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My Top Fool!Milo Quotes
i need more of this man now (yes i know we’re probably never gonna hear from him again) @qhoaaaa here’s your man :))
“Boo!”
“Sweet lips.”
“My little Stealth.”
“But you have no idea what I’m talking about, you’ve never heard of magic, what’s a “Vampire”, isn’t that something from a movie, unnhhh.”
“More inhale.”
“Oh this is my lucky night, bitch.”
“Oh, I know I’m close. You’re welcome.”
“So you flops can just give up already.”
“Your adrenaline’s pumping so hard I can literally taste it on the air. I’m not even touching. I’m just looking, and your heart’s already pounding this bad.”
“Excuse me? I’ll say fuck as much as I fucking want to, thank you very fucking much, fuck you, how’s that?”
“You should try some deep breaths, sweetness.”
“I know I look good, but I shouldn’t have to be the last thing you see.”
“Oh don’t you look surly. Whatsa matter sweet cheeks?”
“How in god’s name did I just end up on babysitting duty for a Department shill? God if Dmitri finds out about this I’m getting my ass handed to me. Hell, if Porter finds out about this, I’ll never hear the end of it.”
“No that’s not a Vampire power, that’s a me power.”
“I hate to be the voice of reason cause that shit’s boring as all hell.”
“Don’t try me, Sweetheart, I’m not that fucking soft.”
“Those wet blanket fuck boysup at the Department sent you into shit this deep on your first day?”
“He’s dead. He crossed the Talbot Pack, and they’re friends of the House. So we wiped him. Poof. Head gone. Actually, most of his limbs gone.”
“Snap, crackle, pop.”
“Let me share a little secret with you, Sweetheart. Look at me. Look at this face. Look at this body. People beg me to feed on them. The day I have to trance someone or force someone to get blood, is the day up is down and left is right.”
“Now that I know you’re not some dyed-in-the-wool Department peon, I can focus on your other, far more appealing traits. And it just so happens they do appeal. A lot.”
“What’s this? The lovely little investigator is gonna take a walk on the wild side? Be still my heart.”
“Okay well I’m gonna touch now, you’re literally falling over.”
“What, I’m supposed to whisk you away in my arms? You gotta earn that, baby.”
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