#I'm mr worldwide

[floating--goblin]

you know what hill i'll die on? terzo is not the sluttiest emeritus

I mean sure, he's the most dramatic and the most outspoken about sex, and he gave us Mummy Dust which is its own discussion-- but I sincerely don't see him, in his private life, being so promiscuous. Like out of all of them, I'm the most certain Terzo would be either monogamous or have a few regular partners at most, but I don't think he'd be big on casual flings. Frankly I don't even see him having sex that much at this point, he seems more attached to it as a concept than an actual activity he regularly engages in.

You know who's the inverse of that, though? The one Tobias himself calls a pervert? Secondo. There's your whore. I know he looks big and mean and authoritary but let's be honest, half of Infestissumam is about ritual sex and he's out in Vegas on the regular with more women than he can reliably satisfy. He says it himself that he became Papa because "he likes a sexy beat". THERE'S THE EMERITUS WHORE, AND I'M CERTAIN OF IT

#the band ghost #i'm not trying to be like. puritanical by saying this #far from it #it's just like #i feel terzo is often stereotyped as hypersexual #and i feel like that's because he's for lack of a better word the most queer-coded papa #i just don't think he should be THE slutty emeritus yknow? because when i think about him i think of other things #he's the greatest showman among all of them and the way he grew disillusioned with the world is tragic #he's the only one (so far) to have gotten a grammy #he's the first to treat his ghouls like proper friends #the only time we see sister imperator actually afraid is when he shows up #like there's SO MUCH and obviously i'm not saying or even thinking that a character's sexuality is less important than other features #all the papas encourage a celebration of sexuality #i'm just saying i feel like people stop at that. and don't look at terzo any deeper #and that's tragic because he's a HELL of a character #and when you look at the bigger picture i'm sorry but i just can't think he fucks as much as secondo. sorry #give mr worldwide the recognition he deserves ok #and also give terzo proper characterization!!

[vallentiina]

Izpira se zlato

#bojan cvjetićanin #joker out #joker out fanart #joker out bojan #bojere #my art #i drew this over a month ago and then it got stolen with my luggage and laptop and i'm super lucky i got everything back #i might've been dressed as bojci but i never wanted my luggage to be mr worldwide like his #anyway i finally colored this yesteday and decided to have fun with bg and details #hope that's ok

[deetz-ghuleh]

Secondo and Pitbull meeting for the first time like-

"So, they say we look alike..."

"Sí, hmm... I kinda see it, esta bien. Want to fuck bitches in the hotel room?"

"Actually, I have this one place in Vegas..."

"DALE!"

#i'm not sorry for this #ghost band #the band ghost #papa emeritus 2 #papa emeritus iii #papa secondo #daddy secondo #secondo emeritus #mr worldwide #pitbull #Pitbull and secondo #random ramblings

[here2bbtstrash]

i finally FINALLY 😵‍💫 booked all my yoongi tour stuff so. if moots in the general nyc/chicago/LA areas wanna get together~ hit me up !!! 💜

#mposting #when i say moots i really do mean moots tho #much luv but i do still believe in stranger danger lmaooooo #WAHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED i'm really about to be mrs. worldwide #agust d tour tag

[shingetsu-online]

sometimes I scroll down a post without looking at the url of who reblogged it, and sometimes read the tags the reblogger added and go “shingetsu-online?” and then I scroll back up and go “shingetsu-online :)”

wow I uh. really type how I talk it seems djsfhjdsh. like it's recognizable anf shit

#shingetsu online #ask hugh #anonymous #that makes me really happy to hear though??? for some reason?? it's like i'm really mr. worldwide <- cubanamerican from miami. that counts

[because-its-eurovision]

so the doll jere put to bed is apparently a mexican drugstore chain mascot and there's a tradition over there of dressing them up/customizing them to look like your favourite characters or celebrities. saw a few mexicans on twitter (rightfully?) very confused as to how and why one of these dolls made it to finland in käärijä cosplay 😂

Drugstore as in pharmacy and not like a weed shop, right? 😂 I remember that during his ice hall show someone in the chat said that they are watching from Mexico, so I'm guessing he has at least one fan there and maybe they were at Tavastia last night! Thank you anon, this was a delightful story 🥰

#I'm loving this #mr. Worldwide now claiming Mexican drustore mascots #asks

[rotisseries]

hi guys I have to submit a yearbook quote tomorrow (tomorrow as in today because it is past midnight for me but whatever) and I am completely blanking on what to submit so here's a poll you guys pick

#posting this and then going to sleep #pros and cons of each one: #1. pros: funny objectively. never gonna get tired of references to the deaths of ancient grecians. my dad suggested it. cons: common joke #2. pros: my dad said it. and I like it. I hear this all the time which makes it better than picking some generic quote. #cons: I looked this up it was said by some baseball player. people will take it seriously and I'm not the kind of person #who unironically quotes baseball players about how getting close isn't acceptable you need to succeed or whatever #3. pros: funny cause the citation will say pitbull. mr worldwide himself. cons: unironically an Inspirational Quote™️ #may get rejected for references to “getting wasted” also #4. pros: what if the joker could beatbox. suggestion made my brother laugh hysterically. cons: somewhat obscure. nigh incomprehensible #5. pros: potentially this means strangers lyrics in the 2k23 yearbook. cons: potentially this means strangers lyrics in the 2k23 yearbook #alright thank you guys so much for your help also again feel free to suggest better options okay goodnight!!

[suga-kookiemonster]

seokjin repeatedly saying he doesn't have any friends because everyone is intimidated by him is truly breaking my heart ☹️😢

#he's been saying this for years and i distinctly remember that interview where tae got offended like I'M your friend!!! #but for him to say he has less than 10 celebrity friends in his phone and we know who 6 of them are...poor baby ☹️ #and he must not think much of those other 4 #i'll be your friend baby 🥺 #mr. worldwide #✨kim tag✨ #mine

[owchie-wowchie]

Pitbull is the modern day shakespeare

#pitbull #mr. worldwide #shakespeare #I'm a little tired #don't at me

[punastmarlii]

as a native finnish speaker who always understands what jere is saying, the special moment for me today as a japanese language student was definitely that he decided to speak japanese lmao

it was pretty good too!! i mean japanese pronounciation is close enough to finnish, but for some reason he just did a weird kind of korean sounding accent?? like jere you really didn't need to do all that and it would've sounded natural,,,

anyway hope he rests now

#but yes #mr worldwide moment #gotta adore him #i'm happy he made japanese fans happy too

[halchron]

why is thinking about reno's age making my brain melt rn

#✧ ━ ooc. #if bcc / cc was 7 yrs ago then he was like 21...? when all that was going down #if I'm right which idt I am bc wasn't zack like 23 when he died? so that wouldn't make sense but whatever correct me if I'm wrong #idk ff7 lore makes my brain hurt but god damn #that really is sad though like dealing with all That so young is insane as hell #the turks fr do need therapy fr #idk but ppl talking about it on reddit is hilarious #bc reno does NOT look like he's 22 / 24 y'all are tripping #25 or 26 maybe but not any younger than that but then again these ppl think mr. worldwide was younger too #like rude looks like he's 40. 30 is already being generous

[suguwu]

Hey Bee, I was wondering in which region of teyvat is Mr Worldwide resting these days ?

ah yes, pantalone "mr. worldwide" and his nation-hopping! i think he's probably waiting out the snezhnayan winter on the coast of liyue, where he has a property tucked away on a cove with private beach access (of course). it's warm enough and more temperate than the wet heat of sumeru's rainforest. he likes watching you in the water, the way you glisten under the sun as water drips down your skin in little rivulets, catching on the edge of your swimsuit before trickling under it.

he also likes washing the crystalized salt from you, running his hands over every inch of your skin as you laugh, head tilted back to watch him. you tease him about how possessive his touch is even when the two of you are alone, but he just smiles.

he's always been the most greedy when it comes to you, after all.

#🪴.ask #anon #after i finish kita fic i'm gonna try and finish the mond chapter of mr. worldwide #since it's been. ten years.

[guillotinebrion]

DIMITRI WAS A NOBLEMAN?????? WHY'S THIS MAKING LAUGH HAETHRTSSKYR

hyde and guil threatening dimitri with a guillotine

#mr. worldwide frr #sorry I'm laughing so hard #this has no reason to be this funny #help I'm crying #DIMITRI TALKING IN FRENCH IS 100 TUBES FUNNIER NOW #imagine he randomly talks in french and saga laughs right at his face #I'M CRYING I'M SORRY HELP ME #NOBILITY CLASS DIMTRI LMAOJVHJRYCHTEZ #visual prison #dimitri romanee #guillotine brion chronicles

[qu1nby]

nini is worldwide famous!!

worldwide?

#asks #call me Pitbull because I'm Mr. Worldwide

[jardaddy-a]

SANCTUM EXISTENCIA OST CHARACTER THEME ARCHIVES

CHRYSANTHEMUM: STATUS - STILL COMPOSING  MARIGOLD: STATUS - COMPLETED (x)  MAGNOLIA: STATUS - IN PROGRESS MYOSOTIS: STATUS - STILL COMPOSING  ROSERED: STATUS - IN PROGRESS ( WIP x )  JONQUIL: STATUS - STILL COMPOSING  MALLOW: STATUS - IN PROGRESS MAYFLOWER: STATUS - STILL COMPOSING MANDEVILLA: STATUS - STILL COMPOSING GLADIOLUS: STATUS - IN PROGRESS ( WIP x ) HIGANBANA: STATUS - STILL COMPOSING 

#( if you're insane like me you make eVERYTHING. YOUR OCS ART. THEIR NOVELS. THEIR OSTS. THEIR EDITS. I'M MRS. WORLDWIDE ) #( i'll do the others later but bc this 11 are the main characters in this entire series ) #( if i can do an animated movie i would but i can't LMAOOO ) #˗ˏˋ┊💐 &&. * 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐀 𝐉𝐔𝐊𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐗. ( 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐒𝐓 )

[prettyboyhere]

hm

#got some interesting universities to further check out #absolutely tripping out at the thought of being on another continent next fall #mr worldwide fr #i didn't leave the country until i was like 17 and now i'm solely planning to study abroad. hot of me