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leonsliga · 6 months

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so funny that they wanted to ease manu into it and give him a low stakes game and then all of THAT happened

It was all shaping up wonderfully.

A nice, peaceful match. Minimal disturbances for the return of our prodigal son. The ideal setting for a comeback. After all, who’d ever heard of SV Darmstadt anyway?

But then

BUT THEN

A WILD JO KIMMICH APPEARS

Entirely boyfriend-less and ready to throw the match into complete disarray

Which he did, with a beautiful red *ahem* parting gift

And just like that, Manu went from this

To this

And we may never know what happened in that locker room at the half, but I think we can safely assume Manu (or Thomas on his behalf) threatened to ground his rambunctious, misbehaving kids. After all, perhaps shaken from the record 3 sending-offs, they basically spent the opening 45 minutes playing tiddlywinks and giving Darmstadt way too much leeway. They owed Manu a better performance, and they seemed to know it too. They charged into that second half inspired, and waltzed their way to an 8-0 victory, restoring balance to the force and crinkly smile to their illustrious goalkeeper’s face.

tldr: Manu’s son got sent off a mere 4 minutes into the match. And pretty much 90% of his kids disappointed him throughout the rest of that first half. But it’s ok, because they made it up to him with an 8-0 victory and now we have happy Manu back 🥰

#anon 💖#bet you weren’t expecting a novel with this ask but I’ve been feeling extra chaotic lately 😈#manuel neuer #featuring:#joshua kimmich #the one-man wrecking ball #fc bayern #fc bayern münchen #fc bayern munich #fc hollywood #compilations #my asks #football asks #fav tag #yes I’m fav-tagging my own post because I genuinely think this is my magnum opus

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connecting-the-stars · 7 months

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Okay. So progress, like a dedicated doc for it 11k worth of planning. About 1k is concepts for two continuations, but I’ve got a definite outline and sense for the characters I believe.

Chapter 1 of See You There, in the Storm will be in production soon! (Teen Wolf x Percy Jackson AU)

#see you there in the storm #SYTITS #SYTITS wip #wip fic #I’m hyped to start sharing it!#writing theo’s bg made me sad :D #liam my perfect lightning wrecking ball this will be fun!#I’ll post what the groups god parents are this weekend #also when i see Scott’s weapon I only ever see a shield #teen wolf #teen wolf au #teen wolf fic #teen wolf x pjo #teen wolf x pjo au #theo teen wolf #theo raeken #liam teen wolf #liam dumbar #Thiam

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courtofparrots · 2 months

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RE4R hardcore mode so difficult sometimes I just pause and sit in complete silence for 30 minutes

#I’ve died 9 times this chapter #the one with the wrecking ball #please god I’m begging give me more ammo I have 5 billets I can’t kill two bulls with 5 bullets #re4 remake

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cas-dyke · 3 months

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not to post abt mother mother AND supernatural in the year of our lord 2024, but “i made a fist and not a plan” is horrifically dean-coded

#spn #supernatural #i’m thinking specifically early season dean #dean supernatural #dean winchester #mother mother #wrecking ball #dean winchester the man that you are

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shockjockey · 7 months

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pierced nip hammond

#i haven’t played overwatch in a whiiile but i had to get lilith moira i’m sorry #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ow2 #wrecking ball

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connachtisgrisly · 10 months

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Was gonna do a background (and clean it up) but you know me 👹

#art #creepypasta #eyeless jack #fanart #digital #I am a rock o top of the sand #wrecking ball guys #anyways #uh #cp #demotivated #always though #I’m a busy woman

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thereforepizza · 1 year

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So I was thinking about Crosshair

I did just a tiny bit of research on sniper rifles last night wondering about possible career choices and y’all

A M82A1 Heavy Sniper Rifle (just one of many different types, but I’m using it as an example) is 31 lbs. ahem. I repeat. Thirty-one US pounds. That’s without any rounds of ammunition in it. The length ranges from between 48 and 57 inches, which is between 4 and 4.75 feet long.

(cite 1)

This might not seem like a lot, but imagine holding a really long 30 lb weight out like that for several seconds with precision and finesse the way Crosshair does when he takes very accurate pot shots. That gets heavy.

For reference, you wanna know what else is 30 lbs?

• 20 dozen eggs

• 4 gallons of water

• a 50 inch television

• a bicycle

• two upright vacuums

• a beagle

Etc.

(cite 2) (cite 3)

Now imagine doing stunts like this with something that heavy:

My conclusion: Crosshair is freaking jacked

#the bad batch #tbb #Crosshair tbb #Crosshair the bad batch #where the heck does he keep all that muscle?#I’m confused #he’s so skinny #lowkey hope superiorsniper reacts to this but I’m too chicken to tag him #or wrecking-ball-99

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yeetlegay · 2 years

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Sooo....Pool Scene™ episode 8? 👀

Alternatively:

#I’m not picky BOC I will take dick twitch or sl*tty water aerobics #the ball is in your court as long as when you throw it back it has Porsche getting his shit wrecked as good as he deserves 😌#kinnporsche #yeetle asks #why don’t queue stay

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bestial4ngel · 4 months

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Man, I sure love shows about the hopeless future of the earth in the face of capitalism and climate change (<- me when I fucking lie)

#guess who watched the first two episodes of extrapolations #normally it’s just the dread/deep anxiety that hits hard with this shit but this time I got the sobbing and feeling hopeless effect too!#so that’s nice!#shit like this literally makes me not want to live here anymore like I usually survive on the little things. yk like those tumblr posts-#about little joys in life or like idk human kindness or something but shit like that always hits those things like a wrecking ball #suddenly makes it feel like no amount of everyday kindness could ever even hope to outweigh the fucking evil shit humans do to each other #and the world at large #luckily the attitude never lasts because frankly its not survivable long or short term for me #but anyways yikes! I kinda fuckin deeply hate humans!#(for the next ~24 hrs)#the grief + rage is immense with this ones lads. would not recommend.#extrapolations #extrapolations apple tv #my sister wanted to watch this show and I regret agreeing to it #idk about you guys but I’m spending my christmas eve sobbing in the bathroom about beautiful creatures going extinct and humanity—#/the systems being too fucking greedy to give a shit about lives lost and climate refugees and people dying from war or poverty etc. ….#me talking

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akkivee · 11 months

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who made you get into hypmic

“i opened “i locked it” “i threw away the door” the key”

#this is vee speaking #i’m trying to make this meme work on mobile but also i can’t not include how kuukou came in like a wrecking ball lol #so if it looks fcked up my bad lol #i’ve also had this done for three days because i saw this meme coming from a mile away lol #it just took the hypmic fandom longer than i thought to start doing it lol #it still delights me that kuukou lowkey (maybe actual) gave me a new archetype to like lol #like ichiro and jakurai are types i’ve stanned before lol but not whatever kuukou gives!!!!#i’m still not sure if it was kuukou or kuramochi daiya who opened up ‘gremlins with a heart of gold’ archetype for me #like i got into hypmic first but daiya was a shared brainrot shortly after #but kuukou existed in the franchise before i met mochi even tho he wasn’t formally introduced as bat’s leader yet so idk lol #lol it was fun in those early days of getting to know bat while being a daiya fan #i used to get mochi and kuukou’s gremlin laughs mixed up all the time lmao #c: ichibro #c: sensei #c: kuukou👑

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acrosstimeandspace · 5 months

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posting to say i updated my f/o list a little! added some f/os from crush list (neuvi) or back (saizo)! i also added specific platonic tags for each crypter, and the melusines as my daughters

#fae’s mumbles #saizo’s alt came in like a wrecking ball andjjdjfjf #was like ‘omg wait my grumpy <3’#also i’m sure i’ve said this before but neuvi makes me feel /so/ many feelings!!#also crypters my besties <3 beryl gut my worstie #and ofc the melusine are so sweet!! amazing girls!!

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katnissmellarkkk · 1 year

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the one thing i find very strange about the whole miley/liam/flowers thing is the fact that people keep on trying to say “chris is totally on miley’s side!” when in reality, it’s pretty easily google-ble and very obvious that both chris and luke hated miley’s guts from the start of liam and her relationship.

#people just want to still love Chris while taking Miley’s side #also I keep seeing the wrecking ball video he made years ago being brought up as evidence but y’all do realize that was probably a stunt to #combat all the blind items and rumors that he hated Miley’s guts #also at least one of Miley’s songs about Liam says I’m everything THEY said I would be #like who do you suppose the THEY is in that situation aside from his brothers #not to mention Elsa Chris’ wife trashing Miley as soon as the divorce happened #the Hemsworth family hated Miley even random people on Reddit who say they used to see Miley and the hemsworths in Australia claim they #seemed to hate her sm #and ironically the cyrus family used to love Liam #Noah still follows and likes his insta posts I think #Miley Cyrus #liam Hemsworth #flowers Miley Cyrus #chris hemsworth #text post ✨✍🏻🤎

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magnus-the-maqnificent · 2 years

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In which I write lil snips of the Kathony au while I’m supposed to be studying physiology 😅 @high-warlock-of-brooklyn

#I should’ve known listening to the wrecking ball cover while trying to study was a bad idea :’)#I’ll change the song to something else asksjjsjsjsk #don’t mind me ramblings #kathony au #tumhdt #I’m 90 percent this won’t make it into the final fic but. eh.

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sweetface-the-dollbaby · 8 months

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Listen guys tumblr is my house. I’m not leaving permanently until the site shuts down. This is where I live, but it absolutely sucks.

#Basically I’m staying in my home until the landlords knock it down with a wrecking ball

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scarletspider2the2ndpower · 1 year

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“The Widow,” Scarlet Spiders (Vol. 1/2014), #1

Writer: Mike Costa; Penciler and Inker: Paco Diaz; Colorist: Israel Silva; Letterer: Travis Lanham

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Scarlet Spiders #Scarlet Spider #Kaine #Kaine Parker #Ben Reilly #Black Widow #Jessica Drew #see what I mean by this prose feeling a bit like it came from a silver or bronze age comic???#however I do like the contrast they draw between Kaine and Ben here #with Ben doing the typical snappy pattern routine while Kaine focuses on maintaining his GSD quotient (getting stuff done)#and also not completely losing it as he’s so often concerned about #that and I’m always a fan of when Kaine goes full wrecking ball

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soldwreckedmoved · 10 months

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ROLF “RIFF LORTON” LAUTMANN

womb to tomb wasn’t never a joke for me.

NAME: rolf “riff lorton” lautmann

D.O.B: november 6, 1939

AGE: eighteen

SEX: male

ORIENTATION: closeted bisexual

OCCUPATION: former mechanic, current gang leader

FAMILY: born to wilhelm and helene lautmann, no siblings. partners and children are verse dependent.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: short brown hair. blue eyes. skin is somewhat tanned but still on the pale side. there is a crescent scar under his left eye and other assorted scars scattered across his body. he has three tattoos, one of a woman on his right forearm, one of a skunk on his right shoulder and the word happy on his left shoulder.

EDUCATION: high school dropout

RELIGION: raised catholic, doesn’t practice

ALIGNMENT: chaotic neutral/evil

ZODIAC: scorpio

PERSONALITY:

can’t you shut up for a single goddamn second?

nihilistic. stubborn. quick to anger. overprotective. reckless. fast talker (both figuratively and literally).

HISTORY:

Rolf Lautmann was born to Wilhelm and Helene Lautmann on November 6, 1939. The birth was a difficult one and the doctors said that it was a miracle Helene didn’t die. After Rolf was born, both of his parents decided that they wanted as little to do with him as possible. His mother was out all night, often with different men, and his father wasn’t much better. His father’s temper was the worst thing about his early life; he’d often take his anger out on his son, leaving him bloody and bruised on the kitchen floor.

When Rolf was twelve, he ran away. The police brought him home within the hour, so he waited until the house was empty and ran away again. This time, he hid in the dumpster in an alley. He was planning to wait until morning and use what money he had to buy a train ticket, but he was discovered before he could put his plan into action. Luckily for Rolf, he was found by Anton Wyzek. It was the beginning of a life-long friendship and a bond that everyone said was closer than the bond between brothers.

When the boys were fourteen, they started the Jets. They knew of other gangs and had decided to make one of their own to protect the West Side. Rolf had, somewhere in the time of him turning thirteen, started going by Riff Lorton. This was partly because he’d always hated his name and partly because it’d be harder for his parents to find him with a different name. Tony went by Tony, like he always had. The Jets grew quickly and soon encompassed the whole of the West Side. They were the greatest, as Riff liked to say, and nothing could tear them down.