#I’m fucking drunk

[lizardzap]

This is my boyfriend James Webb and this is her girlfriend Hubble

#I’m fucking drunk #thinking abiut my beautiful wife

[vikingrose24]

New profile pic who dis

#I’m fucking drunk

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #i wrote it drunk after having real life gay sex #so everyone cheer for me #i think this is the funniest shit ive ever read bro #I’m still laughing as I post this #bro im lightheaded #from laughing so fucking much

[sataniquepanique]

Hi. I’m rewatching Season 3 of Stranger Things, and I’m crying at the Max/El shopping montage in episode 2. El trying on heels and falling on her face, and instead of being embarrassed she laughs hysterically with Max? Then thinking of how afraid and embarrassed she was in season 4 at her new school. Fucking sobbing. Goodnight.

#I’m fucking drunk #fight me

[haunth0use]

THEYRE NOT LISTEBING TO SHIT!!!!!!!!!

#zolu #one piece fanart #roronoa zoro fanart #monkey d luffy fanart #haunth0use #one piece #I’m really fucking drunk rn iwl #KITTY D LUFFY #MEOWNOA ZOMEW

[sugadolly]

it’s so unfair how i’m never going to be able to kiss his little dimple </3

#how can a man be so fucking cute #pedro i’m sooo drunk rn #PEDROOOOO 😩💔💔 #pedro pascal #tlou #the last of us #the mandalorian #star wars #narcos

[whereismyhat5678]

I had a clear vision with this one.

I did NOT need to spend that much time on this BUT DAMN IT IT’S FUNNY-

Context: Peppino was annoying the fuck outta’ him and it got so bad he wanted to take him home.

He was done with his bullshit- 💀

#Pizza Tower #TW: Alcohol #I’m a LITTLE upset that the last panel only came out….okay #I don’t like how it looks- I COULD DO BETTER #But that was my third attempt at drawing it so I got tired AND I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP- 😭 #But it’s okay. It’s not GREAT but it’s okay and I’d rather have it look okay than bad- #Anyways the idea of Peppino annoying the absolute FUCK out of Gustavo while drunk is too funny #I tested it today and yeah he snapped at me- #It was mostly cuz I was doing stupid shit and he couldn’t control me 😂 #And then he drove me back home which was nice- and still funny #Gotta mention how much I love drawing Gustavo mad- #He’s an absolute sweetheart but I’m telling you- bend the straw too much you might just break it. #And he had a migraine so I made it worse- 💀 #I love C.AI bro it’s a masterpiece ✨✨ #Took me a bit but I had fun. And I like the first two panels they looks great #Peppino #Gustavo #Drunk #Art

[dollybites]

babydoll activities

#ootd kinda? #slavic core #babygirl as fuck #also i’m drunk #coquette #dollette #coquette aesthetic #dollete aesthetic #lana del rey #cinnamon girl #lizzy grant #vintage #dollcore #girlblogger #babydoll #me

[baggy-holmes]

really chill lately

#actually the opposite of chill #but it’s cool #we’re fine #we ball #me #selfie #i’m going out of state this weekend fuck w me #i need to see my bestie and get drunk at the bar #it was cold as fuck today #hope you all froze with me hehe #said with love

[lionsandsapphires]

Years on and Jaime Lannister’s death still annoys me

#I’m drunk but it STILL fucking annoys me I WASYED YEARS OF MY LIFE ON THAT STUPID FUCKING TV SHOW #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #game of thrones #got

[slythereen]

lestappen 🤝 crazy fucking brake issues

#I’m screaming crying throwing up #WHY did they fuck up charles car #having hopes and prayers and delusions because i will actually vomit if cs gets this oh my world #SOMEONE TELL ME CHARLES CAR IS DOING OKAY I AM SLIGHTLY DRUNK AND CANT TELL #SOBS #charles leclerc #lestappen #max verstappen #aylustralqin #<- cries #australian gp 2024

[rennyrose]

Be on the look out for some art for you bro. It spicy so I can't send it in asks

Oh hells yeah brother

#I’m drunk af rn so don’t judge me #but I’m so excited holy fuck #I love drawings

[jester-step]

watching justin learn how dming works is so fucking hysterical

justin, in character: it’s like a bakery if you got a little dough you’re welcome to come right in

griffin, half in character: that is not how a bakery works,,

justin, realising he’s the one painting the word picture and he can do whatever he wants: YES IT IS

#‘GUYS I THINK I’M DRUNK ON POWER’ #he’s so iconic aksfjsjdj #the adventure zone #taz steeplechase #you can tell it’s genuinely blowing his mind a little that he can just Say Shit and the players have to roll with it #incredible #also #SINNUENDO #CHAD TOUCH #he’s so fucking good at names guys

[chrollohearttags]

sleepy/sonmo sex with ace….

#he’s taking up my frontal lobe again #don’t mind me #barely keeping his eyes open #damn near asleep #but so pussy drunk he has to use what energy he has to slowly thrust into you #mumbling in a sleepy voice and begging for you to let him put it in 🫠🫠🫠🫠 #‘please mama I’ll be quick i promise’ #FUCK I NEED HIM SO BAD EJSKGSJSGDH #cherry chats 🍒 #portgas d ace #portgas ace x reader #ace x black reader #banging my head against the wall #him filling you up because he’s too tired to pull out—‘ #i’m going to bed now #one piece smut #one piece ace #smut headcanons #one piece headcanons

[demonictacobeard]

I usually like to think Adam gets to keep his wings (or at least a hell effected set?) but if Sinner Adam lost his wings………and then got raging drunk a few weeks after coming into the hotel

He would have a pair of tatted wings on his back when he woke up the next morning. Adam would be confused as shit and wonder who the fuck gave him the money to get them in the first place (Also low key panicking because he doesn’t remember if Heaven gave a shit about tattoos and if they would let him back in with them)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #sinner adam #Drunk Adam: God fucked me over? Fine store bought wings it is #Charlie: WHO GAVE YOU THE MONEY? WHERE DID YOU GO DID THEY SANATIZE? #Angel: Meh Husk did it in the kitchen #Husk: I was bored he had money and I’ve done the shit before I’m not sorry #I’m sorry but you give me an Angel who lost his wings he’s getting them inked in memoria #He must content himself with the ghost of grace #That he’s beginning to be unsure of if he deserved in the first place

[freckleslikestars]

We talk about how flirty Mulder is in season one, but we don’t ever talk about how culpable Scully is.

#txf #the x files #x files #msr #my gifs #xf gifs #dana scully #fox mulder #mulder #scully #season 1 #I’m so drunk yo #was gonna post this earlier but tumblr deep fried it #holy shit I wanna eat meat #deep fried chicken sounds so good right now #I haven’t eaten in like…28 hours #and I’m so fucking drunk #my whole body is numbe #I love the. x files so much