#I'm Too Old For This Shit

[naru-mii]

So... I finally finish 1.2 and it seems like it's really true that 'Jingheng' is just Dan Heng losing the IDGAF war (cuz I can see Jing Yuan being so annoying lmao).

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FX: Please, Retire already General.

Me: Please Retire already General and Make your dreams come true (—stop with all these flags) and here is DF—i mean DH as your companion.

JY: :3

#help I always forgot how to post in Tumblr #I'm too old for this shit #jingheng #jing yuan #hsr #honkai star rail #honkai dan heng #il dan heng

[spaceofentropy]

Jesus tap dancing Christ, just read someone in the tags of a shitty anti-Billy post saying that Max would celebrate July 4th as the happy day she got rid of Billy.

Like, mate, did we watch the same show? Did we watch the same scene? Did we hear Max read the same letter to her brother? Did we have to contend with the same musical choice about making a deal with God and so much hate for the ones we love and switching places and not really wanting to hurt each other but still doing it?

Did anything of what happen to Max in season 4 even enter your empty skull, just to twirl around the pneumatic vacuum in a sad dance, and exit from the same hole it entered, leaving nothing behind?!

I can't with some people's inability to comprehend and retain what they consume, holy hell, this is so disheartening!

#media literacy? I don't know her #reading comprehension? I don't know her #empathy? I don't know her #billy antis once more being shitty 🤦‍♀️ #i'm too old for this shit #tw fandom wank #tw fandom bullshit #billy hargrove #maxine mayfield

[hotmonkeelove]

Tourette's Syndrome Doesn't Equal Coprolalia

I was diagnosed with Tourette's at age 8, in 1987. While I've experienced other vocal tics, not once in my life have I cussed uncontrollably. In fact, the majority of people with Tourette's don't suffer from coprolalia. But go ahead, keep making your stupid, cheap jokes that were frankly tired back then. I just thought things would've changed by now.

#tourettes #neurodivergent #coprolalia #tics and tourettes #tics #i'm too old for this shit

[brightlotusmoon]

"Damn it, there's too many sexual orientations and genders, can't everyone just be who they are?"

We're trying to be who we are. If you assholes would just stop complaining that we exist around you, we would be overjoyed to live our lives.

#i'm too old for this shit #I'm not high enough for this yet

[xiaq]

Friendly reminder that if you don't like a thing you should avoid that thing, not intentionally find someone who likes the thing and then shit on them for liking the thing.

#fandom wank #i'm too old for this shit #it's easy to be nice #if someone gets joy from something and it hurts no one leave them the fuck alone #it's possible to dislike something without making it everyones problem #sigh

[buachalla]

For a game that has a lot of characters dealing with their trauma in messy ways and asks you not to judge them at first look, people sure are missing the point.

If someone wants to get a certain tattoo, they can. It's their body. Perhaps they're also a victim of abuse and now they can have something to represent the psychological scars they carry.

But you're all so bent on being seen 'paragons of virtue' that you don't stop to realise that all you're doing is policing people you won't ever likely meet. Get off your high horses.

Let people enjoy what makes them happy, goodness knows this world is only getting crueller.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 #i am reminded why i don't dredge into fandom spaces any more #i'm too old for this shit

[luinen-bluewater]

I just heard about George Taylor's Rolan contest on twitter and I thought: 'well I'm not posting art anywhere else, maybe that's the right moment to start! It's a lucky coincidence that I posted a Rolan fanart recently!' So I went on that hellsite to create an account and it took me AGES to prove that I'm not a bot, I even had to ask @headraline for help because there's this sadistic 10 questions test about dice and numbers and I have dyscalculia and I felt so stupid during the whole process. Then I finally logged in only to find out that submissions closed yesterday and the contest is over :)

#rolan bg3 #rolan contest #george taylor #holy rolan empire #dyscalculia #not art #oh well #now I have an account I have no idea how to use #how does that hellsite work? #i'm too old for this shit #elon musk you apocalyptic turd #sto bestemmiando in lingue che non sapevo di conoscere :)

[doumekiss]

As much as I am a fan of the dungeon meshi anime, since it started the worse type of fandom discourse started to appear in the tag and sometimes in my dash, like lesbian separatism and casual racism and now I've just seen a post talking about how a character who has more than a thousand years old (of a race that is considered adult at 80) is actually a child basically because...he is short. And you just fucking know this will lead to people being randomly accused of being pedophiles if they dare to ship him with anyone 😒

#i'm too old for this shit #dungeon meshi

[sotc]

Reminding myself to have a fence on my property (blog) when engaging with a large fandom. 😐

#It's fine but I forget how hostile people get about their favs #I was close to reblogging a meme to talk about my experience but read the comments and it was full of vicious opinion like okeiiii nvm #Hope you guys get well soon and engage with people normally w/o throwing around accusations and vile #i'm too old for this shit #I am just here for a good time

[splashspeck]

For future reference for anyone wondering my input on any discourse it usually boils down to: "Is anyone being Actually harmed? No? Then why the fuck do you care? Cause I don't"

#yes this is in reference to the current weird bi lesbian discourse bullshit #fandom act like reasonable people challenge #discourse #i'm too old for this shit

[nanaminokanojo]

sukuna isnt soft tho? think your missing the whole point of his character

I sincerely apologize to whoever comes across this in advance.

Hi, Anon!

When you say "not soft", you mean like the stick shoved so far up your ass? Or am I missing the whole point of your character, too?

Sukuna isn't soft?

But yeah, you're right. The historically accurate version of Ryomen Sukuna is neither hot with pink hair, nor does he live inside a teenage boy's body. But hey, Gege wrote him like that.

So, let me return the question to you: why can't I write Sukuna like that, "soft"? Why can't I appreciate the thought without it me "missing the whole point of his character" as you put it?

You probably think you're so smart sending me this Ask, anonymously, too, if I may point out. Or you probably think you're a better Sukuna enthusiast by only liking his canon characterization. Try again.

When you see this, Anon, I beg you, fucking block me. YOU'RE* the one missing the point here, being on my blog and thinking you can point this out while obviously stalking my content enough to know I like soft Sukuna.

Still, thank you for taking the time to send me this Ask, albeit inane.

#do i really have to explain why? #bruh #i'm too old for this shit #i'm a soft sukuna enthusiast and guess what? you can't shit on my parade! #of course soft sukuna isn't canon but who said that? who even said that? #am i gege? am i gege fucking akutami? #if i am and i suddenly make sukuna soft for yuuji after shitting on him for the longest time then call me out #i don't usually post asks like this but i'll give you the floor for once #fucking dumbass #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #soft sukuna ftw! #and i know i'm an asshole. get over it.

[palmtreepalmtree]

ESPN 2 is currently showing a Teqball tournament and I feel like I'm having a stroke. This looks like something bored kids came up with at a summer camp when it rained for ten days straight.

ILLEGAL ATTACK! is flashing on the screen. Like something a 12 year old shouted while making up an elaborate new rule.

Can we stop making up new sports? I feel like we peaked at Cricket.

#i'm having another 'wtf is pickleball?' moment #except now it's teqball #i'm too old for this shit #espn 2? #more like the ocho

[eva-knits12]

I feel the need to say this.

I am still PR, that's not changing. I know that CE's PR stunt is ending, slowly, but it's ending. It just needs to end in it's own time. It's over, it's been over for a while, he's moving on with his life.

I can't help but notice how toxic team PR has become now. I'm sorry that I need to say it, but a lot of you have now become the middle school mean girl. Team Real, well, I know that they've always been toxic. It's just hard for me to be on one side when that side has become toxic. I don't care about his daily stats. I'm tired of all of this toxicity and I'm tired of all this negativity.

Posting something positive every once in a while just won't kill you, maybe it will do you all some good to walk away from this from a while and clear your heads.

I may not be the best adult, hell, I can be immature at times. I'm not saying be a damn mature adult. We're all adults here, and a lot of you are acting like a bunch of 13 year-olds. I feel like both sides are engaging in behavior that would get a middle schooler sent to the principal's office.

If you want to walk away from the fandom, then fine. If you want to stay in the fandom, then fine. I'm too old for all of the shenanigans from both teams.

Trust me, I've been in work environments that were a lot like middle school. If these are the kinds of antics that both teams have resorted to, I surely don't feel sorry for anyone.

In the words of Danny Glover, "I'm too old for this shit."

Me, I find that I like things better, and I like myself better, when things are positive and calm.

Be positive. Be nice to people!

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#chris evans #pr stunt #team pr #team real #ted talks #i'm too old for this shit #i'm over it #youtube

[dudefrommywesterns]

unless the guy is a literal nazi or pedo or something i swear "don't follow if you interact with so and so" is always some petty bullshit

#obviously i'll respect you and go away #but it's still usually petty imo #i'm too old for this shit #typewriter dings

[astaraels]

why the fuck am I still awake right now

#i'm too old for this shit #far too old for a fucked up sleep schedule lmao

[kijiboop]

So, today I learned that I am too old for energy drinks. I'm 41. I got a free sugar-free energy drink from GoPuff yesterday and figured, what the hell, I'll give it a try. This morning, I missed my usual coffee, so I grabbed the Ghost from the fridge and started driving.

I drank about four ounces. It tastes oddly like Sour Patch Kids, which was the advertised flavor. Considering it's supposedly sugar-free, this concerns me.

I hit work after my 35-minute commute and I feel like someone fired me out of a cannon. This is terrifying. I can't hold still and I feel like I've been strapped to the back of a bucking bronco only I'm the bronco and my brain is the rider unable to cling on for dear life. I can't make eye contact with anyone. I'm spontaneously shouting "wheee!" when given new information. This is bad. I'm an adult and I'm acting like a sugared-up toddler.

Thankfully, my coworkers are all about the same age as me and recognize the signs of Bad Decision Making. They're giving me as much benefit of the doubt as they can while I shake-dump the remainder of the can down the staff room sink.

#cross posting #crosspost to dreamwidth #things I learn #holy shit #this is terrifying #I can't stop moving #energy drinks #I'm too old for this shit