#I'll post the transcript in a sec

[daniigh0ul]

welcome to chapter 3 !!! i stole AFI's love like winter for this post. i alsot should acknowledge that 'fruit bats' is a real band with a very different vibe from the fictional fruit batz lol :) if there are any typos, no there aren't.

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transcript includes the wiki bio ! wiki psd can be found here

transcript:

Tati arrives around 4PM at the Copperdale library to meet Diego.

TATI: Hi. DIEGO: Hey. A short but awkward silence follows. TATI: So...what do you know about vampires? DIEGO: Not much...but I do know where a lot of them live. Have you heard of Forgotten Hollow? TATI: Yeah! Have you heard of Fruit Batz? They're my favorite band! My boyfriend doesn't like them--more of a BMTH fan. But, anyway! Their frontman Caleb Vatore is from there. DIEGO: Oh yeah, Fruit Batz! I love their second album 'bloodsuckerz'. Too bad Caleb quit after that. TATI: Oh my god yeah. He's basically a recluse now from what I've heard. DIEGO: The only thing I remember about him was that he was like, an out-vampire? Like he didn't hide that he was drinking plasma. TATI: Yeah! He was so punk rock for that. My favorite song was 'Love Like Winter'. Have you heard it? DIEGO: No. TATI: I have to show you it. One sec. [gif of caleb and his band mates performing Love Like Winter (a real song)] it's in the blood, it's in the blood i met my love before i was born he wanted my love, i taste of blood he bit my lip, and drank my war DIEGO (laughing): That hair sure was a moment. TATI: I'm sure you've had a few questionable hair choices. DIEGO: What? This beautiful shag? Never! TATI: OK you have to see his hair at the end of his career (furiously googling) DIEGO: OK, I know about their manager Miss Hell and the messy break up--who is 'Vladius Strod' and why is he mentioned!? TATI: Huh. I think this is new. Vladislaus Straud IV...

cw: implication of murder/violence

vlad's wiki bio

Count Vladislaus "Vlad" Straud IV (birthdate unknown), renowned musician and entrepreneur is the descendant of Count Vladislaus Straud I. His ancestor immigrated with a settling party and founded what became Forgotten Hollow. It remains a mystery what happened of the settlers, though there are many contested theories. Vlad is known for his charitable donations toward the Forgotten Hollow Symphony and his inheritance of his father's company Vladislaus Hardware.

Vlad was a notable organist on SNL in the 1980s. However, after an incident on Sims Night Live, he walked off set and never returned. It is unknown what triggered the incident nor is it known what happened to Miss Hell, that night's host, whom mysteriously disappeared for two weeks afterward.

His most recent public appearance was in a rare interview with The Copperdale Times in 2010. It was much discussed in online forums and Social Bunny, but he has not made an appearance since then. When asked about the SNL incident, or his relationship with former Fruit Batz band member Caleb Vatore, he laughed it off.

Notably, Vatore and Straud had a duel (as is vampiric custom) at sunset. Straud won, and now the Vatores hold a grudge against him. There is much speculation that the reason for this duel has to do with their differing beliefs about feeding on Sims.

Vlad is a well-known advocate for vampirism and is an out and about vampire. He believes it is the right of the vampire to feed on Sims as it is the right of the Sim to eat meat. When asked to clarify his position on consent of the Sim, he scoffed.

In the 1990s, Vlad was detained and arrested on suspicion of murder. A young man's body was found in the alley dumpster behind the well-known gay bar Martini. The young man had two bite marks on his thigh. It made international news when Vlad was acquitted of all charges.

DIEGO: There's been FOUR of them? I thought vampires were immortal... TATI: Hm. Do you think we should send Vlad an e-mail? Maybe an interview with him would be good for research? DIEGO: Yeah. I'll ask Mr. Flowers about it tomorrow. What better way to learn about a culture than from someone apart of it. TATI: Oh shoot. It's almost 7. My turn to make dinner. Gotta go! Let me know what Mr. Flowers say! DIEGO: Yeah! See ya! DIEGO (softly): Shit. Tati is out of earshot and on her way to her rusty truck and does not hear this.

#moonlight 2.0 #ch 3 #oc: tati #oc: diego #ft random deco sims #ts4 story #cw violence mention

[redbuddi]

Hey, I have audio processing troubles and the music in the clip you attached to the fanverse thing is really loud compared to the quote. Do you have an unedited version or like a transcript?

Took a sec but I found an unedited version! I'll def swap out the vid in the post w this

https://twitter.com/JonnyBlox/status/1550381797854298113

[en-j-neering]

//a longish post

[A video is attached. Transcript is as follows]

[J walks away from the camera, seemingly having just set it up.]

[There is an ouija board set up on the ground, there is a pile of stolen goods in the background]

[J is sitting crosslegged infront of the ouija board]

J: Did you steal this stuff?

[The planchette moves over the yes]

//a planchette is the wooden thingy that goes over the letters

J: why?

[The planchette moves to spell out F-O-R-Y-O-U]

J: thanks?

[A knock on the door is heard]

J: I'll be with you in a sec

[J walks off camera, a door opening can be heard]

???: Im officer jenny and I'm here to investigate some robberies

J: I can explain

[J and Officer Jenny walk into view of the camera. J presents the pile of stolen items to jenny. Jenny is writing on a notepad]

Jenny: And how did these get here?

J: There has been a ghost that has been giving me an assortment of items.

Jenny: and is this ghost your pokemon?

J: it just followed me home.

Jenny: so it's not under your control?

J: not my ghost

Jenny: well I have to repossess these stolen goods. I will also contact you later about this ghost.

J: do you want me to help you move this stuff?

Jenny: the help would be appreciated.

[J and Officer Jenny come back and forth from the camera's view a few times, each time grabbing something from the pile]

[After the third trip J and Jenny come back and the ghost is tapping the planchette on the board. J and Jenny watch as the ghost spells out S-O-R-R-Y]

[The ghost appears visible as a dejected haunter]

Jenny: could you two come to the station with me?

J: sure

[The haunter moves the planchette over the 'yes' on the ouija board]

[Jenny guestures towardsthe door, the haunter follows her out. J nearly leaves then goes back towards the canera]

[J can be seen ending the video]

#pokemon irl #rotomblr #pokeblogging #pokeblr

[funkyness]

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#tiktok #this guy is so fucking funny he kills me every time #I'll post the transcript in a sec

[greygamer]

Chit chat show: The Walking Dead 'Say Yes'

Doing something a little different here for fun. Instead of posting a post-show recap, here's a transcript of a chat I had with fellow Walking Dead fan Juli Harland during our mutual watching of the show. Make of it what you will.

Todd: Scavenge, scavenge, fuck, scavenge.

Juli: It's all about balance

Todd: Already it feels like Rick wanting to stay away awhile longer will be a problem for alexandria

Juli: Lol likely

I think he just misses getting good nookie

Todd: Well yeah. Back of the van nookie.

Juli: She's gonna give up the women's camp

Todd: Well yeah.

It's a question of how long.

Juli: Because they have the guns

Todd: That's been obvious since she found the damn camp.

"WE NEED GUNS NOT OINTMENT"

Juli: Dinner!

Todd: Haha

I think you're like 20 seconds ahead of me.

Cuz I was like, "That just looks like coffee, not dinner. Oooooohhhhh."

Juli: This won't be good

Todd: That zombie has a gun

Juli: Ew

Todd: lol

Being undead isn't a look that works for everyone.

Haha, toy gun.

But no, don't search the rest of the house.

Juli: Oh my

Zombie jackpot

Todd: It's a fucking carnival

Rick, you better win Michonne the best stuffie out there.

Juli: Oh Shit

Shit Shit Shit

Todd: lol

This is like the zombie holocaust harlequin romance.

Juli: Hahahahaha

Todd: Wait, what was Rosita's plan for the gun originally?

Juli: Kill Negan

Todd: Well, yes, but she tried that.

What was she going to do differently that would have made everything different?

Juli: P

Oops

Todd: She's not wrong. He's also not wrong.

Except for the anything is possible bit.

That's just objectively not true.

BEEF BRISKIT!

in a bag!

So basically, her plan is to get rid of one guy who arbitrarily makes the rules and replace him with someone else who arbitrarily makes the rules, except she just happens to like this second guy.

Juli: Yup

Todd: CHILI AND MAC AND CHEESE WTF

Juli: But he's being a pussy. All no no, don't want to go

It's army rations

Todd: Well, would you go back if there was CHILI AND MAC AND CHEESE TOGETHER!?

Plus van fucking?

I mean, I wouldn't.

Juli: Holy shit

Todd: Well, maybe I would.

A bed is nice.

Juli: That baby is huge

Todd: That's not a baby.

And then she eats it.

Juli: Way to kill the baby

Todd: The whole "talking to a baby so I can better understand what I actually think" thing is kind of a painful cliche.

It's a lazy writer's way of expressing an internal monologue.

Juli: At least the baby can't tell on you

Todd: Are you sure? I think Judith is like 13.

Something bad will almost happen!

"Sure, I'll move the car, even though I have no reason to think the keys will be in it, or that it will even run any more."

Hahaha

Dude, you have an axe. Chop him in the damn head.

Juli: While you kill everything else

Todd: I guess he has a helmet.

Oh, neutral, right.

Juli: Oh man he didn't kill anything but one and

Chuck

Todd: "Hey, I just killed all of em and then came to help."

Juli: Rick

Fuck

Todd: Oh, sure, the zombie with the machien gun only fired when they were right there.

Haha, look at the comical, romantic banter they have.

Juli: That was a zombie shooting?

Wtf?

Todd: Yeah.

His trigger was being pressed against some bars or something while he walked. But only for those few seconds because reasons.

Um, whut?

Juli: Duck

Really

Todd: Wait, did he just fall off the ferris wheel?

Juli: Did

Todd: OH NO THEY"RE EATING THE DEER BUT WE'RE SUPPOESED TO THINK IT'S RICK

Juli: They're eating the dear

Feet

Deer

Todd: Deer feet?

Mmmm, deer feet.

You know, until this moment, I was like, "Well, it's not up to the last few episodes, but I guess it's not bad." But now it's, "Holy shit, that was terrible."

I think every episode with rick has to end with his hair being all sweaty and dangling in his eyes Contractually.

"Hey, sorry babe, I shouldn't have let you think I was dead.

"I thought it would be funny, but I totally read it wrong."

Talking about Glenn would have more of an impact if this scene wasn't so far removed from Glenn's death.

Juli: And this is where she spills it

Well dam

Todd: Your viewing is a few minutes ahead of now cuz I went to pee while my internet was down

Juli: I'm done. I don't know if it cut things of at the end. I'm sure it did. It stopped abruptly

Todd: So the chicks are planning to sniper negan?

Juli: Seems so

Todd: So which of these two are going to die by moving to early on negan?

Juli: Both, likely. Or at least htat's how they're planning it.

Todd: Mmm, maybe.

So, overall thoughts? I'm pretty meh.

Juli: I enjoyed it, actually.

Todd: Yeah?

Juli: I liked seeing a bit of actual relationship building. Cliche or not, it's good to be reminded that they are still people with people feelings and still want to do people romantic things, even awkwardly in the world they're in.

Todd: I can see that.

Though the whole rick falling off the ferris wheel thing was painfully bad

Juli: It got me for a sec.

Todd: Really?

Juli: It did

Todd: Wow.

Juli: momentarily.

Todd: lol

Juli: But then I don't question the process as much as you tend to. I like to just get swept in.

Then it clicks.

Todd: Fair enough.

Juli: DID HE? OH NO!!!! ... Oh .. wait ... deer

Todd: Glad you enjoyed it. I had fun chatting it up with you.

Juli: Me, too.

Todd: Even if you were frequently spoilering things by a few seconds.

#the walking dead #amc #zombies #tv #review #commentary