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ellamorgan333 · 7 months

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jack when he gotta live on a farm with only his parents, old ass uncle, charles and sometimes sadie but he could of been with bronte being rich and eating spaghetti

#i’m only joking #jack marston #rdr2 #john marston #abigail marston

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 7 months

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Another thought about “Saw X”:

The movie lowkey being a champion for Asian representation by having the only test victims to have a happy ending be the ones played by an Asian actor.

You have the hospital custodian who Jigsaw imagined in a trap (the eye vacuum in the poster) due to his habit of stealing from patients. Before John could do anything, the custodian looked at him, thought to himself, “Aw shit, probably shouldn’t do that”, returned the items, and got to live another day.

Then you have the cab driver, who was legit the only one who passed the test given to him by John and got medical attention. Assuming Cecilia and Henry eventually died (I don’t see Cecilia getting out of the poison gas room and Henry was in the Bathroom of Death), the cab driver is the only actual victim who lived.

The Asians chose not to die in this movie lol.

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evansbby · 6 months

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i don’t understand why my blog is so dead 🥲🥲

#I think this is the end for me #I knew this day woudl come #but didn’t think it would come so soon 😂😂😂#please yall I still have some good stories in me 😭😭😂😂😂#I’m only joking #half joking bush shdjsjsjsjs #anyway #s

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testosteronetwunk · 5 months

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i'm puerto rican and i'm pressed that you said what you said. like bro you don't even speak spanish please stfu. anyway otherwise you seem cool but shit the fuck up fr

cranky bc u can’t pronounce “carne” correctly arent ya

#i’m only joking

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legjames · 9 months

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we were wrong; aziraphale’s one true love is his tartan bow tie…

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #i’m only joking #of course aziraphale is much more fond of a certain demon #god i just adore them so so much #let them be gay and romantic and happy together

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eepersjeepers · 28 days

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Uh oh, it’s happening again.

(My brain is telling me to rewatch Leverage again).

(I am already rewatching The Librarians and NCIS and watching The Mentalist for the first time).

(Help).

#leverage #leverage redemption #the librarians #ncis #the mentalist #eliot spencer #jacob stone #jake stone #christian kane #slowly but surely #i am losing my mind #both from not sleeping #because I am doing this instead #and also #because this is simply too many babygirls at once #I’m only joking #(i’m not)

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chocolatecoffeeshot · 2 months

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What if the reason we miss each other has nothing to do with our brains and psychology?

What if due to proximity, we just exchange a thousand of a the billions of microorganisms inside us?

What if they’re the ones that are connected?

What if we only sense their yearning?

And People we don’t care about, are the ones we didn’t exchange any with?

Is that why we’re constantly haunted for something that never really shows up?

We’re always missing a billion of ourselves

What if aro’s were really really unique habitat islands

#this makes no sense but #I’m only joking #aroace #love #but microbes

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mando-abs · 1 year

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I’m watching American Psycho for the first time instead of writing. (But it’s okay, this still counts as character study and inspo for my project).

I keep catching myself going “oh my god” and “patrick no.” Because he’s just so erratic and pathetic it catches you unaware. I had to pause it from the little present he had in his fridge. I’m not sad just disappointed.

#I’m only joking #i too love to meow meow him bc it’s funny #but seriously this is why I don’t watch many slasher movies #not that I can’t handle mature things #it’s the shock of ‘oh god what is he gonna do next’ that my poor heart can’t take it #but this movie is mildly funny which is always nice in horror #american psycho #patrick bateman

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monochromayhem · 1 year

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Tumblr.

This person isn’t my Tumblr crush.

He is my real irl husband to be and he MOVED INTO MY HOUSE.

Tumblr please stop spitting in the name of my beautiful relationship with my loving boyfriend with your stupid notification system.

#I’m only joking

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faithinlouisfuture · 2 years

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If it was his goodbye to the Walls era then why no caption? No, this is something else.

Yeah I think it’s something else too but I truly do not have the brains to try and decipher what. My jumbled thoughts will remain in this thread here. Might also be because it’s 5 AM for me 💀

#anon #demonic activity #maybe that should be new tag for his cryptic shenanigans #Louis be normal challenge #I’m only joking #I love how abnormal he is #live for it

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gibsonfreak49 · 6 months

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Trick or treat!

“Shaddup kid! Halloween’s over, now get lost!”

#I’m only joking #but thanks regardless

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runningoutofbooks · 7 months

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Honestly I should charge for my legal advice (joking) with the amount of times I say off hand “you can get sued/go to jail for that” and the people are completely oblivious that tax fraud is illegal or false advertising is bad

#I should have been a lawyer #I’m only joking #my legal advice is free and unreliable #but people who start their own businesses should know about these types of things #I see so many people in my area that jump into starting a small business but don’t know anything about business #you’ve come this far at least take a few basic classes at the community college

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wolfythewitch · 11 days

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