#I’m young I’m hip I’m with it

[royaltea000]

No one:

Ethan in the Baker house:

#delirious drawing session after I drove back to work to check if the door was locked after someone called my boss and told her it wasn’t #it was🗿 #this has probably been done already #cursed Ethan #resident evil #resident evil 7 #re7 biohazard #re7 fanart #ethan winters #digital art #my art #resident evil fanart #resident evil memes #their names baker right? I’m not lookin it up #he wears like this rolled up white sweater thing #fashionable young and hip Ethan 💅✨ #slay king #fruity ass fit

[ifwebefriends]

he really stuck out his gyat for the rizzler in this one

Inspired by A Not So Miserable Holiday by JammiesDodger on AO3 (it’s a wonderful fic please read it)

@jammiesdodger @dodgerjammies

#yeah I had to give Wilson his big beautiful brown eyes it would’ve been a crime if I didn’t #house is a smug bastard and the sky is blue #every drawing I make comes with lore and commentary #I am healing my soul drawing by drawing sketch by sketch #also yeah I’m still young and hip with the kids right? right?! #that fic is seriously great it warmed my heart #house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #dr. house #dr gregory house #dr James Wilson #hilson #build a bear #teddy bear #build a bear workshop #my art #art #digital art #sketch #fanfic #fanfiction #james wilson #gregory house #fanart #alt text #alt text available

[angelbabysimon]

feeling so cool and totally normal and also so normal and cool about this

#everything is fine guys it’s so chill #i’m sitting here watching diary of a wimpy kid with my roommate and she thinks i’m crying over that #(i am) #my lil besties are big stars #and soooo close to me #it’s sick i’m sick #hip hip hooray for season three lads #young royals

[zombiejette]

mr. and mrs. tweedy walked so buttwitch and big deal could run

#there I said it #am I ready for a chicken run 2? #mentally no #physically yes #bitch i said what i said #look rocky did something to young me ok?? #ginger too but in a much gayer way #don’t give chickens hips if you’re not prepared for the consequences #the 90s made us all anthro fuckers #and I guess we begged them for more #chicken run #twelve forever #buttwitch #big deal #melisha tweedy #I was today years old when I found out her full name #I’m not ready for her cuntification #but I’ll be there in the stands shouting “yas queen” along with the rest of you #what even are the 2020s? #a goddamn mess

[icterid-rubus]

I really liked my outfit today but after driving eight straight hours I’m too tired to go out and show it off while I eat. So I’m making you guys look at it instead lol

Bonus, I brought my elve slippers for maximum vacationing

#sweaters on sweaters. got a heavyweight cotton turtleneck and I put my modified plotülopi cardi over it. #it’s way too warm but I feel like a hip young professional especially with my new short hair lol #seeing a lot of turtlenecks tucked into boyfriend jeans here. maybe for once I’m ahead of a trend #we’re staying in an apartment Airbnb in a major city and it’s hell I don’t get the appeal #it’s like all the hell of living in a major city (crowded noisy) with none of the normal hotel amenities (easy to get into. clean the room)

[ghoulbats]

i wish i could screen share my phone so people could play my scrabble turns for me

#YES i play scrabble now #i’m young hip and cool #and also still on sudoku break #but i am SO BAD at scrabble #i just put the letters in places until it tells me i made a good word #this isn’t cheating to me btw scrabble is a teamgame of everyone vs the bots i play against #we must work together to defeat louis who just scored a fucking 24 pointer wtf louis

[bibliosauruswrecks]

Every year the immortal words of Garth Brooks resonate with me a little more.

#i’m much too young to feel this damn old #my shoulder is killing me #there’s a dull burning pain in my hip #my back and knees pop at the slightest opportunity #don’t get me started on my ankle #and i still have to go to work

[gloriousmishaps]

why do they keep making willy wonka younger + hotter i think the concept peaked when they let gene wilder do whatever he did on that boat

#don’t answer this i know exactly why they’re making him younger + hotter 💀💀 #my posts #but my comment still stands willy wonka is an absolute bonkers 90yr old man or something #you think the hip young folk have the fortitude for this shit #yeah idk timothee chalamet is giving me onceler vibes in those screenshots i’m sorry #stop turning old men into handsome kids in their 20s

[upgradebitch]

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#i hate having scoliosis so bad i’m way too young for this shit #i’m crying out of pain because of my hips??? #truthfully my day wasn’t that crazy but it feels like i went through the wringer i want to sleep for 40 days and 40 nights #i haven’t finished sorting out my room but i can’t focus because i haven’t slept in like 3 days so skip for now #i got more shit tomorrow but i’m gonna clap for myself because today was stressful and scary wooo

[coffeebooh]

you CANNOT tell me that this dude is straight and be serious abt it LIKE

#young justice #young justice phantoms #and i’m right #lightray #he’s dating orion yeah #they just didn’t want to show it bcoz their lgbtq quota had hit its limit #the hand on his hips like that #*homophobic dog meme* ik what you are

[nuthin-up-my-sleeve]

Momma I don’t feel so good this morning. I don’t wanna go to school….. I mean work…. Whatever.

Just let me make it until Wednesday please and I have ten days to recoup.

#used to be I was too young to stay out on a school night #now I’m too fucking old #I think I broke a hip last night

[tropiyas]

9:00am start doing my taxes for the first time as an non-dependent, talking to my friends abt finance shit, asking my parents for last year info

1:00pm open up roth ira and schedule investments

3:45pm back to being silly on tumblr i guess

#like damn is it true. is growing up a mixture of what doing what you thought ‘adults’ do and realizing you can still do things ‘kids’ do #i of course am age appropriate about it i’m not about to keep using young people slang once i stop getting it #(not that i was particularly in the loop / hip about it even when i was a teenager)

[void-tiger]

Having a cat snuggling me awake is a much nicer way to force myself up before dawn than dogs persistently whining and barking for over an hour.

Thank you, Tonks. And Zorro you were pretty polite with that “mmmrrrp?” once you heard movement.

(Also…snow and inflammation work as natural insulators against teen temps and a negative windchill lol. But mostly snow.)

#tiger’s musings #tonks the tiny terror #zorro the tailless wonder #the twigster #…yeah sorry twigs. but your whining and barking gets me homocidal. #morning person tiger is NOT #still very swollen and the veins in my hands are all distended like I’m 60 yrs old with a 16 yr old’s skin but. whatever #pain’s at least bearable soooo I’ll take it #can’t take shit for the inflamation #and I’m ‘too young’ for steroid injections; those cause scar tissue which makes another injection harder #it’s legit just an opioid IG. buuuut I’m gonna wait until fam’s home #and we see how gramps responds to the exact same medication since he and mom are both sensitive to opioids/narcotics #…yEAH. I was prescribed the same damn drug they use for HIP SURGERY recovery #because Nothing Else Has Worked while waiting on the humira to build up #happy? me? you must be joking. this sucks.

[jennhoney]

Everything just seems fucking impossible but I got my packages together and walked them to the post office and exchanged them for various onions and a baguette. Is that how it works in your town? (I walked to the grocery store on my way back. I’m just being weird) I should be loving this a little but I am hating every minute! *twirls out*

The post office was lovely and tricky. I swear there wasn’t a sign and it’s behind and attached to a church.

I was going to do laundry today but I might not even move again today.

#my hips don’t lie but they also don’t work #when I got to the grocery store I was like. I might puke #look at this thing though! #this was less than a two hour journey btw #I’m too young to feel this old and done

[lunar-years]

I’m afraid to ask but what was maya doing wrong here? 😭 I thought you just take a picture when it comes up?

#I don’t have bereal and by the grace of god I never will… #but I saw this and was like OH I really have aged out from the young hip generation… #I have no idea what they’re talking about in the comments they’re all chuckling at her. I’m too afraid to ask over there.

[dramaphan]

man left up for a funding link for neonazis and thinks old people are the only ones hurting marginalized people...

He is 30

#I’m gonna keep maybe the 30 is old joke until that’s me and then 30 will be young and fresh and hip #ask