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#I’M SO DANG E M B A R R E S S ED
qkmlh · 3 years
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Some of you on here have never known a life without AO3 and oh how I envy you lot who do not have the humiliating and downright embarrassing past of scouring the highs and lows of FF.net, Livejournal, Dreamwidth, DeviantArt, AFF, etc. for fanfiction
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florally-johnny · 7 years
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just picture modern darry au
- darry would definitely put everyone's screen protectors on their phone bc of his precision and how well he cleans their phones - he also fixes cracked screens haha he's kind of techy - he likes reading those phone handbooks and he tries to teach the gang but they're just too busy becoming internet famous - he also takes pony's phone away often - pony is angry - darry's instagram account is just a bunch of photos with friends and family - and he's all like "hanging w/ the fam!! 🤙🏼👌🏼💯😁" - soda changes his @ so that it doesn't include curtis bc darry and pony are an online embarrassment - he makes it something like "sodapoppin" or "sodawuspoppin" (dang it i'm so bad at usernAmes hH) - darry just spends time on spotify and kitchen stories and maybe once in a while would play temple run or a bubble shooter game bc why not - i can also see him on pinterest too - guess where he gets home decor ideas from ;) - he has snapchat but constantly loses streaks so he gives up - he's also constantly at starbucks buying his black coffee while getting stared down at frappe loving millennials - he loads about $50 on his starbucks card every one to two months, depending on how much money is left at the end of the month on his starbucks card - this guy literally reached gold status in 2 and a half months smh - he brings his macbook air (aye) to starbucks to just read stuff online/online shop while drinking his bitter ass coffee - he wants chelsea boots bc he loves harry styles - he wants a tattoo - but he doesn't know what to get - so he sticks with temporary ones smh - j a m s e s s i o n s i n t h e l i v i n g r o o m a n d b a t h r o o m - he brings out his bluetooth speaker and the whole deal he does n o t play when it comes to music - low key wants to be in america's got talent - tries to grow a hipster beard but soda teased him for it so he gave up on his beard dream - he just wants to be cool tbh let the man live - probably has a tinder who am i kidding - fucking gym rat - he's dated 3 girls from the gym - but kinda low key wants to date a model - doesn't know why he's still single tbh - many attempts to become internet famous like soda, but unfortunately darrel curtis never made it big - but he's got a good 438 followers on ig - he deleted his twitter bc ed sheeran left - he also stopped paying for netflix for a good 2 months just to mess with pony and soda - they were on season 3 of orange is the new black too smh - pony and soda hardcore revolted and did that shortcut keyboard prank on darry's phone so darry gave up and gave them back their netflix - darry's favourite show on netflix is the office btw - but he also likes riverdale and stranger things - jean fashion af i don't care if these are unrealistic it's cute as heck and funny imo
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bangtannoon · 7 years
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Alphabet Tag & Tag
I was tagged by @jeylovestoblog in both these tags so i decided to just to combine them to make it easier on me
Thanks girl <3
ALPHABET TAG:
A- Age:  18
B- Biggest fear: holes and spiders (mostly bugs in general i hate)
C- Current time: 1:15pm
D- Drink you last had: Coffee
E- Easiest person to talk to: all of them fam, and my best friend Bailey
F- Favorite song: Dang I have alot, the main two that hit my heart so much are: Like The World Is Gonna End by Ben Rector and One of Many by Will Jay
G- Grossest memory: shit idk, i try to forget all my bad memories
H- Horror yes or horror no: HORROR YES!!!!!
I- In love:  if this is a question if i’m in love or not, then yes @jinssmile knows ;)
J- Jealous of people: Basically the entire fam and also anyone who has money and a stable job
K- Killed someone: “i killed a man, with this thumb” If you get that reference i love you.
L- Love at first sight or should I walk by again: Shit sorry i was looking at the dog in front of you
M- Marry, F**k, Kill: Marry Jung Hoseok, F Jungkook, Kill any bitch you hurts my boys
N- Number of siblings: One older brother and One older sister #babyofthefamily
O- One wish: To live my dreams
P- Person you called last: @ash-stetic
Q- Question You’re always asked: “What did you say?” cause i mumble a lot
R- Reason to smile: You
S- Song you last sang: Shape of You by Ed Sheeran (i’ve been listening to it nonstop since it came out)
T- Time you woke up: 8:40ish
U- Underwear Color: pink, purple, and white
V- Vacation destination: HAWAII
W- Worst habbit: drinking too much soda
Y- Your favorite: I mean this is pretty broad but overall my favorite thing in the world is: sleeping
Z- Zodiac sign: Cancer
TAG #2
1. How old are you? 18
2. Current job? I’m a senior in high school which is basically a job but i work at my local symphony in the office
3. Dream job?  Own my own coffee/tea shop
4. What are you talented at? I guess sports, idk i pick up sports pretty easily and i love to be active so yeah
5. What is a big goal you are working towards/have already achieved? Graduating High School, 3 MORE MONTHS!!!
6. What’s your aesthetic? Jung Hoseok
7. Do you collect anything? Different version of Alice In Wonderland books cause i’m named after that book and also tickets
8. What’s a pet peeve of yours? I hate when people lie to seem cool
9. Good advice to give? You’re your own person, don’t change your life because someone else says to, you do what you makes you happy because that is the most important thing in life, Not getting good grades, not being popular, but doing what makes you happy.
10. Recommend three songs or more: Ben Rector’s entire album, Gentlemen by Will Jay, and Shout Out To My Ex by Little Mix
Lol this was long
I TAG EVERYONE IN THE FAM AND EVERYONE I’VE EVER TAGGED BEFORE CAUSE I’M TOO LAZY TO TAG PEOPLE
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