cervin, you have all your quads filled right? can you teach me how to be a player like you
"Orl a. I a ctu a lly don't mind your existence. So I'll ignore the f a ct you c a lled me a "pl a yer". A nd yes, a ll of my qu a dr a nts a re filled. There's no re a l "proper" w a y of doing so."
"Shit h a ppens b a sic a lly, a nd sometimes s a id shit ends up with you h a ving a m a tesprite or moir a il or kismesis. It's a ll a bout th a t "sp a rk" or wh a tever they s a y. Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't."
"In short: Don't worry a bout filling a ll of your qu a dr a nts. Just focus on finding trolls who'll a ctu a lly be there for you."
-> The Mun har har's at the "spark" joke since Cervin is a Light-Bound
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So I am not saying I need to be taken out back and shot but
btw me and my partner caught up on Bungou
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Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.
We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't
Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account
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And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!
I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!
I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!
And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:
and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.
Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer
Vanessa; POLAR BEARS
Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D
Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')
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inspired by my last reblog
How much shit did Vincent give Sam for falling so hard and fast for Darlin? How did the phone calls go when Sam kept asking Vincent to babysit the new bloods? How many dog jokes were made everytime Vincent smelt the shifter on Sam after having to patch them up again?
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incredibly meaningful discussions were being had in the discord and this is where it led us. idk what this is either but I fully blame @lukaherehelp and @sparklyeyedhimbo
+ Bonus:
Phaya's not gonna stop (escaping the hospital to get that d-) you can bet on it
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Given how the Firsts are seen by the public in Crisis Core I think in the ff7 universe there should be like a lot of drag performers that take direct inspiration from the Firsts. Armies of drag kings dressed in some version of Angeal's uniform with endless honor/duty puns in their names. Drag queens in red leather outfits doing dance acts to the tunes of Loveless: the Musical (remix). There is at least one person who uses the stage name Sephicock and that's just how it is
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The internet, collectively: Man I wish someone would burn the goat down
The deity granting wishes that has both a hearing disability and a beautiful chaotic spirit: By your command, I will bird down the goat
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Do you know one of the things I hate most about being an exorcist? Capitalism.
Hear me out - financial instability is one of the most common risk factors for a malevolent haunting.
Got disposable income? Good news - you move into a haunted house, and you hire an exorcist. Or, if you can’t find a good recommendation, you just move house *again*.
Come from old money? Even better - you probably live in a generational home and - barring any literal skeletons in the closet - you’re probably haunted by family members. Their unfinished business is probably some *literal* business and they’re just gonna give you financial advice. Sure, they might be pushy and lowkey toxic, but they’re invested in your success - you’re their legacy after all.
There’s a metaphysical reason why rental accommodation is riskier too. It’s way harder to make an evil spirit leave your home when you’re not the home-owner.
First off, having the right paperwork can really add some extra oomph to an exorcism. Secondly, most landlords really don’t invest in salting the foundations or decent silver glazing, so guess what? Your shitty apartment isn’t just damp and cold, it has bad spiritual insulation too.
And especially *smart* ghosts can take advantage of your housing insecurity. Want to get your ghost out of there? You might be able to use rental protection law as the basis for evicting your unwanted ectoplasmic squatter (especially if there’s a ‘no spiritual subletting’ clause in the lease). *But* that gets way harder if it turns out the ghost has been secretly paying your landlord rent! Even a bit of change it scrounged up from your sofa is enough - BOOM, it lives there now.
So the best advice I can give you as an exorcist if you’re one of the unlucky masses who’ve been borked by the housing market? Join a housing cooperative or a renters’ union or go live in a hippy commune. Anywhere you have that extra protection - ideally with a bit of paper that says you own the house.
And if you’ve got that bit of paper, and you start to have ghost trouble, your first step is to get a legal copy made on silver paper and with salted ink. It gives your magical protections a quick and easy refresh.
It’s true what they say: a good deed is its own re-ward.
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