dwarves and Gnomes look a bit more „weird“. In this case Elves still split of earlier from Tall-men than Ogres did, as they are more diffrent from Tall-men. Number two is based on the fact that Elves, Gnomes and Dwarves are all long-lived species and it would make sense for them to be closer related to each other.

I do assume in both cases that Gnomes and Dwarves are closer related to each other than to anyone else, beeing both short, long-lived races and sharing some other traits, most notably their big ears and big noses, giving them somewhat similar facial traits.

Now onto the last three Species: Ogres/Oni, Tall-Men and Half-Foots. My assumption is that Orge and Tall-Men are in kind of a Neanderthal-Homo Sapiens-Situation, with Ogres originating from a colder climate, which leads to them beeing overall bigger to better deal with the colder temperatures. (It is called Bergmann‘s rule, it has to due with the square-cube-law. Short version, bigger bodies have proportionally less surface area and thus loose less heat) My theory for Half-Foots is that they are a offshoot of tall-men that shrunk due to insular dwarfism, as they look very similar to Tall-men except for their size, thus often beeing mistaken for Tall-Men children, and it doesn‘t seem like Half-Foots are very widespread. (Insular dwarfism also happend with Homo Floresiensis, a noticablly very small species of irl humans, it‘s super cool and where I got the idea from) But wait! Didn‘t I forget somone? What about Kobold‘s? Well, I have zero idea what to do with them. They have a dog‘s head and a fuzzy humans body. Are they canids that convergently evolved to resemble humans? Are they the unholy creation of some mad scientist? I have no idea, if you have any, please tell me.

As for Beathkin, my understanding is that they don‘t occur naturally but need to be artificially created (or at least their ancestors were), so they didn‘t really evolve.

#dungeon meshi #worldbuilding #dungeon meshi analysis #speculative evolution #i‘m bored #and I have nothing better to do

[askthefuturestickgeneration]

I was Borde again at school, so have this! First is with and second without the „text“

Blood warning!!!

#alan becker #ava alan becker #avm #ava #ava au #avm au #ava oc #avm oc #dead body #canibalism #ava tdl #ava the dark lord #the dark lord #avm tdl #i‘m bored #tw blood #cw blood

[deinelieblingsbeere]

Anonymous💕💐

#anonymous #i mean #i‘m bored

[liamdasimp]

I drew Girlycard for the first time- should I make it into digital art? :^

#alucard hellsing #:] hehe #drawing #alucard #girlycard #idk #I‘m bored #slay #digital art?- #:^

[queensilber]

Quidditch House representation

Chaser: Gryffindor, brave enough to strive forward and make the most of it.

Keeper: Ravenclaw, clever enough to avoid losing by not letting the other team strike without directly attacking themselves.

Beaters: Slytherin, protecting their mates at all cost but also ready to cause the biggest damage to their enemies.

Seeker: Hufflepuff, particularly good finders.

#hogwarts #gryffindor #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #slytherin #the hogwarts houses #quidditch #positions #i‘m bored #Harry Potter #just realized

[r4nchlif3]

10.000€ on my jeans

#i #make #money #not #friends #but #thats #okay #because #i'm so tired #i‘m sad #i‘m bored #i ‘just about passed out’ when i won a $5m lottery jackpot – but i only walked away with $3.9m after difficult decision

[nothingbutloveforyou]

i want to be loved like the women i read about. like i’m the person they would do anything for. the person they look for in everyone else and everywhere they go because they can’t get her out of their heads. the person their entire being burns for. the person they are patient with, even when she’s rambling, being emotional or sick. the person they go out of their way for, over and over again, because it’s her. the person they love. the person they… love and keep loving.

#nothingbutloveforyou #i feel like i have a million posts like this #i’m so boring #i‘m so sorry

[lovemadethemdoit]

send me an ask with a top gun 86 / top gun maverick ship and i categorize it as

ship i ship / ship i don‘t ship but get / ship i don‘t ship and don‘t get

#I‘M BORED #INDULGE ME #top gun #top gun maverick

[zungenakrobatin]

be curious, ask me some questions please 🦦

#i can’t leave my home #i‘m bored

[streatfeild]

90 minutes until i leave for the party opening night of a colleague’s one-man-play, and i‘m boooored so here, have a few selfies

#vex earring my beloved 🩷 #shut up kit #my face #i need a selfie tag that doesn’t attract all the sugar daddies #<- i keep saying this AND YET #wait i think i have one a/f ask left!!! 🔥✨✨✨✨✨ #OH AND the latest chap of jammy‘s fic????? i completely forgor!!!!!!!!!!! #okay i‘m not bored anymore BYE!

[liquorishblack]

#mood #help me I‘m bored #hisoka #hisoka moro #hisoka morow #hisoka hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh #hisoka morrow #hxh 1999 #i hate sundays

[askthefuturestickgeneration]

Tbh, i‘m actually quite a Bit suprised that i‘m currently not getting any asks in. There Are actually so many possibilities! So people, please ask away! - creator

#ask #please ask me questions #im bored #i‘m bored #ask blog

[anantaru]

why do some hate on faruzan‘s personality? i‘m so happy she isn‘t another uwu🥺 girl and has actual an interesting character lol

#she‘s gorgeous and her personality‘s amazing #i‘m so happy she isnt another shy girl those got so boring #꒰ ა ♡ ໒ ꒱ shutup'

[diakusphere]

Sooo! I‘m currently rewatching some series’s and movies i watched back then in my childhood and Inside Out has always been one of my favs since i was young. :D i love love LOVE joy and sadness and their developing relationship in the movie and suddenly got an obsession with them. >w< (i ship it)

i draw things when i‘m bored in class and i decided to post some of them cause why not? here, have these cute lil drawings of the cute lil joy and sady :3

#joy x sadness #sadness x joy #inside out #joy and sadness #sadness and joy #joy x sadness drawing #i‘m bored in class #joyness #lesbians #disney

[queensilber]

I think its time for me to tell you guys about the Cinderella version my friend and I came up with in Kindergarden:

So first of all, the evil stepmother didnt have children of her own. It was really just her and Cindy, who she thought was an dump, uneducated, stupid person that cant behave and is only good for physical work.

Then, the prince invited both of them to the Ball, but the stepmother forbid Cindy to come. After the Stepmother left, the Fairy Godmother showed up and gave Cindy her invitation and a high vlass modern dress.

On ther way to the ball, no fancy vehicle, just walking, Cindy met her Stepmother. They walked togheter and talked to eachother. Also, at the ball, they danced togheter. This happened for two further Balls.

During this time, the Stepmoth came to the conclusion, that her new friend from the ball was the most elegant, well-bahaved and cultured person she ever met. This was the Dialogue from their way back from the last ball:

Step-Mother: oh, i‘d just wish my daughter was as cultured as you!

Cindy: well, actually… *lifts veil* it is me.

Step-moth: oh my god… I am so sorry for never taking the time to actually get to know you before! I hope we can undo our past issues

And then they had a nice, normal mother-daughter life.

#actually we played pretends this entire thing. #my friend played cindy and i played both the step-mother and the Fairy godmother #i was pretty good #so many costumechances #we were playing outside at dawn and the vibe really was fairytale like #tumblr would like this i thought #kids #i‘m bored #shitpost #cinderella #disney but better

[sevi007]

Am on sick leave due to inflamed shoulder / following back- and headaches so like

I have Amazon Prime and Crunchyroll Accounts now, anybody have some recs for a bored me? XD

(Besides Good Omens, that’s on the list already)

#sevi is rambling #personal things #i will be bored outta my mind I‘m not allowed to use my arm