#I'm cracking up again

[crystallizsch]

"sweet merciful sands"

i blame this fucking meme

it was so hard drawing this without taking a minute to compose myself omg

#so i'm banning myself from drawing ever again #i cant look at this without cracking up #jamil is just like me fr fr #and there's so many other ways to caption this but my brain is mush #twisted wonderland #twst #twst art #jamil viper #twst jamil #in light of the most recent book 7 (jp) update this is also how i feel right now #★'-art

[snek-eyes]

So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.

Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:

Mama, ooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:

Until Aziraphale says:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

He sure did!

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

Of course you are, bud.

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro

History jokes!

Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲

And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)

Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄

#realizing where 'silhouetto of a man' was cracked me up #good omens #good omens 2 #i may or may not be in the process of putting way too much effort into a gifset again but i'm having fun so far. so #the later scene with Maggie and Nina in the shop right before Crowley explodes has BoRhap again but it's just the solo #v watches good omens #Nina good omens #give me coffee or give me death

[wrongspacetime]

BOTTOMS (2023) | dir. Emma Seligman

#bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #rachel sennott #ruby cruz #summer joy campbell #ayo edebiri #bottomsedit #wlwsource #wlwgif #dailylgbtq #bottoms spoilers #mygifs #every time i think i'm done i catch another detail that cracks me up #hazel and pj barely functioning / sylvie teasing them / josie being so done 'what it wrong with you' #only for pj to say she's ready to go for it again sksksksk #so many comedic gems in the background #it's gonna be a cult classic i just know it

[killingyves]

#gghboedit #ggedit #gossip girl #tvedit #monet de haan #gghbosource #teendramaedit #dailywomen #dailytvwomen #savannah smith #gossipgirledit #gossip girl hbo #savannah lee smith #gif #mine #*** #i'm obsessed with her #i've said it once i'll say it again best character of the entire gossip girl franchise & i will die on that hill #also the guy in the background makes me crack tf up

[notachair]

Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:

[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].

Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?

edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍

haunted thoughts in tags ↓

#atla #the way I was early out for this next surge in popularity 🤗 I was in a different phase by 2020 #it's not like it haunts me day and night but it does bother me thinking back on it. please tell me I'm not the only one 🧍‍♂️ #I'll have to reblog the 'closure is a myth' post jk #what kind... of joke is it? leaf pun on leave i get. I'm bushed however I dont get. it implies the punchline sayer is a bush at least I #think. but what prompts the 'i am bushed' I dont get. is it not contextual? is it a phrase ive not connected like 'leaf me alone'? #is there anotger layer between leaf and bush? again what kind of joke (social:joke purpose. what is funny? only pun?) + (in-joke set up)? #is it about the kind of bush it is? is it between two plants? the plant & someone picking on the plant like a teamaker collecting? #is it about a plant that has grown into bush and thus (somethingsomething)?? is it not a plant at all? other elements? iroh *what*. #if the creators actually had a setup in mind- I fear it will be lame. but yet I am haunted #it must have cracked someone up for him to try relay it. (set in term of endearment here) 🧍‍♂️👈 *poking him* #either way. me 🤝 zuko @ being bad at remembering & relaying jokes 😁👍 #at least in that instance anyway #I mainly stick to irony & sarcasm. running along with an mistaken assumption or replying w something silly & blowing it out of proportions. #puns if I'm lucky. ect. fun when I can reference it later tho I try not to overdo it. not like I'll likely remember it for too long anyway #now to lay in wajt see if anything happens.... #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #a:tla #my rambles #its lie and not lay is it not.....

[catastrxblues]

not to be weird on main, but since peeta mellark has successfully made me think of him every time i see a good loaf of bread, i'd need him to get the fuck over here and teach me how to bake and knead the dough so we can eat warm baked goods together on the footsteps of his front door while he talks about the different kinds of bread from each district, his passion for art, his obsession with sunset and everything and everything else. you know, for compensation or whatever.

#i cried about the ending of mockingjay again today so that means another crack thg post !! #<3 #peeta mellark #but seriously i did think of him when i picked up a loaf of wheat bread i'm dead serious lmao #everlark #peeta mellark x reader #the hunger games #thg #catching fire #mockingjay #nadirants

[hulloitsdani]

Well ain't this a tangled web we weave? I did not expect this turn in my high effort shitposting character arc, yet here we are!

But as promised, in celebration for the CYL8 win, here is an Alfonse anatomy study rendered for your viewing pleasure! Just in time for valentines day.

#The notes on this one are gonna be interesting #My aroace ass is not prepared #I'm sorry but I'm also kinda not? #Fun facts I haven't rendered this way before so i was learning on the fly with this one #it was fun but also never ask me to paint ever again #i ended up merging the low opacity sketch layer to what was originally going to be my flat colors #since I sketch in color (blue in this case) I was able to use the different shades and values that created in the rendering #again. fun. but also never ask me to paint ever again (don't worry I'll take a crack at again in less than a month) #feh #fire emblem heroes #feh alfonse #fe alfonse #alfonse

[sysig]

For the last day of requestober, can you please draw something spooky/scary with Negative RGB? With all the cool lighting stuff you've been doing recently, I think it could be very dramatic, and I'd love to see him in your style!

Day 31 -Pl̷̼͙̯̼̟̈́͒̃̓͆e̵̢͔̞̤̯͗as̴̨͆̒̏e dö̸̧̢̝̳́͝ not̸̨̞͔̗͆̔͝ͅ ̶̦̋͒a̵̪͋̉̈́̒djus̶̪͔͎̘͈̍́̂̅̚t yö̶̙̺͎́͘u̷͚̙̿̓͆r sc̸̙͍͒rę̸̰̺̣̿̓͌̔̎en̴̏̈́͊ͅ

#My art #Requestober #The Property of Hate #TPoH #Negative #Flashing gif #I wanted to go out with a bang :) #I had a lot of fun with the textures on this one haha ♪ #I have actually drawn Negative before but I've only posted him once as a vent :0 #He didn't make it over to my taglist 'cause TPoH was the Thing while I was making that sideblog lol - a few things fell through the cracks #Plus I mean vent is just like that sometimes :P #But! He is not vent here! He is just funsies! :D #And those textures were definitely funsies >:3c It was very cool to chip away at them and let them interplay and overlay hehe #I did really want the lighting to be the highlight - no pun intended - since you mentioned it specifically lol #Backlighting again! >:3c I will continue to do it until it stops looking cool! Haha ♪ #The rest is just Negative being spooky all on his lonesome haha he's just like that! #Doing his screen glow was very rewarding ahhh ♥ I've always really loved that hard/soft glow look #I'm still figuring it out but I'm quite pleased with how this one turned out! :D #Also would you like a secret/hint on textures? Hehehe - those static frames? :3c #They're just zoomed-in carpet swatches on the Binary layer type - turn them up and down and rotate to make them unique! #Anyhow hehe ♪ Happy Halloween! :D Happy spooky season! Thank you all for a fun month!! <3 <3

[write-it-motherfuckers]

That feeling when your sister bites you on the butt, because you won't stop being a butt 😔

#mod speaks #bug and bunny #I feel like this could be a reaction image honestly. Cracked me up. #A bit busy today but I'm going to try and get back into writing some prompts for you all tomorrow Darling ones #Thank you again for all the patience and support during this stressful time #babies say Mrrrp by the way.

[givehimthemedicine]

me, hyperfixated, writing analysis: hohoho these are such great discoveries and I've explained them sooo clearly

me, no longer hyperfixated, reading my own analysis wip after not touching it for 2 months:

#what crack was I on when I wrote this #because I physically cannot resume work on this project until I'm Like That again #me @ me: nat I'm simply not reading alla that <3 #this is like seeing what it's like for someone else to read my posts. thank you all for putting up with me #hemingway write drunk edit sober I guess #shitposts

[melverie]

There is no greater joy than accidentally selling my mutuals on my crack theory on Nightbringer's identity because the crack theory works a little too well <3

#everyone had the same reaction so far it's so funny 😭😭 #to all my moots that i have already told about the crack theory: hi i love you <3 #i'll dive more into it in a few days #once the -> #mel's descend into madness #<- series picks up again. but i'm busy with things again so uh #but speaking of it i've been dropping hints of it in there already :) #obey me #obey me nightbringer

[hazellblogs]

Let him continue.

#deadass I can't believe this shit is happening again like ffs astarion #like this is a totally non-tav OC and here I am shipping him with astarion #like they are cute af together #two 200 year olds that don't understand what love is and get up to mischief #anyway fuck it's a crack ship of sorts I guess #i'm sure it could work somehow with Kitt's lore #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #my edit #oc: kitt #kittstarion

[i-like-anything-water]

big brain moment is 'zoe is a better chloe/chloe's replacement' means chlonette canon but writers were too cowardly I rest my case.

#chlonette #chloenette #chloe bourgeois #marinette dupain cheng #zoe lee #this is a joke incase...incase #chlonette crack lmao #but then again #no seriously like zoe was pretty random #neutral on her tho #i might grow to like her #if Chloe was a guy I'm pretty sure there would be tons *coughs* of shippers #anyways live laugh love evil teenage girl who's more irredeemable than a grown up abusive white man apparently uwu

[everysongineverykey]

and for my next trick i present... my Grand Tv People Freakout Extravaganza!!! *falls to the floor weeping violently*

#the owl house #toh raeda #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #i swear to god they're going to kill me. they're going to kill me. falls onfloor #you do everything you can to keep your beloved from finding out your secret thinking they will surely hate you but they end up leaving you #for doing just that #and then thirty years later they lie to you about being brainwashed and pretend not to recognize you #to keep you safe so they say #but you look into their eyes and all you see is that younger you staring back at you!!! #the one who loved them so much she forced the feathers and claws back down into her skin to keep them with her and didn't even succeed! #and you think: i thought we were past this. i thought you said i should have known better. #but when it comes down to it you both just want to keep the other safe more than anything. because maybe you still love each other #underneath the years of loneliness and bitterness. and maybe the thought of looking them in the eyes #and just saying 'i'm sorry. i was wrong. i miss you. i love you. can we try again?' #is too frightening for that prideful earnest loving yet cowardly and broken girl inside you. #and the thought of admitting you have made them change their mind is too painful for your beloved #who has resigned themself to always standing there and watching as you go and destroy yourself while cracking a joke. #anyway. heehoo funny owl show

[moongothic]

On the train of your last ask, what are your thoughts on dragons sexuality?

Personally I think he’s Demi something (more attracted to personality than looks or gender)

Honestly because we don't know that much about the guy it's kind of hard for me to form an opinion, and if Crocodad Real then we're going to find out his orientation eventually (since we gotta find out if that was a contributing factor to the Dragodile Divorce (assuming they're divorced)) so I'm kind of okay with not forming any headcanons, since the headcanon could get thrown out the window

If anything, what interests me is how Dragon's orientation could impact the story-- like when I've discussed the Dragodile Divorce I have mainly focused on speculating how Crocodile would've felt about it, but how Dragon felt about that is interesting too

Because if he's straight then yeah that probably contributed to The Divorce, but how did Dragon feel about it? Learning that the love of his life is now happier than ever before after transitioning and being happy for him, while also losing the version of Crocodile that he fallen in love to begin with? No longer feeling thet draw to him because of the thing that has brought him so much joy and comfort? Knowing that even if they did take down the WG the family Dragon had hoped to have would never come to be, because their relationship would now end? And that it would be on some level his fault, because he's not attracted to Crocodile anymore?

Like even if Dragon took things well and the divorce happened "on good terms", it would've been sad for Dragon too.

But then there's a slightly juicier option, because what if Dragon was bi, but the Divorce happened under unpleasant circumstances (be it Dragon lashing out or things getting violent because he couldn't recognize Crocodile) and he didn't figure it out until it was too late?

Because you'd still have Dragon going through some if not all of those previously mentioned feelings, of having to come to terms with the version of his significant other whom he had fallen in love with no longer existed, the family had pictured in his mind would never become a thing, that those things were be kind of his fault and that he had hurt Crocodile deeply in the process. But then he'd be looking at some news article of Crocodile's most recent heroic stunt, seeing his handsome face with that usual, unbothered expression, and realizing he still loved him? That he still wanted to be with him, wished they were together, even now that Crocodile was a far more handsome man than he was? And then the realization that he's bi hitting him like a fucking truck But it's too late. The divorce already happened. He already hurt Crocodile too deeply. Knowing Croc, he had probably already moved on. There was no fixing it, the relationship was over. At least for now, trying to go see Croc could be dangerous due to the WG and not wanting to risk the WG finding out about them and The Kid and Croc would probably be furious if Dragon even risked that at this point, after what he had done. Oh, and then Crocodile killed thousands of innocent people attempting to usurp a country by manufacturing a civil war. Something Dragon can't forgive. (Not to mention, hearing he had been taken down by their own son... Oof)

But what if despite all that, and not knowing the full circumstances behind what had happened (like the fact that Crocodile didn't know who the hell Luffy was), Dragon still loved Crocodile? What then?

#Moon posting #Asks #Dragodile #OP Meta #Answering an unusual amount of asks today because 1) Compensating for being AFK for a while and #2) The Tumblr News are deeply fucking upsetting and I need something to lighten my mood desperately ngl #So clearing my ask box it is wheeeee #Sorry this is a little incoherent lmao #Something about Dragon looking at Crocodile and being like ''why the fuck are you more handsome than me'' cracks me up okay #When your transgender husband gives you gender envy #I just love the story telling potential bi Dragon would give us because like. Yeah if they're straight then the relationship is joever #But if he was bi then there's that theoretical possibility they could maybe reconcile and get back together #And the fucking drama? The possibilities? I'm so here for that man give it to me #Luffy and/or Ivankov telling Dragon to get over himself and admit that he still loves Crocodile and wants to be with him? Gimme #Dragon taking a deadly blow to protect Crocodile because he doesn't want to lose him again? It's a trope for a reason #OR Dragon craddling a dying Crocodile begging him not to die because he still loves him? Oh yes #Crocodile trying to sneak away while everyone celebrates the destruction of the World Government #And Dragon showing up like ''I don't wanna lose you again pls don't go ;_;'' #And Croc telling him to either piss off OR to hurry up and get on the ship so they can leave before Luffy finds out #I am. Obsessed. Dragodile Retirement Romance let's fucking go #THE POSSIBILITIES MAN. Like I don't wanna get my hopes up because I doubt we'll get Canon Gay Dragodile BUT IT COULD BE SO GOOD

[kahootqueen69]

the thought of s5 premiere got me stressdrawing + been thinking about @ghosts-of-love's vampire!Cap again <3

#bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #the captain #julian fawcett #alison cooper #the captain bbc ghosts #julian fawcett bbc ghosts #alison cooper bbc ghosts #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #stuff i draw #about 1.5h until the first ep and i am!! bricking it!! #i can't stand the thought of ghosts ending after this season but i'm looking forward to all the new episodes #god i can't wait. how is this already happening??? #also that pic of charlotte and simon both in julian costume is cracking me tf up again #cw: blood