#I’m the gay aunt

[foolsocracy]

omg ally

#idk what’s going on in the background but IDGAF!!! 🍾🥳 #I amuse myself #also ofc aunt May loves gay ppl this was just for the joke #my art #peter benjamin parker #spider noir #spider man noir #marvel #robbie robertson #also the cafteria Robbie mentions was a gay spot in the 1930s lol #like in real life #in greenwich village which is close enough to the Bowery am I right #they can walk a few blocks that all I’m saying #who remebers when I posted those first 2 pics like 8 months ago #tumblr if u crunch these pictures I’m killing myself

[deityofhearts]

an eternal fear is that other lgbt people will see me and think I look cishet

#deity dialogue #this anxiety stims form cishets telling me I don’t seem lgbt or dress straight or not believing me when I say I’m not cishet #but I’ve also had other people be like ‘you seem gay’ lmao #but the worry is always there #I choose my outfits and worry I look like someone’s Christian aunt

[will-do-anything-for-a-dollar]

It’s been five hours

and I can’t be content bc I’ve been thinking about ‘The Song of Achilles’

get them out of my head

I’ve just been crying

#the song of achilles #Achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #doomed gay men #I’m renouncing my gayship #my aunt has been staring at me weird #it’s not THAT weird to cry over a book #I’m tattooing TSOA quotes on my body

[fieldtomatoes]

NYE outfit to wear to my living room btw. if you even care.

#I’m making a roast and going to drink a lot of wine 🕺 #also my aunt got me those slippers for christmas… bc of how I’m gay :))) #corynn.txt

[pencilscratchins]

...Robin Buckley in that abomination? How very dare you.😳😜

LMAO THANK YOU THANK YOU YOURE WELCOME 😂 my thought process was basically robin would not go and buy a new or in fashion dress for prom. (she does not care about prom, she is only going because nancy really wanted to and steve loves a good party.) i figure she either a) thrifted it or b) wore her aunts or something from the 70s.

#allnewtpir #LIKE ROBIN DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL EVENTS #nancy does and nancy is very pretty and asked her very nicely to go #and robin is very gay so she said of course! #steve who was dumped senior year and had no friends at the time other than his ex & her new boyfriend #did not get to go to prom! so he’s like omg i’m going to be your date! #and robins like i did not ask you? he says i’ll pay and she says i’ll pick you up at 7 #i think robin gets the dress from her aunt #not art #ask

[toadallytickles]

Got to celebrate Valentine’s Day early and all weekend at the Super Bowl tickle gathering!! Tons of fun as always! ❤️🏈

- Clay and I did everything we wanted to do this weekend! Like playing with certain people! Meeting friends in-person for the first time! I watched my very first Super Bowl game!

- We also met a few fans of our content! That’s always super flattering and awesome! Happy we met some of you!! 🥰

- I was quite switchy this weekend, usually I lee, but this time I equally lee’d and Ler’d~. Definitely have special cravings for certain tickle boys hng~. 🍽️

- Got to be switchy with someone I usually play with at gatherings.. I love being tickled by them.. but wrestling them and tickle-dominating them was so much fun too.. especially when they’re bigger than you…. Their reactions .. so fueling unf im feral… I also got to introduce them to the position where their wrists are cuffed behind my back, so I have easy access to a ton of upper body spots~. 🥴💦

- also we got walked in on while they were sitting on my back tickling me ….. 🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤💦 i love being caught~

- then Clay and them GANG TICKLED ME WHILE I WAS HIGH EEE!! (〃˘▽˘ ʃƪ)*:・ﾟ✧♡ (even tho I was actually really shy and embarrassed about this like it was so gross omg like 🙄 let’s not remember this please)

- A c t u a l l y, I Ler’d more than lee’d.. Clay got tipsy Friday night, I was high. He was curled up in blankets and I just felt like being mean to him 1. because I can, 2. I knew he wouldn’t and couldn’t fight back, so I tickled him into this ticklish lil ball.. he was extremely ticklish to light tickles.. his laughter was so high-pitched and giggly.. so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing at him and torturing him~ 🤭❤️

- oh yeah we found out there was a dispensary nearby so we got edibles~ :)c

- I somehow found the confidence to wear 2 different crop tops (in one day lol).. very shy about that but I got a lot compliments~ :)c ❤️

- And then no one can do anything more embarrassing during a session than me now, I’m still cry-laughing about it honestly: Clay and I were playing, he already made me cum once and then was overstimulating me with the Hitachi.. I have an amazing second orgasm but I wet-fart basically in his face during it, and then I actually squirt unexpectedly but it’s just yellow against the white hotel sheets (and I wasn’t drinking enough water) .. so I pretty much peed the bed…. our session ended after that LMAOO, but we’re both laughing, and Clay’s glad I’m laughing instead of crying. I clean myself up and then Ler him~. On the drive home, I think about how much of a green flag that is in our relationship and as play partners. Anyone else, I’d be mortified. But with Clay, it’s hysterical and now another fun memory~.

- Lastly, I’m just really happy with how this gathering turned out for me because I could apply my growth and what I have learned at past events and kink classes to curate my experience! It’s been a lot easier navigating kink communities when you know yourself, your boundaries, and what you’re looking for~. 🥰

#another successful gathering!! #anyway guess I’m open to peeing during sessions~ #also first time I squirted with Clay~ :)c💦 #no I don’t watch sports and know nothing about sports I’m gay- but was cheering for The Eagles because yknow .. 🦅🏈 #obviously!! #my posts #AUNT #AUNT 2023 #tickle gathering #tickle community #tickles #text

[wubbybubbly]

it’s honestly sad that I only ever see content that depicts edgeworth comforting phoenix after losing his badge and never maya, his Best Friend and partner, who has worked with him for nearly every single case during his career

#💬 #maybe I’m not looking hard enough? but 7 year gap content with maya and ONLY maya is rare #edgeworth and phoenix are not the closest people in each other’s lives be for real #they’re extremely important to each other don’t get me wrong. what they have is special too #but maya knows phoenix better than anyone #edgeworth is his courtroom partner. they work together as opposing counsels to reach the truth #but maya? she’s his PARTNER. they run wright and co law offices together. they are always side by side #phoenix literally refuses to take cases without her #<- I don’t think that’s particularly healthy btw. but it does show that in a way maya is his rock #my girl being sidelined for the Gay Lawyers will always piss me off. I love them too but!!!!! #give me phoenix and maya besties. I want the besties!!!!!!!!! #maya being an aunt to trucy. her and pearl trying to cheer nick up. there’s so much there that’s largely unexplored (as far as I’ve seen)

[jelliebeanbitch]

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#vent time! #im afraid my aunt has outed me to my grandparents #because she started carelessly talking to me about gay stuff on the phone #having previously been in the same room as my grandparents . and idk if she was still with them or not when she said it #she was like ‘i think you’d be the perfect person to ask about lgbt stuff’ #and i panickedly asked her to take me off speaker and tried to ask if she’d said that in front of my grandparents #i explained that i didn’t want to come out to them #and she just never clarified if they’d heard??? #she just told me i should be myself #which makes me so fuckin mad she’s just a fake ally jesus christ #i’m just a little freaked out and feel like i need to assure my grandparents that i’m straight and act more femme around them and stuff #ik this could be worse and i’ll probably get away with it but uggggghhhh it just makes me mad that my aunt was so careless #anyway #that’s it #outing #outing tw #homophobia #biphobia #rambling

[campirebites]

yea sure ok everything sucks but I just made myself a little lunch for tomorrow in my little bento box sooo… checkmate

#it doesn’t fit in my Pokémon lunchbox tho so that’s kind of my 13th reason #I’m joshing you #my sodie wouldn’t have also fit so I would’ve been exceeding lunchbox capabilities anyway #I included lil chocolates and some cookies because I am a good boy who deserves treats #brain worms have been so bad today I am rlly proud of myself for packing my lunch #Now let’s hope I remember it tombow #tomorrow #even if I don’t I have an hour lunch so I have time to come back and get it :) #brain still go bleh but I think I’m gonna put a deposit down on my next tattoo #I need something to look forward to and it’s a lil ‘congrats on ur new job’ @ myself #any my aunt sent me money for new work clothes but my mom ordered me new work shirts that’ll be here tomorrow sooo…… #thanks for covering the deposit u ableist bitch <3 #anyway I am ranbling it’s the brain worms #BUT I had an idea for a space au fic for two of my favorite existing ocs <3 #my little gay babies I love them #if u read this far I am giving a big hug #camsmusings

[navysealt4t]

brother it is 9 am i don’t wanna have to deal with my aunt grappling with the fact that there’s gay ppl in this movie

#i’m just so. head in hands #i’m so fucking tired #i don’t want to turn on something that’ll cause conflict #sure we need to like. ‘normalize’ gay ppl to my aunt or wtf he said #but i don’t wanna deal with that rn #i’m not ducking . deal with this #i’m not in the mood for my identity to be indirectly debated #its 9 am i’ve been taking care of my sister all morning leave it aloneeee

[yelenadelova]

i feel like this fall is the fall i watch buffy

#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #el rambles #seems like a good spooky show #and i’ve been wanting to watch it for a while #but i’m also scared of the bury your gays #also there’s a weird legend in my family that buffy is based on my aunt and i don’t believe it but everyone swears it’s true

[romanticoutcast]

thinking about the rare situation where tom isn’t able to speak for himself, and huck and aunt polly are left to deal with this, and stuck in this very silent battle of who knows tom’s wants and needs better, who loves him more, who is more dedicated to him, etc.

#very specific 19th century closeted gay situation #i genuinely think polly would warm up to huck as tom’s best friend (and she obviously does in canon) #but do i think she would eventually think he’s a distraction to tom from getting married and having children after a while ????? yes. #huck would never initiate any of these passive aggressive competitions because he’s just not the confrontational type #not unless polly said or did smth that was so wildly what tom would not have wanted that huck felt like he HAD to speak up #he never starts it but he can tell when someone (polly) is maybe jealous and wants to prove herself as tom’s mother figure #and she’s also bothered that huck doesn’t exactly lay off when she attempts to take charge #i wouldn’t say she’s SUSPICIOUS necessarily buuuut ‘who does he think he is i’m tom’s AUNT he’s just his friend’ #the tragedy of only ever being ‘the friend’ #.txt #i love to ramble and make my main points in the tags instead of the actual post #i hope i’m making sense here. am i making sense #sawyer n finn #huck #tom #aunt polly

[fagrights]

the mullet and the crocs and the bright eye shadow that’s so faggy

#the butch ladies at the Menards love it #I’m like a girl if she was a dyke and also gay #my aunt is intimidated by my confusing aura

[eugeniedanglars]

i’m rewatching a christmas prince for the first time since it came out and between this and falling for christmas—yall, i don’t know if it’s just that i’m feeling extra festive this year or if vespers are the secret ingredient to making christmas romcoms good, but goddamn, i am so much more engrossed in this movie than i was the first time around and i think i unironically like cheesy christmas romcoms now??

#someone stop me from drunk texting my 70something aunt who loves hallmark christmas movies like #‘GIRL when are you getting back from florida so we can have a hallmark/netflix christmas movie marathon’ #a christmas prince #i am feeling SO festive this year though!! i felt festive for halloween and thanksgiving too!! #it’s so nice actually being excited for holidays and getting into the spirit!! #i decorated my mini tree and bought a decoration for my front door and am doing my first ever advent calendar and bought peppermint fudge!! #i put up my string lights the week before thanksgiving!! i’m turning on the fairy lights on my bookshelf for the first time in months!! #🤶🧑‍🎄🎅🎄❄️☃️🎁!! #anyway the most important things the james bond franchise has contributed to the world are #1. the recipe for vespers one of my favorite cocktails on earth 2. that movie where daniel craig bond implied he’d had gay sex

[badolmen]

Mmm I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna tell my dad I appreciate him laughing at my dyke jokes and asking me if I want him to say something when Uncle Jay is being homophobic at the New Years party.

#ra speaks #personal #bad idea? maybe. heartfelt communication isn’t my strong suit #but idk my mom hasn’t once come to me and been like hey do you want me to tell aunt shelia to knock it off when she’s on a tirade ? #while my dad has at least twice in my memory been like. hey. next time Uncle Tom makes a joke like that do you want me to stop him? #do you want me to/is it okay if I tell anyone else that you’re gay? #whereas my mom like. idk it feels like she ignores it at best and treats it like some dirty secret I need to keep hush abt at worst. #it’s ironic when I came out to my mom I begged her not to tell my dad #bc my only gauge on his feelings was the faggot jokes he makes with his friends and that he a republican #tho maybe it’s less ironic since he was a hippie in his youth? idk. but I’m gonna try and thank him for being in my corner this weekend.

[whimsyprinx]

there was a spill at the gay cousin factory and how my family has three gay cousins instead of the standard issued one gay cousin

#whimsy whispers #I’m sorry but I’ll never not find this funny #me sitting here like ‘god in the black sheep and the gay cousin fuck’ only to find out my cousin from my aunt is nonbinary and that one of #my cousins from my uncle is nonbinary #that’s three whole nonbinaries just sitting here quietly like abndjfjf