#I'm on a roll XD

[zu-is-here]

Doodle please 😫....

my god smiles wide and has no morals ♡

#zu art #ask #ink!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #intruder (complimentary) /// #credits to noveltale for a baguette speaker it's his new name now thank you XD #hoo boi I'm on a roll lately— back to work <3

[sunlightandfreshcherries]

End of this chapter, from A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss by Qvill

#Space AU #Bdubs #Fanfiction #Please don't follow me expecting hermitcraft content #I don't know if I'll ever make anymore #A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss #I'm on a kick of wanting to draw scenes from various stories that I'm reading #The author's design for Glare!bdubs looks so huggable #Mines a bit more marvin the martian meets the swamp thing XD #I'm really excited for the next installment #if/when it ever happens #Like #Will bdubs be rescued immediately or will the pirates get him off the ship first? #Will they take away his Shroud?? #The drama potential is so high #I hope at least one of the hermits calls Bdubs an idiot (affectionately) for his stunt #I really really like the descriptions/world building of the Glare #It gives me the same comfy feelings as those fuzzy aliens from a Wrinkle in Time #Hermitcraft #bdubbleo100 #docm77 #ZombieCleo #Keralis

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine your F/O walking in and catching you crying at the end of Toy Story 3.

#i'm not crying what do you mean?? 😭😭 dont look at me 😭😭 XD #it just makes me think about creepypasta and how it was so important to me but now i've grown out of it anndddd #😭😭😭😭😭 #Cruella would scoff and roll her eyes at me for being silly XD #Otis would laugh at me and make fun of me #jim and cal might let me crawl into their laps and hide until i can gather my dignity again XDD #though it'd probably just be an excjse to cop a feel- not be nice. but whatever i'll take it XD #F/O #F/O's #F/O x Reader #F/O Imagine #F/O Imagines

[hotcheetohatredwastaken]

you get one condiment for the rest of your life (excluding mayo, cream cheese, and butter) what do you pick

Uh. What a question lmao.

Does soy sauce count? Because I'm doing soy sauce. If it doesn't count, then ketchup because I'm basic

#is cream cheese a condiment? #Also #is butter a condiment? #I think I may be confused on the definition of a condiment #is this your weird midwestern food thing #that cream cheese is a condiment to you? #Anyways I still have that chili and cinnimon roll thing in my back pocket #and by Hylia I will be tagging you the day that I finally gain the courage to try it #you'll be getting a play by play XD #isn't cream cheese an ingredient? Sorry I'm still thinking about this #cheetoanswers #also #cheetoasks #as in cheeto asks what the heck you're talking about

[sunniestshark-art]

Just a sketch up of a oneshot DnD character I hope I get to play soon! This is Six, a warforged draconic bloodline sorcerer!

#when i finish her I'll write more about her #rolling with a natural 17 AC sorcer is very very funny #digital art #original character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #sorcerer #her story is so cool I'm v proud of it #got too many characters I'd love to play one day XD

[wimsiecal]

Bro am i the only one that can't stand Alastor?? It seems like everyone else loves him for some reason.

And it's like... I want to like him. But he's so annoying. He's so cocky in a bad way. Like I love asshole characters but he's just. The actually annoying kind of asshole. I don't care that he's evil or deranged or whatever obviously you guys know I love evil characters. He just does it in a way that pisses me off. I can't stand when a character is overpowered for basically no reason other than they just are and there's no information on how they came to be that way. Maybe if I get more info on him my opinion would change idk. But just seeing him threatening people and being like yeah no one could ever challenge me and then fucking around with Lucifer just because he's jealous of him. Oh my god dude give me a fucking break. You're not that special you stupid little bitch

#sorry i got a lil heated xD (not really) #he sucks so much #i roll my eyes every time he shows up #alastor #hazbin hotel #he's also not scary. i hate watching reaction channels and them being like oh 😱😱 #I'm like 😑

[bu-blegh-ost]

I'm only realizing it now, but currently in the Black Sea we are on a quest to save Zamia's partner, a cleric named Star, right? And so it got me thinking cause Star is such an unusual name compared to the other people we met in the capital. And then this weird sense of deja-vu overcame me. Have I heard this name in Riptide before? And YES. We do know another Star in Riptide. Or rather KNOW OF another Star in Riptide. Back in the Feywilde, when Gillion lost Pretzel, he and Jay went to the 'lost and found' section of the carnival and met a man taking care of children, but one who lost his own daughter to the magic orchestrating all of that. And then Gill and Jay promised him to find her, but never did. This lost girl was also named Star. In the end we never learned what happened to her. So I'm thinking what are the odds that she could have possibly somehow ended up in Mana? Idunno but it makes sense to me. This could be the same Star I mean. Even her being an adult makes sense cause time works differently between the two planes. If our Pirates spent maybe a day or sth back there and on Mana they were gone for two weeks??? Could you imagine this guy reuniting with his child after a while, expectling to see a kid maybe two, three years older max and then seing an adult cleric woman, with experience and wisdom and a healthy relationship? I may be just reaching and this may be all wrong, but just imagine what if, right? This would be a damn good plot twist.

#riptide #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #theory #kinda #i just wanna call it before we see star just in case i'm right xD

[elvenbeard]

2076

"I'm tellin' ya, mano, this is only the beginning! A few months down the line we're gonna be Night City legends!"

"I think before I wanna be a legend I'd just like to start feelin' like myself again..."

The day Vince was sacked in November of 2076 was the newest low point of his life. He'd lost everything, from a job he was good at, financial security, to what he'd assumed had been friends. Over the course of the year his health had been on a steady decline, mentally and physically. His first so harmonious, almost too-perfect relationship with an older coworker had found an abrupt and bitter ending filled with betrayal. Jenkins' paranoia and revenge fantasies reached new heights, and several particularly precarious operations went wrong in a row. To cope with the stress, silence his depression and anxieties, and be able to keep up with his coworkers-turned-competitors' performance, Vince turned to substance abuse over the course of his last 6 months at Arasaka.

In Jackie's eyes, the termination of Vince's contract couldn't come soon enough, seeing his friend spiral and lose himself in the corporate mud more and more with each passing day.

Like many times before - even though this one had been Vince's highest fall so far - Jackie helped him back to his feet. He and his mother took Vince in and kept him company through his withdrawal from both self- and corporate-administered drugs. Slowly but surely he got better.

From the first day they'd known, Jackie had always urged Vince to consider teaming up as mercs. Together they'd be one hell of a duo, muscle and tech, street-smarts and corporate education, guns and hacking. They'd make it far in Night City's underground world in no time, or so he thought.

By 2076, Jackie was a respected Solo, particularly in Heywood, but still far from achieving his dreams of becoming a legend - and really, those had always been Jackie's dreams alone. Sure, Vince wanted to leave an impact and be remembered, not just fade away into the shadows, but who didn't? Dying in a blaze of glory though, never reaching age 30, just for the money and fame, for doing other people's dirty work? He never saw the appeal... but also, so far he'd failed to find a satisfying middleground.

By mid-December 2076 Vince had somewhat recovered, had been clean for a little over a month, but his cash started to run dry. The next time Jackie asked him to accompany him on a job - just a small one, a little favor for a choomba, nothin' dangerous or dramatic - Vince gave in and tagged along. "Just this once," he told himself, simultaneously looking for other job opportunities. He even considered going back into the corporate world, a smaller company, something less exhausting than Counterintel, maybe media, or a lowly techie position like Jenkins had intended for him originally.

But the small job went well, was fun, even. Jackie's enthusiasm had always been infectuous. After everything he'd done for Vince, he didn't think it fair to continue saying no to him and to something that indeed worked out better than he could have ever imagined... He still had no intentions of dying young, or a legend, but as Jackie put it: would be a shame to let all that Arasaka training go to waste, so why not use it to do some good with it, help themselves and others in their lives?

Vince through the years (6/9)

The set above is basically the followup to this VP comic I did a while ago, the evening after V's and Jackie's first job together.

As mentioned, Vince was never eager to be a merc, and by early 2077 he simply treats it as one of his many previous part-time jobs: a way to keep a roof above his head, food on the table, and make use of his skills somehow. Maybe do some good, or at least leave a positive impact on a single person's life after 4 years of corporate scheming.

He is sort of picky with the gigs he takes, always weighs pros and cons. Sometimes he takes a gig he usually wouldn't out of sheer curiosity. But thievery and sabotage, even rescue missions, are really his favourite things to do because they come closest to what he did for Arasaka predominantly.

It really is easy money with his skills and knowledge, and also usually non-violent. I think that would be the main reason why he decides to go on with the Konpeki Plaza Heist with Jackie in the end, despite having a bad gut feeling. With the information they have it seems like something just down his alley, and he's very confident that he did his best in setting everything up. His biggest mistake is really putting so much trust in Dex doing his part for the preparation of the heist.

Vince is really used to his superiors just supplying him with all necessary info, no questions asked - both back at Arasaka and with the fixers he's worked with at that point, mainly Regina and Wakako. Both are thorough and reliable, do their work, hold nothing back that could be useful. He is also used to his team-members speaking up if they think something feels off. But I think T-Bug is in a similar boat as him, confident that all will go as planned, in her mind already in Cyprus. And Jackie, who just really really wants this to happen so badly, does not speak up despite potentially having a bad feeling.

So, even though Vince feels like all of it sounds too good to be true, everyone else involved being so confident and presenting themselves so competent, in combination with Jackie's aforementioned enthusiasm, convinces him that his own worries may be unjustified. He's overthinking, this can't go wrong, they were all really thorough, they can count on each other... right?

He'll learn the hardest way possible that on the street the saying "every man for himself" is even more prevalent than in the corporate world in the end.

(CW below for drug abuse talk!)

Little sidenote re: Vince's substance abuse. I often put great emphasis on the fact that he neither smokes nor drinks, one of the many reasons why Johnny pisses him off so much by doing both regardless and repeatedly whenever he's in control of his body later. Not smoking is really just Vince's personal preference here, but he actually wouldn't mind drinking now and then - his body is really just against him on this. He can't process alcohol well and just gets drunk and nauseous really quickly, even from "just a beer" or "just a glass of wine". So he avoids it, not for moral high ground reasons but more "I dont wanna puke my guts out and have a headache for three days" reasons.

Since drinking and smoking are off the table when it comes to numbing himself through his worst time at Arasaka, drugs are the next best thing. Initally it was just downers and sleeping pills, but when those started affecting his performance during daytime, he picked up neuroboosters and other performance enhacing stuff. It was a constant struggle to balance this drug-cocktail out, in combination with the canonical stress-blockers Corpo!V is on during the start of the game.

In short, by the time Vince is kicked out, he's a walking pharmacy and needs some time to readjust to a life without being constantly on something. He's doing his best to remain clean once he gets there... and he hates that taking pills is the one thing he can do to silence Johnny, cause it brings back a lot of bad memories and associations. It's probably one of the main reasons why he ends up talking to him more instead of just blocking him out like he used to block out everything else for a while. And even though he never fully trusts him, this way he at least gets to understand him better and gains his trust and understanding in return.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #cp2077 vp #cyberpunk vp #corpo v #cyberpunk v #male v cyberpunk #jackie welles #johnny silverhand #vincent ezaki #my vp #hhhhh I'm on a roll with these #it's so much fun writing everything down after just really... thinking about it and not sharing #although I'm a bit scared of the final three posts cause... yeah xD #getting into 2077 and beyond territory #I think the next two are gonna be a bit on the shorter side #and the final one is gonna destroy me emotionally #looking foward to it XD

[dandelion-wings]

Tomorrow....

#i'm waiting for the bp week to roll over so it can count towards my weekly mora expense XD #the same reason yanfei is waiting until the week after even though i have all her stuff too #(i still have to level both their talents and artifacts and everything too. but i like to have characters at level 81 while i level those #to keep them conveniently accessible in my character list)

[chompe-diem]

relistening to the d&d court with ify (wifeworm!) and i forgot at the end he says how d&d shows cheese good story moments here and there LMAO

#is that a liveblog i see? #and then emily goes 'do they?' #up to interpretation whether she was genuinely shocked or trying to save the whole genre's asses by saying that XD #personally do think she was genuine #i'd like to think naddpod at the least doesnt fudge rolls #just bc i think there have been too many times where something cool couldve happened but the roll didnt make it #also i think zirk's whole deal in the eldermourne finale wouldve been not emotionally taxing lol #like i think it was soooooo worth the turmoil & distress it caused the party+audience #and worked out beautifully in the end #but like if i wanted to manufacture that moment i feel like it wouldve happened sooner? does that make sense lol #i'm glad it didnt tho #i like the way it went #anyways that was just an example off the top of my head lmao #idk i'm just ramblin

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

it's finally here!! my actual fem dream version! >:'Dc

i had such a hard time deciding for the colors and overall design istg

(and even then i'm not entirely sold on the final result tbh so do expect some changes in the near future possibly!)

dream belongs to jokublog

these designs are mine :D

#art #my art #my designs #utmv #dreamtale #dream sans #dream #fem!dream #okay but i genuinely don't know what to make of this xD i'm having really mixed feelings about the both of them hh #like it's so drastically different from what i originally had in mind- and it's so far off the og's more colorful bright vibes #but i just CAN'T work with bright colors i found out?? i always de-saturate them automatically for most (but def not all!) of my art #i like having one or two popping colors at most- and the fact that dreamtale is taking place in a secluded village in the middle of nowhere #makes me think they most likely wouldn't even have the means to create specific fabric and colors #and yeah i think dream/night were born with bright blue/yellow/purple royal colors since they ARE princes(ses) #but dream would def stain and rip them at SOME point in their playing/rolling around in the mud and trees soo #also because they must have changes of clothes given by villagers!! (at least dream would be given those idk about night yet) #anyways last bit of info is that the sun earrings she's wearing were given just like the star (and the crescent for night) #as gifts early on in their lives- she's not wearing it because i think she'd give it to night to hold onto #seeing how she could drop and loose/break them in one of her crazy games with other villagers #that's all i have to say (that i remember xd) for now! thank you all so much for the support<333

[hirazuki]

I have no excuses ˘͈ᵕ˘͈

OMG WHAT WAIT WHAAAAT --

this is so adorable and sweet and just. WHAT.

I can't process this. I love this so much, the expression and your coloring and everything. I... I don't even know what to say?? Brain functions are ceasing.

Thank you!! ♡♡♡

#mairon #sauron #silmarillion #tolkien #;ladfjldkf omfg y'all look at how cute this is!!! #okay. new rule. i now require 3-5 business days notice for stuff like this XD #so that i can be mentally prepared and can have something to give in exchange #because you and ruiniel have both effectively broken me lmao i'm just sitting just. brain endlessly buffering. #i'm so unaccustomed to this. and bad at responding. or knowing how to respond #like #i've been sitting here for almost an hour trying to piece a reply together #i'm gonna go roll around on the floor now because AAAAAAAAAAA

[stardestroyer81]

Everyone knows that I usually depict myself as a sheep, but in light of recent hyperfixations... can I interest you in a Micah Koopa? 💙✨

#Star's Art #Paper Mario #Super Mario #Koopasona #Koopsona #Sprite Art #Sprite Animation #Coolness #So guess who's back on her Super Mario kick for the first time in like... a long while? #If the above gif doesn't make the answer obvious enough I don't know what will XD #Much like the rats of Pizza Tower I've found myself recently becoming obsessed with Koopa Troopas #I'm pretty sure I have the movie to thank for that seeing as there were Koopas abound all throughout #So then I began wondering... seeing as there WAS such a thing... could I pull of designing my own Koopasona? #... or... Koopsona? I don't know which is the preferred term so I've included both in the tags #I personally prefer 'Koopsona' since it rolls off the tongue naturally #Anyways... not only was I able to draw a conceptual design of how I would look as a Koopa Troopa this past weekend... #... but I then proceeded to finalize said design #Sprite it in the style of Paper Mario 64 #ANIMATE it #A N D HAVE A CUTE LITTLE MAGAZINE EDIT OF THE SPRITE IN A PAPER MARIO PREVIEW #ALL THE NEXT DAY. #I didn't include the concept art or edit in this post as I didn't want to include too much #But if anyone wants to see them I will readily post them! #I am REALLY proud of this sprite as it's my first time tackling the style of Paper Mario #I intend on making a modernized version of her in Paper Mario's later styles too!! 💙✨

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine your siblings child referring your F/O as their Uncle/Aunt because you two have been together so long !!

You've been together practically their whole lives, whether your F/O is good with/likes kids, they were always around when you babysat (Because you live together. Maybe they were helping you with your niece/nephew! Maybe they were just watching TV in the same room and got dinner ready so you could continue keeping an eye on the baby. Maybe they hid away in your shared bedroom the whole time but the child always knew they were there), they maybe even went to family gatherings with you!- they have just been a constant in your niece/nephews life. Just like you.

In this kids mind, you and your F/O are a package deal.

#i dunno why. but this is one of my favouriteee thoughts. #package deal! 📦 doesnt that sound good? XD #at hearing the kid refer to her as their aunt 👠👠👠cruella would roll her eyes. she doesnt like kids. this kid is not an acception #... but she does treat them slightly better then other people because she knows i would leave her ass if she was mean to my niece or newphew #she's the kind that spends most of the days i'm babysitting in her study #but throws expensive toys and treats the kids way when she's forced to see it XD #so she's the kids mean rich lesbian aunt. #🐊🐊🐊jim would be slightlyyy better with kkds then CRUELLA at least 😅 #he may be that kinda 'dad' type to look at this kid getting spoiled with affection by HIS s/o like #'this means war' #after getting called uncle he looks to me like 'this isnt gonna make you want kkds is it?' ' #'no' #'then i dont mind being uncle jim. lets annoy your aunt until she gets us mcdonalds' #🥼🥼🥼doc and 🚓🚓🚓sheriff and i are the kids wierd Triple Pack of adult family members XD #other kids on the playground say its wierd but its just notmal for them ^^ #anyway- doc and sheriff are perfectly happy to be called uncles. #they would be the bestttt to babysit with!! <3<3 #you can tell i wanna be an aunt XDDD #F/O Imagine #F/O x Reader #F/O Imagines #F/O's #F/O

[tatakaeeren]

djhakdhkadkajhdjak I'm dying...cuteness overload irl

My cousin's child came to visit (he visits quite often) but now he is speaking a bit more (he's almost 3) and he has never said my name correctly or even something resembling my name (not viky, vik ,vi , iiiiii , nothing) but now he calls me GOJO!!! he points at me and says "gojo", "gojo here here come play" "gojo me food me gojo" "gojo out play" and phrases like that ...

HE SEES GOJO ALL OVER MY ROOM AND NOW HE THINKS THAT IS MY NAME ?!?! kajhdkjahda hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣

#personal post #it is so funny and cute #I think gojo just rolls of his tongue easier than my own name XD #he says it perfectly #he speaks minion's language but gojo sounds perrrrrfectly hahahahaha #I'm gonna help raise an anime fan 💪 #fun fact he can also say Anya and he looooveesss my anya plush #i bet he has a crush on her 💖

[chenziee]

Fishy time!! 🐳

So so excited to take part in the @opoceanszine!! Thank you so much for inviting me! I can't wait to dive in with everyone~ 🌊💙

#one piece #one piece zine #opzine #op oceans zine #oceans zine #zines #zine stuff #i'm still so shocked xD #such a wonderful surprise i'm so happy #honestly the last thing i expected to happen today ahahaha #i'm already rotating my water children in my head #surume... momoo... megalo... sea kings... o c e a n... #ahhh so many loves #picking is going to be hard #but that is a problem for later xD #for now we roll on the ground and scream #and then go to sleep i'm talking nonsense again #ANYWAY