#I’m BUYING IMMEDIATELY

[wren-kitchens]

soo is anyone gonna talk about how joel started his episode with plans to create graves for the people he lost before the whole zombie apocalypse took over or am I just gonna be insane on my own

#I MEAN COME ON #JOEL BEING THE ONE TO MOURN PEOPLE ISNT A COINCIDENCE ITS A BLOODY MOTIF #HE AND MARTYN TEAMING UP BRIEFLY AND IMMEDIATELY SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WANT TO AVENGE JIMMY #JOEL BUYING LIZZIE’S SPINE EVEN THOUGH HE DOESNT REALLY BELIEVE ITS HER BECAUSE IT /COULD/ BE HER #THE BONDING TASK BEING THE THINGS THEY LOVED ABOUT MUMBO SO THEY DIDNT FORGET HIM #COME ON MAN #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #trafficblr #secret life spoilers #secret life #i’m not normal okay

[send-me-a-puffalope]

GUYS I DID IT. I MADE IT OUT OF THE TRENCHES. ITS OFFICIALLY SPRING BREAK. HALLELUJAH IM ALIVE !!!

#this past week has been AWFUL #i got home and immediately passed out for hours #i’m still tired out of my mind but i gotta buy cake ingredients and clean my room cause TOMORROWS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUTCHES !!!!!! #HIP HIP HOOORAAAAAYYY #nat’s rambles

[swiftmitsu]

If your blog is lemon flavored,

Its gotta have the texture of a peep

Der gud i prommy-

PEEPS. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY OMGOSH 🥺💛💛💛

i…. must confess i’ve never tried a peep in my life 💔💔💔💔💔💔

one quick google search later: OH THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE IT IN AUSTRALIA (or id have to travel like 2792 KM)

#mitsuasks #izmaddieyt #<3333 #I WANT ONE #when i go to america. #i’m buying some immediately. #it’s probably just like normal marshmallows bUT I WANT THE YELLOW ONES OKAYSY

[amethystsoda]

ONLY $3 FOR AN OG YU YU HAKUSHO DUB DVD????

#i’m buying immediately obviously #yyh #it’s only 3 episodes but still. textless songs. uncut episodes #plus I remember kurama had some amazing outfits that opening demon world set

[c-119]

Game night!

#doodles #planes: fire and rescue #planes 2 #disney planes #cabbie mchale #cabbie #the smokejumpers #avian Cabbie #I’m obsessed with them #they found a severely downpriced console and immediately got it #they don’t have the budget to buy a new console 😔 #it’s something to keep the jumpers occupied though so why not #cabbie fell asleep on the couch #the jumpers can’t hear the game every 3 seconds because Cabbie snores so loud #harpy eagle cabbie #his wings do not hurt! #the flight feathers are very flexible at the ends #he’s not in pain I promise #avian au

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

That pic made me cry suguru is so 😐😐 to me I think suguru and Gojo would be jealous of your plushies but for different reasons like when you wake up with either of them you dont have your plushie anymore, but for suguru it’s cause he tosses it to the floor and then Gojo ends up taking it halfway through the night and you wake up to him cuddling it instead he’s unreal

PHDJDHDH THIS IS KILLING ME REM……. no one understands stsg like u do i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again 😭😭😭 THEY’RE SO SILLYYYY sugu has zero sympathy for the plushies i think he’s such a possessive little man…. not in a toxic way to be clear but like. why would you hug a plushie when his soft pillowy chest is RIGHT there 🤨❓probably glares at the plushies when you’re holding them lmao HE’S SUCH A POUTY BABY 🥺🥺….

AND SATORU….. oh my goddd that’s so perfect 😭😭 i feel like he does it just to give you a taste of your own medicine at first but then he’s like… oh….. this little plushie is so soft….. oh…… it’s kinda nice to cuddle……….. and now suddenly you have to fight your silly little bf for the custody of your own plushies 🤨🤨 he calls himself their papa and everything. claims that he has a right to cuddle them bc he ”carried them for nine months himself”… sigh. he’s annoying but he’s too cute to get mad at. imagine him all sleepy hugging a fluffy sheep plushie :((( he’s just a little baby!!

obviously the solution here is just to have a big ol cuddle pile with plushies and blankets and entangled limbs <33 and luckily for you that’s satoru’s favorite thing ever!!! :33 …. gl with sugu tho LMAO he is NOT befriending your plushies… they’re his enemies…. (mightttt be more lenient if the plushie you’re cuddling is one he got you himself… just pull out the puppy dog eyes and tell him that you like hugging it bc it reminds you of him and he’ll get all mushy. he’s a Loserboy at heart <3)

#HEHE THIS WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER REM!! #i’m literally just abt to go to sleep so this ask came at the perfect time :33 #had to answer it immediately #they’re both clingy little losers <333 sugu is just more subtle abt it but he’s justttt as pouty as toru… #sighhh i love them sm 😞😞😞 #sugu is stuck in a cycle of endless suffering bc he hates it when u sleep w ur plushies instead of him but he keeps buying u more… #he just can’t help spoiling u and bringing home more plushies that he thinks u’d like </3 #too perfect for his own good truly #ask tag ✩ #rem !! ✩

[indigovigilance]

A shout-out to everyone who got a dose of “couldn’t you just be ____” at the family gathering this year.

They’re the assholes. Be as flamboyantly and aggressively you as you want.

Your entire self is worthy of love.

#queer #transgender #queer pride #transgender pride #if I hear one more person suggest that a young trans boy just be relegated to tomboy status I’m going to buy an air horn #start correcting some behavior with immediate consequences

[kicktwine]

talks to a dragon talks to three more dragons immediately hits purchase on stormblood/shadowbringers/endwalker

#HI!!!!!!!!!!!! #I feel like I cheated yoshi p somehow. it was 10 dollars less when I clicked buy than it was advertised for. All in all 35 dollar game #Sub not included #odd …. Oh wait it’s taking forever to download. whatever I’ll wait for bunny ven retainer I will #play game #ok the dragons aren’t the only reason the reason is I’m having a lot of fun and I foresee myself wanting sb immediately BUT ALSO #I want. To be past level 60 #how dare you level cap me. a black mage #i will be overleveled for this you just try and stop me

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

The cool aunt instinct really is underrated

#i met my newborn cousin today he’s very small #me holding him doing like the lion king sequence #someday simba #i will take you on a day trip and your parents will tell me to not let you have too much sugar #and i will say okay! and immediately buy you a sharing bag of maltesers #or whatever chocolate is your favourite #but i’m sure giving you back at the end of the day #what’s the maternal instinct i don’t know her #morgan speaketh

[codgod]

god i use up data way too fast i’ve bought like 19gb and i have less than 2gb left even when trying to conserve it as much as i can by still using my shitty slow-ass wifi to watch youtube in 144p instead. orz

#.txt #i DID get a commission that would’ve meant i could buy more but the money like immediately yeeted itself into my spotify premium so i haaave #$2.15 or something #i fucking hate not having wifi like actually i’m way too used to it LOL #sigh whatever it’s friday i have unlimited data on weekends i’ll figure something out before monday

[likedaylighht]

Saw a tiktok about soap inspired by afterglow and immediately went and bought some I’m excited

#also I NEVER make impulse purchases like this so feeling CraZY lol #but the company is run by an older man who supports pride and gives his workers a living wage #AND his fav album is lover and he makes a bunch of swiftie tiktoks #so like I was immediately like yes I’m buying this #and I’m going to buy more as Christmas gifts

[milfmatsu]

to think that totonyaa homunculus yuri love child immediately made everyone think that the matsus are 30 now

#sorry for thinking that the main cast are immune to aging 😔 #like nyaa chan isn’t part of the immediate main cast so her and her baby r normal #OF COURSE ​i love the idea of totoko being 30 too i’m not kidding but i’m not buying it lmfao #kaasan.txt

[micamicster]

See the thing about not easily conquered is that it’s superseded. that’s what happened. To me ❤️

#my sister was like yeah it’s taken over the movie for me I’m like no #the movie is the movie #bucky barnes got his 13 letters published in real life. #i read them standing up in barnes & noble because i didn’t want to buy the textbook for my class <3 #sorry we were just talking about how she cracked 2 weeks after I had my meltdown and reread lol #like im aware this is an insane thing to post a full 2 weeks after we thought I was done with posting. unfortunately noa operates on a delay #anyway #marvel #immediately wished I hadn’t posted this but I don’t delete posts. my blog is an accurate historical record :/

[ashmp3]

giving gift ideas to men on reddit 🙏 i feel like this is perfect job for me i am incredible gift giver i should be a personal shopper. Also some girls wrote some very not bts celibacy appropriate answers like d*ck and I have NEVER in my life heard a woman want to get fucked for her bday like be for real. be for REAL……… Acting like unclassy animals.

#my mom asked what i want and i said idk jewelry 🫡 i am easy woman. And my sister is in her handmade era so i’m expecting earrings from her #and i asked for sylvanian babies and was immediately shut down so. Whatever. i’ll buy them myself 😑 #tt

[mandonan]

I am losing my absolute mind over the new ghost shirt what the fuck is this

#the fact they have acknowledged plushia on official merch #I’m howling #what the fuck #buying this shit immediately #ghost #ghost band #cardinal copia #the band ghost #papa emeritus iv #copia #tobias forge #ghost merch

[sleepdepravity]

Fabricant 100….it’s fabricant 100…………hello fabricant 100….

#personal malkylife #fabricant 100 #if the volumes come out in English guess what I’m buying immediately