#I’m sorry not sorry

[teecupangel]

Had a dream where during Al Mualim's monolog before his and Altaïr's final battle Desmond fell out of the sky onto Al Mualim killing him on impact, the dream derailed from there but that might be the funniest introduction between Altaïr and Desmond like "sorry I popped out of nowhere a couple storeys up and stole your kill by falling on top of him"

My first reaction is “is this a meet cute scenario???” and… yeah, I think it is.

Altaïr loves to make dynamic entrances (just ask Robert and the twins Shahim and Shahar) so he’d probably be both confused but also impressed by Desmond’s entrance.

Until he realized that Desmond did not do it on purpose, he just literally dropped from the sky and shattered Al Mualim’s spine by accident.

Honestly, this sounds like this would end up being a bit cracky and would give us the following tropes with just ONE SCENE:

Meet Cute

Rescue Entrance that leads to Rescue Romance (Altaïr would insist that he had it under control. Desmond is like “Yeah, he did” and remembers that Altaïr was gonna get frozen by the Apple at one point but, sure, he had it under control)

Fall-In Angel (with Desmond doing his best to deny that no, he’s not an angel, but also wishing to make a ‘fallen angel’ pick up joke because he is not above that)

Oh, god. Now I’m just imagining Malik rushing to assist Altaïr only to be treated to this kind of scene:

(I tried to make it as obnoxious as shoujo sparkles can get XD)

#that’s the best you’re gonna get from me at the moment #i’m sorry not sorry #but seriously #if this was not meant to be an altdes ask #i’m sorry nonny #still gonna tag this as #altdes #XD #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #IS IT??? #teecup draws #i'm enjoying the new brush i'm using hahaha #so messy #i love it #i tried my best to copy #clamp's noodle art style hahaha

[sacredthefran]

Imagine you guys are backstage at a festival and it’s the first time you guys have been spotted together. Danny can tell you’re anxious because you’ve been refreshing social media constantly - against his advice. He slowly starts to play tour favorite song, like a little lullaby so he can watch the worry line between your eyebrows start to fade away. You lift your gaze up from your phone to meet his eyes and he softly smiles, “I love you.”

#I’m so soft today #idk what’s going on with me today #Danny Wagner #danny gvf #i’m sorry not sorry #someone be soft with me #pls i’m begging

[rubywolf0201]

Fanon Amy and Elise’s interactions with one another (at least back in the early 2000’s-2010’s):

Canon Amy and Elise’s interactions with one another:

#rubi’s post #sonic the hedgehog #princess elise #amy rose #meme #i’m sorry not sorry

[ghostykapi]

me writing for twice: all i want is to give love and cherish them and give them all of my kisses and my hugs and all the love and-

also me writing for sana: i want to rip out hearts today!

#i’m sorry not sorry

[popitdontdropitwrites]

It’s 2am and I’m deranged, here's Maslows hierarchy of needs

All of you that write him as trans have my heart

I’m going to bed lmao

#tf2 #engineer #tf2 engineer #team fortress 2 #I’m sorry not sorry #I’m going to bed now #transgineer #trans engie my beloved #just chatting #teamfortress2 #tf2 engie #engie #team fortress two #team fortress engineer #team fortress 2 engineer #engineer tf2

[wolfnesta]

People always commented how Feyre had 3 high lords after her, but Feyre has nothing on what Nesta had going on. Tarquin’s great and all, but Nesta literally had a death god and Eris ready to put a ring on her within seconds of meeting her

I hate pitting women against women but I feel like Fey.re Stan’s are the worst like I chalk it down to the truly toxic ones elevate Feyre to this point because they feel intimidated there’s no other word for it 🤷🏻‍♀️ all 3 sisters have a cool thing but personally I’m so in tune with Nesta that I don’t have much, if any, idea about who Elain and Feyre are other than canon which Nesta is the biggest testament about how problematic that is. But still, I just don’t vibe with them 🤷🏻‍♀️

I CAN point out though that canonically Feyre has not had any Gods or High Lords recognize her besides after proving her tenacity, whereas with Nesta, the Bone Carver doesn’t even know her and calls her as beautiful as a winter sunrise, Helion just looks at her and is stunned, Lanthys smells her scent (I know but oh well) and wants to crown her.PLEASE don’t get me started on Eris x Nesta because I’m a hardcore Neris. Still I like that Feyre is beautiful too in her own right and I think all sisters have a separate beauty with a certain appeal that every reader has a right to relate too but if we want to stay with strictly canon (which largely the problem that that side can’t seem to see past SJM’s word as anything other than biblical) Feyre just doesn’t have what Nesta does. And vise versa. And Elain too 🤷🏻‍♀️. And that’s the point.

#nesta archeron #Nesta is the hottest bitch in Prythian #thanks anon I know what you mean #like nesta is the IT girl #i’m sorry not sorry #anti sjm #just because #I don’t want no one’s opinion #I’m not open on the matter #nesta is sexy af periodt #and the other two they’re cute but idk #I don’t know them #if you want to find stuff about them look somewhere else #pro nesta #acotar series #acotar

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Calling James the sun and Regulus a star is so sad because like. If a star dies, no one knows till years later, and no one’s likely to care. If the sun were to explode, we’d know not even ten minutes later, and people would be freaking tf out.

Regulus died, and no one noticed or cared enough to search for him.

James died, and his son became the chosen one.

#I’m sorry not sorry #James dying also sent one friend to jail #the Other into hiding #And the third into a twelve year depressive state #Regulus brother didn’t even care enough about him to search properly #He just said good riddance #Regulus black #James potter #Starchaser #Sunseeker #The marauders #the slytherin skittles

[myfavoritelatte]

After THAT episode if anyone doesn’t mention Diego Luna when they’re talking about how good the acting in Andor is I’m gonna assume they’re racist

#i’m sorry not sorry #but I’m way too emotional about that #srsly did you see the man’s face??????????? #andor #andor series #star wars #diego luna #andor spoilers #cassian andor #andor show #star wars andor #also rip #maarva andor

[redshamrock56]

I was playing around with an incorrect quotes generator and came across this gem.

And I just instantly thought of this photo.

Let’s be real here. This is how it went down.

#Poptropica #poptropica meme #red baroness poptropica #amelia poptropica #I’m sorry not sorry #Youtube

[kkolg]

guess who’s back. back again-

“Hmmmm Bendy you got me curious. Any hints about the girl who’s got your attention?”

yes i will be coming to the Wednesday therapy group for shipping brain rot 😔

bro gave both the light skin stare and the f boy face at the same time smhhhhhh 💀😭😭😭💀😔🤯👺👹💀💃

#I’m sorry not sorry #also glad you joined the group #batim #batim au #bendy #ink demon #ask #vigilante batim au

[fcb-mv33]

Anyways.

#I’m sorry not sorry #get my boy in that seat asap #rambles

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Everyone's talking about young Gabriel and Emile but I'm just wondering how does Harry Clown fit into all this?

In his butt

#I’m sorry not sorry #Gabriel bottomed for a clown #ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug

[dazaleu]

My hand slipped.

Also when you’re high, writing and then your neighbor texts you that the cat downstairs is having kittens. Kills the vibe.

#rodeku #rody soul #deku #bnha deku #midoriya izuku #so I got high #and this happened #I’m sorry not sorry #oops i guess #oops my hand slipped #fanfic #bnha world heroes mission

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

#barbie movie #barbie #feminism #ken #ken doll #i’m just ken #my writing #true story #ryan gosling #barbie dolls #greta gerwig #margot robbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #if you ever find a Ken doll wrapped in toilet paper that’s mine sorry

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

#please enjoy this i made it look so pretty #barbie #jessica rabbit #who framed roger rabbit #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #asexuel #i will do an image id later I’m sorry words dont exist right now #i’ve had a lot of the same questions i will respond eventually. maybe. we’ll see