#I'm from england :)

[estherofpersia]

thinkin of goin country

#i'm from england

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[walnutmistjamie]

fave Ted Lasso moments 14/? : Hello Uncle Roy!

#this is my favourite scene from the show #he is so happy to be there and so proud in his England kit #i'm obsessed #everything is perfect #his face his smile their friendship #I can't believe this scene exists #roy's sister is perfect #so is Phoebe obviously #jamie tartt #phil dunster #roy kent #roy x jamie #brett goldstein #*mine: gifs #*ftlm #ted lasso

[tea-tuesday]

travel tales: london, uk

#omg i finally got all my old photos and videos recovered from the past 7 years so i'm going to start uploading older stuff #this was from my work trip to london a few years ago when i just graduated from college.. #mine #studyblr #tea-tuesday #study inspiration #studyspo #lawblr #study #studying #study motivation #cafe #bar #journal #london #england #cozy academia #cozy #travel tales

[rice-ballin]

i am so done with this "uwu gay soft boy" thing ppl have pinned on england he is an INCEL who smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day and thinks morrissey is "literally him" get it right

#hetalia #aph england #i'm out here with the controversial opinions lolzies #and france is that kind of hot person who fucks him from time to time

[cuubism]

saw a post the other day, can't remember if it was tumblr or reddit, but it was like 'picky eaters are always characterized as only eating fries and chicken nuggets. what about us picky eaters who only like things like sushi and tiramisu, we exist'

anyway that's human dream

#'hob did you get the--' 'the yogurt brand that's inexplicably 15 times more expensive than any other? yeah i did' #'yes i made your omelette with the 30$/pound truffle cheese. i'm aware you won't eat it with any other' #he likes high quality ingredients and does not like things that feel 'heavy' or have a lot of grease or lots of simple carbs #probably doesn't eat much meat either. these are my headcanons #hob's grocery cart is all organic fruit imported dark chocolate and That One Sorbet that's 10$ a pint #'here's your locally grown organic lychees My Liege' #don't ask how hob obtained such a thing in england XD #he had to learn how to make thai food at home bc keeping dream in stir fried basil (from That One Five Star Authentic (tm) Restaurant that' #40$ a plate) was getting expensive #it does help that dream is more willing to expand his horizons if it's something hob made #dreamling #dreamling headcanons

[mywingsareonwheels]

Ooh, my partner and I had an interesting miscommunication earlier with someone we've just met! She hadn't come across the word "fortnight" (to mean "two weeks") before and it took a while to untangle things. She's as much a native speaker of English as we are, but from a different country to us. We're both so used to fortnight that's we'd forgotten it's possibly a bit of a British-specific dialect word. So! Poll time. :-)

If you wish, reblog and tag with where you're from and if you're a native speaker of English. :-)

#polls #english language #i use it loads and i'm from england #now living in scotland

[diatomaceous-worth]

I'll keep a leftover light burning / So you can keep looking up

#fruk #hws england #hetalia #diat draws #lyrics from star by mitski #I'm obsessed with that song

[cherrybudgie]

Shhh! 🤫

Little chicks are trying to sleep!

#pets #petblr #birds #birdlr #birblr #budgie #parakeet #budgerigar #Clutch N. 2 #Yeees they are basically the N babies too because Lilo and Bali decided to have a round 2 🥰 #So I'm going to band them in the same color once the rings arrive #It's going to take a while because they ship from England and I happen to live in Finland so yeah.. waiting... #I'll see how many N babies are going to stay home and I will sell the rest

[theguiltinessisyours]

me (being neither British nor American) starting Malevolent:

Okay so he's British. Are they in England? Why does everyone sound weird? Are they in America? No wait that wouldn't make any sense whatsoever? Ooooh Arkham is fictional - so are they in America? Why is there a Scottish accent are they in the UK? No they aren't he just bought a gun?? How are you taxiing everywhere ooooh it's the 1930s that explains the lack of cellphones WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE DICE ROLLING SOUNDS does Arthur actually talk out loud when he speaks to John that doesn't seem right he hears him in his head right? no wait he does talk out loud because he's stammering man why don't you get yourself some sunglasses and a stick to appear blind does having control over your hand/foot mean you can actually move it or not because you have to use your muscles in the shoulder to move the entire arm-

#yeah boys I'm really lost on the mechanics here 🤠 #10 eps in and I have so many questions #the England/America thing bugs me out so much because I try to visualize the scenes as much as possible #it's a shift #malevolent #but I'm enjoying it very much!! #and the vibe changes entirely depending on the location #to be fair if I understand correctly then he does talk out loud? #because he needs to shut up in dangerous situations and it's then solely John talking #I guess it's just the whiplash of coming from tma #where the mayority of the episodes is written out very detailed #whereas this is very atmospheric and relies on your attention to auditory clues #malevolent podcast #arthur lester

[ladyloveandjustice]

Feel free to talk about the one you like if it's something else, I'm now steeled for that. Check knowyourmeme if you're in the dark about one.

#only doing this one for one day I've learned my lesson #i'm choosing dracula daily #memes #tumblr #polls #tumblr memes #color theory #live slug reaction #dracula daily #goncharov #destiel #tumblr sexymen rematch #tumblr crabs #blorbo from my shows #there is no queen of england

[vimbry]

it's sad how many reviews and stuff around tmbg seem to centre linnell as the sole dark and creepy writer of the band, never really crediting flansburgh too. do "hide away folk family," "dirt bike," "rabid child," "black ops," "cloisonné" mean nothing to them, smh.

#tmbg #this rigid dichotomy they tend to get forced into even tho linnell has written some happier songs and flansburgh plenty horrific ones #I'll be honest tho. I fully went into tmbw-interp-tab conspiracy when I first heard ''sleeping in the flowers'' lmao #I thought that song was about somebody getting murdered #the title seemed like a euphemism to me #it's actually. according to flansburgh. just about getting high in central park #and it's inspired by itchycoo park by the small faces which I knew and loved before and it's GREAT go listen to that. it's '60s psychedelia #so the lyrics are prob fantasising about spending time with the crush and essentially playfully talking sweet nothings together #bc they're stoned and in love #but honestly I thought ''you proclaim that you're an island. I proclaim that I'm one too'' #''I declare that I am england. you declare that I have drowned'' #sounded to me like someone trying to get away and be alone but the other person not getting the hint #esp bc the narrator introduces themself as not wanting to be ''known as the creep'' #the part about getting a ride home with a drunk guy ''who showed me how to spin my head round and round'' #sounded like the driver helping them get their story straight/take their mind off it #and the narrator feels they came across as ungrateful about their advice in their shocked state #plus the way the instrumental between the verses and chorus changes from fuzzy and gritty to lighthearted brass #like it's catching you off-guard #but it's not about any of that it's about being high #anyway none of that is an example of a genuinely creepy flansburgh song but

[hariible]

scoffs and huffs

#hetalia #aph england #hariiart #I'm in love with his stupid teeth <333 #rat boy my beloved #my ideal Arthur's teeth look like the donkey transition scene from Pinocchio

[meebles]

Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

Tagged by @frostbitebakery @hawthornsword and @elismor thank you!! Since it's been so long I'm no-pressure tagging you all back <3

As usual I'm posting more than one line because it's fun :D this is an excerpt from my New England Fisherman!Cody x Merman!Obi-Wan WIP that I'm working on for @codywanfirstkissbingo

CW for drowning/near-death experience (he's fine though I promise)

Cody always knew this could be his end, but he really didn’t think it would be today— no one ever does, he supposes. He gives one last, fitful effort to swim back up towards the seeping light of the waterline, but he already knows it’s useless. His limbs are too heavy and weak, his lungs too full of salty, bitter water. The panic, the shock, has somehow abated him as he waits for his end. It’s likely why he doesn’t react when a face— a man— suddenly appears in front of him. A final delusion, perhaps, from his oxygen-deprived brain. Even through his increasingly blurry vision, Cody knows he doesn’t recognize this face, but does know he’s beautiful— glowing blue eyes that border on inhuman, auburn hair that floats around his face in a halo. He’d rather a manifestation of one of his brothers, perhaps, but it’s a nice final vision for his addled mind to conjure, as far as these things go. “Forgive me,” the man says, and Cody is only able to vaguely wonder how a voice can sound so clear this deep underwater, when the man is— kissing him. Cody’s eyes widen, gasping into the other man’s mouth, unable to process how he’s gasping at all, breathing sweet relief between this beautiful man’s lips— Such soft lips is his last, absurd thought before darkness finally takes him.

No pressure tagging: @merlyn-bane @insertmeaningfulusername @lttrsfrmlnrrgby @happybean17 @loverboy-havocboy @violentcheese @dontbelasagnax @ferretrade @petrifiedforests @trudemaethien and anyone else who wants to!

#star wars #the clone wars #codywan #cwfkb2023 #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #tcw #meebles writes #i'm specifying new england fisherman because it's important to me and i love projecting onto my blorbos #he’s still from new zealand ofc they just live in new england in this AU #fisherman/merman au

[puppypeter]

late season 3 roy buying jamie a winnie the pooh teddy just because it made him think of him and mumbling under his breath while shoving it against jamie's chest and leaving and jamie being all ☺☺☺ "you got me a winnie the pooh?" 🥺🥺🥺👉👈 (when they're exactly in that awkward before dating phase)

#he got it from Pooh Corner when he took Phoebe #Phoebe just thinks Jamie likes WTP not that he sleeps in just a tshirt lol #OR #jamie gifts roy a Pooh teddy “so you don't miss me when I'm away playing for England” 😅 #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #jamieroy #royjamie prompt

[enbysiriusblack]

sirius canonically calling james 'mate' is actually proof james is northern and corrupted sirius' southern sensibilities.

#ik people from south england call ppl mate (i'm from the south and call ppl mate) #but. sirius was a posh sheltered kid. and james is so northern idc. #also ik southern sensibilities refers to south u.s.a! i'm just mucking about #marauders era #marauders #sirius black #james potter