#I'm married with both

[f1-stuff]

C² Challenge '23 // Countdown

#carlos' fond eyes... #charles using carlos' love language (violence)... #god they are soooooo #like do they ever take a break from being married? #i'm so sorry for the excessive holes in the background #it's both visually overwhelming and (for some people) triggering smh #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #charlos #c2 challenge #2023 #gifs #mine #formula one #f1 #ferrari

[ruporas]

honeymoon phase! (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #me when the modern au fluff gets to me viciously #i LOVE modern au... i'm so weak to it... augh..... i love them in another universe getting the chance to be mushy and sweet *explodes* #most of all i just like to see wolfwood in his full element of being able to love and care about someone so openly and honestly. #it's what he was meant to do... what he wants to do.. what he deserves to do T_T but anyway. this can be interpreted as their many years to #come honeymoon phase but i do think modern au vw would have like their 2 year break up that devastates the both of them and irreversibly #changes their lives but it wouldnt be anything nasty. it just is. and then their lives go on as is for those 2 years before they steadily #and veryyyy very very very slowly get to around a second chance for each other. never necessarily awkward but theyre obviously afraid of #hurting and being hurt and also uncertain of what's right for themselves. but then they'll just get it one day and then they get married! #that's my ideal modern au vision anyway...... happy end... with so much emotional devastation of unspoken feelings and personal life troubl #ruporas art

[professorsparklepants]

king/kingmaker is one of those ship dynamics that just hits better when it's m/f.

#lectures #don't @ me i'm right #''this woman single handedly put me on the throne. i either have to kill her or marry her. and we both know what i'm gonna pick.''

[fictionadventurer]

There's something about reading really great writing that's so relaxing. You can just sit back and let the words wash over you, knowing that you can trust the writer.

#random thought of the day #books #part of the reason i'm not getting writing done today was because i spent most of my free time reading from books i've let sit for too long #i haven't been able to sink into good fiction for a while #so elizabeth goudge felt like a spiritual experience #cleansing and uplifting #it always takes me a while to get into her books #there's a learning curve of a couple of chapters to adjust to the style #but once i break through it's bliss #it becomes easy as breathing #there's nothing quite like what she does #i love books that understand that goodness isn't boring or trite #you don't need to have 'darkness' and 'grit' to be complex #like one bit that took my breath away was the talk about sallie and david's marriage struggles #they're both good people who love each other #but they also have their differences because they're human and that causes struggles #not marriage-breaking struggles just nuanced life struggles #and i'm not sure i've seen something like that in a book before #it's a good marriage they married the right people but that doesn't mean life is perfect #goudge uderstands that marriage isn't happily ever after--heaven is #and a good marriage is two people partnering up to help each other reach that goal #it's so much more adult than any 'complex adult' work i've seen

[zhongrin]

I know you are into ceo zhongli

But consider

Sugar baby Zhongli, being always ready for you at your home, being a lil housewife as you pay back his debts

Modern or normal setting work, with normal being more funny, as the great and powerful Archon has to clean up the house and is being broke

with normal being more funny, as the great and powerful Archon has to clean up the house and is being broke

wdym this isn't our dynamic right now i'm the one running the teahouse i'm the one winning the bread bay beee-

i cannot choose. i literally cannot choose. i love me my hot, rich, and powerful ceo zhongli. the zhongli who wears sunglasses and drives a bmw and appears in his company's commercials because he's got both the looks, the brains, and skills. the sugar daddy who would buy you everything without question, who loves seeing you all dolled up as he takes you to a fancy-ass dinner in the most luxurious restaurant in the city.

but i also love me my hot, broke, and charismatic househusband zhongli. the zhongli who wears reading glasses and an apron and drives a family car, who goes to supermarkets and has to recheck his notes because he can't for his life remembers if three dollars for a carton of eggs are cheap or expensive. the sugar baby who smiles kindly upon you gifting him expensive watches and armanis for him to wear, who welcomes you home with a home-cooked meal and massages your tired body and helps you shower, dry your hair, all the way until you're snoozing peacefully on the bed.

i love them both. can i have them both....

#rin answers #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #rin writes #zhongli #zhongli x reader #rin is having tea with: luke 💙 #i'm just gonna say they're twins #morax and zhongli #and theyre both married to me bc i said so ty for coming to my ted talk

[demonyakshi]

How I treat Astarion:

vs. How I treat Karlach:

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #karlach #I'm gonna marry them both btw

[ghouljams]

Is it weird that I can't get enough of that king watches and has watched Bee sleep like why do I love how much I hate that you get me??? It's simultaneously giving big dog that sits at the door while you sleep to protek but also something so much eerier like horny sleep paralysis demon??????

König has these instincts that don't really go away from a few months of farm work. He doesn't mean for it to be weird or creepy, he's looking after and protecting an asset. Even when you start dating the first few nights he stays over he doesn't really sleep. His body designates this as first watch and he just... doesn't know how to turn it off.

He watches you sleep and thinks about every terrible thing that could happen between now and when your alarm goes off. Thinks about how soft and vulnerable you are, and how he's the only line of defense between you and those horrible things. And doesn't sleep. He sits in bed awake and alert to any small noise. He doesn't really know what to do besides watch you sleep, he's wide awake but he doesn't want to wake you up when you look so peaceful.

But it's absolute hell the next morning when he doesn't have a relief shift. When he's sliding out of his saddle because he's been awake for 36 hours and he's exhausted. He's not used to long hauls without sleep anymore, he can't handle them like he used to. He doesn't want you to find out about it either, but there's only so many times he can fall asleep at the dinner table before you ask what's wrong.

And when he tells you? When you immediately volunteer to take the first watch so he can sleep, absolutely serious in your offer. Oh, he knows just as sure as the sky is blue and the rooster crows in the morning that he's going to marry you. Especially when you try to joke about wearing him out before bed. He's tired but that gives him a fresh burst of energy better than any drug could.

#cowboy!König #wow I didn't answer this ask at all #I was simply consumed by the fic #I'm sorry what did you ask? #könig modern warfare #colonel könig #könig cod #könig x reader #König x you #x reader #oc: Bee #Bee does sit up and wait for König to fall asleep first when she realizes he's staying up too late #couple goals honestly both of them are trying to be the best husband/wife in the world and they're not even married

[solomo-n]

symbolism of the flowers that Barbatos is preparing in his most recent UR+ animation

#Obey Me! #Barbatos #i'm not completely certain that those are morning glories so if u have a better idea lmk #he gives me this bouquet with the romance ‚ affection ‚ and innocence meanings #but i take it the wrong way and assume he's trying to tell me he wants to get married and start a family #needless to say we are both embarrassed on vday evening albeit for different reasons #anyways. ignore that i redownloaded obm again just for him. i'll get over it again in a min.

[sysig]

They’re both so cute, what’s up with that (Patreon)

#Doodles #Adventure Time #Simon Petrikov #Betty Grof #Does an almost-married couple need their ship tag? This is canon (loosely) but I mean #Petrigrof #Anyway I love them <3 #They're so flippin' cute together ugh they're in the Love Is Real sector of my mind next to Morticia and Gomez Addams #They make me cry they are in love I love them! That's the formula lol #Also them being starcrossed probably adds to it lol I am also a sucker for Love That Cannot Be (for whatever reason) #They're a bunch of goods! And they're fun to draw! What more could I ask for #Anyway lol onto what I actually drew of them <3 #I am so in love with AI!Simon letting off love hearts in reaction to AI!Betty inside the crown it's literally so cute #I love when they're so full of ♥ for each other it's so cute ;; #They're both tiny as well but just the way Betty manhandles him haha #Especially when she hops through the portal and just moved him all over the place in relation to the flying carpet #Honestly that whole sequence is so good - Death rolling up and Simon refusing him despite being so ready I ;;;; He has so much faith in her! #They're so cool #I'm also pretty sure I also doodled that before seeing Episode 8 of F&C of the two twirling around where Betty ends up on the lower stair #They give twirly vibes! Pick each other up! Especially Betty tho haha #The only way he can be taller than her: She picks him up lol #Kiss attack because he's cute and he enjoy it <3 #And then more very aggressive compliments lol #Who can blame her for getting cute aggression looking at that guy #He'll hug her in revenge later don't worry about it lol

[canisalbus]

I can imagine their original breakup was due to vasco having to go far away, but overall, it was sad but mutual.

Like how some people break up before going to college or if they are moving far away.

I love the fellows so much, and they remind me of my relationship with my bf and the struggle we went through as gay men.

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#thank you! I'm glad you like them! #I'm sorry to hear you've gone through tough times I hope things are better for you both now #answered #anonymous #it was sad but mutual yeah #it was a tricky situation it's not like eloping and living together happily ever after was a very feasible option for them #they aren't dumb they knew Vasco was an asset and would be married off sooner or later if his parents had any say in it #nobles don't raise their sons and then allow them to stay bachelors forever

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

Frank Frankly: Resident Bug Relocator.

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #gif #frank frankly #eddie dear #eddie x frank #frank x eddie #howdy pillar #wally darling #there's no sound it's just a little collection of a story really #Frank being called out to every residence with an extra friend no one wants #Eddie gets skeeved out by some of these critters good thing he's married the right person to help #Frank is both loving and judging #Bow didn't you already draw something about this canon piece of lore you say #Yes I did but I'm not tired of it yet take a second helping #Everybody's getting seconds at dinner tonight #Also I want an adorable little ladybug with heart spots #Unaffiliated with the incredible Welcome Home creation I'm just a fan having fun!

[bi-the-wei]

A rough sketch of Lan Wangji as he is in my magic AU story A Stay of Execution.

I'm like a 3rd of the way done writing the first full chapter of this story, but I do have the prologue up on my Ao3 already, as well as a several years old "scene dump" with various moments that I was kinda laying out for the story that may or may not make it into the actual fic. Let me know if anyone wants to see this cleaned up and colored? And I can give you the link to my Ao3 as well if you're interested.

#lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #It's a Wangxian Story #Where WWX is the one who is in love and pining #LWJ loves him back eventually #Lan Wangji offers to marry Wei Wuxian to save him from getting executed for “war crimes” #WWX has been in love for years #LWJ... respects WWX as a person #But it's definitely a happy ending for both of them #I really love the story I have in my mind and I want to do my best to get it down to share it with others #but I'm always so nervous about my writing that it takes a ton of encouragement for me to stay motivated #Not really trying to fish for it or anything #but it's the truth. #I really need to work on that confidence level #Anyway that's enough tag rambling #let me know if you want a link to the fic #asoe #Or if you just want more details about the fic itself!

[sandushengshou]

The Longest Promise (2023) | The Untamed (2019)

#the longest promise #the untamed #xiao zhan #cdramaedit #theuntamededit #cdramasource #asiandramanet #userkareena #cdrama #shi ying #wei wuxian #* #*tlp #the longest promise spoilers #SPOILERS SPOILERS #different situations but i like both gremlins came to the rescue #and yes wwx's was very hot and lwj was thinking of how flexible wwx could be #but to be fair to shi ying #he pretty much said yeah i'm marrying her right after this #yes he was already planning on saying it but still #do better lwj

[mymarifae]

every day the fanon idea that shinomama is abusive and/or neglectful like shinei is ages more and more poorly . like. yeah sorry this family dynamic reads much more like a genuinely kind loving mother who married a man she thought she knew - perhaps at too young of an age - and overestimated his capacity to handle children. and is likely overworking herself to make sure her babies feel loved despite HIS neglect and harsh words. she's been shown to be nothing but kind, and the fact that some people take her kindness and either ignore it or turn her into a copy of mafuyu's mother is a little ...

i won't say it's explicitly misogynistic but it's probablyyyy worth examining why you saw shinei's abusive behaviors and started automatically attributing them to shinomama by virtue of her being married to him

#bit of a sore subject here #my mom wasn't perfect but i think i'd kill anyone who even Tried to insinuate she married her first husband because they were both #violent abusive alcoholics. like i'm fucking sorry? No. #not saying that shinei is an alcoholic btw i'm just saying that like #assuming that his wife must agree with the way he treats ena and akito and behaves similarly herself because they are married #i fucking hatebthat shit. shut up

[just-blei]

I made a Zombie Jesse au months ago for fun :D

Basically Jesse and Lake were a happy married couple but an apocalyspe happened that killed Jesse and the rest of the Cosay family leaving Lake completely alone, but a month later, a zombie confronts them, they thought it would be a stranger but then they realized the zombie is their husband

#infinity train #infinity train book 2 #jesse cosay #infinity train lake #infinity train jesse #jesslake #lake infinity train #infinity train book two #my art #infinity train au #zombie jesse au #they are both old #I promise I'm gonna make a married au with no drama #just them being happy for once

[merakiui]

I wont lie, for a sec i thought the reader was gonna tell fake floyd she realized she ended up liking Jade. I don't think he would be able to keep a straight face at that.

With how much Jade was rotting in Reader's brain during that entire scene, I wouldn't have been surprised if she said something like that. T_T there is no normal way to explain why you're thinking of and imagining your crush's twin brother when your "crush" is currently fucking you.

The amount of times Reader brings up Jade... oh, she is falling and she doesn't even realize it.

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #READER JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY OTL #he's so in love with you!!!! #i'm putting the both of them on a boat so they can experience 'kiss the girl' scene #only it's kiss the eel who has been in love with you ever since he saw you