#I’m a bad driver

[cryptidcr3ature]

I got into a bike crash because I ran into an obvious and stationary object. This has made me understand the plight of Arthur Morgan.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr #rdr2 #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #arthur morgan #van der linde gang #I’m a bad driver #sorry Arthur #I get it now #I can’t promise I won’t run full speed into a tree

[flowerbarrel-art]

“The next time we need to travel a long distance, you’d be my first choice for our driver.”

Oh, you’re really sweet…but that’s a terrible idea.

Also I used a Zonai wing first to try and get them across the river…it didn’t work. And then there’s how I usually drive.

#Tears of the Kingdom #Legend of Zelda #Link #I’m a bad driver #and have bad ideas

[alonsoings]

these are all just from the past like two months does rbr know that charles doesn’t drive for them

#when i’m in a loving charles competition and my opponent is oracle red bull racing #it just makes me giggle because why is charles the focus of these pictures and not their drivers #rbr loves him so bad #f1 #charles leclerc #max verstappen #checo perez #red bull racing #cl16 #mv1 #mv33 #lestappen #sp11

[that-bitch-kat3]

lily: honestly it’s a miracle they gave you a license at all

sirius: what do you mean? i’m an excellent driver.

lily: let’s put it this way, everytime you get on that bike i say a prayer

remus: you’re not religious

lily: i am aware. that’s how bad of a driver sirius is. i pray to a god i do not believe in every time he is on the road

sirius: fuck off

lily: no genuinely i think we need to have an alert that goes out every time the key turns in that ignition. it just warns everyone that sirius is about to be on the road. just so that everyone is on edge.

#based on a real conversation #i’ve been told i’m a bad driver #i think tahts dramatic #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #the marauders #remus lupin #lily evans #harry potter #the marauders era #mwpp era #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius can’t drive #dead gay wizards #young marauders #sirius being sirius #atyd #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #mwpp #atyd fandom #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders fandom #the marauders fandom #lily and sirius #sirius #sirius black headcanon

[otrtbs]

dating is so hard bc wdym neither of us knows how to drive like … if i’m a passenger seat princess and you’re a passenger seat princess then who’s driving the car ???????

#she’s like ‘u can drive to come pick me up 🥰’ #and 27281 curbs are injured and i pull up shaking and crying x #when i live in a walkable city with public transportation again then EVERYONE will be sorry !!!!!!!! #nat vs car and the car wins every time. #i once got almost crushed by an 18 wheeler on my to austin and it was 2933928% my fault #:( #i’m not like a super bad driver tho i just hate it immensely and never want to do it bc. well. it’s fucking scary.

[rookieluck]

the most critical sequence of events of the entire netflix cup

#asking…was that bad…as it panned to his shot going into a crowd of people mulch and trees like no baby you did good ignore where it went 🥰 #alex is the ant with the rucksack #pierre completely shanking it into the crowd pretty much directly after alex fell over…they picked the perfect drivers to group together #also the fucking sphere dndmxn dj cnn sn ndjdjd i feel like i’m experiencing several ailments all at once #alex albon #pierre gasly

[benoits-neckerchieves]

GUYS so i’d seen this middle pic before of Daniel Craig taking the cast of Logan Lucky to see Car Seat Headrest, a band he loves, but what i hadn’t seen is this first photo of him looking very drunk and adorable i’m dyinggg he looks like if he wasn’t locking arms with Adam Driver he’d fall off his chair lmao

#i need video footage of him dancing like the dorky little fanboy he is #ever since i knew he was into car seat headrest i’ve been obsessed with their song ‘cute thing’ #that is sickeningly cheesy but i don’t care i’m down so bad for him you don’t understand #too cuuute #daniel craig #logan lucky #adam driver #channing tatum #car seat headrest #joe bang #james bond #007 #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion

[c0smiccl0wn]

i love the fact that after the fnaf trailer dropped, everyone just agreed that bonnie and freddy were high as hell

#it’s so funny #i want to see that move so bad #the fnaf movie is what’s encouraging me to go get my driver’s license #i do not want to ask my parents to give me a ride to the fnaf movie #i’m a grown ass adult #and i want to laugh at the frightened children whose parents thought the movie was a cracked up care bears #cosmic’s word vom #fnaf #fnaf movie

[rickybaby]

The Ricciardo factor applies

#remember when Daniel got the seat and everyone was laughing when helmut said sometimes you need to change drivers to give the team a jolt #not surprising that this actually happened #as much as it is difficult to believe for some #both Franz and Bayer have continuallyemphasised ​the technical expertise that Daniel brought to the team in terms of extracting performance #but I think what’s truly been understated is the energy Daniel has brought #you see him talk to his engineers and mechanics and everybody else in his garage and you see how he’s able to galvanise people #Pat Fry talks about it in his beyond the grid episode - how his ability to lead a team puts him in that special category of drivers #and I’m just glad to see AT give him that mutual respect and #it just makes you feel that it wouldn’t be too bad if he doesn’t get the rb seat for next yea r #because you know he’s going to do something very special at AT and I can’t wait to see that #daniel ricciardo

[hollywoodsargeant]

baby logan and max!

#i’m so 😭😭😭 #those r my two favs #my drivers!! #my favorite boys!! #love them so bad #icr what year this is otherwise i would tell you #but logan is a whole child #logie sargie #baby logan #baby! #logan sargeant #max verstappen #them and only them #no one else #1 and 2 :)

[httpiastri]

Oscar is so bad LOL What even is he doing?

go off, anon 😚 you seem to know a lot

idk if i would say p9 in the championship, two podiums and being one of the four people to win a race this year is “so bad”, but you do you i guess

#first of all…. sending stuff like this to an oscar blog is so funny 🤣🤣 #you think i’m gonna agree??? #it’s pretty interesting imo how like #all of a sudden #p10 as a rookie and p5 in the quali is ‘bad’ #(quali = shootout sorry) #when he’s a rookie who’s never done cota before #constantly outperforming not only the other rookies but also very experienced drivers #kinda same for lando how everyone was like ‘poor guy had a bad weekend!’ in Qatar #like… if y’all said a few months ago that two P3s would be BAD then i would’ve lost my shit #mclaren fans became spoiled in such a short amount of time lmao #don’t get me wrong im not against it lol im just trying to stay appreciative of every thing that goes right #anyway #oscar is not bad #sorry anon #you’re watching a future wdc #you should be thankful 😇 #told myself to not write too much because this is just a silly hater but then i did 😶 #asks! #anon!

[nevvaraven]

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#You guys don’t even get it I want to climb James Potter Tarzan style and wrap myself around him #like he’s a traffic sign pole and I’m a bad driver who couldn’t find the break pedal #and then I want to shove his entire first all the way down my throat #and then shove his other fist so far up my ass so that he can fist bump himself in my stomach #and then I want to wear a collar that he uses as an ankle bracelet just so I can be dragged around the floor whenever he goes anywhere #and then I want to be tucked into his bed and squished so tightly that I die from suffocation #and my rotting corpse can be frozen and turned into wall art just so I can watch him go about his day to day business #until he also eventually succumbs to his inevitable death

[batwynn]

Today starts day one of two days of hell. Please send some good vibes our way and protect us from shitty drivers. Thank you 🥲

#I don’t wanna #personal #batwynn talks #just need like as much good energy as possible #I’m super tired and the anxiety has done things to my digestion I don’t want to talk about #and driving is going to SUCK #by the way you think Massachusetts has bad drivers #let me tell you about Maine #Maine is where everyone day drinks and cops don’t bother #Maine is where everyone is a little bit drunk from 6am AND on their cellphone watching tiktoks #because Maine only recently passed no cell phone laws #and it is literally NEVER enforced #Maine is where you have seven children and ten dogs in your car while driving drunk and on your cellphone #Maine is where you have seven children and ten dogs and driving drunk on your cellphone but also screaming at your partner in the next seat #oh also they have a gun #Maine #vacationland

[romajuliettesupremacy]

chloe furthering proving why alisa is the funniest and best character ever to grace my bookshelf ever

#i’m bad driver too #she’s so me #she’s my lifeline i don’t even care #i will eat up everything she does ever #her being a bad driver makes so much sense too #drop more of your head cannons about your own charcters chloe #please #these violent delights #our violent ends #alisa montagova #foul lady fortune #last violent call #secret shanghai #these little sprinkles are holding me over until lvc next month 😐

[chiefguideandcentre]

I hate when you’re at a 4 way stop and it’s your turn to go but some Karen in some big SUV she doesn’t need takes your turn and when you make a “what the hell are you doing” motion (bc it’s deserved and she needs to know she is an idiot) she proceeds to act all annoyed and flips you off as if you’re the problem like how about you learn to drive and be courteous on the road you sentient piece of shit

#it’s not even 8:00 in the morning yet don’t test my patience you damn bitch #I hate driving #I hate people #I’m tired #and I’m tired of other peoples bullshit #I really want to get a toy gun like a water or bubble gun and paint it black and just casually hold it up whenever some driver #is being a moron and thinks their hot shit #bet you won’t be flipping me off and acting a fool when you see my ‘gun’ #is that a terrible thought to have? am I a bad person?