#I'M AKSDJFAS

[buckhelped]

#no ace in the hole? well he can put his ace in m—[gunshot]

#911 #911 on fox #911edit #evan buckley #evanbuckleyedit #buckedit #cowboycoven2 #no tag list on this one cause of the caption and i didn't wanna bother checking people's ages and stuff but i couldn't resist aksdjfas #minors dni #yeah i'm being overly cautious but whatever #* #*911 #*911s06

[undiscloscd]

#tiffany . #once again i'm simping aksdjfa

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

hellooooo doing another good morning post :D

this is only like. tangentially on the good things list but i've discovered i love queueing posts al;kdjfas;lkdfjas;dlfkjas when am i online?? wouldn't you like to know weather boy?? and my queue has grown a day or two long now so alskdjfskdfnskldj my power only grows /silly

berries for breakfast yum yum yum :D

WATER. phenomenal

also i tried watermelon lemonade and it was interesting,, not sure i would get it again but i like that i've tried it 👍

hamburgers for dinner!! i had a bit too much but they were pretty good

mint chocolate chip ice cream <33

also i got a 3 musketeers bar and i haven't actually EATEN that yet but i'm looking forward to it alskdfj;asldjfka

a fic i really enjoy updated yesterday and the new chapter was so goooood <333

unrelated fell down a bit of a fic rabbit hole but it was fun so alskdjfa;sldkfjask;dlak

rode a city bus for the first time!!! it was interesting /pos

rewatched the rtgame legends arceus championship which was fun <33 go big bertha aksdjfa;sldkj

finished the latest legendlark episode ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

also! folded my laundry! p proud of myself for getting that done relatively quickly instead of just letting it sit in the basket alskjdfa;

wrote!!! some!!!!! whoo!!!!!

had a good conversation with rac <333

wore my peas socks for the first time today!!! they're so fun :D

got to play word trek for the first time in ages and i'd forgotten how much i enjoyed it aka;lskdjfas;dljaf

#link goes to I Need A (Girlfriend) Hero! which is a REALLY CUTE maribat daminette fic <33 very cute and fun and good and delightful <33 #okay that's all goodnight! or good morning when this posts alksdjfksndfna;kdfgjaea #it's a good good good good good good morning #meri monologues

[chinzhilla]

✨the tag game✨

tagged by: @vegasandhishedgehog and @ardentlytess (i couldn't like or reply to your posts cause my main is shadowbanned 🙃)

thank you both!! <3

THREE SHIPS 🚢

i'm limiting this to bl ships since that's what this blog is geared towards but i have MANY more. anyways. tinngun from my school president is definitely #1 rn, akkayan from the eclipse still have me in a chokehold, and wenzhou from word of honor is probably the one i've read the most fic for

FIRST SHIP 🚢

pretty sure the first ship i ever read fic for was romione from harry potter (on mugglenet if anyone else remembers that sdjfkas) 🙈 but destiel was my first tumblr ship

LAST SONG 🎧

come back to me by montaigne

LAST MOVIE 🍿

everything everywhere all at once. i was late to the party on this one but it was beautiful and touching and so much fun just like everyone said it was!!

CURRENTLY READING 📖

i'm not reading anything atm my attention span for books has been nonexistent lately 😭

CURRENTLY WATCHING 👀

the warp effect, never let me go, moonlight chicken, and my school president are what's currently airing. i still need to watch the last two eps of 609 bedtime story, i'm almost done with vice versa and i just started love between fairy and devil

CURRENTLY CONSUMING 👄

coffee and water (i was at a wedding yesterday with an open bar and i'm...feeling it a little aksdjfa) 

CURRENTLY CRAVING 🫦

trader joe's chicken samosas 🤌🏼

ONWARD TAGS 🏷️

no-pressure tagging a handful of mutuals (apologies if you've done it already!): @markpakin, @taeminie, @gooseras, @himbodelamain, @sanoreo, @thoresque

#bon.txt #tag game

[heartofspells]

Realized the older I get

I get more insecure

If I don't have you by my side

Then I can't be sure

.

I'm not alright

But I don't need comfort

I don't want to talk

So could you tell me that it's over

Tell me that it's over

Tell me that it's over now?

Then I could shut this off (woah)

l;aksdjfa;wkfj

Song anon! This has been buried in here forever!

I had to look this up again, and I went to youtube for that. I didn't think I'd ever heard of the band but then I recognized one of the guys in it and realized that I have heard of them. Someone at work keeps telling me about them and I've just never listened. But I like this. It's a little...peppy for my tastes, generally, but it's nice.

#song anon #music #anon asks #ask #answer #lovely anons

[bansheeshq]

. · * 🏒 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑺𝑯𝑸 𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑺 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑷 . . .

well , y’all . . . this was a tough one . believe us , we never expected our little roleplay to get this much traction , and we’re so glad that you loved it as much as we do ! we want to thank every single person who submitted an app because they were all so good , we already had to expand from our original fourteen to sixteen . know that we so appreciate the work you put in and the characters you brought us . we feel really confident moving forward with this group of characters , and we’re so excited to have all thirteen of you along for this adventure ! again , thank you so much to everyone who applied ! ( y’all made this shit really hard akdjfa ) WELCOME TO LOCKWOOD UNIVERSITY & LET THE CHAOS BEGIN !

congratulations JACK ! –– ARSENIY SOROKIN ( center & alt captain )

the taste ? immaculate . the stats ? impressive ! we’re so excited to have you and arseniy on board , and i’m even more excited to see our ‘ gilded ’ mans show out on game days . we love a man who works hard for what he has ! we can’t wait to have you & arseniy on board !

congratulations RAQ ! –– ASHTON AOKI ( zamboni driver )

i do not know who gave this man the keys to a death - on - ice vehicle , but i’m glad they did . was it safe ? probably not . but will it be entertaining ? you bet it will . we’re so happy to have you & ashton on board !

congratulations JAY ! –– BENNETT “BENNY” SALAZAR ( photographer & videographer )

and in a sea of athletes , there was benny , an artsy boy who reminds us of  warm jumpers fresh out of the dryer . here’s to blaring ‘benny’s rainy day hits’ after a bad night on the ice . we’re so happy to have you & benny on board !

congratulations YEM ! –– CATHERINE HART ( social media savant )

los angeles to little bitty lockwood bay , maine is a big move , but we’re glad catherine made it ! besides , what’s a team like this without a fiery redhead making them look way cooler than they are on socials ? we’re so happy to have you & catherine on board !

congratulations ADRI ! –– CHARLOTTE “CHARLIE” YAN ( sports medicine intern )

when i tell you i am so excited to learn more about charlie . . . you had us at ‘ gentle jock trope ’ but sealed the deal with ‘ and a bit of a spin ’ . we really couldn’t move forward without her . we’re so happy to have you & charlie on board !

congratulations KRISTIN ! –– ELIANA ABRAHAM ( graveyard captain )

the idea of the graveyard was something that was so exciting to me , and ellie ?? standing at 5′1 ?? leading the charge ?? i’m simply .. in love ! she seems like such a bundle of pure joy ! we’re so happy to have you & ellie on board !

congratulations SAMMY ! –– HUDSON MCCALLUM ( right wing forward )

who doesn’t love ‘ unapproachable & narcissistic ’ , ya know ? mackey here seems like an agent of chaos , and we simply love that about him ! an unpredictable scorpio king on and off the ice . we’re so happy to have you & hudson ( and cujo the carnival fish ) on board !

congratulations OLLIE ! –– JASON GOLDHIRSCH ( defenseman & captain )

o captain , my captain . ollie when you said ‘ all or nothing ’ , you really . . . gave us ALL ! and we ate every word of it up . jason is ( in our opinion ) the perfect man to lead this team in a victorious season . we are so happy to have you & jason on board ! ( and i am so sorry to expose u to so much m*ple le*fs material but i have a color scheme to stick to ! )

congratulations SUGAR ! –– JOEY RUSSELL ( women’s left wing forward & captain )

o captain , my captain again ! do we have a wee bit of a crush on joey ? maybe so . aggressive and snappy and , clearly , one hell of a leader . i look forward to seeing her excel on and off the ice . we are so excited to have you & joey on board !

congratulations DANNY ! –– KENNEDY “KENNY” SHEA ( women’s hockey player & coach shea’s kid )

what can we say about kenny ? perhaps . . . kenny could bodycheck me on the ice and i’d thank them for it ? probably that . the dynamic you’ve got going with her being the new coach’s kid & struggling to be anything but a disappointment to him is such a cool take ! we are so excited to have you & kenny on board !

congratulations NINA ! –– LOREN HALE ( defenseman & alt captain )

you had us at the image of a tiny loren , seeing ‘ hale storm ’ written across a hockey stick , not quite knowing that he was holding his future in his hands . i can’t wait to see where his determination is going to take him with the banshees . we’re so excited to have you & loren on board !

congratulations VEE ! –– NANA LIU ( step - sibling on the ice & figure skater )

nana gives us butterflies . as expected with such a sweet , romantic presence ! the fact that she is ( unhappily ) related to someone on the team is what really makes for an interesting dynamic that she’ll bring to the table . we are so happy to have you & nana on board !

congratulations J ! –– PACEY NAVARRO ( right wing forward & ex vanderbilt viper ) 

pacey ?? pacEY !!! you said ‘ ex vanderbilt viper ’ and i said ‘ that’s chaotic . sign us up. ’ and then you delivered us pacey . we love him . we love the adjustment he’ll bring to the team . we are so happy to have you & pacey on board !

bestie vibes only bestie vibes only bestie vibes only –– HELLO NEW BESTIES ! we are so . frickin . excited . to welcome you all on board !! look out for a discord link , coming your way ! and thanks again to everyone who applied ! 

#accepted. #i could cry #look at that group of weirdos #it's gonna be great #SORRY IT'S AN HOUR LATE #I'M AKSDJFAS

[luci-cunt]

The older I get the more enchanted I am by the similarities between people and people they think are pretty/ hot/ etc. Like, idk, I just think it’s so neat that sometimes I’ll watch my friends thirst after a picture of some person and all I can think about is how their hair looks exactly the same as that persons--or their eyes are identical--or just akjlds;flja;sldfkj idk I see it so much with people more and more and it’s like?? my favorite thing in the world??? the other day a complete stranger told me they think a singer in a band I was listening to is hot and when I looked them up later they had the same nose???? I just??? people are so pretty and y’all are so close to loving yourselves through other people and I just wish I could make all my friends see themselves like I see them because y’all are so gorgeous and talented it makes me emotional as hell??

#by the way if you think this post is about you it IS #i love you all so much <333 #by the way this is totally different from unconciously mimicking people u think are attractive #I'm talking about liek alsdkjf;laskjdf kjust honest to god similarities y'all never seem to notice #it just #aksdjfa;lsdjkf jI'm in a sappy mood tonight y'all #<333 #luci doesn't shut up

[choisanii]

ok i need to sleep i literally can’t function like a normal human being on 2 hours but i’m looking forward to seeing all the pretty new content on my dash when i wake up later mwah someone gif sweaty san for me thank u

#i'll do it myself later if no one does it aksdjfa #my eyes hurt i'm so tired omg #but waking up for this???? absolutely worth #jess.txt

[606hp]

draw urself a lil cuter and maybe u’ll have higher self esteem bitch

#leave me alone i'm tired #this is my cool down for no reason aksdjfa' #sketch

[klarsynt-arc]

i was thinking of giving emil a verse where he becomes a vigilante and then also realized that’d basically turn this into unbreakable

#〖 OOC: IT’S JUST TUMBLR RP，CAROL 〗 #i'm still gonna do it butl;aksdjfa #so funny to me #i didn't even realize i was low key makin sth similar w his abilities

[iinterminatis]

[ SMS ⇨ COLTON ] IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

He just looks down at his phone, SLIGHTLY PUZZLED. 

[SMS –> CORA

#bornfiighter #aksdjfa;dfj i'm screaming #||..cRACKED #||..hello? hello hello?

[sweettifalockhart]

{ @cockysadist // continued from [ x ] }

The familiar tune filled the bar, its melody pleasant despite the tinniness of her old radio. A comment or two was shared between the two about the rhythm of the song and about dancing. It made her giggle, for the only dancing Tifa’s ever done was with Death. 

The brunette almost dropped her glass when she felt the warmth of his hand. With one fluid motion, her body moved with his, pacing itself to his rhythm. Tifa almost stumbled, her heart almost as flustered as her feet. Yet even so, she could not help a soft giggle as she followed the man’s lead. Once again; that exhilarating flame consumed her heart and she felt alive. There was no need to be shy --not around Reno at least. 

A breath was caught in her throat as Tifa was dipped. Her hair fell away from her face, revealing a hint of pink that dusted her cheeks. In that intimate moment, a soft laugh found its way past her lips. 

“ Then... keep me close. ”

#cockysadist #aksdjfa i'm sorry i had to continue this one i can't stop thinkingG about it #... how many threads do we have atm? I need to find a thread tracker :P

[whythinktoomuch]

at the DEO

kara: Hey Lena!

lena: Hello, Kara. I trust you’ve had a good morning? 

lena’s internal monologue: I don’t love you I love kale I don’t love you I love kale I don’t love you I love kale I don’t

j’onn: 

#just one of the many Amazing Ways for Kara to find out #omg i'm going to write this aren't i . . . . #ldsjflaksdjfl aksdjfa #someone stop me #supercorp #my posts.

[bixiaoshi]

idk how this will turn out but i just want to talk about how much i love monsta x even if i have Problems™ when it comes to Expressing Myself™

man..,.. monsta x became more in my life that i would’ve imagined when i was getting into kpop, like, i never saw them as a group i’d start to stan, not even when i was getting into kpop, but gladly my good friend jana (@wxnhyuk go follow her u cowards) told me to check them out and boy, am i happy to have done that.

monsta x are seven of the most hardworking people i know and just for monbebe, they never complain, never say they need to rest, they do all the hard work with a smile on their faces and i’m really grateful for that, i’m so grateful for them doing it, i appreciate it with my whole heart, because they don’t even do it for the money, no, they do it for monbebe, and honestly?? that’s rlly precious.

monsta x are people who are happy with simple things, with anything really, i mean, hyungwon and changkyun keep every letter the fandom send them, and i just, feel really appreciated, because i know all i can do for them, watching their videos, voting for them, hell, maybe even making this post will be really appreciated by them and it just warms my heart.

these seven people, even with all the fame they got, they are so humble, so pure, so precious, i don’t even know how to describe them, because i can’t find the right words to do it, everything seems not to fit to them, i just think really highly of them, even knowing they are not perfect, knowing they will make their mistakes, because they are human, even with every flaws they got, i appreciate them with that and much more.

i don’t want them to be perfect, i want them to do wrong, to make mistakes, i want them to know failure, but i want them to know that i will be there with them along it all, every time they lose, i will be just as sad as them, everytime they win, i will be just as happy as them and i wish i could tell them that someday.

i wish i could tell them how much i love them, how much i am thankful for everything they do, i wish i could tell them they deserve the universe and much more, i wish i could give them all they deserve and much much more, man, i wish i could protect them from every person who tries to tear them down. i hope they know all of these and if they don’t, i will make sure to let them know this somehow.

#i'm just????? #really thankful for them and everything i just #i wish i could express myself better bc??? i feel like it wasn't enough #i hate sucking at Feelings™ #anyway #i'm goign because i always shy away after talking about Feelings™ #monsta x if u see this.... i love you #i'm super extra sorry for the last tag aksdjfas #monsta x #monsta x shownu #monsta x wonho #monsta x minhyuk #monsta x kihyun #monsta x hyungwon #monsta x jooheon #monsta x i.m #son hyunwoo #shin hoseok #lee minhyuk #yoo kihyun #chae hyungwon #lee jooheon #im changkyun #shownu #wonho #jo talks

[littlespoonevan]

why is eddie watching romcoms with a pen and paper so he can take notes such an adorable mental image oh my gOD

aksdjfa i'm just imagining him frantically writing and turning to chris and being like, "wait rewind that part, i missed what he said"

#anon #asks #guys i'm not supposed to start a new fic this weekend askdjfwhas #ffs #buck's romcom adventure

[sf9]

We only got the first one of the group teasers and I already have severe breathing problems aksdjfa the longer you look at it the worse it gets,,,, and Ju's not even the one who hurts me the most here (but I'm afraid he'll kick me in the guts tomorrow lol),,,, how are you holding up so far? Your men aren't exactly sparing us either lmao ~Rowoon-anon

Me when I saw the teaser pic: KSBBDBDKSBDBDBSBDBKSBDJSNDNJDBBDD SF9 WHAT THE ACTUAL????!!!!!!! I'm loving this so much better than Narcossus, they're going to DELIVER this comeback and I'm not ready AHHHHHHHHH THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT IT THE WORSE IT GETS!!!!!! They're so handsome and wow that teaser pic,,,,,,, 💀🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️JUHO omg they all kicked me so hard XD I almost cried when I saw Hwi, and then I saw Youngbin and I did cry XD but tbh Dawon and Jaeyoon wrecked me the most with the teaser pic ;;;;;;; I'm so excited for the next teaser but also,,,, sf9 be kind to us 😂🤧😭💀

#answered #rowoon anon 💛 #me looking at dawon and jaeyoon: IT'S ALWAYS THE DAMN EYELINER THAT GETS ME #this comeback is going to be great I just know it #thank you sf9 even tho you make us suffer XD #omg when we get the individual teasers..... #we're getting hwibin's on the same day HAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ #in conclusion: they left me breathless XD