#I’m just fucking beat

[ewwww-what]

Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.

#very bad doodle I just need to get this out there #don’t look at it too hard I’m begging #someone please talk to me about the blood rush breakup before the world explodes #it is not that serious but I will do anything for twenty seconds of them arguing #the episode hasn’t come out but I am shaking #every time they talk I become a little more evil and fucked up #genuinely though aside from the silliness of the conversation being about sports I have some very strong feelings about the little bits we- #-got to see in the preview #like I will inevitably talk about it but just because I know people are gonna beat me to it I just want to express how excited I am #fantasy high #d20 #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #thistlecaster #<- yeah fuck it why not #for my one mutual who likes them #this is for you and you only #fhjy spoilers #my art

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[pepperpixel]

+ Butch 4 Butch +

(Except neither one of them is rlly that butch but holy fUCKING SHIT THAT SONG IS LITERALLY THEM… the version of them I made up in my mind palace… it’s them.)

Anywayyyy. Yeah! Have a tagr art dump..! aka, those vibes when you, out of a series of moments of temporary insanity, end up finding, taking in, nursing back to health and eventually falling into a tangled messy yearning situationship w the asshole tsundere alien who tried to destroy your entire planet… rlly extremely relatable vibes!!

#invader zim #gaz membrane #tak #invader tak #tagr #iz tak #iz gaz #doodles #caption for the 3rd pic: #ton ten photos taken seconds before a goth girls plushie security system shoots you in the head. #anyway… yeah… I love these two #I think a lot my ideas for them are informed by this one fanfic I read as a young teen/child… but I don’t actually remember anything #concrete?? just general story beats? and I’m pretty sure my ideas deviate from it a good bit. but #I think that fic def formed the basis for my tagr love and appreciation #I think they could be complicated and messy and painful and fun as fuck #I have ideas for them lol. and some more art. so hopefully I’ll be able to post that soon too #but for now… enjoy sketch dump of messy goth saphics #*top ten moments. not ton. spellings hard ghgh #I think tak is very hesitant about initiating physical contact and intimacy and being cuddly. cuz of pride and also repression #but I saw a post talking about irkens being naturally very touchy feely affectionate and I def agree… #so. tak is wary of stuff like that at first. but once u break thru that initial barrier of her denying herself she’s actually sUPER TOUCHY #gaz has unleashed a pda beast she just doesn’t kno it yet

[larkspurglove]

Hoping and praying that if Boothill shows up in 2.1 it’s PURELY to beat the shit out of boss Aventurine. The IPC is his target after all

#boothill vs aventurine fight when ❓❓❓ #anyway I think it’d be funny if we get our asses kicked when fighting boss Aventurine #but then BAM here comes Boothill with the steel chair! #for the record I love aventurine but I also love the idea of Boothill coming out of nowhere to Fuck Him Up #honkai star rail #hsr #aventurine #aventurine hsr #hsr aventurine #boothill #boothill hsr #hsr Boothill #spoiler post 2.1 update #but like I’m half right? #he showed up for like a minute with the intent of violence #the person I thought he’d want to beat up is just not Aventurine

[ashersanity]

content warning! shit, there’s fucking incest in there.

#in my defense #i am jerking my cock off to ALL of these #big brother wren hits different #was this an excuse to just list the number of people I want to fuck whitney? #yeah #you better choose right or I’m beating you fucking freaks #here comes the tags #dol #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #kylar the loner #robin the orphan #sydney the faithful #sydney the fallen #wren the smuggler #bailey the caretaker #leighton the headteacher #poll

[alaraxia]

I don’t romance him but Herald is making me less evil by proxy

#fallen hero retribution #see I brutally beat this boy at the end of book 1 #and now I’m here in book 2 like well fuck he’s just a delightful fella #like Vesper went full vicious after destroying the museum she went out of the way to hurt him more #and now I’m just like hm well shit now I feel bad #damn you for giving me a conscious again herald #fhr #sidestep #fhr herald #fallen hero #he’s just a lil guy #fallen hero sidestep #OC vesper

[bidisastersanji]

Had literal (not just inspired) Ranma 1/2 ZoSan galaxy thoughts with @anniilaugh and oh boy oh boy oh boy

Zoro and Hawkeye are japanese martial artists training in Jusenkyo, China, they get to the cursed springs and don't listen to the guide about how they should definitely not fight there

Zoro falls into the cursed spring of the young woman and from then on his body turns female at the contact of cold water and back to male with hot water- his dad falls in the panda one.

Mihawk brings them back to Japan because he and his old pal Zeff had made a promise to marry their kids and join their dojos- he has to fight Zoro the entire way

Scene starts with Zeff sitting down his three adoptive kids with mommy issues (Robin, Nami and Sanji) to tell them they're about to receive his old friend Mihawk and his son Zoro- long ago they agreed to marry their kids to secure the "Anything goes" dojo's legacy, and both thought it wouldn't work out since they didn't have kids at first, but both ended up adopting in later years.

All three are pissed that they don't get a say in this- they've never even met this Zoro guy! Who cares if he's been training in China, they can probably still beat his ass.

Fem!Zoro and Panda!Mihawk are fighting it out in the street in the rain (which is what turned them both into their cursed forms)- Zoro is angry that his stupid father figure just decided this for him- fuck this, he's going back to China, and that's that! but Mihawk knocks him out and carries him on his shoulder to the Akaashi residence.

Back at the dojo, Robin hopes he's older than her, Nami knows she, the town lesbian with a gf (Vivi) won't be forced to marry him if it comes to it, and Sanji is just so angry that Zeff would make this decision for them- how stupidly old fashioned and this guy won't be taking over the dojo from them, no way. Also, who cares about a stupid boy. All that matters to him are beautiful ladies, after all. (still struggling a bit with being bi Sanji what's up)

A panda and a young adult come into the dojo and they're like ??? who the hell is this panda? the panda sets down Zoro in front of Zeff like "voila" and they're like! oh- could you be?

I'm Roronoa Zoro. Sorry 'bout this.

Zeff hugs him, feels the soft chest press against his own, and is like- oh. Did he misremember what Mihawk told him, was it a daughter after all?

Sanji is relieved, thinking Zoro is a woman (Zoro doesn't correct anyone, he doesn't really care, he just wants to get back to China and if this means he can get out of marrying on a misunderstanding, maybe it'll work out in his favour)- and he acts like his usual gentlemanly self with him, treating him to tea and asking him about his training. Zoro asks to spar, and Sanji truly couldn't- but can't say no to a pretty lady so they spar but Sanji never actually hits Zoro- always stopping right before he lands a hit, annoying the shit out of Zoro (what a prissy guy)

Having worked up a sweat (that Sanji guy wasn't half bad at fighting, even if he didn't actually hit him), Zoro goes to wash in the men's baths

Sanji, thinking "she" is in the women's baths, walks into the same bath, naked, and is faced with a very built, very attractive man in his bathroom, stepping out of the hot tub. he definitely doesn't ogle him

He panics and runs to the rest of the family being like "there's a pervert in the bathroom wtf"

Zoro joins them, dressed in the same clothes he was in before and reintroduces himself (I'm Roronoa Zoro, sorry 'bout this)

They all gather to go over what's happened in China (including demonstration as Mihawk throws Zoro into the pond) and Zeff cuts him off to be like

"There's truly no problem. So, Zoro, which of my children do you want to marry- although in his letters your father did mention you preferred men, and I only have one of those."

Robin and Nami pounce on this and push Sanji forwards "oh he definitely wants Sanji"- "what?? why me?"- "well, he's half a girl, so it works out perfect for you!"/"I'm a full lesbian and he's a gay man it's not meant to be"

Sanji fights this- "I don't want to marry this pervert!" "Who you callin' a pervert, you walked in on me, curly brows!" "yeah, well you were a strange naked man in my bathroom, so that makes you a pervert" "Yeah, well you took a pretty long, good look at me, so I'd say you're the pervert, ogling me" "I wasn't ogling you you brute!" "oh, I see, you were just jealous of how better built I am than you"

Sanji kicks him into the garden pond and leaves to take the bath he didn't get to take earlier

Zoro (in girl form) also goes to bathe, wanting to clean himself of the dirty pond water- and of course runs into Sanji, who gets a really bad nosebleed

AND SO BEGINS the slow burn of always bickering, full of misunderstandings, gender shenanigans, enemies to lovers arranged marriage Zoro and Sanji, with Zoro being really annoyed at the traditional gender roles that Sanji seems to be trying to enforce, and Sanji being constantly annoyed at this big brute of a man having no sense of priopriety and going around in his fem presenting form in ways that he thinks are a disgrace to womankind

but here is some more adapting:

Sanji, like Akane, has a crush on the local doctor (Dr. Law) but can't admit it to himself because he's still a bit struggling with the internalised homophobia from his birth father. Zoro finds it amusing in the beginning (before he catches feelings and gets jealous)

Again like Akane, Sanji starts with long hair and it gets cut because of a fight Zoro gets into with Pedro (who fell into the baby leopard spring), who will take the role of P-chan, sleeping in Sanji's bed and pining after him

Crazy love rivals galore and infinite fiance(e)s that Mihawk promised Zoro to of course:

the Kunos- Cavendish falls for Zoro when he meets him in his female form (oh my beautiful green-haired girl...). He always has the dramatic entrances (Cavendish, Age 17, the White Horse of Furinkan High), throwing his red roses everywhere. His just as...passionate? sister, Pudding, is in love with Sanji and thinks fem!Zoro is her love rival and tricks him into the rhythmic gymnastics showdown thing where Zoro has to be in a leotard, chained to baby leopard Pedro, both at risk of being exposed if hit with hot water in front of this crowd, and Zoro beats her with three clubs

Hiyori as Shampoo from the Amazon tribe who's at first sent to kill Zoro because he beat her in fem! form but then keeps trying to marry man Zoro who also accidentally beats her- Sanji is so mad about this specific one

Tashigi could be Okonomiyaki Ukyo (we think she's a man at first) or she could be Mousse (blind AF without her glasses) and turns into a goose with cold water

Brook as Happosai (old man with obsession for panties) who trains Zoro at times

Zoro doesn't get rid of the curse because plot but also even if he tried to, he would get lost if he tried to go to China by himself

Zoro's chest is 110cm no matter the form and Sanji is NOT OKAY

SO MANY NOSEBLEEDS (Ranma was such an ecchi manga and Zoro definitely has just as much propriety with his female form as Ranma does)

Nami makes money off of pictures of fem!Zoro like Nabiki does, selling them to Cavendish and all the boys at school who don't know the green haired girl is actually Zoro

Zoro was traumatised by the cat fu training Mihawk did to him as a kid and can only be calmed down and go back to acting like a human if he's pet and calmed down by Sanji. just like Ranma, he kisses Sanji in his cat form in front of the whole school (and doesn't remember it)

#ranma 1/2 zosan au #zoro x sanji #zosan #zosan fic idea #sanji x zoro #ranma 1/2 one piece au #ranma 1/2 AU #this would be just SO FUCKING FUN #with all the usual suspects attending the high school as well of course #zoro becomes friends with luffy and co #is there still the thing where people want to win sanji/akane's hand in marriage by beating her in combat? #that could be a fun scene for zoro to witness on the first day of school #hope I’m giving all the veterans some nostalgia #I grew up with Ranma as one of my first animes

[carfuckerlynch]

[transcript: 1. “I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone. Honey, if you stay, you'll be forgiven; nothing you can say can stop me going home."

2. "Prior: Dreaming used to be so… safe.

Harper: It isn't, thought, it's dangerous, imagining to excess. It can blow up in your face. Threshold of revelation."

3. "He thought about wanting to feel like he had been made for something more than dying."

4. "You must fix you heart, and you must build an altar where it swells."

5. "Here is the game: today you are not going to die."

6. "Yes, it comforts me much more, yes it comforts me much more to lay in the foundations of decay. Get up, coward!"

7. "You will save yourself. You cannot help it."

8. "I don’t want to die in here. I don’t want to die in here."

9. "O plunge your hands in water, plunge them in up to the wrist; stare, stare in the basin and wonder what you've missed."

10. "Say that it is the impulse of the soul to endure forever. Say it again." /End transcript]

my chemical romance– famous last words/tony kushner– angels in america/maggie stiefvater— mister impossible/my chemical romance– the foundations of decay/grant howitt/my chemical romance– the foundations of decay/molly brodak– bee in jar/the mountain goats– heel turn 2/w. h. auden– as i walked out one evening/joyce sutphen– say it

#mcr #the mountain goats #my chemical romance #web weaving #fucked up the transcript come rb from the source pls #lit stacks #tmg #odhran.txt #i literally make a version of this post every six weeks #dw i’m fine i was just listening to flw and thought she deserved to go here #the black parade #tbp #the foundations of decay #foundations #beat the champ

[shima-draws]

Hiiii I come bearing another OC design WIP, this time it’s YA BOY, the one and only protag boy (from this post!)

He’s a darkness/dragon elemental, the black on his hands and arms is permanent and happened due to an incident in his childhood. He was a bit self conscious of the way his arms looked at first but now he’s totally chill with it (and. When he uses his powers dragons scales sprout on his arms and glow and it’s sick as hell.) He is everything to me and I would die for him and he doesn’t even have a name. WHICH IS WHY I’m letting you guys pick since I’m settled on an “N” name but I’m indecisive <3

#I struggled so so much with this design but it turned out SO nice and I’m so happy with it. UGH just look at him. My fucking BABY BOY #Also his inspo might be a BIT too obvious but you know what. This is my house I do what I want #I can make my characters look however I want them to tee hee <33333 #Don’t say anything tho or I’ll beat you up. Let me have this. #ANYWAY. #Help me pick pretty please 🙏 #Polls #Poll #Among the Stars #ATS #Shima’s OCs #I couldn’t pick a design for Kai and now I can’t pick a nickname for this guy. Lol I’m a mess #Shima speaks #THANK YOU MUCH!!!!!

[thehappiestgolucky]

Been doodling. My brain has been snatched girl help me i stg

Girl i am going fucking and what- girl whaT! I didn’t see the trailers wtf GIRL HELP WHAT I HAVE OS MANY THOUGHTS. Congrats on your lil 2 year old niece ig Heket and Leshy-

I don’t sacrifice. But you need to for the doors. Luckily i have the best substitute :)

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb spoilers #cotl spoilers #relics of the old faith #doodles #narinder #leshy #heket #pupdessa #narithor #(still love that narinder just got wifed by a random follower) #going in order that i beat the game in shamura i WILL get you i stg #going insane why of all fucking au fandom stuff was THIS CANON GIRL H E L P #also playing around with an older pupdessa thing ehe. the brainrot so real i’m making ocs n storyline shit #sorry if this is all i draw for a bit i am so engrossed #teh game also runs so much smoother on switch now so i can play it longer happily! #the brainrot is REAL sobbing into hands

[soup-scope]

i really hope that when alexis is introduced she’s introduced in a very. neutral manner

i don’t want her to be this cliche villainous that causes conflict between sam and darlin

alexis has been avoiding sam for 15+ years after she turned him. she doesn’t want conflict with him it seems

i lowkey hope that alexis has a small ‘talk’ with darlin. maybe just asking if sam is happy or smth like that. i just don’t want her to be a two dimensional villain when erik has clearly shown he likes to deal with his characters in shades ya know (example:vega)

#i mean like look at vega for example. #when we’re introduced to him he beats the shit out of caelum and attacks freelancer #and he’s behind the ivan and baby incident shit #and with his series with warden he reveals that he’s trying to help demon kind and shit like that #blegh i’m not in an analysis mood rn i’ll analyze vega better laterlmao #but i just hope alexis is treated better #she has so much potential #i also think a lot of people hate her cause we’ve only heard from imperium!alexis who ya know. fucked around with quinn. got david and the #keaton pack slaughtered #but. we barely know anything about prime!alexis #i’m so excited for a potential monarchical summit video #i’m begging and praying #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redactedverse #redacted sam #redacted alexis #redacted darlin #sam collins #alexis solaire

[hyperfixatedfandomer]

When you see sweet fanart of Quaritch and Spider but then check the artist’s page and see porn of them as well:

I’m just venting at this point but. Please bring me back to three months ago when the sickos didn’t get their their sweaty, clammy hands on this movie yet 😭 looking for wholesome found family art feels low-key like treading a mine-field now.

#I know I’m beating a dead horse but I’ll never stop hating this #literally just left a comment on a fanart only to check the profile and get fucking jumpscared #c’mon guys 😭 #I’ve been hiding out in the recom part of the fanbase precisely to avoid seeing this bullshit #but now it infested that place as well??? #nowhere is safe istg #might delete later idk #avatar spider #spider socorro #avatar 2 #avatar way of water #avatar #avatar quaritch #spider avatar

[shieldofmen]

DAY 14 - When Realms Converge

Or as I’d like to call it ‘WHY GRRM WHY?!?’

#jon snow #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #lyanna stark #I just want them to be alive and happy hugging each other okay #currently fist fighting Robert hold on #he may be beating my ass but I’m the one in the right #jonsnowfortnightevent2023 #mom and son hugging each other nndndndjd WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE GRRM WHAT THE FUCK #well at least since Jon’s been dead for the past what ten years they can meet in the afterlife

[alaraxia]

of course you have white hair and trauma

#fallen hero: retribution #fhr #sidestep #fallen hero sidestep #she is putting the gaslight in gaslight gatekeep girlboss #I draw her like she’s hot shit when she’s just another secret crush sidestep victim of the dishwashing scene #my sidesteps name is Vesper #her puppet is Calliope #her villain name is Akrasia #no one suspects a thing I’m sneaky as fuck BOI #I Am Free Of Suspicion I Am The Goodest Little Retired Hero #digital art #I am being so normal about this game #haven’t killed anyone but BOY am I beating the shit out of them #OC vesper

[astarionposting]

Kind of wish there was a dialogue option to beat this dude’s ass

#bg3 #I’m kind of mad that the only mean option was to be intimidating #like I just wanna beat his boney ass to the ground ok #for my man #when he dies do you think he makes the same sound as minecraft skeletons #baldur’s gate 3 #Astarion #Astarion bg3 #bg3 spoilers #I hate this dude fr #I also wish there was an option to slap the shit out of cazador’s slimy little face #anyways fuck you Godey #I’m gonna cast extended spell banish the second he opens his dumb mouth #can you tell that I’m very normal about Astarion