#I’m in love with these headcanons okay

[starrylevi]

Levi who has an untitled album in his phone and it’s all pictures of you. Most are candids in which you’re caught off guard. He’s talented at taking pictures without you noticing. There’s a picture of you sleeping, another of you snuggled up against his chest, one of you belly laughing, and more. However, his favorites are the ones that are the most ordinary, the ones that you personally don’t think are all that special. In these pictures you’re doing the most mundane things like laundry, washing the dishes, watching television, engaging in your favorite hobby, etc. He thinks you look beautiful in all of them. He doesn’t believe there needs to be a reason for him to take these pictures. You simply existing is reason enough for him.

#the headcanon that’s keeping me alive right now #he would never tell you about the album #it’s for his eyes only #you’re not going to see what he sees #one day when you’re both older he’ll make a collage of all the pictures and show you #but for now it’s his happy secret #also I know people have requested things and have sent messages I’m so sorry I haven’t answered I haven’t been okay for the longest #right now I’m just focused on dumb little headcanons like these makes me happy #anything and everything is overwhelming and tiring #would love to see me through his eyes #levi #levi ackerman #levi aot #levi x reader #levi x you #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman x you #levi x y/n #levi drabble #levi headcanons #levi hcs #manda writes

[rosekillerbf]

regulus “secretly a swiftie” black x james “loudly and obsessively a swiftie” potter

#marauders #the marauders #marauders era #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #they mean so much to me #so where’s my secretly a swiftie bf hm??? when is it my turn #these bitches gay #this is in a MODERN au okay i’m not stupid #buttt if anyone’s music can time travel #its probably taylor’s #regulus loves folklore + reputation #james loves 1989 + lover #marauders headcanon #jegulus headcanon #marauders fandom

[turtleblogatlast]

Something really just. Nice that I noticed with the bros is that each of them has shown off some pretty interesting skills.

Raph is the one who fixes April’s ceiling fan for her, Mikey takes on half the work when making the new puppy rescue for Todd, and Leo is outright able to reprogram Shelldon’s AI (he messed up, but the fact he was able to do this at all is like??? Raph and Mikey were there too did they know Leo could do that because they were not surprised-)

Of course, this is nothing compared to Donnie’s own immense talent and skill for inventing and science in general, but it shows that the others are not incapable of assisting in his field if need be.

What I like to think with all of this is that they listened to and likely helped with Donnie’s various ideas growing up. Sure they may not get the specifics, and complex science talk goes right over their heads, but in a pinch they’d be able to get Donnie the right tool or set a wire back in place. It’s not as necessary now that Donnie is much more independent when he makes things, but it’s cute to imagine there being a time where the others had to pitch in and learned some stuff because of it.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #rise raph #rise mikey #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #idk I know we call these boys dumb a lot but they all have smart moments #okay fr this time I’m going back to avoiding tumblr for a bit haha it’s too addicting #rip my mental health #I’ll see you when I finish that comic #actually all of them have a lottt of skills under their belt #and they learn super fast #probably because of Draxum making them to be super engineered or smth #but it’s fun to witness #April too is super superrrr skilled #so is Splinter #honestly they all are awesome and losers at the same time I love

[spookybeandoodle]

Because I’m trash, one of my own head canons I have is that Alexis was one of the “friends” Treasure had and was at the club that night and when Porter says “You’re friends suck” it was a double meaning. Also imagine Alexis listening and being in the corner of the bar like-

And Porter just being like

Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk

#My headcanon #or just where I put Alexis in every story cause why not #also I love the Porter/Treasure stuff but don’t ask me what happens #okay this is all I’ll probably post for today! #might disappear #jk well maybe I don’t know I’m an enigma #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted asmr porter #redacted asmr alexis #redacted alexis #redacted porter

[steddiesupportgroup]

This might not be coherent but Eddie having the most energetic physical affection. He can’t keep his hands off Steve anyway but when he’s particularly amped up he’ll swoop in from behind Steve with his arms around his waist and shake him around. Vigorous pats on Steve’s legs, back, chest and arms when he hears something that excites him. Picking up Steve and spinning him around (Steve pretends to get annoyed but he loves it because no one’s ever picked him up before, let alone try), using both hands to play with his hair and squish his cheeks. Eddie talking with his hands while not letting go of Steve’s, which makes them look like they’re doing a silly little dance.

Steve’s never been touched this much in his life and he gets to soak up Eddie’s energy. All he’s gotta do is ask the right questions about whatever Eddie’s talking about while they’re together and Eddie’s on him like a kid who won’t let go of their favorite stuffed animal.

#they’re just in love okay? #I get my softest hcs when I’m about to go to work whyyy #steddie #steddie headcanons #eddie munson #steve harrington

[steddieas-shegoes]

Things I’ll never write because I lack the time to devote to it:

Corroded Coffin makes it big in the early 90s, and sure they get mistaken as a “grunge” band occasionally, but if it puts them in arenas then they’ll be grunge sometimes

Steve, of course, goes on tour with them because why wouldn’t he follow Eddie across the country (eventually the world)?

They have groupies falling all over them after every show and Steve just laughs about it because Eddie is so ridiculously in love with him he doesn’t even notice the women half naked in front of him in the autograph line

But he does notice that Gareth is just as avoidant, blushing when any attention is on him, but never does anything beyond a polite smile and autograph

Eddie tells him it’s because he’s never even kissed someone before, that he’s always been a romantic at heart who thinks the first time should be “special” (insert fond eye roll here) and Steve actually feels bad for him

Because how will he find that on the road? He has women coming up to him every night, but none of them would be “special”

Steve thinks for weeks, and Eddie knows something’s up but doesn’t ask. He knows Steve will come to him when he’s ready

And then after witnessing an especially awkward encounter between Gareth and two fans, he finally pulls Eddie aside and asks “what if we could make it special for him? Get it out of the way?”

It’s a hard sell at first, and Steve knew it would be

That’s one of Eddie’s best friends, they’ve been best friends for nearly a decade

And he’s so protective of his relationship with Steve, of their dynamic, possessive in a way that would probably be unhealthy if they hadn’t literally almost died together

But he realizes that Steve’s right, Gareth will never make a move on someone until he’s sure they’re right for him and that won’t happen on tour

And Steve was perfect for their first time. He’s patient and gentle, even now, even when they’re in a rush on the bus before everyone gets back

Eddie offers and Gareth just laughs, but it dies out when he realizes he’s serious

He asks a lot of questions, and he takes days to decide, avoids them both so he can make the right decision for him

But he knows they’re right. They’d be perfect for his first time. He knows it’s stupid to put so much weight into something like sex, but it’s just that he wants it to mean more than rough fucking on the couch of a bar’s back room

So he agrees

He agrees as long as they’re both involved and it doesn’t just turn into one of them fucking him or getting fucked by him. He can’t deal with either of them getting jealous or being mad at him

So they agree

And the next time they get to stay in a hotel, Gareth skips getting his own room so he can have the first time he’s always pictured, even though it’s definitely not who he pictured it with

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #gareth emerson #I just think this would be neat #but I don’t have the time to commit to this that I’d wanna give it #and I’m just saying if anyone wanted to 👀👀👀👀👀 #headcanon #I’m not normal about Gareth okay #I just believe in my heart that that man should get loved (fucked) by Steve and Eddie sometimes

[sincerelywhistler]

Things my husband does that are so violently Asher Coded, I had to compile a written list and turn them into headcanons:

- Play flirts with his best friend with such homosexual undertones, I’m often convinced that I’m third wheeling. This best friend is— and incredibly so— also named David.

- Wordlessly walked into the bathroom with a gigantic bottle of avocado oil and didn’t come out for 20+ minutes (I was concerned; he was using it as a WD40 “replacement” because he embarrassed to admit he was scared of the WD40 aerosol can)

- Flirts with David

- Thought the “mile high” club meant you’ve flown across the country. Innocently told all of our friends that he joined the club after our summer vacation to Alaska. Mortified himself.

- I brought him along with me to get my ID renewed. He thanked every person he saw for their service to our country. We were on a military base. Everyone there was active duty. Everyone.

- Is dyslexic

- Flirts with David

- Begs and pleads to be let in on any of my work gossip, calls me “boring” and “too morally grounded” when I have nothing to report

- Wakes me up by using the blender at ungodly hours of the morning

- Wakes me up by loading the dishes at ungodly hours of the morning

- Wakes me up by starting the washing machine at ungodly hours of the morning

- Me: says a sentence

Fox: picks out ONE word of said sentence that also is in a Fall Out Boy lyric and starts singing that song, abandoning all conversation

- Flirts with David

#he’s a fucking moron #and I love him so much my heart aches #he’s also my childhood best friend so I think I’ve earned bullying rights #he’d ALSO probably leave me for Milo Greer and I’m honestly okay with that #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted asher #redacted headcanons #redacted wolf pack

[ovaryacted]

Thinking about single dad Leon with a daughter that is often his “vibe checker” when it comes to relationships because if his daughter doesn’t like his partners or they don’t accept her and only care for him, he leaves them like ASAP because his daughter is his pride and joy.

It would also be hilarious if his daughter torments or pranks her father’s partners when she doesn’t like them in an attempt to scare them away. She’d be so mischievous and corny like her dad. (She’d be young, like < 10 years old I think so probably 8-ish cause kids are hilarious).

That is until he gets with someone that his daughter actually likes and she tells him randomly one day “I like them, they make you laugh and buy me food” and Leon is just happy cause he values his daughter’s opinion so much. His little girl has him wrapped around his finger and he never plans on letting her go.

#ovaryacted thoughts #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy headcanons #leon kennedy imagine #leon kennedy #leon scott kennedy #leon s kennedy #resident evil #resident evil leon kennedy #please I love single dad leon with a daughter that’s his carbon copy #LIKE PLEASEEEEE I LOVE THAT #I’m thinking guys okay #we need some fluff and humor idk #thinking about this at work like omg

[chillingandtoxic]

It’s crazy how fast a character you hate can grown on you in the right conditions

#trolls #trolls3 #trolls creek #creek trolls #Barb trolls #trolls barb #I’m not sorry to all my splatoon followers okay I love these funny guys #i might also post the fleek I’m doodling #only to tumblr though I feel like I shouldn’t trust Twitter with my trolls content #twitter doesn’t understand me .. #anyways hope you guys like goth creek he’s part of like #an Au / headcanon #cheers #trolls au

[starrylevi]

Levi x Accident Prone/Clumsy SO

💫 Accidentally hit myself in the face while opening my backpack and was inspired 😅

You won’t be chopping up any ingredients if Levi can help it: Don’t touch that.” “But I’m trying to helpppp.” “You can help me by staying safe, which means no touching.”

He’ll make sure you’re aware of what’s ahead of you when you’re not paying attention. “Watch out for that. I don’t want you to die.”

When the streets are busy, he’ll take it upon himself to guide you, his arm securely around your waist as he helps you navigate the people traffic.

Your apartment will already be organized because of Levi but he would try his best to organize things in a way that would make it difficult for things to be in your way.

Whenever you get packages, big or small, Levi will place them somewhere that is out of your way but that is also in your line of sight so you know where they are.

Levi’s already hyper vigilant so he’s aware of his surroundings, especially when you’re around. “There’s a step in front of you”, “Pole on your right”, “Move left”.

He’ll notice new bruises before you do. He won’t tell you directly, he’ll massage the skin near the bruise, careful not to hurt you, and ask “Now where did this one come from?”

With how often you get bruises, he’ll suggest iron supplements. If you don’t buy them, he’ll buy them for you, walking up to you and placing them in front of you. “Take them.”

Sometimes you don’t have the common sense to move out the way when Levi’s opening a cabinet or a cupboard. To prevent you from getting hurt, Levi will place one hand over your knee, thigh, or forehead (anticipated spots where you might get hit) and open what he needs to with the other hand.

When you do manage to accidentally bump into something when he’s around, letting out a yelp of surprise and/or pain, Levi can’t help but shake his head and let out a small chuckle. He doesn’t know how you manage to hurt yourself so often. It’s kind of adorable. “C’mere, are you okay?”

He does not let you try to find your way anywhere in the dark. If for some reason, after you both get in bed, you need to get a glass of water or use the bathroom Levi will make sure you have a light source. “Don’t move, let me turn on the light first.”

Again, Levi doesn’t understand how you manage to accidentally hurt yourself so often but he knows he doesn’t need to. What he does know, and do, is he does his best to mitigate it. Of course he can’t protect you from everything, but that doesn’t stop him from trying.

#for the accident prone/clumsy girlies or anyone really #I see you and hear you I am you lol #it’s a struggle #no one asked for this so if no one cares that’s fine 😅 #Levi would be like ‘look at my idiot’ but do his best to help #he finds it funny and quite endearing since he’s the opposite #‘theyre a mess but I love them’ he would think #ugh the dream #okay I’m gonna stop now sorryyyy #levi #levi ackerman #levi aot #levi x reader #levi x you #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman x you #levi x y/n #levi headcanons #levi hcs

[phantomram-b00]

I know it might be a bit cliche. But I have a headcanon that Aziraphale’s favorite cake is Devil’s food cake meanwhile Crowley’s Angel food cake. Idk why, it make sense in my head.

#totally not because I love Devil’s food cake noooooooooooooooooooooooooo #I know Crowley don’t really eat like that but I feel if he did he would maybe like it. again if. #good omens #good omens headcanon #ineffable husbands #cakes #also totally not because I’m in a mood for cake #okay yes I am I’m not fooling anyone

[paracosmicessence]

as someone who has been working at starbucks for three years i’m very upset that no one told me that because of the murder of sonic the hedgehog game people made an au where shadow is a starbucks barista

#the murder of sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #love how shadow is actually a locksmith #but bc he’s wearing a green apron he looks like a starbucks barista #okay but if shadow was actually a sb barista he would wear the black coffee master apron #that’s my personal headcanon that i’m adding to this au #it’s bc i have a black coffee master apron but one of the pockets is ripped so i don’t wear it #just gonna be projecting onto shadow at this point #starbucks #customer service #service industry

[seagull-scribbles]

Was inspired by @mushtoons HC’s and came up with my own silly little thought 💙💅❤️

#TMNT #TMNT 2012 #leonardo #raphael #mushtoons #okay so I was looking at all of mushtoons Leona stuff and spent like 14hrs straight Saturday coming up with my own story and headcanons #which I have shared with them but cba ever doing anything with #but that was like an origin story for this being a like weekly occurrence in the TMNT sewer household #and then yesterday I doodled in while painting my nails on the train #I know I’m terrible but regardless #when I got to where I was going I saw an old friend who loves turtles and she mentioned how I have a thing for nail polish #and she’s right btw I do so since it was relevant I shown her this as a wip #and at the end of the day we had a deep convo but she also gave me a massive pep talk #because she doesn’t have tumblr and doesn’t see my stuff much #about how good I’ve gotten and how I could pursue this seriously #so I also wanted to finish this for her #also also also #me and my twin watched 2012 when it came out and out faves where raph and Leo #so this one silly thing has so much personal meaning in it aaa #oh also if you know the song they’re singing your cool ily #wow with all these tags I probably could have just out the story behind this in the tags oops…..

[xcherryerim]

If your favorite jhutch character is Derek Danforth just know that there’s something deeply wrong with you.

(i’m talking about me)

#i’m having a love hate relationship with him y’all okay #derek danforth #HE IS SO ANNOYING BUT I LOVE HIM I SWEAR #derek danforth x you #derek danforth headcanons #derek danforth x reader #derek danforth smut

[poprockspillage]

metal gear solid really makes me explode. it’s about love… it’s all about love and also transgenderism

#poprock txt #mgs #okay. okay. it’s so about gender EVEN RHOUGH. KOJIMA NOTORIOUSLY BAD AT WRITING WOMEN #however. the boss is an exceptional character and her being so key to everything that happens and all her distinct relationships #are so important to gender in the story and the characters #especially when i’m thinking abt my trans headcanons for certain characters #anyway. love and gender

[leverage-ot3]

"I'm old. And I'm satisfied. And you were my purpose" is such an eliot spencer after growing old line

look me in the eyes and tell me eliot spencer will outlive his partners

look me in the eye and tell me that eliot doesn’t plan to follow them into death as soon as he loses them

look me in the eye and tell me that after a lifetime of following them and protecting them and loving them he wouldn’t follow them one last time

look me in the eye and tell me that’s true

#you can’t #if eliot can’t save them from death? no doubt he will follow them into the dark #eliot loves parker and hardison so so much that as soon as they leave? he follows behind #don’t touch me this apocalypse show episode hit me like a semi I’m not okay #pair this post with my parker won’t let eliot die post and my eliot will drag them from death post for max damage #someone PLEASE talk to me about the last of us I need someone to talk about it with #leverage redemption #leverage ot3 #leverage #parker #eliot spencer #alec hardison #parker x hardison x eliot #eliot spencer headcanons #headcanons #ot3 headcanons #does this count as meta??? #eliot spencer meta #meta #the last of us #mine