#I’m an umbrella academy blog now I guess

[trickarrows-bishop]

OKAY OKAY OKAY IM STILL WORKING ON THEM BUT

I created different stories from each hatchetfield timeline so there will be a lot of spoilers! in the THE GUY WHO DIDN’T LIKE MUSICALS timeline they are a 16 year old with parents (which is weird because half of my OC’s have either bad or dead parents-) they are suicidal so long story short they commit suicide because of bullying and depression

on BLACK FRIDAY they are 18 years old who doesn’t have parents but lives with their older brother Daniel, they’re both kinda poor and Daniel is like kinda addicted to drugs so, Yeah you guessed it, he make money by giving drugs which Dina is unhappy with. They are a bit, Punk? Emo? Either way they were punk clothes AKA their brother clothes which has alot of punk symbols and ‘Live laugh Punk’ t shirts. they are friends with Lex foster (Older sister of Hannah who’s friends with Webby) Dina do have a crush on her but She is dating this guy Ethan green (he is actually not bad but Dina is so jealous of him) but they accept their relationship and stays jealous. They’re kinda a second Sister figure to Hannah even if they don’t talk much. Long story short (SPOILER) a nuke hitter hatchetfield and they all…died

and then there’s the NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE

this one is a bit complicated because they know the lords in black existed since the BLACK FRIDAY, so they made a deal, they wanted to become immortal, but to do that they had to sacrifice someone so…they sacrificed they’re brother. He was homophobic in this timeline so it was kinda easy for them to sacrifice him.

ANYWAYS, in Five hargreeves (From the umbrella academy) style, they’re 22 years old (Born in 23rd November) stuck in their 19 year old body, so to make things less suspicious they go to hatchetfield high. But they don’t go often there because they been seeing flashbacks from the other timelines, which means they remember their other lives, AKA breaking the 4th wall.

they sometimes hang out with the lords in black. Pokey (the blue one) decides to brainwash them by putting some of his blue shit (SPOILER FROM THE GUY WHO DIDN’T LIKE MUSICALS) in their coffee and taking control over their body. Which turns them into…FOXINOLY

Foxinoly is like…Okay uhh

you know like…the yellow is like a goat?? Don’t know if they told you this but they have like different forms, the pictures you seen of them are their human forms, their real forms are like monsters

Foxinoly is clearly a fox, they’re the orange one in the Lords in black. They’re flirty, bit sassy but also protective over the lords in black which is apart of Dina’s personality

BONUS:

foxinoly and Dina is two person in One body, like DID disorder, Foxinoly is almost like an Alter to Dina, so like in the morning It’s just Dina, tired, traumatized, a bit lazy and sad, and overprotective. And then if Foxino wanted to they could take over them at any moment and then it’s Foxinoly who is in control.

there is ALOT more but for now I’m giving you their backstory and such, there are alot of Headcanons, romance, and angst as well!!

OH ??? WAIT THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL WHAAAA

I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ROUND TO WATCHING LIKE ANY OF THE STARKID PRODUCTIONS IM NGL BUT LIKE OLLI BLOGS ABT THEM ALL THE TIME AND THEY LOOK RLLY COOL AND UR OC/OCS ARE FITTED IN SO WELL FROM WHAT I CAN GET FROM THIS??? AS YOU SHOULD ??? UR A GENIUS FR??? OMG??

[iforimaginary]

Hello there!

☆ I go by Imaginary on most social media platforms- so I guess that’s what you’re stuck calling me… ☆

↓↓↓

Basics:

• I’m something roughly dude adjacent and use he/they pronouns. I wouldn’t be too opposed to any neo-pronouns you may choose to use.

• I was born in Russia however I have a hefty mix of Russian, Ukrainian and Mongolian blood. Essentially it all boils down to me being white + asian.

• I’ve moved since and am now based in the UK. However, I do tend to travel a-lot so there is no telling where on the globe I might be at any given moment.

• I fluently speak Russian, English and French (though I am terribly out of practice and might be rusty). I know a good bit of Latin and am currently learning Japanese!

DNI:

• I’ve been active online for the better part of my tween and teenage years so I am well aware that not everyone will be everybody’s cup of tea. If the type of content I put out doesn’t particularly resonate with you, please be reasonable and simply scroll by :)

• I am part of the LGBTQ+ community and it goes without saying that anyone residing with homophobic or transphobic views will not be tolerated on this blog.

• The same sentiment is also applied to any kind of anti-asian or anti-black dispositions.

Content:

• I like to keep myself busy so I engage in everything from writing fan-fiction to drawing fan-art and even cosplaying!

• As far as writing goes; I will mainly post drabbles and short one-shots on this blog. Any of my longer works that may be advertised here will be posted on my Ao3 profile (can be found in ‘Links’).

• As far as art goes; Anything from rough sketches to fully rendered pieces will be posted on this blog. Feel free to repost or repurpose my art but please be sure to give credit to this specific blog regardless of the social media you choose to repost or repurpose it on!

• As far as cosplay goes; I will not be posting any of my cosplays on here as Tumblr tends to associate cosplaying with NSFW content and SW (which there is absolutely nothing wrong with, I simply don’t engage with producing such content). However, if you wish to see my work it’s predominantly posted on my TikTok page (can be found in ‘Links’).

Fandoms:

• Getting some self promotion out of the way: If you’re feeling so inclined, consider joining a new fandom… check out my concept for a WIP Will Wood Jukebox Musical titled Welcome To Suburbia

• Where do I even start… I’ve been a massive part of fandom culture since I was in my early tweens and there is absolutely no way of encompassing every single fandom I have ever been in, but I can surely try:

Film & TV:

Sherlock BBC; Hannibal NBC; The Umbrella Academy; IT; Marvel; DC; Harry Potter; Fight Club; Back To The Future; American Horror Story; Dr Who; Good Omens; The Sandman.

Anime & Animation:

Gravity Falls; Inside Job; South Park; TAWoG; Adventure Time; MLP; Sailor Moon; WINX Club; Monster High; Kakegurui; Moriarty The Patriot; Neon-Genesis Evangelion; Black Butler.

Games:

FNaF; Cup Head; Cult Of The Lamb; Sally Face; DDLC; Animal Crossing; Splatoon; Legend Of Zelda; Mario Brothers; Project Sekai (Colourful Stage); The Last Of Us; Detroit Become Human.

Books & Literature:

Frankenstein; Jekyll & Hyde; Dracula; Steven King’s Collection; Neil Gaiman’s Collection; Лето В Пионерском Галстуке (Summer In A Scout’s Tie).

Links:

• Role Play Blog

• Ao3

• Pinterest

• Spotify

• TikTok

• Instagram

Afterword…

Any and all engagement with this blog is appreciated. I love receiving comments and questions- anything that let’s me meaningfully interact with other users is always welcome.

☆ Stay safe and have a great day!! ☆

#get to know me #introduction #introductory post #intro post #my dni #my content #my fandoms #my links #lgbtqia #lgbtqia creator #multilingual #multilingual creator #any and all engagement is very much loved and appreciated #Spotify

[silverysnake]

I posted 2,140 times in 2022

That's 520 more posts than 2021!

39 posts created (2%) (guess I’m just uncreative)

2,101 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@eevulpix

@directlyat-thesun

@ancient-namess

@homoromoacecase

@robiinbuckley

I tagged 643 of my posts in 2022

#the batman - 40 posts

#tua - 36 posts

#the umbrella academy - 31 posts

#tag game - 21 posts

#klaus hargreeves - 21 posts

#steddie - 16 posts

#tua spoilers - 14 posts

#mood - 14 posts

#so true - 13 posts

#stranger things - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#but i’ll make myself finish dune first because i have five books that i started and didn’t finish and i’ve reached the point where it starts

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨ <3

thank you for the ask <3

(did I wait to answer this till after yungblud’s new song dropped? maybe, you can never prove it…)

tissues by yungblud

take cover by all time low

the light behind your eyes by my chemical romance

down with my demons by lø spirit

nightmares in paradise by palaye royale

i’m just gonna tag @pure-black-void and @shadow-of-a-cloud bc they have proven to have great music taste and if i was able to do this twice so should you!! Also open tag for anyone else who wants to do this!!

3 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#4

my discord, in case any of my mutuals wanna be friends over there and use it to chat instead of the tumblr chat function(it’s in the tags because i’m paranoid okay?!)

4 notes - Posted February 26, 2022

#3

fav musician??

i first thought this would be a though question, but it’s actually not because halsey is honestly one of the few people i continuously listen to and her music is really great

(if you had asked for a band i would have yelled all time low without hesitation)

thank you for the ask!!!

5 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

#2

I’ve been thinking about this for weeks now so I’m gonna throw it into the void of tumblr.

The song “Kein Liebeslied” by Kraftklub is one of those songs where when I listen to it I imagine Eddie singing it for Steve bc he wrote it about him. I know it’s german and all but it’s all I can think about when I listen to it.

It’s basically about this guy who tried to write a love song but didn’t know how bc everything he writes just doesn’t seem good enough for the person he loves but in the end he ends up with that song that’s literally called “no lovesong/not a lovesong”

8 notes - Posted December 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hello my tumblr mutuals,

I’m going to a con this weekend and we have a two hour drive before us tomorrow so…do you have any music suggestions for the trip?

19 notes - Posted June 2, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #the top posts are so wildly different to last year #because last year they actually had a good amount of notes #and this year my top post has 19 notes #like what happened?!

[umm0lly]

~intro post~

*cue drumroll*

pronouns: she/her

name: olly! nicknames are fine, esp from moots <3

nationality: greek-american

birthday: march 2nd. i'm a pisces sun, gemini rising, libra moon, which means i'm a threat to you and your family. yes i like astrology. yes i expect you to deal with it.

age: not for you, besties <3 however since i am a minor i would greatly appreciate if the pornbots stopped following me please and thank you!

sexuality: what are you a cop? but uh i’m cis but i like guys more than girls but i still like girls but uh uhhhhh

fandoms: too many to name. i expect you to know every single acronym. riordanverse (honestly pure nostalgia at this point), SGE (all of them are bi sue me), heartstopper (no YOU became the spring family because of your blog theme), stranger things (stop i am blushing too hard at even the mere MENTION of mike wheeler), mcyt (oh ldshadowlady my beloved), grishaverse (wylan van eck could blow up my house and i'd say sorry), all for the game (andrew minyard you are the most character of all time ever and i would kill and die for you), good omens (david tennant >>>>>>), the hunger games (PLEASE STOP SHOWING ME JOSH HUTCHERSON WHISTLE EDITS), star vs the forces of evil (tom 🤝 hekapoo 🤝 eclipsa = the beginning of my undying love for the hot villains), the lunar chronicles (thorne = the sci-fi version of count olaf), community (giggling at how i cant hear abed speak without hearing huey), ducktales (2017) (giggling at how i cant hear scrooge speak without hearing crowley), phineas and ferb (VANESSA 😍), the umbrella academy (nicky harper you son of a bitch) and WAY too many more that i can't name just dm me and ask me if im in a fandom. i'll probably say yes

adhd? something is very wrong up there but my best guess is severe anxiety and depression. perhaps some symptoms of adhd overlap but this is what im going with

number one blorbo - oo this one is tricky now... okay nico still holds his throne but cmon man i literally CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT ANDREW MINYARD. nico made me who i am tho.

why are you the rarest person: well first of all it depends on who you ask but pisces is technically the rarest zodiac sign. second of all it is a known fact that i am queer, and that's a very small percentage if you can believe it. third of all, i am an INFJ, which is the rarest personality type in the world. fourth, i am a core 8, which is the rarest enneagram core in the world. last but not least, my temperament is choleric, which is, you guessed it, the rarest temperament. i am also one of the most amazing smart beautiful hot stunning intelligent confident egotistical people you will ever meet and that's rare so haha + add all the mental stuff that combined with everything else makes me the rarest person on earth :)

I DO LOTS OF IRONIC SHIT! assume i am being SILLY in every single thing i say

tag me in every shark post you see because i fucking love sharks.

here's a card, here's a wattpad. have a good day.

will @rosiemistyy be the david to my georgia…?

!! old url was solangeloslytherclaw—> geeky-gay-greek —> stringlights-and-headlights —> ms-georgia-tennant —> umm0lly !!

poetry: @ollys-poetry-bullshit

old pinned post

[r0ck1n-0ut-just-f0r-th3-d34d]

hey! i’m sol!! for my first post i guess i’ll just tell a little bit about myself.

-my name is sol.

-my pronouns are he/they.

-i’m a minor, so don’t be creepy or anything!!

-i’m a theater kid!!

-i’m trans (ftm) and queer (i don’t label myself explicitly, i just prefer the term queer when referring to my sexuality).

-my current hyperfixation is the marvin trilogy.

-i love love love my chemical romance!!

-i make moodboard thingies for characters. you’re welcome to request some, and if i know the fandom well enough i’ll make it for you!!

-i either talk in all lowercase or all caps and there is no in between.

-i don’t use tone indicators very often, but i will if people want me to.

-i have anxiety and ocd and i talk a lot (especially about my hyperfixations) so if that annoys you simply click off this blog.

-if you don’t have something nice to say, DON’T SAY IT. i’m a hypersensitive person and i struggle with self-love a lot already so just don’t be mean.

-i don’t really reblog stuff unless it’s super duper important. i have other social media accounts that are more activism type stuff but i wanted to keep my tumblr account just for talking about things i like, if that’s okay.

-dni: racist, homophobic, transphobic, ace/arophobic etc., ableist, terf, sexist, antisemitist, islamophobic, mysoginistic, support problematic people (this does not apply to supporting their creations, as long as those are not problematic as well. google death of the artist) dsmp fan, misuse aave, proshipper, MAP, pedophile, support pedophilia or incest, fetishize minorities (or anyone, for that matter), pro-life, trump supporter, biden supporter (do your research), republican, conservative, and probably other stuff, but that’s all i can think of right now.

-things i like:

be more chill (book, musical, and graphic novel)

mean girls (just the musical, i haven’t seen the movie)

heathers (movie and musical)

dear evan hansen (i understand deh is problematic and i do not support its bad interpretation of mental illness and romanticization of suicide and social anxiety and the way they paint evan as the protagonist. i like the soundtrack out of the context of the plot. i also am thinking about rewriting the show to become less problematic, with connor as the main character and evan as the villain, but i can’t write music at all so if anyone is interested in this project dm me.)

hamilton

the marvin trilogy (in trousers, march of the falsettos, falsettoland, falsettos)

beetlejuice (movie and musical)

stranger things (i do not support their antisemitist choice of filming at a nazi prison)

the umbrella academy (comics and show)

the true lives of the fabulous killjoys (concept album and comics)

heartstopper (comics and tv show)

there’s plenty of other stuff but these are the big ones

-bands/artists:

my chemical romance

fall out boy

blink-182 (i do not support their sexist comments)

nirvana

green day

set it off

the killers

yungblud

ajr

gerard way

all of frank iero’s other bands

and a bunch more, i’ll link my spotify in the next post

sorry this was so long. maybe follow or like?

#transgender #be more chill #dear evan hansen #falsettos #heathers #mean girls #music #my chemical romance #fall out boy #green day #nirvana #yungblud #hamilton musical #the marvin trilogy #march of the falsettos #falsettoland #in trousers #blink 182 #ajr band #the killers #gerard way #frank iero #leathermouth #set it off #beetlejuice #stranger things #the umbrella academy #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #heartstopper

[fuckrealityfictionisbetter]

I posted 12,615 times in 2022

304 posts created (2%)

12,311 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@tree-of-blue-squirrel

@lichensings

@yetanotherobsessivereader

@cowboymitchell

@last-an-eon

I tagged 563 of my posts in 2022

#random - 138 posts

#soz - 136 posts

#personal - 95 posts

#stranger things - 53 posts

#strangerthingsedit - 43 posts

#criminal minds - 41 posts

#the umbrella academy - 32 posts

#spencer reid - 31 posts

#tuaedit - 28 posts

#supernatural - 27 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#peter jumping outta the way whilst joker screams at him ‘i told my other me’s i wouldn’t kill anyone but you’re being a real pain lately mr

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

If the new Batman film ends with a cut away scene of Bruce walking into a circus, flying greyson poster on the wall behind, damn I think we’d all lose our minds

117 notes - Posted February 13, 2022

#4

Yes cheating scandals are always scandals but this one’s bigger in a different way (not for the public he’s not a mega start or anything) but from a repercussions standpoint oh boy, if you don’t know Ned is one of 4 founders of a company that has multiple employees, shows, tours, books, podcasts, tv shows including one on food network that’s scheduled to come out and he slept with an employee! Of course he got fired because don’t fuck the employees is a pretty big rule of most jobs and if she wanted (say she was engaged and wanted to try anything to pass the blame to win her Fiance back) she could of tried suing for workplace harassment, said she was paid or threatened, and I’m guessing she’ll get a nice payout so she can’t sue for unfair dismissal (my boss pressured me into sex then I got fired is a pretty good lawsuit). And although he has left the company are already people suspecting that the rest of the guys knew and hid it/ignored it which is Bad for a company based of personality. So in short not only did this guy give up his family’s primary income but risked the entire company and income of an entire company full of people so he could dick down an engaged women

222 notes - Posted September 28, 2022

#3

They own tumblr now

279 notes - Posted March 21, 2022

#2

Really wanna see Steven on an ep of ghost files!!! Doesn’t even have to be regular ghost files drag him out to a murder scene to make cocktails! Makes a spare drink for the ghosts

409 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Supernatural, the longest queer bait, has struck again

15,186 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[macaulaytwins]

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[batarangsoundsdumb]

guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

#this is only like half of it #but at least you can get like a few answers #yanno fuck it #bataranswers #ask #asks #anon

[mantistog]

Can you do a part 2 of apex predator?? Pretty please 🥺

Honestly, I had so many ideas but I had to bring in the family dynamic. I just love to see Five handle his siblings questioning his choices. Also, definitely making a whole ass umbrella academy blog. 

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Yandere! Five Hargreeves x reader: Sickness. 

You wake up, noticing that you’re still wrapped up in Fives arms and an abundance of blankets. This alarms you in a way, as you have never once woken up before him. Not only that, but his breathing is slightly heavier than it normally is. You try to wiggle out of his hold as subtly as possible, but he just presses you tighter into him and mumbles something incoherent. You basically have to shove him and the blankets away to roll over and look at the clock, which you find that it’s much later than the usual time you get out of bed. Taking in a whiff of his scent, deciding to smell him up you already conclude that he is sick. Just to make sure though, you decide to put your hand on his forehead and you quickly remove it realizing just how hot he is.

You get out of bed, going to the kitchen and rummaging through the cabinets, not finding a single can of soup. Five never was fond of it, but you just assumed you’d have some laying around. Then you take to the bathroom, not finding any medicine you know what to do with either. You decided to make him hot milk, which you know he won’t appreciate either but it’s all you can think of. When you return he is sitting up slightly, a hand pressed firmly to his head as he groans. You place the mug gently on the nightstand, sitting down next to the bed and putting your head on it and looking up at him worried. 

You really don’t know what you’d do with yourself if Five wasn’t here. It’s like you unlearned to care for yourself. Even simple tasks like heating that milk seemed like a battle. Five pats your head, but looks down at the cup in disgust. “I’m not drinking that.” You hiss, grabbing onto his arm aggressively, and he looks surprised as he reels back a bit. “You NEED to drink it. It will help!” You reason with him, pleading up at him with your eyes. He looks away, just the movement of his head making him tired. You know if you’d done this while he was completely normal he would have punished you. Maybe you liked him better sick.

There’s silence, as he slowly grabs the mug and chugs the warm milk. He lets out a disgusted groan and puts the mug back down. You smile at him, pawing at his hand in a sign of approval. He can’t say he doesn’t enjoy the positive attention for once. “We don't have any medicine.” You inform him. He looks away like he has a secret, or maybe it’s regret. You can’t tell. “Yeah, I didn’t think it was safe to have any in the house.” There’s really no time to ask him what he means before he changes subject. “Can you get me the phone?” You nod, getting it for him. You’re silent as he puts in the number and the phone rings.

“It’s me. I’m going to need you to come over with some stuff.” You can hear static on the other end and talking, but no matter how much you strain your ears you can’t tell what the other part is saying. “I’m sick. I need medicine and.. Soup.” He says the last word with contempt and your nose scrunches up. You like soup. Maybe Five could learn to like it too. There’s some resistance but the other person finally agrees and Five hangs up after giving an address. Your address, you suppose. It’s not like he’s ever bothered to tell you. You can tell Five is less than pleased at having to let someone in, but you get giddy with the thought of seeing another living person for the first time in forever. 

Five grabs onto you, guiding you back into bed with him where you both cuddle up together. It’s way too hot, but Five seems to be shivering. You cuddle up to him closer, trying to provide him with the natural heat of your body. He starts fiddling with your hair, groaning in what you assume to be both annoyance and pain every once in a while. His mouth is constantly hanging open, as he breathes heavily. He coughs a bit before talking. “My sister is coming over with medicine. I expect you to behave yourself.” When he commands you like that, that’s when you hate him most. That’s when the thought of running away while he is weak grabs hold of you. But then he scratches you so gently behind your ears and you nod, knowing why you stay. 

You’re codependent. You need him as much as he needs you. So, when there is a soft knock at the door you sneak away, trying not to wake him. He doesn’t seem to notice or even stirr in his sleep when you detach yourself and walk downstairs and to the front door. You open the front door gingerly, peeking through the little opening in the door. There is not one, but three people standing there with multiple bags. They seem harmless so you open the door fully, eyeing them. The tallest woman, who is insanely beautiful might you add, looks confused and so does the small cute woman too. There is a guy behind them, who almost shouts at you before you lunge at him, putting your hand on his mouth. You make a shushing motion, and he seems to understand as you detach yourself.

 “He is asleep.” You whisper, and they nod seeming to understand. You step aside and let them in. They look around the house and it’s clear they’ve never been here before, even back before you moved in. You wonder if these people even are related to Five at all, from them not looking alike either Five or each other. You lead them into the kitchen, closing the kitchen door to dampen the sound. They all look at you so suspiciously, you get self conscious. It’s just silent, before the tall woman takes the initiative and puts the bag she has on the kitchen table. “We brought stuff.” She just says. You nod, walking over and looking into the bag.

You start to put it away, a large arrangement of canned soup and such. After looking around for a second she starts to help you. The guy has already sat himself down at your kitchen table, eyeing you as you move. “What are you?” He asks, and the short girl next to him turns to him, flabbergasted. “Diego-” She starts, but is interrupted when he talks again. “What?” He snaps at her. You have no idea how to handle this amount of hostility. Five might be aggressive, but he never snapped at you for no reason. There’s a thick silence in the kitchen, but luckily you’re saved when you can hear Fives loud voice basically SCREAM your name throughout the house. They all flinch, but you just rush back into your bedroom. 

You throw yourself onto the bed, hugging him close. “I thought you left.” Is all he says, holding onto you tightly. “Why would she leave?” Someone says from the doorway and Five shoves you away, looking at the intruder. “Vanya.” He simply says, looking at her. You just now notice how miserable he actually looks. His eyes are half lidded and red, his mouth hanging open slightly as he tries to get as much air as possible. “Didn’t take you long.” He simply says. She smiles. “I brought company.” Five is quick to reply. “Please, I don’t want any medicine Klaus has touched.” She laughs. 

“You didn’t tell us you had company already,” The guy, Diego, says, shoving his way past Vanya and into the bedroom with you. You’re almost scared Five will disown you in front of them, knowing how much he does not like to show his care or affection. But all he does is look at him coldly. “It’s not just ‘company’, it’s my partner.” You hide a bit under the covers, trying not to meet their eyes as they all stare at you. “You’ve never said anything about that.” The tall lady says. For some reason they all seem to have some hostility to Five now. “He sneers. “It’s none of your business.” Diego is looking around suspiciously, touching random trinkets. Vanya seems more confused than she seems suspicious. “How is that none of our business? We’re your family.” 

Five seems too tired as he rolls his head. “Can we take this another time?” He says, starting to get out of bed. He’s still in his sleeping clothes. “I just think it’s weird.” Diego says. Five shoves them all aside as you follow him back to the kitchen where he grabs a bag of medicine. You can hear them discussing something in the bedroom. “They’re catching on quicker than I suspected. I might have to take you to meet them all to satisfy them to not look further into this, but I don’t know if I trust you.” He says, chucking a glass of water and some pills. Your face falls. He has never really acknowledged that he knows taking you and keeping you away from everything was bad. 

“Why not?” You ask, something breaking in your bedroom making you flinch. Five doesn’t seem at all surprised or bothered. You guess he knows his siblings well. “I’m not blind, sweetheart. I see the looks. I see how much you want to leave me.” He says, and even if he is right your heart breaks a little. Seeing only one person for so long, might have made you slightly attached. One might even suggest that you had come to love him. It’s hard to find the right words, as he looks so weak and stands only with the support of the kitchen cabinets. “I don’t want to leave you, Five. I just want to leave. I just want to go out there.” His look softens. This is probably the first real conversation you’ve had with him about this. At least without him getting angry with you.

“It’s dangerous out there.” You sigh, not wanting to push him too far. “Although, when I recover from this we will have to go see them. Maybe if you can handle that.. The grocery store won’t be too bad.” You smile, and can’t help it when you throw yourself at him, planting kiss after kiss all over his face. Then you rest your head in the crook of his neck. He smiles deviously, knowing that he has groomed you right. Soon your relationship might even become more normal. 

Or as normal as he will allow it, anyways. 

#Yandere five x reader #Yandere x reader #Yandere five hargreeves x reader #Yandere five #Yandere five hargreeves #Five x reader

[minnie-mei]

abt. ♤♧

hello ! <3 this is minnie-mei’s about page ! this will discuss various topics that won’t make it into any other post ! including, but not limited to:

meet the admin(s)

fandoms this blog writes for

favorite characters / best written characters on this blog

other blogs this (these) admin(s) run

posting schedule

popular questions (and answers)

fic / writer recommendations

meet the admin(s):

duckie ♤♧

hi ! I’m duckie, the creator of this blog :)

I’m 19 years old as of 2021

I’m a scorpio !

my personality type is estp !

I just recently moved to texas with my roommates and am now enrolled online for college, where I am majoring in creative writing and minoring in psychology

(my roommates are super fye you guys)

I have 2 cats and a dog (but we are only allowed to have 2 pets so shh)

I have pink hair 🌸

I’m bisexual and very welcoming / open to all genders and sexualities ! so no one feel uncomfortable requesting or just talking to me :)

I love getting questions about literally anything lol

I will fall in love with you and hold your hand if you request content for my oc’s

I am quite severely obsessed with ice hockey (nhl) which is so ironic given I dislike most sports and I have never been ice skating in my life 😳

if anyone can guess my favorite hockey player, I will do write/answer whatever you want

fandoms this blog writes for: (further info in masterlists)

Angels of Death

AOT

Blue Lock

BNHA

Chainsaw Man

Demon Slayer

Haikyuu

HunterxHunter

Jujutsu Kaisen

Kakegurui

OC’s (my own)

One Punch Man

Soul Eater

Tokyo Revengers

Windbreaker

favorite/best written characters on this blog:

bakugou katsuki

daki and gyutarou

tengen, makio, hinatsuru, suma

power (csm)

feitan portor

shuji hanma

takashi mitsuya

smiley and angry

toji fushiguro

joker (windbreaker)

ryuusei shidou

other blogs this (these) admin(s) run:

@sxvenz

writing blog duckie runs - writes for dc comics, marvel, the umbrella academy, harry potter, greek gods, norse gods, alice in wonderland, etc.

@crybunnie-baby

duckie and her roommate just reblogging random stuff (tbh not that interesting)

posting schedule:

N/A

Q&A’s:

N/A

writer recommendations

fic recommendations

(will be linked when made available)

admin duckie

#abt page #minnie mei abt #yandere x reader

[capinejghafa]

12 questions meme

tagged by @pepperf :))) I got a little rant-y on a few of the things...  no real reason, i’m just in a mood. so it’s under read more...

Nicknames: i don’t have one. but my older sis used call me mye growing up to con me into doing anything, until it stopped working lol

Birthday: sept. 9th

Why did I choose my URL: i was gunning for captaininejghafa! alas! capinejghafa was just a various of that, but i love it as well. i think as long as i had a canon url it was fine with me. i’ve grown attached to this one tho... well i would have to since it’s also my watermark lol 

Do I accept anon asks: i have a bit of an unofficial policy, as long as the anon’s ask isn’t mean spirited or rude, i will most likely answer it. like i tend to ramble, so if something does not make sense, i will clarify it. also, kind of the reason why i have this “unofficial policy” is i don’t like the negativity on my blog directed towards me lol I’m sorry I give myself a hard time, I don’t need more it online when i feel like i try my best. Also, you can totally critique me and also be respectful about it... i’m just saying.

Song stuck in my head: I have 3 currently on repeat, Swimming in Stars - Wayfares (don’t ask... pls just don’t), Kiss Me More - Doja Cat & SZA, and Without Me - Halsey.

Last movie I saw: Final Destination 2, I think or maybe Day After Tomorrow? 

Last show I watched: The Umbrella Academy (almost wrapping up on s1)

Last thing I Googled: Laysla De Oliveira :) 

What I am wearing: Blue sweater, blue/grey columbia pants, and tan boots

Dream trip: Right now??? Just I would just like to go to Chicago to see my family, but then I’m like I would like to go to L.A. to see my friends. I miss them, this pandemic sucks. but then i’m also like i would like to see my sister in VA... so i guess i would like to visit anyone lol

Food I'm craving: I haven’t had a burger since I got diagnosed, also i can’t have most foods bc RA is stupid that way. But i would like a burger. I miss having like Portillo's or Five Guys just randomly... so, yes, I would love a burger.

Last book I read: You mean last book I was disappointed by??? Devil in Disguised (Ravenel Series #7) by Lisa Kleypas. I have a long history with reading her books. Just stupidly long, she’s honestly the reason I read romance novels. So, I was really excited to read this book bc this is spinoff of my favorite pairing’s daughter and I have been waiting a long time for next gen of the Wallflower verse. Even before there was anything in the works. So, this installment broke me because it’s not badly written per se... it’s just so ridiculous and convoluted.... my heart broke. It was the worse kind of disappointments because I have been hyping this book in my head for years. This whole series is a bit hit or miss, but this was terrible.

zero-pressure tagging (i love that): @lilapittss @spirtedaways @luciehercndale @pureheroiines @probiepanikkar

#myra irl #random #i have some time before this conference #i'm so glad it's the last day... i'm so tired

[jsidetickles]

So, for anyone that may come onto this blog, Idk if I’m going to make this my official tickle blog yet since I’m still learning about tumblr, but for now I’ll just be posting random tickle thoughts I have until I make that decision.

Quick intro: You can call me J, I’m in my 20s, he/him pronouns I guess. Obviously I enjoy tickling and all tkl content. Most stuff I post will be platonic (family tickles, friend tickles) as I don’t care for romance, though I’m not opposed to it. Also this blog will stay mostly SFW, though if anything is NSFW it will be tagged as such

I’ll mostly post thoughts about Life Is Strange 2 and maybe some Project Sekai/Colorful Stage but any random thought I have will probably be posted here. And feel free to hop into my inbox or whatever.

So Welcome to this (temporary) blog for now and I hope you’ll welcome me.

Below the cut are a fandom list as well as a list of fics that I’m working on or want to work on and post. It doesn’t mean that I will finish or post them any time soon, but they’re on my list. I’ll try to keep this up to date. As for my fandoms, there’s no guarantee that I’ll write for all of them, but I’m always open to talking about them whether tickle related or not.

Fandoms:

Life Is Strange 2

Project Sekai / Colorful Stage

Degrassi

Tales of

Shin Megami Tensei / Persona

Idolmaster

Yakuza / Ryu ga Gotoku

Uncharted

Telltale’s The Walking Dead

The Umbrella Academy

Skins UK

Misfits

The Fosters & Good Trouble

Big Hero 6

Encanto

Spider-Man PS4 & Miles Morales

Zero Escape

Ace Attorney

All American & AA: Homecoming

Fire Emblem (Awakening)

Fics in Progress

LIS2 - Sean & Daniel

LIS2 - Esteban & Sean

Fire Emblem Awakening - Frederick & Chrom & Lissa

Project Sekai - Tsukasa & Rui & Nene

Encanto - Various Lees/Lers, Camilo & Everyone

Tales of Arise - Alphen & Law

Tales of Arise - Lee!Dohalim

Uncharted - Nate & Sam

Uncharted - Nate/Elena

All American - Spelivia + Coop

All American: Homecoming - Damon and JR

Degrassi - Dave, Wesley & Connor

OC story

#blog intro #t word #t word blog #t word community #tickle blog

[intoxicatingimmediacy]

Daveed Diggs on Keeping It Weird: ‘I Can't Become Somebody Else — I'm Just Not Very Good at That’

[...] "It's an odd thing to navigate," he says now, acknowledging that popular culture has never been particularly good at embracing nuance in its celebrity narratives. "It becomes, 'Oh, he grew up poor and overcame that,' like 'That's a thing we can latch on to,' or he's Black or he's mixed or he's any of these things that were historically disenfranchised, and there's always a before and an after. Like a 'Hamilton happened and all of these things were fixed,' and the issue with that is it assumes that there was a problem before, and I'm not sure there was."

The real Diggs will tell you he grew up "poor and happy," shuttling between the homes of his white, social worker mother and Black, bus driver father, never wanting for a thing — that he spent more than a decade as a performer who happily plugged away at the margins until Hamilton declared him something more. "I know if you look at my history, it seems like I was a struggling artist. And I was, but I also chose those projects," he says of the kind of experimental art he never actually abandoned. "I didn't accidentally end up in Word Becomes Flesh or whatever it was, I chose to do that choreopoem and I liked living like that." [...] "I really don't have very many sad memories from my childhood," he says the first time we speak. Diggs is piping in virtually from the Los Angeles home he shares with his partner, Umbrella Academy actress Emmy Raver-Lampman, and a couple of dogs he's trying valiantly to keep out of frame. "What I remember is laughing so much my face hurt, and never ever being bored."

[...] As the cast readied for Broadway, Diggs signed with a Hollywood manager, who took over his nightly allotment of tickets. She'd be trading them for favors, she told him: Anyone who was going to see Hamilton on one of Diggs' tickets would need to meet with him, too. "I thought it sounded like the ravings of a lunatic. Like, it's a play," says Diggs. "But her black-market ticket exchange is how I met Tina Fey and Kenya Barris and all these people who'd eventually give me jobs. And it was because she'd set these meetings for after the show, and people were so intoxicated by it. It was the craziest thing I'd ever seen."

[...] "People were so overwhelmed by how fucking good Daveed was that they couldn't actually process how it happened without them knowing it," says Casal, who was there on Hamilton's opening night. "Because he wasn't just a rapper having a moment as an actor, and they could see that. And the shock that they weren't up on him made people swarm him." It was gratifying if a little confusing for Casal, who for years would watch as his best friend struggled to get traction, particularly as a rapper. They'd both send their music videos to local blogs and radio stations, and only Casal's, which was commercial in ways Diggs' wouldn't dare be, got picked up.

[...] "I remember all these people saying, 'Oh well, there goes your rapper. Guess the band's over.' But I never had any doubt," says Clipping's William Hutson, who's been tight with Diggs since grade school. "I was like, 'OK, Daveed got to rap on Broadway in a show called Hamilton, he didn't write one word of that show — and a rapper is not a guy who says words, it's a guy who writes words, and this is where he does that. Look, he's a great actor, but Daveed's someone who needs to be creative and he's not going to be satisfied just being on Snowpiercer or saying words out of cartoon mouths."

What Hutson didn't yet know is that at Diggs' first meeting with his manager, he handed her a copy of the latest Clipping album and asked that she listen to it before they discussed his career prospects. "I told her, 'You've only seen this other side of me, and this is actually the shit I'm going to keep doing and you have to be OK with that, too,' " says Diggs. "And then I said, 'I want you to tell me how I'm going to make money, but I want you to tell me how I'm going to make money and not how somebody else is going to make money because then I have to become somebody else and I'm just not very good at that.' " Nor, it was clear, was he interested.

#daveed diggs #rafael casal #bill hutson

[companionjones]

Midnight Raids And Hot Chocolate

Hi! This is for @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan​‘s Star’s Hamilfilm Lyric Challenge! I’m so excited to be a part of this!

My quote was “Are my answers to your satisfaction?”

Pairing: Diego Hargreeves x Reader

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (Netflix)

Summary: The Handler sends a team to take you in for questioning about your boyfriend, Diego. Yeah, no. That’s not gonna happen.

Warnings: Cursing, guns

Please take some time to sign some petitions! Please remember not to give any money to change.org. The money would go to the website, not to the cause.

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    Nighttime was when the Commission liked to do most of its work. It was because of that that the Handler sent a team after you at midnight one night.

    The team burst through your front door, ready for the worst. They were ready for the legend the Handler talked about. They were ready for the biggest fight of their lives.

    They found you sitting at your dining room table, sipping a mug of hot chocolate. “Evening, boys. Anybody want some hot chocolate?”

    All you got in response was ten different assault rifles being pointed at you.

    You blinked, “Guess sayin’ no was too hard.”

    One man stepped out of the crowd. “Y/n L/n. We are here to take you in to the Commission.”

    “You’re the guy who’s in charge here huh?” You looked him up and down. “You’re the guy I want to talk to.”

    He sighed, and straightened himself up. “I’m here, what would you like to tell me?”

    “Well, for one thing, I won’t be coming with you. Not tonight, not ever. The Handler should know that by now.”

    Everyone in the room with a gun strengthened their hold on their weapon.

    “But I’m happy to tell you everything I know about the whereabouts of Diego Hargreeves!” you teased.

    That obviously got the room’s attention.

    You feigned cringe. “The only problem with that is that I have no idea where he is.”

    “Bullshit,” one soldier groaned.

    The captain officer ordered, “Stay in line, private!”

    “No, I’m telling the truth, really,” you responded to the ‘out of line’ soldier. “Diego left around noon today. I won’t be seeing him anytime soon, if not, ever again.”

    The man in charge was going to say something, but you interrupted before he could.

    “So, are we done here? I stayed up for you guys, and frankly, I’m pretty exhausted now.”  You got up to put your empty mug in the sink. “And listen, if the Handler isn’t a fan of what you come back with tonight, please be so kind to remind her that my ties with the FBI, CIA, and the Board make it impossible for her to do anything to me without my permission.”

    Silence followed you.

    “Are my answers to your satisfaction?” You raised your eyebrows in expectancy.

    More stares were your only response.

    Then the captain ordered in defeat, “Alright boys, move out.”

    “See you guys again never. Hope the Handler doesn’t kill any of you!” you happily called after them.

    Once they were gone, you waited a full minute for their cans to pull away before you opened up the large secret compartment you had under your couch.

    “Jesus, Y/n. You know how I am, and even I’m saying you could’ve been more respectful to them,” an emerging Diego joked.

    “Maybe I would’ve been if I wasn’t woken up at 11:30 at night by my on-the-run boyfriend saying I need to cover for him,” you expressed, a teasing smirk playing at your lips. “I barely had time to make myself some hot chocolate.”

    He hugged you close. “Speaking of, you have any left?”

    “Yeah, I do,” you chuckled.

    Diego kissed the side of your forehead as the two of you walked into your kitchen and completely ignored the people who were after the both of you.

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Author’s Note: Thank you so much for reading! And thank you to @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan​ for putting together this writing challenge! Fill up that heart and reblog if you liked it! If you would like to read more, I have more fics over on my blog. You should check it out. Have a nice day, night, or whatever time it is for you! <3 <3 <3

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[ofstoriesandstardust]

I posted 854 times in 2021

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#*cries in if i could only figure out how to make this thing actually sound poetic in writing because it only sounds good in my head*

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

i found this on pintrest and have no idea who made it (so if you know please tell me) BUT I AM FUCKING YELLING I CANT

38 notes • Posted 2021-01-02 05:53:16 GMT

#4

the 1-diego hargreeves

a/n: it’s not my blog if I’m not writing Taylor Swift inspired fics. I really be out here giving everyone but Diego a happy ending. I know this is inspired by the 1 but think like entirety of folklore vibes. yes, I had this idea in December and now I'm just writing it. cheers.

masterlist | prompt list

word count: 2,558 (including song lyrics)

warnings: angsty, probably swearing, takes place somewhere arbitrarily on the timeline, Ben lives, mentions of alcohol

I'm doing good, I'm on some new shit Been saying "yes" instead of "no" I thought I saw you at the bus stop, I didn't though I hit the ground running each night I hit the Sunday matinée You know the greatest films of all time were never made

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You wouldn’t say that life had been necessarily better since breaking up with Diego (your friends might, but you wouldn’t) but it had certainly been... different. Since breaking up with Diego, your life felt different. Not in a bad way, but in a not-going-to-bed-at-two-am-wondering-if-tonight-would-be-the-night-everything-came-crashing-down-around-you type of way. You found yourself spending more time with your friends, falling back in love with the life you had lived before Diego. The break up hadn’t been easy by all means, the cut was not a clean one, but time healed all wounds. Still though, every once in a while, you’d see something that brought back memories or made you think of him, and it was enough for the breath to catch in your throat and a twist in your gut. Take today, for example. As you stood at the bus stop to meet up with your friends, you looked up from your phone, gazing catching on what you thought was Diego across the street. A semi drove past almost immediately, and once gone, whoever, or whatever you had mistaken for Diego was gone. You sighed, biting your lip. You shook your head to clear your head, climbing aboard your bus once it arrived. Weird, you thought to yourself. 

-

Diego’s feet hit the ground, as he moved past the building along his patrol. He should’ve called it a night an hour ago, but after seeing you earlier in the day, being oh-so-painfully reminded of the empty boiler room he’d be going back to, he was trying so hard to push you out of his thoughts. It had been a quiet night, quiet couple of weeks, and he couldn’t help but hurt over the way he would’ve been spending it tucked up in bed with you. Unfortunately, for almost a year now, that was no longer the life he lived. He pulled his hood over head, footsteps falling into a familiar pattern as he made his way back to his place. This was the life he lived now, and this was the life he’d lived before you. 

-

You stepped out of the theatre, eyes blinking as the adjusted to the bright summer sun from the darkness of the movie theatre. Ever since you thought you saw (imagined was probably more correct) Diego at the bus stop, it was hard to get him out of your head. You wondered where he was, if he had stayed out late patrolling the night before, if there was another girl in his bed where you used to be. Your friend has talked you into seeing a chick flick and all it did was remind you of the great love story you no longer had.

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I guess you never know, never know And if you wanted me, you really should've showed And if you never bleed, you're never gonna grow And it's alright now

-

You had come to terms with your past with Diego and the way it had ended and why it had ended, you really had. But it was still tough knowing you had come out as the one who ended it. You had known from the beginning what Diego did for a living, how he spent his nights, he had always been very honest with you about that one. And you had never really expected him to change, not for you at least, but you had thought that as time would go on, he’d realize there was more to life than chasing down criminals in the dark of night. But Diego never changed his ways, no matter how concerned you grew at Diego’s lack of care for his well-being. 

But it had been more than the late nights and vigilantism. Diego had made it clear that his feelings towards you did not match yours. You knew he loved you, but you wanted more. You wanted to meet his family for one thing, but up until the bitter end, you knew nothing more about them than their names. You and Diego both cared deeply about the other, but how can you stay in a relationship like that? A relationship that remains stagnant, both unhappy, is not one where either of you will grow. Nothing changes if nothing changes; you only learn to resent. 

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But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring 20s, tossing pennies in the pool And if my wishes came true It would've been you In my defense, I have none For never leaving well enough alone But it would've been fun If you would've been the one

-

To paint the picture of your relationship with Diego as all bad would be an inaccurate picture to paint. It hadn’t been bad until the very end, and the two of you had been so good together for a long time. And for a while there, you had thought that maybe... maybe Diego would be the one. Not that Diego was looking to settle down any time soon, and you were certainly not in a hurry to get married, but when you looked at Diego, you couldn’t imagine living life with anyone else. He cared about you, and always knew how to make you laugh, and had challenged you to rethink your ideas about what true partnership in a relationship looked like. You had hoped that he might’ve felt the same way, felt as strongly about you as he did, but as time went on, you began to doubt. Diego made no move to change his ways, no move to introduce you to his family, no move to allow you into his world more than just the girlfriend. He trusted you with very few details of his past, and keeping you arms length for almost three years had gotten to be too much. Still, on lonely nights where your heart yearned for him, you entertained what might’ve been if he had been the one. 

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I have this dream you're doing cool shit Having adventures on your own You meet some woman on the internet and take her home We never painted by the numbers, baby But we were making it count You know the greatest loves of all time are over now

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Diego often thought about you and what you were doing now that it had been a whole year since he’d walked out of your apartment for the last time. Knowing you, you were probably living the type of life you’d dreamed of. You’d probably met someone better than him, taking them home every night rather than him. He wondered if you had taken the night drive through the city you always talked about, or still went to the pancake shop down the street from your apartment every Saturday morning. He imagined the smiles that graced you face daily now, as you found the beauty in all things in your life. It was enough to make him smile, to think of you so happy, even as his heart ached, thinking about how it wasn’t him you that made you happy anymore. 

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Today marked a year since you had last seen Diego. You wondered if he had met his perfect match in the last year, having another girl tangled up against him in the sheets. You wondered if he had finally learned to get along with his family, now that they had been back in town for a while. You hoped he’d learn to look for the good in life, outside of the criminals and darkness of his past. You hoped he’d learn to reach out to those around him, building a group of friends. You hoped he learned to appreciate the taste of a good coffee on a Wednesday morning or a sunset on a Sunday evening. You hoped he’d found people to remind him that a world existed outside of the vigilantism and boxing gym. You’d hoped he’d found a girl to show him everything you couldn’t, even if you had so desperately wanted that to be you. 

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I guess you never know, never know And it's another day waking up alone

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38 notes • Posted 2021-03-21 17:01:27 GMT

#3

Hi! Can you please do 11 and 24 for the kiss prompts with Luther Hargreeves? Thank you! I love your writing btw!

thank you!! this was really cute and fun to write! I meant to do this before I went to bed last night but I ended up eating queso and calling my dad. (also lmao not me writing these never even having my first kiss (don’t come for me))

50 Types of Kisses - Writing Prompts

11. Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.

24. Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.

The rain pattered down outside as you slowly woke up to the comforting sound. Even though you didn’t open your eyes, you knew your boyfriend was also awake as you felt him shifting next to you. You felt him lean over, pressing a kiss to your cheeks, and then another to your temple, and then another to your nose. A smile graced your lips, and you thought about trying to help him, but figured he’d find his target eventually. And a few more misplaced kisses that were sweet nonetheless later, he finally did. You cupped his cheeks, to keep him there just a little longer. Eventually though, you pulled away, just far enough away to look him in the eyes. “Happy birthday bubs.” You whispered and he smiled down at you. He rolled back down onto his pillow and you curled up in his chest, enjoying the rain outside. 

“Do my siblings really have to come over later?” He asked, looking down at you.

“Yes, Luther, we’ve been over this. It is their birthday too, you know.” You teased, which prompted him to roll his eyes. You leaned over, hovering above him.

“Don’t worry bubs, you’re still my favorite.” You said, a smile gracing your lips.  He reached up, hands at the back of your hands to give you another kiss. His hands wove through your hair to pull you somehow even closer. He pulled away first, but just barely. 

“I love you, you know that right?” You nodded. “I’m so grateful for you. I don’t...” Luther got a little misty-eyed and one of your hands came up to cup his cheek, thumb rubbing soft circles. “I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.” There were unspoken words that hung in the air. I don’t know if I would’ve survived without you. Luther hadn’t been in a good place when you’d met him and your relationship came out of the friendship you had built with him, which hadn’t been easy. Still, you didn’t want to be anywhere else. 

“Well, it’s a good thing we don’t have to find out then.” You said softly, kissing his cheek. “C’mon, how about I make breakfast for you?” He nodded and you grabbed his hand. Leading him to the kitchen. How lucky the both of you had gotten to find the other. 

41 notes • Posted 2021-03-20 16:57:30 GMT

#2

reginald hargreeves is the real villain of umbrella academy. no i will not be accepting any criticism at this time.

78 notes • Posted 2021-01-04 20:04:55 GMT

#1

rainy morning type of love (diego hargreeves)

a/n: so i can give diego a happy ending. that’s a first. anyways, all i could think of a few weeks ago was rainymorningcuddlesiwthdiegorainymorningcuddlesw-, and thus, this was born. anyways, surprise, i’m back. this shit made my hopeless romantic heart do flips. i know she’s a shorty but i’m proud of it. 

masterlist | prompt list

word count: 745

warnings: teeth-rotting fluff

You heard the rain before your brain registered what it was. A warm feeling settled over you; you had always loved the rain. It always made you feel at peace and with the forecast predicting rain all day, hearing the sounds of it made you smile. It was a Sunday, with little obligations for the day, no places to be or people to meet. You snuggled in closer to the warm lump that was your boyfriend, wrapping the comforter tighter around the two of you. The storm had forced him to stay in last night and you relished a rare night in with him. He raised a hand to tuck a stray piece of hair behind your ear as your eyes finally blinked open at him. He smiled down at you as you placed your head on his chest. If you listened closely, you could hear the slow beating of his heart. “Sleep good?” 

You nodded against his chest, snuggling closer if that was even possible. “You?” You asked, yawning. He chucked, fingers playing with your hair. 

“Yeah, I slept pretty good. Always do when you’re with me.” You smiled against his chest. While Diego didn’t officially live with you, he always thought of your apartment as home, at least more of a home than he ever did the boiler room at the gym or the Academy. “Anything you want to do today?” He asked. Your arms wrapped tighter around him, looking up at him. 

“Cuddles.” He chuckled, the sound vibrating in his chest. 

“And then?” 

“We’ve got all day Di. Anything of importance can be left until after I’ve had my  morning dose of cuddles.” You responded, pouting slightly against the man’s chest. He laughed outright this time and the sound was like music to your ears. You cherished every moment with Diego and these were the small moments that made everything worth it. The two of you stayed there, the time passing, without much attention from the two of you. Sometimes you would talk, about everything and anything, other times you would lapse into a comfortable silence, listening the rain and enjoying the other’s presence. Eventually, your stomach growled loud enough that Diego pulled you from the bed to make breakfast. You set Diego to work on the eggs and bacon so you could focus on the chocolate chip pancakes. You turned music on to listen to as you worked. You were so focused on making sure you didn’t spill any batter or burn any of them that you missed the way Diego gazed at you or see the soft smile that graced his lips when you started singing along to the music. As you turned off the burner as the last of the pancakes finished, you turned to wash the batter of your fingers when Diego caught you in a kiss. He pulled away, just barely, to look deep into your eyes. 

“Dance with me.” He whispered. A goofy smile graced your lips as you forgot about your batter covered hands and his greasy ones. The steps came easy to the two of you, no particular dance in mind as the two of you moved to the music. The song eventually ended and you stood in place, arms on Diego’s biceps, as you looked up at him. He looked down at you, face filled with so much meaning. You leaned up to press a soft kiss to his lips. “Want to go watch a movie?” He chuckled as your face lit up. 

“Yeah, let me wash my hands first. Are we thinking Netflix or Disney+?” You moved towards the sink but he caught your arm and pulled you back to your original spot. 

“I love you.” The words didn’t come out of Diego easily and though they weren’t the first time you heard them, a special type of warmth spread over you the same way it did the first time. You smiled at him. 

“I love you too.” You responded, pressing another soft kiss to his lips. “Now seriously, I need to wash my hands. I’m thinking Beauty and the Beast? You know it’s one of my favorite rainy day classics.” Diego chuckled softly, shaking his head at you. With your back turned to him, you missed the look of pure love that rested on the man’s features. You had no way of knowing that Diego was thinking of a small velvet box tucked into the back of his underwear drawer. Soon. 

116 notes • Posted 2021-05-08 02:52:38 GMT

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Name: Atlas Einar

Gender: Non-binary (I’m a minor, pls keep that in mind)

Pronouns: they/them, he/him(whenever I feel like trying them out)

Sexuality: I’m gay, like very gay, if im walking down the street with my short hair and sweatshirt and you think im straight, you are wrongo, just ask @imapursoon, it’ll tell you how gay I’m am

Fandoms: Oh Boy, this is gonna probably gonna be easier for y’all if I break down into sections, lmao

Books: Im a book nerd, deal with it, it’s funny though, cause I used to hate reading, now I can’t live without books, anyway my favorite books include: The Princess Bride, Howl’s Moving Castle, Percy Jackson series, Magnus Chase series, Harry Potter series(fuck J.K Rowling for not supporting transgender people), Good Omens, really any sci-fi, adventure, fantasy books, those are my jam, im a sucker for any really good romantic books or fanfic too. Im slowly getting back into reading manga so, WEBTOON saves me. Go read Home Sweet Home, it’s definitely worth your time(it has a series on Netflix by the name and f Sweet Home)

Movies: The Princess Bride(all time favorite), Howl’s Moving Castle, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, any Marvel movie(Tom is my favorite Spider-Man), I love horror movies too

Tv Shows: Supernatural(I’m a Sam person all the way, soulless Sam is my favorite, Cas is cool too, Haunting of Hill House(rly spoopy), Umbrella Academy(Klaus and Diego are my fav characters), Shera( i Stan for the relationship between Shera and Catra), Gravity Falls(Dipper is my favorite), The Mandalorian(season 2 just came out, go watch the first episode on Disney +), Miraculous Ladybug, my top three favorite anime shows are Black Butler, My Hero Academia, and Death Note

Musicals: Really it changes everyday, depending on my mood, but my top six favorite: Phantom of the Opera, Razia’s Shadow, Newsies, The Last Five Years, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Love Never Dies, in that order

Favorite Singers: Brendon Urie(my favorite singer of all time), Jeremy Jordan(love him), Ramin Karimloo, LP, and girl in red

Favorite Bands: Panic At the Disco!, Pentatonix, Superfruit(I love Mitch and Scott, they’re my favorite gay people on the earth), Queen, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra

Hobbies?: Yes, I have hobbies, they include writing, writing, uh, writing, and maybe a little more writing, you know what, fuck it, writing is my only hobby, at least for now

Things I Can Do: I play piano, I ride horses, I do aikido, I used to act, but then the stupid plague #2 appeared, that’s it for now

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