#I'm gonna have to diss one of your outfits

[hazbin-a-helluvamagines]

Hello ! I have a request for you so I hope you can do it ! 🩷 (no rush obviously, take your time ☺️💓)

I wanted to request for Verosika mayday and (she's my favorite gal) with a cute idol reader (they're in a relationship)

example for idol reader: (basically They're cute as hell)

Can be any gender you want

Verosika Mayday With A Cute Idol S/O

Now, I'll start this off with the obvious: before you start dating, she sees you as competition. I mean, how dare you come onto her turf and steal her fans?!

However, it doesn't take long for her to meet you with intent of threatening you away, only for her to begin swooning over you soon after.

You're just?? So sweet??? Like??

She's enamored with you, but she thinks it's suspicious. Soon after, though, she learns that it's not an act, that you really ARE that sweet and that cute.

It isn't long until you two start dating, and she makes it VERY clear to her posse that you're off-limits because you're HER sweet little S/O.

She'll also actually refrain from fucking people, either on earth or in hell, as long as she has you. She adores you beyond belief, viewing you as just too sweet to do that to.

Now, she's got that pop star money. So anytime she sees anything that even SLIGHTLY reminds her of you, congratulations, you've got twelve.

You two would bond over music, definitely. No matter what kind of music you sing (I assume pop based on the term 'idol'), and she'll even suggest karaoke dates for the both of you.

Plus, she'll integrate herself into your professional life, too, with collabs! Interchanging, switching vocals, with one of you singing your part of the main chorus and the other doing the backing vocals, and vice versa.

Another thing: she'll have you help with writing songs and everything! It's nice dating another musician, because you both know how to support each other endlessly.

If you're a succubus and you're interested in seducing humans together, perfect, she'll do that with you! But if not, that's okay, she only needs you.

Because you're so sweet and cute, though, it'd be a long time before she opened up about her psst relationship with Blitzø and how he broke her heart.

That said, she'll write a diss track about him with lines along the lines of "fuck you, got my new boo". She's petty, even if you aren't, and unless you say you're uncomfortable, she isn't gonna stop putting you in her pettiness anytime soon.

She'll help you with outfit coordination and ask for the same in turn, figuring that if you're both coordinated, it's a sly way to show everyone that you're hers.

PDA is a must, but it'll be lower than if you weren't an idol, because she doesn't want to risk you being made upset if it's in the tabloids. Anything that can be construed as 'friendly', she'll do in public. The kissing and stuff is saved for later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That said, if anyone ever flirts with you in public, she has no shame in making out with you or grabbing your ass right there in public, just to show that person that you're hers and only hers.

And likewise, if anyone ever flirts with her, she'll grab your hand and offer a cruel smirk while she turns them down.

"Yeeeeeah, no. I already have a fucking amazing S/O, who's most definitely better in bed than a lame fuckstain like you ever would be."

She'll try harder to get through rehab entirely for you. She wants to see that sweet, adorable smile on your face when she tells you that she's done with the Beelzejuice...

Basically, contrary to what you'd think, your sweetness an innocence inspires her to be better.

Although...

There's always a small part of her that wants to corrupt you more than anything else.

"Aww, S/O, you look almost good enough to eat~."

"Are you saying I'm sweet? :D"

"...Yeah."

She would never do that of course, but the thought is kind of just... there. But she loves you too much to ever try to do that to you.

All in all, Verosika is a good girlfriend to you, and both your professional and personal lives are filled with love and laughter together.

And she'll be damned if she lets anyone keep you apart...

Ever.

#verosika mayday #verosika x reader #helluva boss verosika #verosika helluva boss #helluva verosika #helluva boss #helluvaboss #blitzo #helluva boss x reader #notsfw implications

[hoodharlow]

We Created This

AN: in my head Miriam has the vocal range to sing like Billie so in the El Novio universe Miriam sang "What Was I Made For" for the Barbie soundtrack <3 (also fun fact I actually had the Palm Beach Teresa Barbie but I gave her bangs bc she had that big ass forehead lol) Luke pic from @kindahoping4forever. Enjoy <3 💗💖💕💓🐙🌺🌷🌸💌💞💓💗💟💕🧁🍨🎀🧸🛍🩰

Requested? No

Warnings: fans tryna be messy lol

Word Count: n/a

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@'mdm: tell me why I'm wearing the same outfit as one of my old Barbies that I used to play with at my grandparents' house

@'josephdominguez: you even have the same forehead

-> @'katdominguez: I was just gonna comment this LMAO

-> @'mdm: I hate y'all

@'jackharlow: 😩

@'barbiethemovie: it was what you were made for

@'miriamfan: y'all what if Miriam is the surprise singer for the Barbie soundtrack 👀 she was at the LA premiere and she's been posting a lot of Barbie stuff

-> @'mothermiriam: I see the vision. She has the vocal range for a ballad like her song for Placebo Junkies or the songs she sang for In the Heights.

@'barbie: this Barbie is a superstar

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@'mdm: cant believe I'm saying this but im part of the @'barbiethemovie soundtrack!!! My song is officially out now along with the music video 🥺🥺🥺 ty to @'lukehemmings and @'claybornharlow for working on this with me 🐙🌺🌷🌸💌💞💓💗💟💕🧁🍨🎀🧸🛍🩰

@'lizzo: welcome to the Barbie soundtrack family

@'giahunter: y'all (24÷12)+6

@'saintclauds: you will pay for your crimes 😭😭😭 had my ass crying in a random theater in Argentina

@'katdominguez: my baby sister did THAT

@'alinahunter: the most important song in the soundtrack, imho

@'hardcarebarbiegirlie: wtf is this shit? This is BARBIE why did you make a sad song

@'miriamstan: okay I heard the lyircs and 🤔🤔🤔 is she dissing Jack? Are they broken up because the lyrics hint at a breakup? He didn't even comment on it

-> @'miriamshipper: maybe watch the movie before you make your inaccurate conclusions? The movie gives you the context lol

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@'jackharlow: I don't know how to feel but someday I might

@'medegutierrez: 🦦

@'urbanwyatt: *bites lip*

@'claybornharlow: 🙄

-> @'miriamhater: Blame on Me hits different knowing you produced a diss track for his ex 🖕🏻

-> @'mdmxjh: the caption is a line from Miriam's song you fucking headass

@'jackfan: Ariana Grande leave SpongeBob and get at Jack

@'mdm: 👀

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@'mdm: the making of What Was I Made For with @'lukehemmings and @'claybornharlow 💗💖💕💓💗💖💕💓💗💖💕💓

@'lukehemmings: it was a privilege to work with you

@'claybornharlow: thank you for trusting me with this, sis

@'jackharlow: ❣

@'giahunter: lmao the aubrey video

@'calumhood: y'all had Claudia sobbing snot

-> @'saintclauds: why do you always to expose me 😭

@'mackaremyparents: see Jack was there so obviously he knew what the song was about

@'miriamhater: I want better for Jack. Miriam is using him to get at his brother. It starts off as help to produce a song next thing they know they're reproducing babies.

-> @'mackfan: babes, he commented "sis" please bffr

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@'jackharlowsource: Jack via Instagram Stories

@'jackstan: I just know he took Miriam to see Barbie

@'mackshipper: the antis are foaming in thr mouth 🤭

@'antimack: their trying to save face but y'all don't see it because your so far up they're asses

-> @'mackaremyparents: tbh I couldn't process anything with all your incorrect use of your/you're and there/their/they're lmao

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Taglist: @heavyhitterheaux @cherry4everrr ​ @carma-fanficaddict ​ @youngharleezy @youngharleezyxo ​ @babyharleezy ​ @that-90s-girllll ​ @alinaharlow @harlowcomehome @nattinatalia @webinurcloset @gassyandsassy1 @jackharloww @awhore4moree @noescapricho-essentimiento @neon-lights-and-glitter @purecinnamonextract @whywontyoulovemecami @camificrecs

#jack and miriam #jack harlow #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow instagram au #jack harlow insta au #jack harlow social media au #jack harlow smau

[punsmaster69]

22/JAN/20XX

i laid in bed and stared at the ceiling for far more of the day than i meant to.

which...

i'm realizing i don't actually remember getting myself to bed, but i woke up there anyway.

papyrus seemed slightly worried that i got up so late, but i assured him i was just doing nothing. no injury-associated coma-like sleeping, i promise.

that's not a great descriptor if you don't know what i'm talking about but i'm not writing this for anyone, so who cares?

"not much" is exactly what i plan to do today, so i have to find something else to describe.

ah.

i don't think i wrote down the conversation i had with frisk on the phone last night, did i? that can be my writing for the day.

—

"What"

"what"

"You wore something."

"im always wearing something"

"Something DIFFERNT."

"nah"

"I HERD Mom talking. about it one the PHONE."

"slow down, kiddo"

"you're missin whole letters"

"You do notE ven punctualize."

"ok fair"

"Show me the Wearing."

"what"

"WHAR DIDYUO WERSD"

"try that one again."

"WHAE"

"WHAT"

"DID"

"YOU"

"WEAR"

"???????"

"clothes"

"Dude you never wear anything different."

"sometimes i wear nothing"

"thats different"

"Show me what you wore TODAY."

"nah"

"plEASE"

"nope"

"PLEASE"

"I want to see you in the something that's not the jackets and shorts for once."

"hey, don't diss my jacket and shorts. they're iconic"

"Please can. I see the outfit"

"no"

they then tried to video call me, as if i was still going to be wearing the outfit at two am.

knew it would annoy them, so i kept my camera covered anyway.

"Saaaaans."

"friiiisk."

"Please."

"nope."

"WHY NOT??"

"if i'm gonna keep hanging around your mom like this, you're sure to see it at least once."

"Aww. I want to see it noooow."

"that's too much work to go put it back on right now."

frisk got close to the camera, cheeks puffed up like an angry pufferfish.

"Stop being lazy pleaseee I want to seeee."

"nope."

"isn't it past your bedtime? you've got school in the morning."

"I don't even go to public school anymore, you KNOW that."

"need i call your teacher?"

as if said teacher could hear us (she probably could) frisk suddenly snapped their attention behind them and immediately hung up.

dork.

#undertale #journal #sans #sans and frisk #frisk and sans #frisk #toriel #soriel #papyrus

[ellienettie]

Maotif and Scarlet luck part 5

Marinette: *glaring at the discowing outfit*

Adrien: *staring in disgust*

Dick: ...Is something wrong with it?

Adrien: Everything.

Dick: ...what?

Adrien: Everything is wrong with that.

Marinette: I should burn you in that outfit.

Adrien: *hissing* How dare you subject our eyes to such a disgrace!

Damian: I disliked you both at first, now I need both of you in this family. You're my only saving grace in this mad house

Duke: *offended noises*

_____________________

Dick: *after being lectured on fashion for the past 3 hours* This is my 13th reason why

Marinette: *hissing* Your 13th reason should've been being seen in such a disastrous outfit!

____________________

Dick: I honestly have absolutely zero regrets in my life

Marinette, Adrien and Damian: *thinking about the discowing outfit* you should.

____________________

Dick: I mean, I'm glad they're all getting along but...

Adrien: *beating up a picture of Hawkmoth on a punching bag

Marinette: *beating up a picture of Gabriel on a punching bag

Damian: *sparring with Jason and Tim*

Dick: ...Can't they get along less violently?

#I honest to god couldn't find anywhere to put damian #but then I remembered how he told dick the only thing missing from his outfit was some lace and a sunhat #so then I just went #ah. Sorry dick. #I'm gonna have to diss one of your outfits #so then I searched up the discowing outfit #because that's one of the most complained about suits I saw #and I am appalled #like sir #you're in gotham #But you look like a manager from hollywood #or one of those people selling apartments that aren't that good #Dick please you need to blend in #mlb #mlb x dc #ml x dc #dc x mlb #ml x batfam #maribat #scarlet luck and maotif #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #richard grayson #tim drake wayne #I love you dick but with those bright colors you'll end up shot

[nightswithkookmin]

JM: Toxic Masculinity

Here you go @sizzlingpatrolfox

This is him addressing his earlier phase of hyper masculinity and the changes we saw in his appearance as he was transitioning from the super cut muscled look he had earlier.

I think he was answering a question on how he had changed then as compared to his early years in BTS.

Toxic masculinity is when men feel they have to adhere to certain social and traditional constructs of masculinity. When they feel they have to look a certain way, speak a certain way or even act a certain way to be a man.

When people say men should look a certain way, act a certain way but when you don't look or act in those limited and restricted ways they see you as not a real man.

People say men shouldn't cry or show emotions, they tease a man who cries often, or dresses in a certain way, or can't lift weights or do all these other things that is deemed typical of men- these things perpetuate toxic constructs of masculinity.

Men shouldn't wear skirts or certain outfits and jewelry. Men shouldn't show emotional vulnerability. Men should instead be tough, hold their liquor, be buff, have muscles and hang from cliffs, bring women to their knees and make them tame and subordinate etc. All these are very limited notions of masculinity and very harmful to men's mental health as well as women.

At the heart of toxic masculinity is that hatred of femininity or misogyny. They just hate anything faminine because to them femininity is synonymous with weakness and being less. And although a man may not show that hatred outwardly towards women, they may internalize it and as such tend to hate the femininity in themselves due to their environment and how people around them treat those perceived to have feminine traits- be it men or women or other.

So some men with thin soft voices would often think of themselves as not man enough and would often drop their voices octaves lower around others to project their masculinity. You see this a lot among gay and queer relationships- especially among gay men who see themselves as effeminate.

Here is an example from a gay man who dated one such effeminate gay man.

From a personal experience, I have had Male straight friends complain they feel gay just because their voices haven't dropped even though they are well into mid twenties and one person has really large breasts they are insecure about because they feel it makes them look like girls- and I always ask them, what's wrong with looking like a girl?

May be this is your gender. You don't have to look like others's definition of Male or female or androgynous or whatever label is out there.

And in the entertainment industry there is an inclination to erase and give androgynous people digital gender corrective surgeries- photoshop, make up and what have you so they can make their models conform to these limited views of gender. It's similar to how some magazines white wash BTS to make them look more white than Asian.

And then we scratch our heads when BTS themselves whitewash their own photos with filters and shit. There is nothing wrong with looking Asian or having a tan.

Jimin debuting as a hiphop artist- please tell me how you see he had internalized this whole shit. He was a contemporary dancer thrust in a hiphop world that marginalizes softness and flexibility and androgynousity. Surely you must know even if he didn't say so himself that that could have had an impact on him.

The misogyny and toxic masculinity in hiphop is no joke. Like you just have to be honest about the things you see with your eyes. Some things may not sound logical or rational or anything but it's your truth.

I don't care if I sound irrational sometimes or say things that have some of y'all clutching your pearls. I just speak my truth.

Hiphop is rife with misogyny and toxic masculinity. Please pay attention to the things gay men in that industry say. Jimin was trying to project a certain image of his masculinity. He was trying so hard to look a certain way in those periods and everyone with eyes could see that.

And ironically, this is the same rhetoric people spewed whenever anyone brought up the topic until Jimin addressed it himself- probably as a result of the conversations being had in regards to the change in his looks.

Y'all go listen to the diss tracks other hiphop idols made about BTS. The gay slurs just because they rapped and had dark eyeliners. It's a tough industry and I think, I think their transition into Idolhood helped water things down.

Jimin trying project his masculinity to appear as a "strong man" will never not make me uncomfortable after this video. Call it PTSD from the tears I shed and still shed each time I watch these moments of him addressing his past hyper masculine self.

Yall saying I shouldn't worry... I hear you. I'm gonna worry anyway especially each time these companies they work with pull some stupid shit like this and I'm gonna run in here and rant if I want to🤺

Let me worry in peace👁👄👁

Signed,

GOLDY

[mytastessuck]

Gorillaz: Song Machine, Season 1: "Strange Timez"

2The final frontier...until the next frontier as indicated by the album's title. A lot of guests showed up to help out Gorillaz on this album, ranging from indie acts to freaking legends. You thought Humanz was overpacked? You don't know the shit that Kong Studios was filled with when the Spacemonkeyz left. A good amount of my playlist is filled with songs from this album so let's just shut up and get on with it so I can gush about an awesome album.

1. Strange Timez

Heh, they start the album off with the titular track. That's pretty coo---HOLY SHIT, IS THAT ROBERT SMITH?! When you got the fucking frontman of The Cure singing with you about what an utter shitshow of a year it was a while ago, you know that Gorillaz has thrown away any semblance of fucking around. Everyone sounds like they're on the verge of panicking and I'm all for it. What a KO punch out the gate.

2020/10

2. The Valley of the Pagans

Beck decides to team up with Gorillaz, making it his third most important collaboration since his team-ups with The Lonely Island and Bender. This track is something that needs to be shouted out loud with the windows rolled down on a road trip and that's mostly due to the energy Damon brings to the track. Beck does a servicable job but something is missing that would put this on the level of Ultimate Beck Songs. Still, awesome track.

9/10

3. The Lost Chord

This track makes me feel things. Things that I've got no right feeling. Both Damon and Leee manages to make this one of the most depressing tracks on the album even without the context of the album. Some days all you can do go harder, go harder.

11/10

4. Pac-Man

Okay, gonna say something that even I don't like saying. This song is great...until Schoolboy Q starts rapping. I dunno what it is about the rap that turns me off. It just feels loose, all over the place and building up to something that has no payoff. It's a shame the song relies on that part so strongly. Noodle had an interesting outfit in the video though.

7/10

5. Chalk Tablet Towers

Another club anthem from Gorillaz! Nowhere near as good as "Strobelite" but definitely much more relatable (I wanna go home indeed.) St. Vincent is a great back-up on this track that's good enough to dance to, do drugs to or stare at your drink as you wonder if this is the state you're going to spend the rest of your life in...to.

8/10

6. The Pink Phantom

Pretty good tone to this song. Somber, nice crooning from Damon, 6lack's part is a bit superfluous but it doesn't detract from the rest of the son---HOLY SHIT, IS THAT ELTON JOHN?! AND IS HE THE BEST PART OF THE SONG?! I can't believe the blind old bastard still had it in you. To this day, I find myself singing "I tried to say I love you/But you wouldn't listen." to myself out of nowhere. This song elevates this album to a classier stand than anything Murdoc touched has any right being.

3000/10

7. Aries

Really nice chill-out song. Good instrumentation from Peter Hook and Georgia. I'm really underselling it but it is impossible to be in a bad mood when this song comes on. Kind makes you want to go out and, you know, actually do shit. (With a mask on though.)

413/10

8. Friday 13th

Finally some good rap. Geez, that was mean. Well, if it makes you feel any better, this song becomes a bummer if you know the context behind it. Octavian manages to fuel the nihilistic vibe behind the song that makes you wish for beautiful days to take your mind off...well, life. Bonus point for James Baldwin quote.

11/10

9. Dead Butterflies

Yes! More songs to make me feel stuff! Kano and Roxani overshadow Damon as they sing about how nothing matters but...nah, that's it. Nothing matters. We're dead bugs. We got nothing left. Let's just speak Spanish or something.

10/10

10. Desole

Man, Fatoumata Diawara is such a good singer, she can make a man tolerate the French. Second single from the album and they show that are willing to go back to songs in different languages and I am all for it. Fuck yes. Sorry for swearing. Putain Ouais.

714/10

11. Momentary Bliss

First single off the album and it is special, so fucking special. Slowthai grabs your attention by the throat with his heavy rhymes and holds you long enough for Slaves to slam themselves down on you with the increasingly-punk-by-the-second climax they crash in on. Damon can barely keep up as he makes sure that enough hype is gathered for this album through one of its best tracks.

1000/10

12. Opium

I only heard this song when I listened to the album for the first time and I immediately put it on my playlist afterwards. EarthGang kicks so much fucking ass on this track that Eddie Murphy experiences sympathy pains every time he hears the word "Georgia". These guys need more cred and they are half of the reason why you should shell out for the deluxe edition.

365/10

13. Simplicity

The title is accurate. The song is simple. Pretty calming though. And nothing offensively wrong with it. I dunno, it must feel like a let down after Opium's haze of awesomeness.

8/10

14. Severed Head

Goldlink and UMO are the bravest fuckers on the planet to bring attention to the serious problem of decapitation. With nice keys backing up their sermon, maybe people will take having all of their major organ functions operable more seriously now. I know I will.

10/10

15. With Love To An Ex

As an African-American who experiences misfortune in love myself, something about this song speaks to me. Ex-niggas may not be texting me...might actually need ex-niggas for that...but shit, your past following you does speak to me in the worst way possible. Man, fuck people.

11/10

16. MLS

Hey, it's these guys again! I'm not going to tell you where I know them from. That's for further down the road. Still, glad to know these two are able to create something beautiful that can be mistakenly picked up by a parent who mistakes it for something from the Craig of the Creek soundtrack.

9/10

17. How Far?

We lost a treasure of a percussionist when Tony Allen died. This track is proof he was one of the best in the business. Skepta doesn't let any slack fall down on his side either. Dissing the listeners while Tony backs him up with one of the best beats I've ever heard. RIP sir.

800/10

Album Score: 494/10

And that concludes the Gorillaz retrospective. Next week, we start on my second favorite band, Ween:

We will covering all their studio albums, starting with the punk masterpiece, GodWeenSatan: The Oneness. That'll take me a couple of days to write up. See you then.

#gorillaz #song machine season one #strange timez #review #music #EarthGang #ween