#I'm having fun

[sleepingdead96]

Prepared for Anything Part Two

Gotham was a terrible place to live.

It was great.

People weren’t overly friendly or familiar with people they didn’t know, meaning they paid Danny no mind. No one mentioned he had fangs. No one commented on his slightly pointed ears. And no one questioned his strange ability to ward off muggers and would be criminals without even having to speak to them. His ghost aura came in handy sometimes.

It also mean that rent was dirt cheap. Especially in Crime Alley where Danny had taken up residence. It was made even cheaper by the fact that Danny didn't need heating with his ghostly physiology. It cut a lot down on bills. Not that it really mattered much. As Ghost King, he had an abundance of funds that he wasn’t sure he could dry it up within fifty lifetimes, let alone his one. However immortal it was.

The downside was the old wiring. Leaving him here. Eating Mac and cheese out of the pot he’d been cooking up as he watched the fire flicker and smoke plume out the windows.

Now, Danny hadn’t been planning to flee his apartment, it’s not like he woulda been in any danger, but his neighbour, some guy named Jason, had gone door to door, ensuring everyone was following the fire drills that children learned in elementary school which were ultimately incredibly flawed. Who really believed that an entire school of children would stay calm and collected during an actual fire?

Jason was nowhere to be seen now, though. Danny wondered if he was okay, but that guy currently helping a family out onto a fire escape, Red Bird. . .Red Helmet or something, would probably make sure he was. He was apparently a crime lord, but a good one?. . . .

. . .

Gotham was weird.

Just as the red guy and the family reached the ground, a scream for help called from the second top floor. They sounded young. Danny looked up to see a little girl at a window and flames raging too close for her to go anywhere.

Well. . . that was concerning. Who had left such a young kid unattended? 

Red Dude was dashing out to the front of the building to get his bearings, looking for a way up. He wouldn’t be able to reach the girl using the fire escape. Danny took another bite of his Mac and Cheese, watching as the man’s grapple gun jammed.

Danny heaved a deep sigh. 

He supposed he would have to get involved.

Leaving the crowd of tenants that had huddled on the sidewalk, Danny trudged back across the street and into an alley. He went far enough that no one would see him and opened a portal. With one hand, he reached in, found purchase on his quarry, and turned away to drag the ladder out and behind him.

Danny found Trigger-Happy-Dude starting to scale the building. Danny interrupted him before he got too far.

He belatedly wondered where the fire-fighters and cops were.

“Oh, hey, look what I randomly found in that alley.”

Red Dude paused to look at him. Looked at the ladder trailing behind Danny.

“It’s a ladder.” Danny raised it slightly from his lazy hold, noting how much he felt like he was giving an infomercial right now. “Pretty long, huh? Long enough to reach that floor, I bet.” Danny added helpfully with an encouraging nod. “How fortuitous.”

The Red Dude was quick to drop down and take it from him, but stared at Danny the whole time as if was abnormally weird.

Which was rude. Danny was just abnormal, thank you very much.

“Uhh. . .good work.” Red Dude said, setting up the ladder with Danny’s help. The vigilante tested it for stability. 

Danny scoffed. As if he would purposefully tamper with it.

Which wasn’t too far-fetched in this city.

Red Dude deemed it acceptable. “Hold it steady for me, would ya?”

Danny nodded.

The man climbed up and Danny held both sides, pouting down at his pot of Mac and Cheese he’d had to set aside for the moment.

Ah, the sacrifices he makes.

Across the street, there were a multitude of cheers as Red Dude reached the little girl and settled her on his front like a backwards piggy-back hold.

Danny stepped aside when Red reached the bottom to pick his pot back up.

Sirens cut into the roar of flames above their heads and the loud call of the tenants that had lasted rather short, a few half-hearted cheers dying on the wind.

It was the middle of the night. Everyone was tired.

The mother of the little girl ran up to take her child and flagged down the first paramedic to arrive on the scene.

Danny returned his gaze to Red Dude who equally eyed him. Or at least, Danny assumed. His head was facing him.

“You’re that guy who punched out Joker.”

Danny paused with his fork halfway to his mouth. He slowly brought it the rest of the way. “How’d you know about that?”

“Cameras.” Hood tapped his helmet with a finger. “I saw RR and Robin’s video feed.”

Danny hummed, nodding along as he chewed. He wasn’t terribly concerned. Danny was just a random guy that happened to punch another random guy. It probably happened all the time in a place like Gotham. There was no need for further investigation into who Danny was. The vigilantes had probably forgotten all about him until this instant.

Red Dude looked at his pot. “That’s what you’re eating?” He said, somehow conveying judgement through the modulator.

“Yep.” Danny took another bite. After a moment of contemplation, he left the fork in his mouth to produce another from his hoodie pocket. He held it out to Red Dude. “Mac and Cheese?”

The dude leaned back slightly and his crossed arms gave the impression he was offended. “You just carry forks around in your pockets?”

Danny shrugged. “Ah, ya know, never leave home without a back-up fork.”

Red Dude considered him for another moment and Danny thought he’d decline. But then, he shrugged, his stance relaxing somewhat. “Sure.” He accepted the fork.

#Danny #danny phantom #Danny fenton #Red Hood #jason todd #dpxdc fanfic #crossover fic #dimension travel #I'm having fun #this fic is nonsense and I don't care

[teaboot]

Not to be absolutely unhinged but I think that if I buy enough tiny plastic tubs to continue breaking down every possession I own into discrete categories then eventually I will live in a home where I don't constantly have a large pile of completely miscellaneous nicknacks in the middle of the floor constantly and forever until I die

Current box count is 56

#Do I tag this as autism #Is this an ADD thing #Or is this just another one of the lord's freaky gifts #Who knows #I'm having fun #I think #The spreadsheet says I'm having fun #Yippee #God I love sorting things #This isn't OCD by the way this is voluntary and enjoyable

[raphaerolo]

A sketch from one of my comic wips that i thought was too adorable not to share.

#can you guess what made him so flustered? #or guess w h o made him so flustered? #i'm having fun #commander cody #precious boy #my art #current wip #art wip #star wars #star wars fanart #sw tcw fanart #codywan

[mizgnomer]

You simply cannot have too much David Tennant

#david tennant #multi tennant #doctor who #I'm having fun #jessica jones #nativity 2 #virgin media #there's no such thing #as too many tennants #billie piper #krysten ritter #the life this man leads #stuff i posted #doctor who spoilers #wild blue yonder #tenth doctor #fourteenth doctor

[azaisya]

@solmarillion requested Edrahil and I also got a few requests for Finrod (@wizardysseus and anon asks) as well, so here's a moment between them! Edrahil, steadfast and caring, while Finrod is reeling after the events of the Dagor Bragollach.

Hope you guys enjoy!! Thank you for the requests and the kind words <3

(+ here's some sketches I did when figuring out how I wanted to draw Edrahil:

)

#edrahil #finrod #finrod felagund #silmarillion #silmarillion fanart #silm art #tolkien fanart #i might draw finrod again just bc i got multiple requests for him but i'll work my way through the others first! #i'm not bothering to properly render these so we're just playing fast and loose here #i'm having fun #candlesart #here down in the valley

[xsdjkl]

it never fails to make me laugh

#I'm having fun #I always have - 1 Int 🙃 #bless shadowheart for guidance 🙏 #shadowheart #baldur's gate 3

[wistfulpoltergeist]

I feel sorry for Don Lothario. I do. My Caliente witches are gonna drink his blood if he won't run away in time :D Also I had to change Sergio's eye color, cos... it's too much pale green eyes for me in one place XD

Amazing hairstyles are by @goamazons, @simandy, @simstrouble, @daylifesims, @clumsyalienn and @qrqr19

#sims 4 townie makeover #townie makeover #my townies #townie makeover challenge #the sims 4 #katrina caliente #don lothario #dina caliente #nina caliente #joaquin le chien #sergio romeo #my sims #sims 4 #simblr #i'm having fun

[my-secret-shame]

Silly new tag game!

Rules: Go to emoji kitchen and click randomised. Post the first 4 emojis you get here for a 'true' not totally random and made up insight into your personality!

No pressure tags! @cositsamarvelfan @ominoose @hamster-on-fire @leh2393 @jayke0 @alwaysmicado @strangerhands @queerponcho + anyone that would like to join!

#tag games #I'm having fun

[nightcigale]

Bring your bones to the dance. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

#herb brides #pathologic #nonsexual nudity #thank you for staying with me in this brides time #I'm having fun

[luminlunii]

Sometimes I wanna be like the bottom right Rocky, y'know?

Anyway, have some doods!

#artists on tumblr #digital art #lackadaisy #lackadaisy rocky #drawing cats #ugly sobbing #me too buddy #i'm having fun #lumin sketch

[threebea]

I feel like we could get weirder with the near human stuff honestly. Give Stewjoni bird DNA. They evolved from a bird species and mixed with humans. Let them all be cocky bird motherfuckers. Give them a sense of magnetism and the instinct to migrate. Let them lay eggs and occasionally molt. Stewjoni mascs get the prettiest shiniest outfits and fems prefer neutral colours and styles. It's not uncommon for some people to be fluid with their gender presentation. Maybe their hair changes colour naturally from duller colours to brighter and back. You impress people with dancing. Not only to woo them, but dance battles are a common way to begin negotiations. Dancing can be as simple as arm waving or head bobbing. They're extremely playful. Most of their sports involve stealing a shiny thing.

Obi-Wan had a stash of shiny treasure when he was little. It was mostly bottlecaps and buttons, and maybe a few spoons. He used to give his friends small metal objects to show he liked them which drove the Creche master crazy because those are choking hazards please stop. Qui-Gon gives him a pretty rock because ah yes, a stewjoni kid will like a pretty rock, but by then Obi-Wan is pretty culturally human and is like ??? it IS pretty and I DO like it but what?

He gets called ma'am a few times beard and all, but by then he's aware for a Stewjoni he's dressed very feminine and just rolls with it. Jedi are pretty gender egalitarian he doesn't care.

He's offered bugs a lot because that's a standard Stewjoni dish but he hates bugs. Didn't grow up to like the taste. Sometimes it's just what you grew up with. Qui-Gon it's good for you! You're still growing! Obi-Wan: I'd rather have roadkill! Qui-Gon: That's good for you too! You evolved from a scavenger species! Obi-Wan: I evolved from a trash bird. Give me the nerfburger Qui-Gon! Qui-Gon: STOP STEALING MY FRIES OBI-WAN!

#obi-wan kenobi #stewjon #stewjoni #i'm having fun #obviously i've squished together a few bird species here #He likes the high ground because it's good for nests and tracking prey #obviously

[yug0]

Incredible real footage of gay puppets

#31 minutos #tulio triviño #juanin juan harry #I'm having fun

[holopossums]

What if you gave your new blorbo longer hair and piercings (radical!) and threw him in the vaporwave oven (way past cool!)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise tmnt #casey jones #casey jones jr #rise casey jr #i'm having fun #holopossums

[lipeg]

Nora: NO! No no no no no no no

Jaune: Nora

Nora; No no no no no no

Jaune: NORA!!!

Nora: Yes Jaune

Jaune: I don't ask for your approval to say whether Neo will stay on the team

Nora: good

Jaune: I am stating that she will stay on the team

Nora: BUT JAUNE! SHE HELPED CINDER DESTROY BEACON! SHE ALSO HELPED TO STEAL THE RELICS!!! SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FALL OF ATLAS!!! YOU FORGOT

Jaune crossed his arms.

Jaune: and she

Jaune pointed at Emerald.

Ren: He's right

Nora: she was used by Cinder

Jaune: Neo too

Nora: She was manipulated by Cinder

Jaune: Neo too

Nora: She suffered a lot in this life Jaune

Jaune: Neo was mute because of her parents

Nora: She regrets everything bad she did

Jaune: Neo too

Nora was already starting to get irritated.

Jaune: You must remind you, Nora, that it was you and Oscar who forced me to accept Emerald into the team. I was forced to accept this now you will have to accept Neo into the team

Neo: 🫢🤫

Nora: YOU ARE NO LONGER THE LEADER OF THIS TEAM! WHEN YOU WERE AWAY WE GAVE THE LEADER POSITION TO OSCAR!!?

Oscar: Nora...

Jaune: So I'm no longer the leader

Nora: Exactly

Jaune: Good

Nora: That's right... Wait a minute

Jaune: I would reveal this later, but I'm out of here

Nora: WHY!

Jaune: I refused to be in the same place as those responsible for the millions of deaths of the citizens of Atlas. Furthermore, Ozpin proved to be completely useless to a wizard thousands of years old.

Jaune: Ren, Nora

Ren: Yes

Jaune: See you both on the battlefield

Nora and Ren widened their eyes.

Jaune: Tell Ozpin I had the greatest disdain to meet him. And Oscar, if he wasn't inside you probably the two of us would be closer

Jaune uncrossed his arms.

Jaune: Goodbye

Jaune and Neo shattered it like it was glass.

The academy's renegotiation alert began to sound.

Velvet ran towards the RNOE team.

Ren: Velvet what's going on!

Velvet: The relic was stolen! And there are five aircraft leaving without authorization

The RNOE team's eyes widened.

Jaune and Neo stole a relic.

In the middle of the desert.

Jaune and Neo were driving a car.

Neo: * hand signals * How long do you think it will take for them to discover they are illusions?

Jaune: One day. Who knows 5 hours

Neo started laughing.

Jaune: The important thing is that we have the relic of destruction. Now let's get the crown

#rwby #jaune arc #neo #old jaune #hypocrisy is very good #i'm having fun #nora valkyrie #lie ren #emerald sustrai #oh big stole

[nocek]

Alpine really, really, REALLY wants those pancakes.

Since it's new year it's time to clean up the wip folder. Mostly out of things that are like 90% done but the last 10% got stuck in most time consuming procrastination/perfectionism combo.

There is also a second part to this one with them eating takeout supper post mission but it will take some time (keep your fingers crossed, I really want to draw it but I'm having problems with the sketch)

Clean lineart version is here. I's been posted a little over a month ago which means I'm getting better with my timing :D

#winterwidow #buckynat #bucky barnes #winter soldier #natasha romanoff #black widow #liho the cat #alpine the cat #marvel fanart #i'm going to keep going and doing fanarts with those two #till marvel will give us some real content #which means i'll probably draw them forever #but so be it #i'm having fun #and i'm stubborn bastard #your move marvel ;P

[princesssamoyed]

It's been a while since I played a dedicated bullet hell

For those curious I'm on Perfect Cherry Blossom wheeee

#princesssamoyed #artists on tumblr #touhou #marisa kirisame #perfect cherry blossom #bullet hell #touhou 7 #i'm having fun #I love touhou #Did I mention I love this franchise #Hi