concept: some years after the end of the 100 year war the ember island players are invited by iroh and sokka to perform a play during like a,,, meeting of nations. and they come in and are instantly face to face with the avatar and their country’s literal leader, the latter of whom squints at them and goes “ah! butcherers of love amongst dragons! you got my scar on the wrong side by the way” like how do you deal with that. your fire lord admits to thinking you’re no good, but also admits to having watched the play you guys did and wrote about him and his besties in which he died horrifically at the hands of his currently imprisoned sister, because you obviously were wrong for predicting the avatar would lose. and the avatar’s like “i also didn’t die. surprise!” like you’re not 100% aware of that.
and sokka of the southern water tribe, war hero and brilliant strategist, is like “LOVE your stuff dudes” and tries not to get murdered by his sister (a master waterbender) (very deadly) (not whiny and lovelorn at all) who obviously does not agree with him. the blind (female) (small) earthbender is small and female and also highly deadly holy Shit you got that wrong. there was also a fucking kyoshi warrior you didn’t even know of. general iroh was quite on point but there’s a look in his eyes that reminds you far too much of the hardiest of soldiers returning shaken and volatile from the earth kingdom, but he serves you tea. you’re unsure whether you should drink it (and do it anyway, because the fire lord tells you to and one does not simply say No to the fire lord)
and you’re supposed to put on another play for team - fucking - avatar!! conquerors of ozai and harbingers of peace!! for their enjoyment!!! but the fire lord is glaring at you like he’s contemplating throwing you in prison for being kinda bad at acting and horrible at interpreting plays of literary significance, and it’s kinda scary, and what do you DO at that point????
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manifesting Aziraphale saying “heaven is a place on earth with you” to Crowley next season
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What If We All Killed Ourselves
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i think zach would be the type of person to see what their fans are up to, imagine if he finds a fic/smut and reads it in a podcast? i'd die right there
No because that what I’m honestly scared of. Like one of these next pod casts he starts out by saying something along the lines of someone who goes by SamandColbyOwnMe…
Deleting my account right then and there
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Timothy is such a bitch name why tf is he named that
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can you imagine being at the first show of the eras tour after ttpd comes out when tay has already sang miss americana and cruel summer and she’s starting to talk to the audience and then she looks at her hand and says “let me just try something…”
and the crowd goes wild at her fingertips
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imagine we’re watching st5 in an emotional moment and an ad for the ford truck comes up
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bro if paige found out abt tumblr…
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What would you do if Gooseworx commented on that one post of you describing how your experience with Kinger would be
It would be a honor but I’d also be genuinely horrified because what would she even say
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sanji is me in this scenario
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girl help I wanna try a baldurs gate 3 dark urge play through but the thought of hurting alfira makes me wanna die like I’d rather kill all my companions and then myself than hurt alfira
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Tzp is only two degrees away from doctor who.
So how are we making him the next companion.
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I keep forgetting to delete tickle pics out my phone sksks , i can be so easily found out that it’s funny
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THERE WAS A LIFE SIZED LEVI STATUE RELEASED IN 2015??????
There were only 20 made and it was sold by Studio 7-Eleven for ~$1,520 USD
Look at Levi with his cravat untied and shirt unbuttoned like a whore
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if he looked at me like this, i’d simply pass on
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hey can someone make a gif set parallel of arthurs death scene and izzys death scene bc the “just stay with me” “I’m not leaving” REALLY rang a bell. made it hurt much more as well.
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