bodyguard/protectee prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱
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⋆ “um, look- i know i’m only meant to be here for you in a professional capacity, but if you ever need anything i’m here for you.”
⋆ “come on, just admit it- i’m starting to grow on you, aren’t i?”
⋆ “since when does your job extend to giving me relationship advice?” “it doesn’t, but i wouldn’t be able to live with myself if i didn’t at least try to tell you how much more you deserve than that idiot.”
⋆ “don’t tell your coworkers, but you’re my favourite.”
⋆ “i know it’s like your job or whatever, but i- i’ve never had anyone protect me like that before. so, uh- thanks, i guess.”
⋆ “don’t worry. i’m not going to tell anyone that my big bad bodyguard like to be the little spoon.”
⋆ “i think if you let people see this side of you more often, you wouldn’t have any need for me.”
⋆ “we’re gonna be in this car for eight hours! you’re not gonna combust if you speak to me more than one word at a time.”
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⋆ while the protectee is in the process of overworking themselves, the bodyguard reluctantly steps in to make them take a break
⋆ after an event that shakes the protectee, the bodyguard silently takes their hand and doesn’t let go until they’re safe again
⋆ the bodyguard gets injured in the process of coming between the protectee and a physical threat and, in a panic, the protectee fusses over them as they gingerly tend to their wounds
⋆ after overhearing a personal argument that leaves the protectee upset, a very out-of-their-depth bodyguard tries their best to comfort them
⋆ whilst trying to cheer up a downtrodden protectee, the otherwise stoneyfaced bodyguard divulges the first pieces of personal information they’ve ever given to anyone on the job
⋆ during an overnight protection detail, the bodyguard finds themselves keeping company to an insomniac protectee
⋆ one finally building up the courage to ask the other out on a date once their professional relationship is over
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this whole rashidmand/louis dynamic is really shedding so much new light on so many interactions but the one I keep coming back to is when he says to daniel “well, the interior designer hired was a sentimentalist. some notion of hers, he was missing the natural world.” it’s the fact that he says it like it’s some frivolous/almost silly idea that louis could be missing the outside/plant life. he doesn’t say “daylight” or anything like that, he specifically mentions louis missing the natural world like….why would he miss it so much….unless you’re keeping his schedule and whereabouts under lock and key and bringing all the food to him so he never has to leave his penthouse-shaped coffin……I’m sick
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Adrien: Father, I think I want to date Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Gabriel, thinking of how much this will piss off Chat Noir: Excellent. Ask her out as soon as possible
Adrien: Really?
Gabriel: Do it publicly and loudly. I’ll secure the back up dancers. Take Emilie’s engagement ring, you might need it — Will she be Dupain-Cheng-Agreste or Agreste-Dupain-Cheng?
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Character A: (Flirting) Wow, Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see-
Character B: It’s a knife.
Character A: ……Oh.
Character B: Yeah.
Character A: Are… Are you still happy to see me though?
Character B: No, it’s just a knife. I’m here to stab you.
Character A: Oh. Alright.
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F!Leo AU where he comes back to the past (SHOCKING) but everything has been solved, krang have been stopped just like the movie and he thinks everything is okay. He’s chilling with the past Hamato, grateful that they stopped the krang
Until the future krang follow him to the past and release the past krang from the prison dimension and the EPF with the sole purpose to kill off the remaining survivor of the future timeline and to rid of the turtles in every timeline because personal vendetta things (future krang definitely not annoyed they weren’t able to completely decimate every living thing on earth and let one slip away /hj)
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How the ending of Operation: Annihilate! went:
Jim: Oh wow the flesh pancakes can be killed by a really strong light
Nurse Chapel who was there for the whole experiment: leaves the room to run an actual analysis on the experiment that was just conducted… you know like a proper scientist
Spock, without a SECOND of hesitation: Time to throw me into the blinding machine!
Jim and Bones: well… I GUESS there isn’t any other way. I guess we have to do this. Right now. Without waiting for the results of the tests. Right now. This second. We can not afford to wait for TWO minutes!!
Spock: jumps into the machine designed specifically to blind a man. Goes blind. Stands up. Yeah the creature is gone now, we’re fine! Walks out of the room and into a table. Oh also… by the way… I’m completely blind. Which I noticed only after I walked into a table!
Jim: Oh no. That is so sad. How could we have ever stopped this from happening. It is so sad that my finest science officer is now PERMANENTLY BLIND :(
Nurse Chape, the MVP that she is, and also apparently the ONLY PERSON who ever went to school and ran a science experiment: Hey guys! Here are the results of the experiment THAT YOU RAN TWO MINUTES AGO! I have great news, we don’t need to make everyone go PERMANENTLY BLIND
Jim and Bones, distraught: Oh no. How sad… that we didn’t know this BEFORE WE THREW A MAN INTO THE BLINDING MACHINE
Spock: Oh don’t worry about it… I volunteered.
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i think i’ve learned a lot when it comes to not applying my own values to the media i consume
for my script analysis class yesterday, we discussed two gentleman from verona, and nearly every classmate of mine was up in arms about how sexist the story is.
and i'm not saying it's not, or that it's not infuriating to read. but i'm also not putting my energy into getting upset about something written 500 or so years ago. and i'm not about to put my own beliefs onto these characters that are not me. i'm going to let their choices speak for themselves, and interpret it in the context of the story.
all that said, this now brings me to the point of alastor in episode 5, and how viscerally people are responding to it. those of you up in arms about the choices he’s making, and the violent threat he gave husk, you’re missing the entire point of his character, of this place they’re in, of the story being told. he’s an overlord, and he became an overlord by killing much bigger overlords and broadcasting their deaths over the radio.
HE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON.
if you started this show with the belief that every character working the hotel is a good person, you’re in the wrong place. watch the good place if you’re looking for a good wholesome story about getting dead sinners into heaven, because that’s not what this show is about.
you’re more than welcome to hate him after seeing the way he exerted power over a being whose soul he owns, but you’re doing the media you’re watching a disservice by writing it off so quickly. if you don’t like to be uncomfortable watching media, watch something else. this is an uncomfortable show, it handles uncomfortable topics, and it’s going to be an uncomfortable ride, and if you’re not up for something like that, then you should take a break from it and pick up something else. you don’t have to get online and defend your own ideals while you watch a show that goes against your ideals.
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