#I'm so fucking stupid omg

[esmeislewd]

One of the most annoying things about being a European into feederism is the unit hell. Thanks to the dominance of Americans in the space pounds and inches have sort of become the main unit for gainers (in the english speaking parts of the scene). However, I literally only ever use pounds when it comes to the weight of a fat person. Literally that's it. I couldn't possibly tell you what a pound of flour looks like, they're just the magic hot lady unit XD

#I actually use kilos when referring to skinny people pounds is exclusively for when I'm talking about gainers XD #I'm british so we have our own domestic unit soup but the only imperial measurements I actually use much outside of kink are pints and mile #pints are just a really good size for a drink tbh #we have different pints to the US tho and ours are cooler because they're bigger >:3 #and miles because our roads use them #I use metric for everything else ngl #Also fuck stone omg imagine being a worse and stupider version of pounds

[drownedpoetess]

Ewan Mitchell for the face magazine 01/03/2023

#CW Ewan Mitchell & co. ˚ʚ🗡ɞ˚ #Ewan Mitchell #ewan mitchell #Aemond targaryen #aemond targaryen #Look at that chest omg #He's so hot I'm going mental #I want to fuck him so bad it makes me look stupid #AND THE CHAIN UGH I NEED TO [REDACTED]

[writingonthemoon]

Once again Gen Loss has changed genres!! Tonight's variation was:

Every Jigsaw movie if it was a comedy with one person that didn't get it

Sunday's genre prediction: Liminal Horror institution (mall) break out

#the gang showed up in SPADES tonight too omg the cast was serving #and my personal prediction I made to myself when I saw Ethan tweet about flying that he would be there and I was RIGHT #generation loss #gen loss #ranboo #i'm so excited for sunday y'all #and the very clear commentary and criticism of horror slasher movies and the stupidity if the characters was perfect #and charlie was fantastic with his goo guts #and Sneeg getting fucking reset and knowing and having those moments of knowing what was going on were AMAZING #the acting was just so good tonight y'all

[uwussch]

omg very scary dangerous man!! (゜゜)

#I'm just so fucking sure that this man can't sit normally #my boi #I'm just realized that it's finally his month omg im stupid- #actually like sketch more #billy lenz #billy lenz fanart #art #black christmas fanart #black christmas 1974 #black christmas #horror movie

[eff-plays]

Came up with an idea for a scene in my fic and I'm trying to find a balance between letting Astarion show the same sort of care and emotional maturity for Hira that he shows for a Durge character without making it too twee and OOC 🤔

#bg3 #i think i'm gonna have hira die and get resurrected but everyone's out of spell slots for the end of the day #so they have to sleep it off #and they fall asleep in his arms cuz they're still like half-dead #and he just kinda sits there like when u have a cat in ur lap and u need to go somewhere #like uuugh wtf get off bro ... but also aw ... baby ... #he's like shaking with ... rage? confusion? just absolutely not having it but also having it very much #worsties to lovers #eventually he extracts himself and has to go sit and stare pissily into the campfire #getting so so so mad at hira for 1) daring to die and 2) being such a weak little bitch and 3) trusting him too much #'they're so stupid i hate them so much oml how dare they fall asleep in my arms like some fucking idiot omg' #bro ... ur the idiot<3

[browngurl99]

I think I understand why Jogo set Nanami on fire

Because Nanami is a patakha ;)

(Patakha literally means firecracker in Hindi. But it is also used as a slang to refer to an attractive looking person)

#I'M EXTREMELY SORRY #this is so fucking stupid omg #nanami kento #jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #desi jjk

[itslookingback]

good night gay little people in my laptop

#i have had a quiet night in and it's been good 👍 #got to wake up early tomorrow............ big day......... #every day is a big day when you love your degree 👍 #i had my first major anxiety spiral of ''omg why am i at uni and not. idk. a librarian or something'' #and then went outside and immediately snapped out of it because i was too distracted by !!!!!outside!!!! #so anyway i'm all good again. #this might just be me but... i feel like because i hang out with people that also want to work with environment #it becomes a sort of competition of. who does the most volunteering. who is the most eco friendly. etc. #which sounds stupid!!!! #and obviously it's not a competition!!! #but idk. sometimes i speak to people and i feel like i'm constantly behind. or maybe that's just the autism #and it doesn't help that if you want to get a job in conservation / whatever it's so competitive and they want so much experience from you #like that just adds to the stress to the point of you're worrying am i not going to get a good job because i havent got a summer placement #or whatever the fuck. anyway i need to sleep #if you've read this long.. congrats!! here is your medal 🥇

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Been rotating college au swiftli around in my head lately ngl

#probably not gonna tag this one just being a babbling baba #they'd be so funny #imagine Freddie's teen talk story where he's showing that dude the campus and runs into all his friends #but it's Taylor and Linc #(guys like us are cooool in college cooooool in college) #more of a gothcleats gal overall but swiftli is such a comfort ship for me #my stupid fucking swiftli playlist is single-handedly getting me through this semester #they'd be roomates (oh my god they were roomates) #not at first they'd have different dorm rooms at first #oh my god they'd be like Troy and Abed #mutuals if you haven't watched Community omg come OVER we'll watch it together #wait could Terry be a prof at their uni that'd be so funny #omg and Henry could be a geology professor... #but what would their majors be???? #<- If you've thoughts on the matter please I'm open to ideas

[welcometoteyvat]

ok sorry i'm going to ship hate again

some things in genshin fandom really just don't make sense to me. ie somehow the most controversial ships at least have canon material, whereas some ships are decently popular but literally only eyecandy with 0 substance. like why are you doing this, they don't even have mutual voicelines or story mentions, they've NEVER interacted, would have 0 reason to even in future storylines, the only reason you like them is because they're lesbians together or smth

yes this is about yan.tao and shen.lan

#open at will: hater behavior #the male ships also don't suffer from this (at least in my experience) so i think it's really just stupidity and a complex about women #i'm also less annoyed about shen.lan because i see it less and i'm more neutral on the two #theyre kind of egregious too though bc they have No voicelines OR mention each other either LMFAO weren't even released in the same patch #but yan.tao DEAR GOD. i can't ever look in the yan.fei tag without seeing them it plagues me #yanfei has one singular voiceline about ht and people immediately thought OMG lets make them kiss or osmething #the fact that it's STILL popular even after shinobu and yelan and especially after perilous trails quest i'm baffled. please LET IT DIE #there are better characters to make her interact with !!! shinobu is literally a goth and purple if you're still looking for eye candy!!!! #and literally gan.yu qianbei also exists if you think long distance relationship doesn't work or something #idk i'm just so annoyed yan.fei is my main and forever has a place in my heart and then she gets crumbs with a ship thats so fucking random #baffles me . ok haterism over i'll reblog normal things now

[ofallthingsnasty]

working on that sanji fic that's all cutesy wootsy kiss kiss fall in love like damn what happened i used to write about getting pissed on

#nasty.talks #tw.piss #me at the start of this account: 'tee hee let's get tortured friends 😚🫶' me rn: 'omg but what if he held your hand 🥺👉👈' #i will be back. but that man just has my heart sorry #i'm down so bad i am fucking drawing scenes of this stupid fic goddammit

[leafy-m]

alizayd for character opinion bingo 🧍🏽‍♀️

Thank you! 💖

Alizayd al Qahtani is the fucking best. There is no contest. He's empathetic, he's a sass machine, he's got a backbone made of righteous steel, he's a nerd raised to be a jock and was the best zulfiqari of his generation through sheer determination. He's the smartest (and tallest) man in the room that loves to help people and is also an oblivious social loser. He's a math genius and an economic wizard that outsmarted the Royal Treasury's best accountants as a teenager to secretly fund and make the Tanzeem's illegal transactions untraceable, and *During a Recession* got a millennia-old decrepit hospital to be completely rebuilt and functional in like 6 months. He also actually listens to people, and did possibly the most romantic thing in the series by building Nahri her private Cairo-themed office. He's self-sacrificing and self-denying to a fault and all he wants to do is fix things (and swim, and read), and he perfectly fits into soldier life and civilian life.

My man has the best character arc of the trilogy as he learns and grows past his early prejudice and indecision while sharpening his best traits. He is constantly reevaluating himself and his actions while still holding on to what matters to him, like his faith and his idealism that Daevabad can be improved. Even in the depths of his bitterness or grief, he always returns to trying to do the right thing, and not holding unrelated people responsible for the actions of others. He has the best motivational speeches in the series. His great grandpa is a crocodile and their scenes together are hilarious.

My man Alizayd has some Lord of the Rings: Return of the King-level epicness, in how he is descended from both Zaydi al Qahtani and the marid-blessed Armah. Zaydi, who rallied the djinn world against the genocidal Nahids and overthrew them to take Daevabad 1400 years earlier; and his ally Armah who commanded the marid to help take the city and Suleiman's Ring, and made the ultimate sacrifice by staying allied with the djinn. Ali is constantly compared to Zaydi in City of Brass and Kingdom of Copper, but there's this steady transfer of similarities to Armah in Kingdom of Copper and Empire of Gold, until Ali is truly representing both sides combined as he aids Nahri and a global army that he put together in three days to once again take back Daevabad from a genocidal Nahid. The man is a fucking legend, and with any other author or director it would unquestionably be at the forefront of the story. Instead it hides in background details foe readers to piece together, like it's barely worth mentioning.

This is because my man Ali also has the self-confidence/self-esteem of a shy beetle hiding six feet under the earth, and the author's subtle/vague writing style and inability to stand up for what she's trying to say when people misunderstand has created... how do I word this... A lot of wiggle room for bullshit?

Ali gets dragged a lot for being self-righteous and a fanatic, because characters that are threatened by him in the book call him that, and readers parrot it without any consideration or critical thought. Is it self-righteous to be against slavery? Or to create personal boundaries regarding drinking and premarital sex? Is it fanaticism when he argues against corruption, or practices his religion *in a completely normal way?* I dare say no! But Ali is both black and muslim, so he gets a shit load of shit from every corner, and with the author unable to really clear things up and too cowardly to even admit that Ali is her favorite character without immediately asking everyone to forget she said that (Oops. Also: no), it makes me very, very concerned for whoever ends up playing Ali in the Netflix show. Because if past is any pretext, he's definitely not gonna get paid enough for all the harassment he'll face. And if the author can't stand up for her characters and book themes now, how will she do it when the audience is much, much bigger and louder? :/

As much as I love Ali and his countless parallels with Nahri, and have a thousand headcanons for him (and a thousand fic & art ideas/wips), the series itself (or rather how it undid all its narrative themes in the end to appease loud fans who never understood what the series was trying to say in the first place, along with the author's blindspots regarding the Nahids/Daevas), has made me incredibly bitter. 🙃 I am someone who worships canon encyclopedically and remembers everything, and have come to the unfortunate realization that I cannot in good health ever read this series again.

So my beloved blorbo Ali exists for me in a weird dimension that I cannot really interact with anymore. Made worse because I still desperately want to see fandom stuff, but then also viciously tear apart everything I find. 💀

Idk how to end this. Thanks for the ask! ☺️

#The stupid thing is that I'm still trying to finish my fics #Because I LOVED writing Nahri and Ali???? #Like yes my god he deserved better; but when they worked it was So Good 😭💖 #And I feel guilty because We Fucking Won in River of Silver and I still can't get past my bitterness #Doesn't help that the final story is a time paradox and proves that no one on Team Daevabad is doing any due diligence with fact checking #Don't even get me started on the changes to the Gazebo scene -- I'm still mad about how she watered down his lines #I literally cannot think about this series without ranting #Even the good parts just remind me of how it gets fucked up later #And most people don't even notice??? All the praise I see makes me feel insane #And all the Dara fans and other readers completely misunderstanding the series makes me insane #I've never seen a series ask its readers to remember so many details and nuances; and then Get Worse the more you understand! #And not in the 'oh its so much more tragic' sense; but literally 'they stopped fact checking things' sense #It's a series that runs on vibes but is also completely against the vibes its sending out #Fuck I wish I could quit this series 😭 #How do other fandoms manage this kind of bullshit omg #Hhhh #Ok I'm done #Alizayd al Qahtani #The Daevabad Trilogy #Long post #My posts

[irritablepoe]

Also not to repeat myself but somebody has to kill my dad

#die die die die die die die die #literally how can someone breathe SO LOUD THAT I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM #FUCKING GO TO HELL #and then walk into my room almost to my desk just to ask me if i want a tea #and then look at my desktop and stuff like omg you could've just ask me from the doorframe #fucking stay away from me #vent #ALSO HOW MUCH PERFUME CAN SOMEONE WEAR #he puts a ton on in the morning which leaves me with breathing problems #and then he comes back from work and puts on perfume AGAIN #LIKE THAT'S NOT NECESSARY?????????? YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWAY #i know he's just stupid #if he'd be less stupid I'd think he is doing this on purpose #but no he's just a fucking idiot #and I'm so fucking angry like how can you be so ignorant #such a fucking joke of a person #how am i related to him

[gayelectricalfire]

(tw mini-vent)

Yknow I've been putting off listening to the lastest Suckening ep becasue I was like I need to save this for my finals or a time where I'd equally need some comfort media and uhhh I kinda had a panic attack for the first time in 3 months so uhh now I'm listening to it.

(Sorry for the bummer post, I will make a better one next time)

#I fucking forgot how terrible panics attacks omg #it was over the stupidest shit too #But i guess i guess panic attacks make you stupid too #like I couldn't from a coherent at all (in a bad way) #And like I forgot your body forgets how to breathe #I still have so much hw due tonight #and I'm sleep deprived and little hungover #I guess this is just me venting more so than talking about the sunckening #vent post #jrwi show #just roll with it #just roll with it suckening

[yo9urt]

started playing ball dur's gait 3

#mine #6.5h in (i may have stayed up past my bedtime) and i am beyond impressed #not only do i get the wish fulfillment of making myself a sick ass wizard who hangs out with cool fantasy people #and does cool fantasy stuff including hitting people with magic (my dream) #but like the whole world feels like REAL also it feels FUCKING HUGE OMG THERES SO MANY AREAS #I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET TO AND THERES LIKE LITTLE HIDDEN ITEMS EVERYWHERE #AND LIKE SHIT GOING ON ALL THE TIME LIKE WTF THIS PLACE IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!! #i kind of like how directionless it is like obviously theres the main story and stuff but you can really dick around #and you can kind of set your own pace and do things your way which is very enjoyable #even for me as someone who is kind of stupid and needs to be told what to do in video games #i think that aspect of it and the combat system being kind of complicated (but in a fun and challenging way imo) #is hopefully going to make me not suck at video games so hard LMAO #i did die last night i got my ass beat in the overgrown ruins chapel area on the beach...embarrassing #so i had to reset my save to immediately post-crash which was a valuable lesson #anyway i really like how it feels like every dialogue and action choice has so much gravity to it #before i click anything im always like will this make someone mad at me... #will this make someone like me...will this cause something in my vicinity to explode...etc. it's kind of heavy but in a fun way #idk i'm super charmed by it lol i'm going to play like all day maybe #my tav is a high half elf wizard (transmutation school) if anyone was wondering :3 #hes a bit of a self insert lol he looks like a hotter fantasy wizard version of me #but hes also kind of a discrete guy (i say this because hes been doing more killing than i would want to) #(like when i went to the church and had to kill those guys i didnt wanna do it but i had to :( wah) #anyway.....fun game. all should play #o astarion kinda hates me too lol i need more points with him im just too nice #shart likes me and wyll likes me too i think (idk how to check approval on the steam deck lol) #i havent found the other companions i seriously have no fucking clue where they are #one of the goals for today is to go sniff them out lmao

[imwritesometimes]

also I love getting work emails like:

WE HAVE DETERMINED YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS VERY IMPORTANT, MANDATORY THING FOR WORK! THIS IS LEGALLY MANDATORY NOW AND IT MUST BE DONE! if you are doing this legally mandatory thing lol disregard ur good 😉

like fuck you cheese dicks I've BEEN doing the legally mandated thing you have no right to give me a fckn heart attack

#I would put a screenshot but lol it's way too specific and would identify where I actually work so I'm not doing that but #that's literally what the email says. bolder and everything like. UR NOT DOING THE MANDATORY THING! if you are tho disregard this email! #like oh my godddddddddd you stupid ass hoes #what makes it more crazy is that they rolled out a brand new app to be federal compliance with this new mandatory thing #and the app DIDN'T FCKN WORK for the like first month? or so? #but now it.... mostly works and for me it's the easiest way to do the mandatory thing so I always use it #so when I get the email (this isn't the first time!!) I'm always like fuck did the app stop working again am I about to be fired fck fck fck #loads of bullshit omg #erin explains it all

[thschei]

Wait hold on

Do we count not regenerating as suicide??? Bc if we do, that means that the master has killed themself out of spite 4 times, 5 if you count the Lumiat as canon (I do), and 2 of those were simm!master and 2 of those were missy, and 4 of them were motivated by the doctor

#erin talks #text #sdl / suicide warning #the last time I counted was when I listened to the lumiat and I was so horrified that I completely neglected to think about tlottl #yknow how we can't number the master bc he says delgado!master was his 12th regeneration #do you think any/all of those previous 11 deaths were suicides bc of the doctor leaving gallifrey? #I've got to stop thinking about this omg #for the record this isn't what I wanted to be annoying about my brain just gave me this offshoot 😭 #I was describing my otps and typed 'but I'm being the bigger person :/' and then my brain was like #ah ah ah! roll the clip of the master dying in the doctor's arms out of spite #which to be fair is one of my favoritest things the master has ever done it was fun and sexy #so that means roberts!master and war!master were the only nuwho masters who didn't kill themselves... well we still have time I guess since #they're both in audio stories now . and war!master fob-watch'd himself but that was to save his ass after being supremely fucking stupid #(saying that affectionately)