#I'm laughing on the inside

[welivefast-dieyoung]

Some of y'all trying to encourage empathy for these unethically wealthy people, who agreed to be bolted in to a metal tube, that was unapproved, unsafe and was controlled by a fucking off brand playstation controller from 2011 just for a cute lil death tourism trip is why we as a society will never be free.

They went to a part of the ocean that is so deep, more people have been to space than that far down. With a man who said safety shouldn't be a concern. Oceangate literally fired someone for saying that the window wasn't going to be able to withstand those depths. They'd lost another vessel before for 5 hours. Like plllsss the self preservation left the room. This whole situation is absurd.

Even this man's own stepson doesn't give a FUCK and you want me to? Nuh uh you have the wrong one I'm afraid😭😭

#scribblesbyc #titanic #the way I was hooting and hollering as soon as I saw what they paid a quarter of a million to get stuck inside😭😭😭 #this entire situation is fucking ridiculous so imma laugh #oceangate #yeah i know its a Logitech controller but its still an off brand playstation controller hence why i called it that 😭 dw guys 😂 #sometimes a girl likes to add a bit of pizzazz when I'm on a rant pls don't come for me 😭

[meownotgood]

haha hey so apparently someone stole my whole fic... copy and pasted except for tiny things changed... here is the link to their """fic""" (sorry random person I had to steal the reblog from). they've since deleted the fic off their blog + deleted their ao3 + gone on a hiatus so..... that's cool and whatever....... but they have written a lot of other shit so... don't be a dick but maybe check that for funny business too...

#yall I am literally #I don't even know what to say LMFAO #their fic before they deleted it had more notes than mine....... like what..... #I've never had this happen before so I'm just.... in awe........ #is leon similar to aki or something I don't know this man. who are you #it sucks so much too because that fic of mine #is probably my favorite fic I ever wrote #I poured so much love into it #so many little aspects of aki's character that I enjoyed fleshing out #and to just have it stolen #like if you stole a shitty drabble I wouldn't be as wounded but to steal 20k words of love..... #that's messed up man........ #I'm laughing at this but also. crying inside a little #thank you to the person who told me about this because since they deleted it it would be really hard to know otherwise #yeah........... yeah.....

[fridaypls]

Someone told me early on "Hey, you're gonna like Astarion immediately, but... don't ignore Gale. He's worth it."

...he is, indeed, very worth it. Hundreds of hours later and the sad ticking timebomb and the pointy boi are still in every party I trundle around with.

#gale dekarios you sad beautiful man #you really are a very lovely time bomb you know #the loveliest i've ever met #and i'm not just saying that #please let me introduce you to Jean Grey (Phoenix) #and Kaneki Ken (Tokyo Ghoul) #*Eleven from Stranger Things has joined the group chat* #*Naruto Uzumaki jumping into the room through an open window* sup guys i heard we were talking about dangerous things inside of us #*laughs awkwardly in Nine-Tails fox spirit* #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate gale #gale x tav #bg3 #gale orb

[blueskittlesart]

cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)

#so I had this great watermelon last weekend. and the thing is it probably wasn't even that great of a watermelon #but I was four hours into an eight hour shift and we had thrown out all the watermelon salad because no one was eating it #and then our manager ran in and yelled that the client really fucking wanted watermelon salad. #so like six of us servers started frantically chopping watermelon. and the kitchen got really hot #in the way it does when everyone inside it is really stressed because there's no fucking watermelon salad #and after we chopped all the watermelon and the client got their fucking watermelon we all had a moment #where we looked at the remaining watermelon and we were so hot and cocktail hour was almost over anyway and the salads were all plated #and we all went for the watermelon and we ate it with the kind of rabid intensity you only get while eating cold watermelon in a hot kitche #and it was the best watermelon I have ever tasted and several days later i am still chasing the high of that fucking watermelon #and the thing is i know it isn't even the watermelon i'm actually missing #it's the feeling of cool liquid on hot skin and the feeling of a crisis averted and the feeling of camaraderie #that comes with devouring a watermelon in a hot kitchen with six other people who you have nothing in common with except that watermelon. #i don't dream of labor but i am dreaming now of being 4 hours into an eight hour shift eating watermelon in a hot kitchen. #i dream of laughing around the cold fruit in my mouth. I crave that watermelon like i'll die without it. #< honest to god this is real and that watermelon left such an impact on me that i had to draw it and write this. having a normal one #maybe this is insane but working in a team of people you truly like to do something you actually enjoy is so underrated #if only they fucking paid me i could work as a server for the rest of my life. unironically #skribbles

[billiewena]

I am ALWAYS saying this (x)

#on the outside I'm laughing on the inside I'm settint bucklemming dabb and carver on fire for ruining the reapers especially my girl tessa #spn scripts #spn 9x22

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

The walking dead managed to get me so invested in hetero couples it's not even funny. I love these freaks.

#this epsiode gave me a fucking HEART ATTACK by the way #I'm so sure Rick is gonna die and then they did me like that. you fucking kidding me? TWICE. twice they've done that same bait and switch! #''show em getting literally eaten from the inside out then have it be something else. It'll be so funny. Ok do it again the next season'' #speaking of being shockingly invested in straight people #gnashing my teeth for just a crumb of Caryl over here #what happened!! did I miss something? I thought they were together! #just a situationship I guess?? #the walking dead #also I think this is the first time I've heard Rick actually laugh beyond a nose-exhale

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

but can you IMAGINE what it would have been like ONSCREEN before our EYES to get to watch GERRI KELLMAN being TENDER AND KIND to ROMAN ROY in the face of a HUGE ROOM OF PEOPLE SHUNNING HIM after EVERY SEASON FOUR SCENE THAT HAD COME BEFORE???

the intricate facial expressions we will never get to know ............ gerri deliberately touching roman for the second time ever (!!! agony!) and we did not get to see it ............ i thought i had pre-grieved but i hadn't pre-grieved y'all .........

#the footage is out there somewhere ........ and we just have to LIVE WITH THAT? #oh i'm grumpy today. i'm gonna be grumpy about it! #dollsome's deep thoughts #roman x gerri #romangerri #this was always gonna be a very emo and melodramatic day for me lololol #(i'm not really laughing. i'm crying inside.) #you messed up j. armstrong. thx for the lasting issues. #i'm just so pressed because it was the emotional payoff that was always supposed to exist in this arc and then it didn't happen #something about that is just so .............. frustrating #i can see the argument that on this particular show and in this particular situation having no payoff is its own payoff #but also. AGONY!

[purple-afternoon]

😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

#whadda hell nunez doin with jude!! #i'm dying inside laughing #they looking cute no way #jude bellingham #darwin núñez

[hephaestuscrew]

Favourite Fleet & Clara quotes from High Vaultage 

(Page numbers from my Goldsboro special edition, I'm not sure how they line up with page numbers in other versions. Spoilers for all of High Vaultage.)

p27: Clara had met Fleet only weeks before. She had just arrived in London and started work as a crime reporter, and pursued a murder case alongside Fleet despite his repeated objections, until he eventually conceded - as Clara had known he would - that they were making a good team, and furthermore proposed - as she hadn't a clue he would - that they go into business together.

p51: "There you are, Fleet. Where have you been?" / Fleet paused, made some confused looks between Clara and the room he had just left, and finally pointed at the door. "Isn't this the waiting room for detectives whose partners have run off? They were quite a few of us in there. Quite a lot in common." / Clara suppressed a grin into something more disapproving. "You're not as funny as you think you are, Inspector." (More below the cut.)

p70: [After Clara successfully sneaks into the Iron Bridge Club] [Fleet] should have known Clara would make it in. Her tenacity had been clear to him since she had first left the police roping at a crime scene of his. It was one of the things he admired about her, even if she didn't always check whether there was somewhere to land.

p76: [After Clara's business card strategies work on Cosgrove] Fleet glanced at Clara. She grinned back, eyes wild with pride, before tapping her bag and mouthing the word 'Posner'.

p116: [After Professor McCabe says “Top marks, Miss Entwhistle”] Clara beamed, and flashed her eyebrows at Fleet while elbowing him in the ribs.

p132: "Don't think you can shake me off, Inspector. I'll come with you." / " I'm not trying to shake you off. It's just late, Clara.” / "You're always trying to shake me off. Ever since we met. Despite my constant usefulness." / "I'd say occasional usefulness," replied Fleet, maintaining a straight face. / Clara, with some effort, twisted her grin into something approximating outrage. "Frequent usefulness, surely!" / "No, but I'll agree to "regular usefulness"." / "Deal.” / “And I asked you to join me in business, Clara. If I'd wanted to shake you off, that's a poor way to go about it."

p154: [From Fleet's POV] Clara really was the sort of person - indeed the only person he knew - who could find genuine joy and wonder in a building site.

p172: [When Clara fears for her life at the display of the Lanterns] She thought of her brother, her sister, her parents... Her ridiculous detective.

p176-178: Clara without her usual pep was almost unrecognisable. [...] Normally that sort of reply would at least elicit some playful scolding. Fleet grew concerned. [...] "Do you want to talk about it?" [...] " What do you want to talk about?" [...] He tried to think of more options. Not talking about things was Fleet's speciality, but for Clara this signalled a worrying malaise. Things were dire. He was going to have to resort to small talk. "Would you like to hear about my day?" A brief pause. "Yes," she replied, with a note of hope [...] Fleet remembered the mess he was in before he switched to the task of cheering up Clara.

p184: When he saw her, she noticed his eyes were shining with a rare zeal, and he appeared bursting to explain whatever he was thinking.

p187: Fleet had, after all, taken her under his wing, even if she did have to thrust herself there initially. She thought about the door plaque he’d had engraved with both their names on it as his way of inviting her to be his business partner – typical Fleet, refusing to tell her so much as his favourite breakfast food and then to go and do something like that. It was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for her.

p201: [After Fleet sees a magpie get electrocuted] Fleet looked at Clara, who thankfully had been facing the other way.

p214: [After Fleet falls into the frozen river] Clara, removing her cape and placing it over Fleet's shoulders 

p225: [Clara] had read several books on the subject - Surreptitious Sleuthing, Introduction to Ingression, Undetectable Detection, to name a few - but she always seemed to pick up more from her partner, whose years in the police had left him full of [useful tricks].

p235: [While navigating the Brunellian tunnels for the first time] "I still think my way is more fun." / "Escape, Clara. Escape and then fun." / "That's a promise, Fleet. You've promised it now.”

p259: “That's too much topiary,” said Fleet [...] Clara's eyes lit up at this rare revelation of a personal opinion from her colleague. “I didn't know you had such strong views on topiary, Fleet.”

p293: [When Crowe increases how much he'd be willing to pay them to investigate on his behalf] Fleet knew his answer, but felt he had to see whether Clara was still in agreement. He looked to her, only to be met with an expression of astonishment that he had taken even this long to respond.

p337: [After their falling out] Where do you even begin, she thought, let alone end, with someone you've worked with so closely?

p338: [After they squash the scone Fleet brought Clara as part of his apology] "You want me to eat an exploded scone!" cried Clara, stifling laughter.”/ “I think it says a lot if you refuse.” / “Fine,” she said, grabbing the bag, pulling out the crushed scone and taking an enormous bite. / The corners of Fleet's mouth twitched. Clara was sure he almost laughed.

p341: [Before they go into the Church of the Mechanical Man to look for Helena Evans] Clara smiled, and punched him in the shoulder. / "Ow! What was that for?" / Clara realised that in her excitement at Fleet's plan she had landed her friendly thump with rather more power than intended, so she clarified: "You're a good one, Fleet.”

p371: [After Fleet gets shot in the shoulder] Fleet thought he heard Clara scream his name, but he couldn't be sure. Suddenly she was next to him, checking his shoulder.

p371-372: Clara turned to Fleet. “Now I have an idea.” / “What kind of idea?” / “A terrible idea. Just the worst idea I've ever had.” / Fleet looked towards the distant exit, which could barely be seen beyond the fire, and then back to Clara. “I like it.”

p373: [As they anticipate an oncoming wave of molten metal] Fleet felt a sensation he did not recognise. Something like calm. Then Clara took his hand and turned him towards her. For some insufferable reason she was smiling again. He couldn't help but return it. [...] Fleet realised Clara still had his hand firmly in hers, and she seemed to be saying something at him that he couldn't hear. He tried to listen, but she stopped speaking, shook her head, threw her arms around him and hauled him down onto the ground.

p375: [When Clara won't tell Fleet whether she knew they were going to be saved by Helena Evans] “And you don't think this might affect how likely I am to trust your plans in the future?” / “Does it?” asked Clara. [...] “No,” said Fleet. “It doesn't.”

p381: Clara stiffened her posture, as though she might salute. "Archibald Fleet, I challenge you to a battle of business." / "We're partners, Clara. We're on the same side." / "A point for whoever solves a case first! More for trickier ones!" / "But we work together..." / "Let battle commence!" she cried.

#High Vaultage #Victoriocity #Clara Entwhistle #Archibald Fleet #There's just so much care and affection and trust and respect and understanding and humour between them #in the midst of all their differences #One of the nice things about the move to book format #is the chance to see more inside the characters' heads and to know more about their body language #And you can really tell the attention they pay to each other #like all of the times one of them looks over to the other to check in or to express a feeling #Almost all of the times Fleet smiles or almost-smiles in the book are at something Clara says or does #I had a system of pencil symbols for annotating as I was reading #e.g. an asterisk for every bit that made me laugh #a little heart for the sweet moments for character dynamics #so this is a good chunk but not even all of the lines with hearts next to them #Btw I'm in the process of writing a long ass post about the potential to read Fleet and Clara's dynamic through a QPR lens #which I'll post after all the S3 episodes are officially out #I guess lmk if you would like to be tagged in that #Inspector Fleet #Clara & Fleet

[frownyalfred]

Finding your stuff on tiktok is absolutely hilarious.

https://www.tiktok.com/@gigglepotato/video/7321940218699861279

The fact that THAT post is the one the tiktok bots want to memorialize forever on that platform....sigh. I guess it's fine. I'll be famous for Kryptonian prostate discussions, sure.

#asks #anon #I'm laughing but i'm also crying on the inside #is this my legacy y'all? #frownyalfred #tiktok

[musicalhog]

New Inside Out 2 trailer! (out June 14th)

#i'm loving this #i wasn't sure until now but ughhh look at how beautiful it all is #the sar-chasm made me laugh so much #inside out 2 #pixar #trailers #Youtube

[zhivchik]

#killer and healer #god look at these idiots! #i mean i too am filled with kind of pure happiness whenever a new who-I-hope-to-be friend seems to has similar tastes #but it's quiet a level here #considering how they parted before... this whole *_* thing... #the last time was me seeing the guy also touching trees after i did it while being a part of forced 'accidental' meeting #but maaaaan i heard him laughing through the trees the other day & i was so jealous of the neighbour man who made him have such a reaction #i hate competitions because i'm not a suitable person with lack of qualities for that but oh deep inside i'm all that #where is tinn saying one doesn't need to be good at something he's bad or something like that

[transformers-earthspark]

Why is Starscream WORSE than we wanted?!

That's sad comparing it to the new spoiler Terran, Jawbreaker.

Whoa, new toy leaks!! Starscream looks pretty good, and- oh dear god what is that

#JAWBREAKER'S ALTMODE... #WHY HE LOOK LIKE THAT #i'm sorry skskhfdhg #i don't know whether to laugh or just die inside #earthspark spoilers #earthspark leaks #earthspark #transformers earthspark #tf earthspark #transformers: earthspark #tfe #tfes #transformers #maccadam

[saladbroth]

love the eclipse for having incredibly sweet happy moments of becoming boyfriends TWICE and then just fucking roundhouse kicking me into whiplash by making akk have a full on breakdown and aye trying to confront chadok and them holding onto each other for the tiniest bit of comfort. What the fuck

#this episode was the best so far also i feel dead inside #cried laughed happy cried sobbed all in thr span of like 40 minutes #i hate this show I'm going to get an eclipse tattoo #the eclipse series #the eclipse #the eclipse ep10 #akkayan #ayan the eclipse #the eclipse akk #khaotung thanawat #first kanaphan #the eclipse ayan #akk the eclipse #ayan x akk #akk x ayan #am i consuming media or is media consuming me?

[shebrakesforrainbows]

Meta crack Security Breach AU where the Afton ending is the canon storyline, but after seeing Gregory completely wreak havoc in the Pizzaplex, Peepaw Afton literally just gives up. No last hurrah, he just decides he's too old for this shit.

He and Vanessa move out from under the Pizzaplex and into a shitty apartment. One day Afton stabs a random guy out of the blue who ends up being the owner of a run-down grocery store. He assumes the guy's identity in the eyes of the law and takes over as the manager.

Freddy, programmed with absolutely zero filter and sporting a bank full of undesirable knowledge, escapes with Gregory and raises him as his son, until at 16, Gregory gets a job of his own at the same grocery store.

Nothing but shenanigans ensue.

#this is an inside joke with my coworker #he fucking larps as afton and freddy at work and i laugh so hard i turn red #we have fucking lore for it and everything #you have to be there to get it #god it's so funny #crumb for the beckory shippers: tony is a regular customer there and flirts with gregory #i think i'm gonna write a crackfic about this #five nights at freddy’s #vanessa a. #peepaw afton #vanny #gregory #fnaf gregory #glamrock freddy

[narrie]

head_empty.mp4

#m #HE'S SOOOOO UNSERIOUS #'did u see some of the twists coming' 'i'm a big fan of moodboards' #olivia is laughing on the outside but i know she's crying on the inside #thank god chris wasn't there at least #dwd promo