#I’m still laughing tbh

[queenofnohr]

the only thing that is pulling me out of my reverie of tenderness is that when I saw mirror dungeons were called mirror dungeons I was like “catch us out here in the mirror world bout to mean cliffheath” and then. well. it’s a joke that paid off like three weeks later

#I’m still laughing tbh

[breakitoutwildbreak]

Breakdown? I thought u died!!!!?!?!!!

Poor Knock Out’s fallen for fake Breakdowns in the past. The one time he keeps his guard up is when he reunites with the real Breakdown. They weren’t conjunxed in this AU yet so it’s not easy for them to discern at first glance.

These are also spoilers for the next chapter I’m working on… 🤭

#Kobd #breakdown x knock out #knockout #knock out #breakdown #tfe #transformers earthspark #Maccadam #If Knock Out is gonna be in TFE please don’t gender swap him… so many good characters get ruined that way #Like Frenzy and Skywarp for example #ブレノク #Art request #dumb fanart #I’m still laughing at this ask tbh #KO being all stupid saying: I don’t care how hot you look you’re not the breakdown I fell in love with #Memes

[turtleblogatlast]

If you dont mind me asking, on which season of 2012 tmnt are you at?

It’s been a while since I’ve been able to sit down and watch but I’m pretty sure I’m at some point in season 2? So still a long way to go but admittedly I’ve already been spoiled on more than one thing haha. I like the characters a lot though, they’re very prickly and react to things a lot more realistically than I thought they would.

#non au ask #dunno who my favorite is honestly they’re all great #at the moment I think 2012 Donnie may be my fav? simply bc he is very cringefail and it makes me laugh bless his heart #but my fav keeps being juggled around tbh #I’m also a hardened April defender like I may be early on but I’ve heard of what happens later and I still think she’s great 😤 #the woes of liking fictional female characters #that have the gall of having flaws like their male counterparts #ngl I’ve had a soft spot for 2012 for a while bc I kept seeing fics try and bash it? and I never understood why #and getting into the series and hearing everyone’s justifications for bashing it…still don’t get it! #maybe I’m more forgiving to media than I should be but oh well I’m enjoying it and these teenagers are good kids

[hella1975]

girls after an average shift

#CANT FEEL MY LEGS 🧍🏻‍♀️ #tbh i get bad joints sometimes like not awful it is just a little achey bc my mum’s arthritis genetics Got Me #and i woke up this morning and immediately was like. oh. this is gonna be bad isn’t it #and then clocked a 9 hour shift that literally didn’t have a single slow down #like when I tell you we were slammed off our feet from the moment I walked through the DOOR #and it was just a perpetual rush from that moment on. like i haven’t stopped. close was MIDNIGHT #my legs hurt so bad I feel like there’s metal in my knees. i feel like i need oiling #I’m sweaty and gross and tired and achey and I have another close shift TOMORROW #but it’s agricultural show weekend (hence the business) so a load of the waitresses ‘snuck’ outside (we pretend to clear glasses from the #outdoor tables) to watch the fireworks and it was pretty cute. like no matter how shit my job or shift is i do still love most of my #colleagues and we always have a proper laugh together. small victories #AND I GET PAID TODAY LETS GOOOOOOO #hella slaves to capitalism

[wrathofrats]

threaten me with bodily harm for turning you on mutual

I HOPE YOU KNOW I FUCKING SPIT OUT MY DRINK I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I threaten you with the intentions of love and kindness I hope you understand and I appreciate you for letting me unhinged in your tags

For anyone who I may have threatened with injury over their work you may be entitled to financial compensation (lying)

#TO BE FAIR YOUVE SAID ITS OK SO THAT GIVES ME PERMISSION TO START BEING CREATIVE #me in peoples tags thinking up new ways to lightly injure them #crow ily i hope you know that #I’m still laughing #I think I’m funny tbh the tags are my own personal stand up routine to convey to the author that I enjoy their work #wrath asks

[power-chords]

A client just submitted a 2000 page PDF attachment in a DocuSign because they couldn’t figure out how to format an Excel spreadsheet and I am Over It.

#I mean tbh it is funny and I did laugh and go What the Fuck #but I’m still over it

[cookinguptales]

I was too tired to keep walking in NYC and my train isn’t until 10 so I swung by Alamo Drafthouse and

#dracula #renfield #I’m sorry I’m spoiled heterosexual vampire stories just don’t do it for me anymore #tbh my honest review is that ben schwartz and nic cage were great #I laughed sometimes #but the writing was pretty uneven #especially the dialogue #so I was left feeling dissatisfied #it really was far too heterosexual tho I’m serious #gender swapping quincey to make it het???? okay #tbh I feel like they tried too hard to make renfield a woobie #it didn’t really work imo #I was kind of like cool motive still murder #just lean into it like guillermo okay

[theloveinc]

how it feels not to be that involved with jjk at the moment

#jjk spoilers #this just made me laugh I’m gen sad for y’all and kinda myself #he’ll be fine tho I’m not worried tbh #infinity cut in half is still infinity🩷 #caitie blabs

[magicalgirlsasuke]

my take is that the barbie movie pieces together conversations that girls/women have throughout their lives, and so is not meant to be any more or less feminist or revolutionary than a standard conversation had between girls and women

#did you notice different groups of people laughing loudest at particular distract ken gags #the intention behind gloria’s monologue wasn’t to point out something you haven’t already realised #or make you feel something you’ve never felt before #it was meant to put you in mind of the conversations you have with a friend after one of yous tell a story about a guy #or the world being shitty #of the conversation you tentatively have with your mum after a male family member has acted particularly entitled #discussions you had online at the very beginning #(some other conversation that you’ve had in YOUR life) #tbh the first time i watched the movie i was underwhelmed #until my friend told us how she cried twice and i immediately realised it was a great movie #me and my friends gossiping during the trailers about this guy who’s creepy towards me but i’m still nice to #bcos i don’t want to hurt his feelings #and my friend poking my arm during the scene where gloria does barbie’s make up and gives her the exact advice she just gave me #barbie movie #barbie

[silentgrim]

when they themselves say that theyre experimenting on how little they can get away with then uh… 🚨🚨

word of the wise. uninstall. blacklist. seal it away. the sims is dead

#if you still want to play it then by all means but please don’t give them your money #again #if you want to 🏴‍☠️ just dm me and i’ll give you a hand #it’s sad what the sims franchise has come to #will wright i’m so sorry #chatter #the best we can do is laugh at the situation #ain’t nothing we can do about it tbh #our expectations have been dead for quite a while

[catacropolis]

Don’t mind me having a whole breakdown and a half loosing my mind over this

#twst chapter 7 spoilers #twst chapter 7 #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland chapter 7 #SPOILERS FOROM HERE ON OUT PEOPLE #SPOILERS #ok well holy fuck my dudes I am loosing my shit rn #silver lore and malleus lore omg I’m shitting bricks #finding out what everyone wants to go into a career was just so amazing #color me surprised to hear rook going into fuckin archeology and Leona beings geologist what #not surprised that Idia has job opportunities but more surprised taht his parents were so encouraging about it tbh I’m confused #malleus moments here were great it’s good to see yuu question about the seven and who they were in the eyes of the cast #lillia is making me sob and laugh and loose my mind and I can’t handle this man #I love silvers character he’s one of my favs and I genuinely think about them constantly #I want to see him and lillia have more father son moments and I want lillia to stop being criyptic as fuck like the bracelet who gave you it #was it from malleus was it from a former lover was it from mals grandma wtf man #we all knew but I’m still loosing my mind over it but like silver being royalty holy shit man I want to know more #why does it make him sleepy is he going to be affected by his curse more often because of this is this the source of his curse and who did #seeing malleus vunrable about his childhood and loneliness before yuu ripping off the bandaid and saying we’re leaving #I love lillias parental moment there of showing malleus the consequences of his actions and inviting him to change and fox it on his own #like man he’s so great I want him to be my dad #I do wish we got more Sebek and lillia interaction and silver was being way to nonshalabt about his dad #tbh don’t think he has prossessed it quite yet #I’m really hoping we see Sebek and malleus have a fight Sebek sees malleus the way malleus doesn’t want to be seen and I want them to fight #I want mal to push Sebek away and just be brutal to him #guys pls don’t kill me I love Sebek but he’s so steadafast in his belief that his vision gets clouded and he can’t see the full picture #I think it would be eye opening and really good for him to see the imperfections in the person he idolizes so much #holy shit this is long ummm anyways hope none of y’all were spoiled cuz this sequence hits harder without spoilers

[thelovelybitten]

“Why? What’s the point of living when the only girl I’ll ever love is gone?”

“No dude, i feel worse.”

“Dude, i don’t have time to start over with other girls. I’m nine years old, dude. If i don’t work things out with Wendy, I could be alone my whole life.”

“I can’t let Wendy go. This whole time, I’ve been having my friends do all the talking for me. It’s time i took control.”

“Tell her i love her.”

“I can’t believe it. She’s in love with someone else.”

“There’s nothing else i can do. She was my whole life.”

And antis really think Stan doesn’t care about Wendy. Weird.

#otp: i cant do it alone #south park #stendy #stan x wendy #viv speaks #LIKE BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL PEOPLE #season 7 ep 14 ended me. brought me back to life. and killed me again. #friendly reminder that i still haven’t watched all the episodes yet ad I’m still learning about the characters. #SO WHEN I WATCHED THIS. I DIED ON THE INSIDE #it’s the audacity of antis to really say that Stan hates her or Wendy doesn’t care abt him—delusional. #Wendy wasn’t treated properly so she left. Stan noticed after the fact and he was lost without her. LIKE HE CARES. but he’s fucking 9. #he doesn’t know shit abt feelings ok #tbh what wendy did was underhanded by dating Tolkien but she just wanted someone who’d actually give her attention #they’re fucking children but from an adults’ perspective—yeah. it’s a dick move #anyways live laugh love stendy #i know they’ll come around I’m just mad this happened #like WHY TREY AND MATT WHY #THIS WAS SO UNCALLED FOR ??? #all I’m asking is for happy stendy okay thanks #END RANT.

[sherbetyy]

uuggrrrhhh can people not yell when i mess up ? it doesn’t help. like at all

#spilt paint water on stuff on my floor :( #so it is my fault and i’m clumsy yeah but yelling doesn’t help me thanks anyway #i just end up unnecessarily crying my eyes out like always and then i can’t communicate so what’s the point in that. #i raise my voice sometimes but it’s so easy to not start yelling in my face everything i did wrong #sorry again for the rant i’m jus upset. we were literally joking around and laughing right before i did that. makes me a bit more sad #i put my rants in the tags cause tbh i’m too afraid to put them on the main post #that’s scary idk why #i need to sleep i think my eyes hurt. almost out of ibuprofen #i saw some nice art today and listened to some music and im a little better now but still upset a bit . #if you are still here somehow uh. hi #thanks for listening byby goodnight #☎️ #rant

[calamitydaze]

i didnt expect the shift with mr beast to happen for another like 5 years tbh, idk why, i kind of thought it would come from an old disgruntled employee, but this gradual disillusionment is probably better for actually discussing issues, rather than a twitter bloodbath i guess

forever glad the dteam decided to stick with florida tbh

me too, on both counts! he seemed on top of the world (and really he still is, a few 100k tweets won’t change his view numbers) so him falling out of favor wasn’t on my radar for a good while yet. i don’t think he’s going anywhere anytime soon, and twitter discourse probably isn’t going to make a meaningful effect in how he presents himself. but if it pushes back against the general mr-beast-ification of youtube that’s been happening then i think it’s worthwhile :P

#i think people who weren’t already fans had been quietly grumbling about it for a while and then the curing blind people vid was the spark #although the way people went about expressing their arguments was dumb tbh #and why a lot of ccs didn’t take it seriously #like if you’re seriously calling him satanic then i’m gonna laugh at you too LMAO just express the actual argument which is much stronger— #that while yes he does good things it creates a culture of people begging and scraping for the benevolent beast to bless them #(as we can see with the feastables shelf incident) #or else they’re outta luck and won’t be able to afford this or that #and poverty/the healthcare system isn’t his fault Of Course…. but people are still allowed to be disgruntled #at someone making content off that inequality #anyway. THAT’S (<-) what people should have said instead of calling curing blind people a seal of the apocalypse or whatever #that gets you taken seriously #but then again who am i to be twitter police 🤷‍♀️ sorry for writing a novel in the tags #but YES! i agree with you and i’m very glad dt have avoided getting too tangled up with him lmao #bella answers #ag-eh-dac

[hella1975]

WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME NOW OF ALL TIMES 🤺🤺 BACK 🤺 BACK I SAY 🤺🤺🤺

#not the childhood best friend popping up it’s as if he knows my mental health is fucked when I’m home #he said yes now is a great time to reach out actually #and he’s right too! i know damn well I’m gonna respond! #basically <- typed that word and burst out laughing bc idk how to even START explaining this mf to you guys #basicallyyyy me and him were in the same form at secondary so EVERY DAY we saw each other and in year 8 we dated #for a good while actually but tbh my mental health was FUCKED all caps FUCKED in year 8 like there was nothing special about it #it's just i reckon it was the first proper depressive episode i had and being so young i didnt know yet how to handle it #so i just spiralled and i did some really awful things and my home life really suffered for it and being me no one at school had a CLUE #so he was just like 'yes we are in love!' and i knew i didn't like him romantcially but i strung him along anyway #bc he genuinely was one of the few things keeping me above water at the time #which looking back i now know was a bad thing to do and i should have called it off sooner but like #his friendship was EVERYTHING to me at the time bc he was like really. adoring? he was really really infatuated with me #and at a time when i was convinced i was a monster it was just. i cannot explain how much he kept me sane #though he was obvs OBLIVIOUS to all that and when i finally got Mentally Healthy again i obvs broke up with him bc it was the right #thing to do and he was DEVASTATED like this man was vaguing about me on sc and refused to talk to me for MONTHS #but eventually we became friends again and at a time when i was changing friendship groups every YEAR if that he was just #a really consistant point in my life and i loved him a lot. BUT he always went for really batshit girlfriends and they always HATED me #no matter how nice i was to them and he'd always break up with them and crawl back to me and we argued like cat and dog like #he's the only friend ive ever had where we argued ALL THE TIME and he still liked me enough to come back #i genuinely thought the world of him despite everything we just have sooo much history #AND NOW HE'S MESSAGING ME???? god im not your strongest soldier