#I'll be back shortly !

[nocek]

Peter annoying Miguel is the funniest thing but throwing Deadpool at him is like throwing annoyance equivalent if a nuke and I live for it XD

I'm totally accepting the fanon that there may be multiverse out there but there is only one Deadpool as a gospel <3

#spiderverse #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #jessica drew #wade wilson #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderwoman #deadpool #long post #I've spent waaaay too much time on this comic #just to make a dumb joke that isn't even that funny #but I had to XD #I'll go back to animations with Mayday shortly #but for now sorry about amount of dialogue which caused text to be small >.<

[jarrows]

extremely late to the party, but s3 trent was great :)

#ted lasso #trent crimm #very on brand that my first post back after a bit is just a bunch of trents lol #also #hello everyone! 👋 #been awhile!! #thanks for all the nice messages while i was away! #i'll be going through those and trying to respond here shortly #sorry to be away for so long!!

[coloriza]

sakura having her muscle mommy moment

scene from (maybe not word for word) A Quiet Thunder by @renaerys

#shisaku #shisui #sakura #artistic liberties taken as usual #goddamnit dudes i swear i'll get back to sasosaku shortly #maybe #just kidding more shisaku to come as i recover from making that damn short comic #my art

[raayllum]

2x09 / 4x04

#tdp ezran #parallels #some things never change #ezran #i could've sworn i had a post like this shortly after s4 came out #but i couldn't find it in my drafts so maybe i've just done it in screencaps in other metas but not on its own #multi #arc 1 #arc 2 #2x09 #4x04 #how Baby callum looks in the s4 screencaps always makes me laugh he's so cute #as well as rayla pointing out that returning zym home is Also really important for the world #meanwhile callum skips all that and just goes into 'as soon as zym is home i'll come back and help u <3' #like the good big brother he is #mine

[st4rstudent]

(old art) Macthinker but toons

#clemart #macthinker #ill main tag these later #i drew these back in october shortly after i decided on brian being a bug toon #but then i got really embarassed about my designs and never drew them again until now #i showed this to one of my oomfs on twt and it really liked them so i'll share these old drawings too i suppose #yaay yaayy #also yes whenever theyre both the same species mac (and winn) will always be taller than brian bc i think its funny #imagine you get hit with a toonification beam and suddenly your rival and its bff are taller than you id be MAAAADDDDDDDDD

[tmascfaggot]

i NEED to take more NUDES.... and POST them...... for ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#it's a long weekend and i have nothing to do so maybe if i'm feeling it I'll come up w/ smth #i never did post smth for my 1k follower mark cuz i became. abnormal shortly thereafter #but i'm back in business. mostly. so why not #signal broadcast 📺

[disquiet-doll]

so

"easy mode is not an accessability feature" is a very bad take actually

to be clear i don't think most games' easy modes are very good accessibility features, and they're also often missing a lot of other basic accessibility features

but that doesn't mean they're not making the game more accessible

or rather, basically every easy mode is a bundle of unrelated accessability features, which is kind of the problem. maybe someone just needs one part of that because of their disability and would prefer to leave the rest untouched.

that's why customizable difficulties ala Celeste are better, it lets people decide which features they need

(or just want to use tbh, i'm not gonna police that)

but still, the fact of the matter is you do not know what kind of disabilities people have, and for many people features that are basically required to play the game normally do involve just making it easier (or at least, would make it easier for someone without their disability)

sometimes something like extra health, weaker enemies, more forgiving inputs - the kinds of things that do just make a game easier! - will take a game from unbearable, painful, or outright impossible to play to a nice fun level of challenging for someone. and yeah, that's by making it "easier", but who cares!

so yeah. bad take. can't stand seeing it.

(if you bring up some inspiration porn "ohhh but this guy can beat dark souls with his tongue so surely disabled people can-" in the replies of this post you're a dumb piece of shit and i'm not going to bother humoring you)

#unrelated to mental breakdown #(i'll get back to it shortly i'm sure) #musing #i guess

[celluloidbroomcloset]

TBH, thank God Ed didn't see Stede in the full cursed suit, because his "let's take it slow" would've gone overboard right there.

#sorry #i'll get back to avengers shortly #stede bonnet #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #gifs

[bleaksqueak]

(okay, I don't want this website to stay broken and struggle under big daddy apple's boots, so I thought i'd see if they had any goodies for decorating my blog that I liked... and oh my god the moon badge is neat and the little bone guy is so cute. I guess i'll finally retire the funny checkmarks because they ruin THE VIBE of moonbones)

#I am a sucker for cute decoration so yeah i'll buy that #I do wish we could have animated avatars again (again right?) #i'm not losing my mind they used to be able to animate right? #that could be a tumblr sub perk tho #do it kinda like discord nitro I guess #I really recall being able to have an animated icon but maybe i'm thinking of deviant art #I had my pixel chibi that painted bees made for me as my main blog icon forever and recall it animating #anyway i'd have (NAME REDACTED FOX) animate if I could #maybe discord nitro's sub plan is something worth looking at idk #anyway I just wanted to say MOONBONES is cute #I will go draw now #i've got a couple of asks in my inbox too #will get to them shortly #I already flipped my sleep schedule back around #be proud of me I work so hard to make my sleep behave

[the-squiptionary]

Squiptionary 2.0

Welcome to the new and updated Squiptionary 2.0!

This blog, originally based on the 2004 sites for the Be More Chill book, takes the idea of the "Squiptionary" and expands upon it. Words from the original site won't be reposted here (at this time, although this may be changed), but new ones that weren't originally defined will be! As a bonus, this blog also posts "squinformation", a collection of random info and advice for squip users.

While most definitions are silly, several are in character of a world with squips. Posts that mention real people or places that could imply that real people have squips are usually tagged with "unreality". If you're weary of that kind of thing, consider potentially blocking this blog. Also, feel free to request any post to be tagged unreality if you feel it should be.

Anyway, we also take requests! Do you have a random word you just came up with no definition? Please send it to us and we'll write one as long as you provide an idea of what it should mean. Do you have both a word and definition to be posted here? We'll take it! If you tag this blog, with your own squiptionary entry, we will also reblog that here and categorize it. We will also respond to people asking for advice with their squips. So, please submit your suggestions!

Note: Suggested squiptionary entries will now be tagged with "squser submitted"

With that out of the way, here are links to masterposts with every definition or information, in alphabetical order (squinfinitions) or of posting (squinformation):

[Squinfinitons]

[Squinformation]

Curious about other blogs like this one? Check out @squip-news!

#be more chill #bmc #squiptionary #not a squipfinition #not every post will be tagged w/ bmc but i'll toss one or two in there if its been a bit #or if its an important update post or poll or something :) #Anyways. took fuckin' forever to update this but I hope y'all enjoy. We'll be back to posting daily squinfinitions shortly.

[bisaster-energy]

im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...

#kuwameshi #give me a sec i'll reblog later with the actual idea but like #WHAT IF UM KUWAMESHI BUT UM. PRINCESS BRIDE AU... #i also have another song fic idea but it's way sillier than the one i have on ao3 #based off you me and steve by garfunkel and oates #i got the idea cos i just remembered when yusuke got back from training with genkai the 1st time and instead of a 1 on 1 date with keiko #kuwabara is also? there? and it's just so funny to me like what. and then they're supposed to all 3 go to the movies together? #AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THE 2 BOYS DITCH KEIKO?? for a mission yeah but she doesn't know that!! #and then yusuke and keiko actually go on a date alone and it gets interrupted cos of younger toguro #and shortly after kuwabara shows up so it looks like he was bound to come across them?? #as far as a i remember the next time yu and keiko get together alone is the day he tells her to just wait and she's like im literally #not gonna wait for you <3 and it was so funny she just walked off lmaoo #anyway im trying to say i wanna make a silly little fic addressing the fact that keiko is like. pursuing her crush on yusuke #but kuwabara is kinda just. always there and it's fun she does like him but it's just awkward #planning on having her ask kuwa to maybe give her and yusuke some time alone like maybe just avoid their next outing #and kuwa is like oh damn :( ok good luck and yusuke shows up to the date and he's like woah wait. where tf is kuwabara? #keiko is like bruh. and she makes up some shit about him mentioning that he felt sick or wtv and yusuke is like ''then y are we here? #i should check on him. i dont think that guy has even been put outta commission by anything but my fist!'' and keiko just follows him #cos what else can she do. and kuwa is fine ofc and yusuke is like bro what gives i thought you were sick and kuwa is dense sometimes but he #catches on from keiko's desperate look and he's like well i got better *flexes his arm* and yu is like i knew you were too dumb to catch #a cold. and he's stupid happy that kuwa is fine and can come with them after all ''hey he's fine ya hear that keiko'' #and then keiko is watching this whole exchange eyes blown wide open and she's like actually i just remembered i have plans #you two should totally go without me tho and yu agrees so easily that it just solidifies that she made the right call #kuwa is looking back at her all confused and she gives HIM the good luck thumbs up. he gets as red as his hair and #yusuke is worried he really is coming down with something

[phoenix-flamed]

So while @cagedfirebird and @creatrix-mea and I were doing Eureka earlier, I realized how much I love the PLD 70 AF top. And I realized I can kind of sort of, if you squint at it hard enough, make an outfit loosely inspired by Elwin's actual outfit.

I'll take better screenshots when I have more time, but for now, these will do.

#Out of the Flames #I'll get back to work on drafts shortly! I'll also reach out to more people for plotting too!

[vohtaro]

to the anon who sent me an ask recommending i read the da vinci code: sorry tumblr ate your ask. i do hope you see this.

so here it is. my da vinci code book review.

well, that was... a book.

context: while i have seen the movie 'angels & demons' like seventeen billion times bc it was on tv all the time, i have only seen the da vinci code once, probably around when it came out. i feel it safe to say that i was fairly fresh on the material. i listened to it on audiobook over the course of 3 weeks bc that's what was available soonest from my library.

i can start by saying... i get why this book was popular. you have conspiracy, "the church is hiding a truth!" drama, little puzzles that chock themselves up far beyond their merit... selling the idea that every symbol, every story, is somehow this secret tapestry that all cultures across the world are metaphorically shaking hands on... yeah. it's the kind of book that someone reads and gets the chat about at dinner parties and end on, "well, you never know, it could be true!". the chapters are short, too, which is amazing given the amount of entirely unnecessary detail stuffed into them.

brown's writing style is at times deeply insufferable. most times it's mundane, but his descriptors are damn painful at times. the detail he provides are either entirely unnecessary and add nothing, or are so far beyond what anyone cares about. but i think the worst offense of his writing is the air of smugness that it carries. the obnoxious quips about hollywood, the students he was lecturing at whatever school, his general internal monologue; there were these little remarks that i could just feel that when dan brown wrote them, he paused from his typing to give himself a cheeky little pat on the back. "I showed them," he chortled to himself, wiggling in his chair. "gave them a good smarting, I did!". it feels like brown has a Big Thought about some utterly minuscule thing that absolutely does not matter, but if he doesn't say it, he'll fckin explode.

as someone who has no serious religious background/education, i found the entire "secret"... rather underwhelming. i struggle to imagine that the entire world would be torn asunder because jesus fucked that one time. and not to mention, the idea of a direct bloodline from jesus being so vital for ??? some reason that i don't even recall was explained, felt so... bizarre?? just entirely strange. like, i don't know why the existence of a direct descendant of jesus christ would be so fundamental in the destruction of a multi-thousand year long faith, but sure. pop off, dan brown. and no, i really don't want anyone to explain it to me.

robert as a character is very. idk. he's inoffensive, ig. his character suffers by being a product of brown's desire to mic drop once in a while. i'm sure robert said some dumb shit that i forgot about, but he's really just some guy talking out of his ass with a bit too much confidence. he's not intentionally rude or anything. it's hard to describe him bc he's just A Guy who knows shit about pictures. he's a picture guy. Professor Picture. idk if he's a professor.

sophie meanwhile is a character whose purpose is being by-association rather than being a person with her own agency. she is important because she knew jacques and solved his riddles and puzzles as a child; not because of her own professional merits. she solves like three things at the beginning, all of them being word puzzles and then the fibonacci sequence password at the bank. otherwise, she is someone who gets upset about her late grandfather for a plethora of different reasons. not unreasonable of her, given just how much she uncovers in the span of 36 hours, but that's really where her character ends. at times, she is forward, perhaps even brazen with her determination, which i did appreciate. at the start of the story, she's actually moving the plot along quite a bit: she gives robert the clue via the phone message; she breaks the window in the bathroom and throws the tracker too iirc; she's driving during the car chase, helping robert escape (in her hashtag not sponsored Smart Car). but after that..... it feels like she's just along for the ride. i feel like she could have been more instrumental as time went on.

and speaking of sophie.... i could entirely feel the way that stupid romantic subplot was being shoved in between robert and sophie because some editor demanded it. it was so fucking brutal. their little """moment""" outside the house before robert left for paris the next morning had my fingers leaving impressions in the steering wheel.

the worst puzzle had to be the isaac newton one bc as soon as newton was mentioned i was like "apple. it's apple." and it took an UNGODLY amount of pages for anyone to piece it together. literally how did it take THAT FUCKING LONG. i was yelling in my vehicle and incurring road rage over it. APPLE!!! JUST GUESS IT!!! IT'S NOT LIKE THE CRYPTEX WILL LOCK IF YOU GUESS TOO MANY TIMES!!!! COME AWNNNN!!!

so anyways, thanks for recommending it. it sure was a trip. though given that you suggested this on anon, perhaps i should say 'how could you' since you knew what this book could do to a man. /lh

if you have any specific questions for me about impressions or thoughts regarding something i did not mention, feel free to ask; it's very possible that i just forgot to mention it.

#anon #asks #an experience to read if there ever was one !!!!! #next i am returning to Rebecca bc i was originally reading that but i'd gotten busy and my hold lapsed #but libby alerted me yesterday that it was ready to renew so i'll be back on that shortly #hopefully this is coherent bc i was kind of writing all over the place

[papa-evershed]

Hello 👋🏼 sorry if it’s already been asked. Do you know where I can download Inheritance?

Hey there, sorry for the slow response! I uploaded it awhile back to my Google Drive, you're welcome to download and/or watch from there. Hope that helps! 🤓

The Inheritance

#i've been mia i'm so sorry #y'all ever just get tired of looking at tumblr? 🤷‍♀️ I'll be back to giffing shortly #okay and maybe a video game i'm playing had a major update 😂