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winter-petal · 24 days

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So here's a few things i've noticed abt the luka salt takes

99999.9% of the takes r like:

"LUKA IS A CREEP"

"LUKA MANIPULATE MARINETTE"

"LUKA GUILT TRIPS HER"

"LUKA HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A PLANK OF WOOD"

"PEOPLE WORSHIP LUKA FOR DOING NOTHING"

"LUKA CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER"

"LUKA'S THE MOST WHITEST AND BORING CHARACTER"

And then my brain was like:

"huh? None of these takes are making sense"

but then it reminded me of someone.....

creep.....manipulative......guilt tripping.....being worshipped for nothing......can't take no for an answer...whitest and boring character....Wait....all of those things match Adrien not Luka......Wait....ARE THEY.....

ARE LUKA SALTERS REALLY PROJECTING ADRIEN ONTO LUKA JUST TO PAINT HIM (LUKA) ON A BAD LIGHT?

#luka sugar #adrien salt #luka deserves better #*sigh*#I'm not even surprised

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storja-historja · 14 days

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https://x.com/myunjins/status/1776281292667080795

#I'm not even surprised #'Ao3 exists for freedom of speech' jidat babi kau. How about the 'freedom of the palestinians'? And basically any other REAL oppressesed pp #Who need the donation more???#bulol emang #ao3 #Zionism

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harana-mons · 2 years

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Really Cale?

Of all things you had memorized well, it had to be profanities...

Well, it's not like it surprised me.

#tcf #totcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #lcf #lout of the count’s family #i'm not even surprised #raon miru #cale

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bloodywolfwings · 8 months

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#murder drones #fnaf #i'm not even surprised #just disappointed

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somethingwithmoles · 1 year

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he did what

#didn't know about that version of the story #i'm not even surprised #definitely sounds like something neoptolemus would do #but still #neoptolemus #troy #fall of troy #astyanax #priam #ancient greek literature #ancient greece #tagamemnon

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reasonably-annoyed-fog · 1 year

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ahhhhh now I’m gonna sit down and watch the new Are You Scared? Love a little bit of horror and -

wait a minute

#Watcher #are you scared #are you scared of the man in the crowd?#I'm not even surprised #Just to be clear I'm not dissing the look I think it's great #gnomecore #WHY WAS THAT ALREADY A TAG ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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femchord · 10 months

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don't you just love it when a "private business" is fully sponsored by the government? oh did i just say private business? as in people that sell stuff and provide your normal common services? to be precise i meant :) military company :) a PMC if you will :) that is responsible for killing people abroad and stuff :)

#i'm not even surprised #nothing surprises me anymore

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scorpion-flower · 2 years

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The fact that a lot of the people who like Daemon, also seem to like Aemond, is not lost on me

#Edit: I saw a couple of people taking this as if I am condemning Daemon's fans for also liking Aemond. Uhm #no. This was meant as a #'makes sense'#'they like the one bad Targaryen boy'#'they're gonna like the other bad Targaryen boy too.'#None of the 'how dare you like both' BS in here.#house of the dragon #daemon targaryen #aemond targaryen #game of thrones #we were the kings and the queues #i'm not even surprised #reaction #reaction post

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thetravelingymleader · 11 months

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I would like to apologize for my superior- a really sorry rocket grunt

Keep your apology.

Apologies can't bring back my dead mother.

... You just keep your "superior" away from me and we'll be fine.

#pkmn irl #rp thread #nox talks #death tw #really getting your grunts to apologize for you #I'm not even surprised

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whatcoloriscerise · 5 months

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#4/5th of my top songs are from fitf #i'm not even surprised #spotify wrapped

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yukxxri · 6 months

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doja why do you keep disappointing us-

#yuk rambles #i'm not even surprised

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mochisquish · 9 months

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I was preparing to restart my acnh island and checked Redd's for the hell of it to see if he'd finally have the one art piece I haven't been able to find in a real-life year and guess what.

that scumbag had it

#i'm not even surprised #of course this happened #i'm donating it before i delete #out of spite #>:(#mo

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runawaymun · 1 year

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I posted 1,740 times in 2022

That's 999 more posts than 2021!

466 posts created (27%)

1,274 posts reblogged (73%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@blueberryrock

@arofili

@jaz-the-bard

@makalaure-kanafinwe

I tagged 1,581 of my posts in 2022

Only 9% of my posts had no tags

#elrond - 297 posts

#out of uniform - 229 posts

#(humor tag) - 149 posts

#celebrían - 114 posts

#boil em mash em stick em in a queue - 113 posts

#lotr - 92 posts

#my art - 87 posts

#maedhros - 71 posts

#the silmarillion - 67 posts

#celrond - 67 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i don't necessary *sexually* ship them because i do read frodo as being very ace or demi but i can totally understand romantically shipping

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

idk you guys when it gets late my brain starts making the saddest possible inferences but like

I’m just thinking about Arwen saying “I’d rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone” and how she’s watched her father carry six thousand years of grief for all the people he’s seen come and go. Esp. Elros & Celebrían.

idk i’m tired & not wording things well and this is a sign i need to go to bed but I’m currently Very Emo about this.

409 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#4

Sometimes I think about how not all the trauma the Sons of Fëanor have is immediately obvious or visible as trauma they wear on their bodies.

After Angband Maedhros’ brothers keep finding caches of food hidden away in odd places. They promise that there’s plenty. That there will always be plenty. He says “I know, I know” but can’t make himself stop, because when you’re held captive by a minor god food is nothing more than a cute bargaining chip. Maedhros can’t stand on top of towers or climb hills or even trees anymore. It’s not that he’s scared because he’s Maedhros Fëanorion and isn’t afraid of anything— but the second he’s too high up, he feels sick to his stomach.

Maglor still sings. Everyone always compliments his voice. It’s so powerful, ricocheting off mountainsides, loud as thunder. It can stop a blade it it’s tracks. Make a legion of orcs clutch their bleeding ears and scream. But he can’t sing ballads anymore, or lullabies the way he used to. He hates it. He hates it. Each note that’s fashioned to hurt someone else feels like it will rip him in two. Sometimes he wishes he could rip out his own vocal chords just to be free of the responsibility of such Music, from the expectations of how he’ll use it in battle. He just wants to sing like he used to.

Celegorm never replaces Huan. He knows— he knows it’s his fault that he lost him. He lies awake at night and cries into his pillow, wishing it was Huan. Wishing he could bury his hand in his thick fur and feel his steady heartbeat again— because no matter how it ended a childhood pet is a childhood pet, and they will always take a piece of you when they go.

Caranthir talks less and less as the years go on. His brothers used to ask him for advice in Valinor, but a levelheaded temperament isn’t much use in times like these. He withdraws and he withdraws and he withdraws, until he’s so lonely it wears a hole in his chest.

Curufin covers his mirrors. He hates the sound of his name. Loves and hates the forge until he’s sick at heart and wants to throw himself into his own fire. The boundary lines, for him, had always been laid in the shape of his father, and without him he no longer knows who he is. He is only a shadow of him. A reminder of what they’ve lost. And he will never, ever, ever live up to his memory.

Amrod won’t light a fire in his bedroom no matter how cold or dark it gets. He can’t sleep in a room alone. Can’t be left alone for more than a few moments before his mind twists into panic— of “please, please, I’m right here, don’t forget me, don’t leave me—“

Likewise, Amras never lets Amrod out of his sight. The panicked “where’s Amrod?” happens on a biweekly basis. His brothers assure him that Amrod is fine. But their eyes betray their own worry. None of them have forgotten the ships.

551 notes - Posted March 23, 2022

#3

Also a concept: Maedhros riding a moose because if you’re that tall and armored you’re heavy as shit.

660 notes - Posted July 25, 2022

#2

Things that are really fucking me up today

Just how close in age Elrond and Elwing are, by the Elf standards. It must be so strange when they finally meet, to look at each other and realize the difference between them is only a little over thirty years.

Like, in comparison Finwe was a thousand years older than Finfarin, and Elrond was already roughly 4000 years old when he had Arwen.

So idk it just must have been so strange for them. A mere thirty years is such a wildly negligible amount of time. They’re basically peers when they first meet.

721 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022