#I'm not gonna volunteer no matter how much times you 'subtly' try to hint I'd be your first pick if only I was a person who dated

[mixer-in-monochrome]

tfw you have a friend who you told you weren’t interested in relationships and they’re still low-key trying to flirt with you/get you to go on a date with them/pity them for their lack of love interests/etc.

#>:////// #LIke I get it you're lonely you want a gf #I'm not gonna volunteer no matter how much times you 'subtly' try to hint I'd be your first pick if only I was a person who dated #No you saying you're about to go on a date with your ex who you've told me you had an unhealthy relationship with #is not going to make me want to date you to save you from that option #go for it! I tried to warn you and so has your other friend! #but you're lonely and you have 'no other options' and 'youve changed and actually the good outweighed the bad' #ugggh sometimes I think hmmm maybe I might consider dating someone in the future and then shit like this happens and I'm like #Oh! Right! I actually hate being flirted with!!! #Like as much as I love seeing people in love and as soft as that makes me #I have had 0 times where I was flirted with and I didn't immediately get uncomfortable and want to leave #Next time I'm gonna straight up tell her she needs to stop #even if it should have been enough of a hint the first damn time I said 'Oh I don't like to date' #I'm not gonna change my mind soon and especially not for you