#I’m not joking

[amourtality]

stop having casual sex with men

#I’m not joking #or being judgmental either #roe v wade

[porcelaintoybox23]

My shipping of trephacard is so delusional that I forgot that Alucard wasn’t canonically dating them and that he hasn’t been the immortal uncle of every Belmont descendant. Imagine my surprise when twitter spoilers reveal that Richter doesn’t know him.

#time to watch #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #alucard #alucard tepes #trephacard #i’m not joking #I have to remind myself that they didn’t all end up together

[venusonmercury]

She’s the prettiest woman on earth

#ashley johnson is my wife #really #i’m not joking #ashley johnson #critical role #stray gods #ellie tlou #tlou #the last of us #the last of us part one #tlou2 #the last of us part two #the last of us part ii #ellie williams

[fallenangelkitten]

𝘥𝘰 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭’𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯

𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙

#me ^._.^ฅ #gimme da blood #i’m not joking #give it to me now #vampire girl #my face #alt girl #alt gf

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

sometimes being a lesbian is about reading a fan fiction longer than the bible where harry potters dad and his godfathers brother fall in love during the hunger games so that you can bond with your ex-girlfriends new girlfriend.

#i’m not joking #crimson rivers #crimson river #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #maurauders fanfic #maurauders era #lesbian #lgbtqiia+

[x-selfcare]

“My life is a joke and I’m not laughing anymore” -unknown

#i’m not joking #it’s okay to not be okay #it’s okay to be sad sometime #mad #sad thoughts #sad poem #unknown #txt #depressing poem #depressing life #depressing shit

[floofdrawsstuff]

maid

#we3kend fl4re au #alastor hazbin #alastor art #alastor fanart #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #my art <3 #my art #i did this instead of sleeping #i’m not joking #floofdrawsstuff

[gale-gentlepenguin]

To put it simply.

Everyone we knew and have been watching for the last 5 seasons is dead.

Season 6 onwards takes place in a new universe.

#miraculous ladybug #ml #ml spoilers #I’m not joking #ml critical #ml season 5 spoilers

[arriakin]

Disney’s sleeping beauty studies with my girl

#sleeping beauty #dnd oc #dnd #art #oc #ocs #oh hey! it me! #I’m not joking #if I could like my own post a thousand times I would do it just for her #she’s my baby

[tf2heritageposts]

sometimes we just stop and remember that tf2 probably isn’t getting updates right now because valve is legitimately trying to make brain implants for gaming

#i’m not joking #look it up #not a heritage post

[blueberryspyder]

Listen, I KNEW I was gonna cry during my first relisten of The Adventure Zone: Balance, but GOD I didn’t remember the Voidfish song happening so SOON—The Crystal Kingdom has always been my favorite arc and it makes me so emotional hearing the music again in context

I am going to be a hot mess for a while

#captains log #the adventure zone #taz #taz balance #the crystal kingdom literally changed my life #I’m not joking #the music and monologues literally gave my life meaning when I didn’t have any #and it inspired me to writ my own campaign #and I want to write music now #god #I’m not crying you’re crying

[yourfavshark]

I made my brother watch the new jackbox stream and look at the wiki

Some random shit my brother mentioned

•Rae’s secret pole

• He kept on making doggy style jokes about Rae and Fenris

•He read Perix as Pixar… Perix definitely made Pixar movies

•He said Fable is in the god father

•When the jackbox said up Rae’s ass he said “pass that ass to me boi!”

•he said Fenris got mad at Fable so he ripped Fable’s cock off

#fable smp #rae morningstar #random shit #i’m not joking #/srs #i’m not okay

[ngabrashvili]

He’s my sweet femboy)))

#ranfren #ranfren fanart #sebastian ranfren #randal ranfren #Sebastian x Randal #this is my otp #i’m not joking #!!! #fanart #my artwork

[seraphim-seeker]

I swear I feel like have been cursed with forbidden knowledge now that I am aware that a fucking DS GAME of Transformers ANIMATED existed!! I FEEL AS IF I SHOULD BR WILLFULLY IGNORANT OF ITS EXISTENCE YET I NOW KNOW!!

#transformers #transformers animated #tfa #tfa ds game #I’m not joking #There is a 3hr play through on YouTube

[elliptycal]

Ok who started the rhaenicent dungeon hate sex scene in season 2 rumor…😕…guys I’m so gullible please don’t hold that over my head

#I need the dungeon sex scene #i’m not joking #I need a really angsty deep peace talk on dragonstone in episode 8 that ends in extremely pent up rage and sadness and aggressive making out #rhaenicent #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #hotd #rhaenicent edit

[garden-bug]

When it’s a mission success

#can be used in any contexts #I’m not joking #ninjago #from the ninjago reaction pic archive #lego ninjago #stay tuned for more #I made these in lockdown #kai ninjago #lloyd ninjago #ninjago zane #jay ninjago #cole ninjago #ninjago nya #sensei wu #tournament of elements