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#I’m an adult
thehmn · 3 months
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Sometimes you have an idea for a story that makes you think “….That can’t be right. I’m not that fucked in the head, am I?”
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fullbattleregalia · 3 months
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Being an adult is spending a solid chuck of time contemplating what pokemon the characters from your favorite R-rated movie would have.
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cryptidcr3ature · 3 months
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I love being an adult teenage girl. Like I literally work at a professional news station and I have a blog about a npc in a video game that came out in 2018.
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angelpuke · 3 months
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<3
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morgobikenobi · 5 months
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i’ve decided my life’s mission is to convince as many adults as possible that atla is the best show ever created, even 18 years later
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luanneclatterbuck · 1 year
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I gave my front door a makeover.
God my house is so fuckin cute.
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tarsomere · 9 months
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running tally of bad luck
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theizzizzy · 3 months
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I’M 18! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
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ersatzpenguin · 8 months
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The Midwest changes you.
This morning, while traveling for work, I grabbed a “to go” breakfast burrito from a bougie airport restaurant—the kind that gives you an arugula side salad with your burrito like you didn’t just order a burrito the size of a baby for yourself.
Sat down to eat it only to find that they included a side of sour cream. Again, bougie. But when I opened it up, I realized it wasn’t sour cream. It was ranch dressing.
Friends, I put ranch dressing on my breakfast burrito. It was delicious.
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ladybobah · 5 months
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Do people still play neopets? I know I do. I kind of want to create a discord server where we help one another achieve dream pets and other goals and just chat about the site. Because I’m an adult and I miss it dammit.
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schmergo · 1 year
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Came back from taking a shower to find this
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How am I supposed to sleep now without disturbing these two?
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40-plus · 3 months
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J took me “ special beer “ glass away and said “ top much happy juicy “
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pseudonymphomania · 5 months
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Something I’ve seen upon my return to fandom spaces is “MINORS DNI, AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED”
I am perfectly fine with people setting boundaries for themselves, but I do not like the proliferation of putting ages in profiles that are otherwise anonymous because that is personal information, and even if I do not outright doxx myself, I am still narrowing the possibilities of who I might be. It’s just the “Are you 18+” all over again, hoping people will be honest, but knowing there’s going to be people who click that button anyway.
I’m clearly an adult, but I don’t want to put an age, or even lie about my age to obfuscate who I am.
If I put “Adult” in my profile, will that be good enough? Because I enjoy nsfw and even produce nsfw myself, but to be randomly blocked because I don’t have an age is just noteworthy in a bad sort of way, not that I would know if it happens.
I think my main beef is that now I’ve become a “boomer yelling at clouds” and seeing the shift in society in real time is disconcerting.
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enolaholmes18 · 7 months
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Ummmm….
Build a bear was having a sale…👉🏽👈🏽
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THE PHASER MAKES NOISE.
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cerealforkart · 6 months
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Hehehe I just put the anniversary manga pages in the queue and I’m really excited for everyone to see them on Thursday!
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peachybaby2002 · 1 year
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Officially 21 as of about two weeks agoooooo
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